Twilight Sparkle is being sent to Ponyville to learn about friendship. She's not happy about it.
Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06
Scare Master
Dear Fluttershy,
So let me get this straight. As long as I've known you, you've helped out a manticore, given an adult dragon a stern talking to, scared the shit out of an entire garden's worth of animals, given one of the most intense bear massages I've ever seen, reformed the God of Chaos, turned into a vampegasus, and talked your way out of a seminar debt.
In spite of all that, when left to your own devices, the scariest thing you can come up with is an awkward social situation?
Sincerely,
Twilight
Dear Twilight,
Fine. I'm sure I can do better. Give me some time to plan for next year.
-Fluttershy
Dear Rainbow, Pinkie, Rarity, and Applejack,
Next year, my haunted house will not involve a dark dusty dining room, or a corn maze.
It'll be the royal bedroom of Twilight's castle, rumored to be haunted by the horniest Princess ever.
Looking forward to next year!
-Fluttershy
Dear Applejack,
Hello? You're the Element of Honesty.
So clearly, you can't be Lion.
-Pinkie Pie
Dear Princess Celestia,
Is there something wrong with the calendars you sent out this year? Last I checked, Hearth's Warming Eve comes before Nightmare Night.
Unless I'm going crazy. Come to think of it, I'm getting some major deja vu here. Could've sworn this all happened six weeks ago.
Sincerely,
Princess Twilight Sparkle
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The meta in this chapter is strong.
Ho ho! Well played!
well, glimmer's about to mess with time, so there's your answer.
Dear Fluttershy,
We can help you with the Nightmare Night next year.
Sincerely,
Frankenstein, Dracula, The Boogey Man, Freddy Kruger, Jason Voorhees, Jigsaw,Hannibal Lector, Leatherface and Slenderman
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Dear Twilight Sparkle,
The reason for the mix up of holidays was caused by me. My bad.
Sincerely,
Jack Skellington
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Dear Jack Skellington,
No. It was caused by a crack in time. My bad.
Sincerely,
Time TurnerDoctor Whooves------------------
Dear
DerpyMuffin,So you dressed up as me? Want to come by bedroom tonight so I can make you really scream?
Horny,
Twilight
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Dear Diary,
Next Nightmare Night. I'll introduce my friends to my shed
-Fluttershy
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Dear Twilight Sparkle,
So you dressed up as Flash Sentry for Nightmare Night? Well no wonder nopony likes you in this universe.
Sincerely,
Pinkie Pie
I lost it with fluttershy's plans for next year.
Brilliant on all counts!
Hello? You're the Element of Honesty.
So clearly, you can't be Lion.
Heh.
Does Twilight's costume remind anyone else of Flash Sentry
To quote a certain trio of ponies: "The horror! The horror!"
Considering that this episode was leaked long before it was supposed to air, I can't begin to imagine what would have happened if the CMCs weren't wearing costumes. That would have been awkward.
That shit is scary. Not cool man.
And next year, Twilight can go as a prostitute, as only she can make them scary...
6657298 which chapter?
In response to the picture in the author's note.
images.wisegeek.com/silver-can-and-can-opener.jpg
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Friendship Games
I just got the joke when I saw that picture. Twilight was a Trojan Horse dressed like the Trojan Man.
Dear Fluttershy,
I had no idea how into manga you were. Hell, I had no idea manga existed in this world. You may not be so bad. I mean, you are still terrible, but at least now you have some redeeming qualities.
...Please do not tell my mistress I said that I said you had redeeming qualities.
Signed Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle's loyal slave and secret otaku,
Neko Majin C.
~KBO.
Dear Fluttershy,
I must say your manga drawing skills are exquisite! Have you ever considered creating an account on DeviantArt?
On second thought, don't. It's a silly place.
Discord
6658096 It's possible that they didn't have their cutie marks yet, as the episode was produced before Crusaders of the Lost Mark. So the only awkwardness would have been seeing their blank flanks after they got their cutie marks.
6659500 Which is why it was the only episode that could be safely aired after "Crusaders of The Lost Mark". The CMC were wearing full body costumes that covered up their flanks.
6657255 Not to mention, Vinyl probably has Neon Lights or some other hotshot DJ. Octavia's got ponies like Noteworthy or other classical music lovers.
The meta is strong with this one, expect a beautiful homage to samurai jack on the season finale chapter, and a scathing review on yelp
No letter to Spike about giving twice as much head? Okay, whatever... I understand that being a ponyphile makes it difficult for anyone to remember the scaly little bastard exists, even when there's a ripe opportunity to use him in any way, shape, or form.
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I'm sure there are other episodes where the CMC simply don't appear at all... right?