Twilight Sparkle is being sent to Ponyville to learn about friendship. She's not happy about it.
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Dear Princess Celestia,
Fuck You! I wanted to go to Daring Do Con!!! Just send those yaks to the moon or something!!!
Your angry subordinate,
Princess Twilight
"Sister, why do you need Twilight in Griffonstone? I thought you didn't like spending time with her anymore." Luna asked.
"Oh I don't. She's a bitch. But I'm not getting much screen time at all lately, so I have to get my payback in subtle ways."
Dear Rainbow Dash,
Want to go search for the Idol of Boreas next? I mean what could possibly go wrong?
The one and only adventurer,A.K. Yearling Daring Do
Dear Wonderbolts,
I've been around only for three episodes thus far and yet I'm the better example of inspiration for Rainbow Dash? Pathetic!!!
The ever dashing adventurer,
Daring Do
Dear Quibble Pants,
Impossible to happen? Try visiting Ponyville then. They have the impossible happen so often that they consider it the norm by this point.
Unimpressed,
Discord
Dear Pinkie,
I think I may have found Gummy's long lost relative.
Daring Do's number one fan,
Rainbow Dash
Dear A.K. Yearling Daring Do,
I have this fanfiction that I wrote that you could write about for a new book series. It's basically about some sappy teen romance between a mare and a vampony with some werewolves in the mix.
Daring Do's true number one fan,
Quibble Pants
Dear A.K. Yearling,
If you ever need a co-author I could be of assistance.
Signed,
Twilight Velvet
Dear Twilight Velvet,
Sorry. Not interested. Your name reminds me too much of a certain purple pony that tried hitting on me a while back.
Signed,
Daring Do A.K. Yearling
Dear Rainbow Dash,
You better have gotten my book signed while you were there. If not... I can forgive you... So long as we try doing a little role play on a certain erotic fanfiction you wrote on Daring Do.
Daring Do's sexy number one fan,
Twilight Sparkle
Dear Applejack,
Needless to say, this was the best Daring Do Con yet. Really wish you could have come along so we could have had some "additional fun" in the hotel room during off-hours.
Love,
Rainbow Dash
Dear Rainbow,
Yeah, I really wish I could've come with you, but it's always a headache when separate conventions are held on the same weekend. I had promised Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo that I'd take them to their convention up in Baltimare. I don't know what comic they've been reading now, but they went around all weekend calling themselves the "Ponymon Tamers" or something. Spent weeks working on their costumes. What the hay is so fun about going around a convention hall all weekend in a costume anyway?
Dear Applejack,
Clearly you are not a fan of anything. I don't believe for one minute that you wouldn't go to "AppleCon" at the drop of a hat.
You know, if anyone cared that much about apples. To organize an apple convention. To pay to go into a building and hang out with other ponies who care so strongly about apples. To wear a meticulously detailed apple cosplay that you slaved over for weeks or months.
And going into the dealers hall to BUY SOME APPLES!
Sincerely,
Guilbloom, Terrierbelle, and Renaloo
And last but not least...
I know I was probably expected to have a field day with this, but you know what? No.
I'm just going to sit here and respect the fact that they actually got away with a bondage-themed body pillow.
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Same, holy shit.
Good chapter as always
I like the Twilight jabs you made. Erotic fanfitcion? Kinky Rainbows.
Loved the digimon reference.
Though it would have been funny with a Pokemon Go reference for the CMC
Also,
Wait... you didn't like the episode miles???
7442984 I LOVED this episode; had to pause five different times to laugh. I was talking about the body pillow. Thought about ripping into that, but decided just to let it be for the sheer fact that they got away with putting something like that in there, with Rainbow's creeped face to boot.
Hear hear! I had pretty much the exact same reaction. I remember thinking, "Dude, you and Rainbow switch lives, by day 3 you'll be singing a different tune. By day 4 you'll be begging her to change back."
It might just be me, but it kinda looks like Sweetie Belle's cosplaying as Kyubi from Yokai Watch...
I'm surprised you didn't take a jab at Displaced fics while you were at it. Then again, my own passionate hatred for the genre is probably coloring my expectations.
He has a point, and he is a reality warper. Virtually anything you can think of, he can make happen.
*gets bombarded by nostalgia*
MY CHILDHOOD!
Agreed. I actually spat out my drink when I saw that. I am amazed that they got away with that, goddamn.
No context needed.
I don't get it. Tomb Raider? Dark Souls? What am I missing?
Seriously, that town is fucked.
Kill it with Fire.
Where do you think Twilight got her libido?
That digimon crusaders picture is ADORABLE!!
7443299 Lost Treasure of Griffonstone
7443069
She's Terriermon, actually. But considering both are from the same country, and Japan developers love drawing from their own mythology and stories, similarities will happen.
Also, I don't know if Quibble Pants made the connection that Yearling and Daring are the same pony. He probably thinks that Yearling writes a second hand account of the story from Daring Do's actual adventures.
7443082 You've been reading the wrong Displaced. Try Tatsurou's work.
Same. Moments like that are one of the reasons I love this show so much.
This episode was fantastic. The shout-outs and references to fan conventions were great, and Patton Oswalt's improv speech carrying over into the credits was the cherry on top.
And of course we can't forget Best Face-Maker Rainbow Dash:
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Dear Scootaloo,
I have borrowed your Renamon costume. It will be returned to you after I have a
muchslightly larger copy of it made. It will be a great gift for Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle. Because if there is anything sexier than Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle or Renamon, it is Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle dressed as Renamon....
Just the thought of that made me jizz in my pants.
Signed Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle's loyal slave and hopeful future Digimon tamer who wants to tame her,
Neko Majin C.
~KBO.
7443733
I was just saying that to one of my friends
7442937 tenouttaten, Studio B, tenouttaten.
7478211 ...
SHIT!
7479327 I got so much shit for it four years ago, lol.
And now we wait for yesterday's episode.
Hopefully they'll make a joke about the joke cookies being filled with Rainbow's sex juices, or her dad's seed...What has this fanfic done to me?!
7443299 I was really surprised when Velvet spoke in the Crystalling episode, they really even did use the same voice actor as Twilight's.
Tara voices both Twily and her mother Velvet.
So yea, this Twilight here probably got her libido from her mother.
Would be weird hearing them talk in stereo.
Would be great feeling them both servicing you while sweet talking your ears of... in stereo.
7442988 She got lucky only seeing the SFW version.
The >other one< gets sold under the table.
7501479
A year (or two, maybe) ago, there was a picture of a dress with colors that were visually unclear.
It was either one set of colors or the other.
Naturally, people got into arguments about it and the dress went memetic.
It makes me feel sick because I remember looking at it and seeing two different dresses at once.
Season 6 was the first season I actually watched from the beginning (having caught up on the other seasons through Netflix), and I caught a look-ahead of upcoming episode titles through TVTropes. When I read that there were episodes titled "Stranger than Fanfiction" and "28 Pranks Later", I assumed someone was having fun with the wiki.
I can only imagine what season 7 has in store.
7500681
Said VA is Tara Strong, also the voice of Raven from Teen Titans, and devastatingly hot.
I can see it now, but when you think about, a lot of characters are recolors.