Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by milesprower06

The Lost Treasure of Griffonstone

Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06

The Lost Treasure of Griffonstone

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To: Lara Croft ([e-mail]), Nathan Drake ([e-mail]), Indiana Jones ([e-mail]), Daring Do ([e-mail])
Subject: Idol of Boreas

Alright folks. Becoming a closer-knit community is all well and good, but last I checked, friendship doesn't put food on the table or bits in the pocketbook. So we're suggesting a little contest.

Whoever gets the Idol of Boreas from the Abysmal Abyss gets the rights to the adventure for their next book, game, or film.

Thanks, and best of luck.

Regards,
Gruff the Griffon

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Attention citizens of Griffonstone,

Now that we've started to clean the town up, inspectors have found what appear to be vaginal secretions on the statue of King Grover. If you know of any leads as to who committed this defilement, please see me immediately.

Sincerely,
Gilda
Head of Griffonstone Inspection Team

Comments

[ShadowLDrago]

Now that we've started to clean the town up, inspectors have found what appear to be vaginal secretions on the statue of King Grover. If you know of any leads as to who committed this defilement, please see me immediately.

Oh god the implications.

[SpacePaladin]

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Dear Maud:
How could you sis? You know I had eyes on King Grover! I don't want your sloppy seconds.

-Pinkie Pie.

[TheWraithWriter]

To: Lara Croft ([e-mail]), Nathan Drake ([e-mail]), Indiana Jones ([e-mail]), Daring Do ([e-mail])

Subject: Idol of Boreas

Alright folks. Becoming a closer-knit community is all well and good, but last I checked, friendship doesn't put food on the table or bits in the pocketbook. So we're suggesting a little contest.

Whoever gets the Idol of Boreas from the Abysmal Abyss gets the rights to the adventure for their next book, game, or film.

Thanks, and best of luck.

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[Jman14102]

Dear Pinkie,

If you needed "relief" so badly, you could have told me. I would've gladly let you borrow Tom for a little while.

Yours truly,
Rarity.

[ShadowLDrago]

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Dear Pinkie Pie

You should have been quicker.

-Maud.

[**Beert]

To: Lara Croft ([e-mail]), Nathan Drake ([e-mail]), Indiana Jones ([e-mail]), Daring Do ([e-mail])

I diedededed

[JimboTex]

Now that we've started to clean the town up, inspectors have found what appear to be vaginal secretions on the statue of King Grover.

Goddammit, Pinkie Pie!

[MixMassBasher]

Welcome to Griffondore, Land of the Non-Singing

[MixMassBasher]

Dear Twilight Sparkle,

Keep the Stinkin book.

Sincerely,
Rainbowdash

[SuperPinkBrony12]

6124851 Dear Maud,

Fine, I'll just "borrow" Boulder for a while. I hear he's single.

[CassandraMyOCisBestpony]

To my loyal subjects:

Near.....Far.

-Grover

[Smitty91]

I would actually be very interested in seeing/reading how that contest plays out.

[articunos bitch]

([e-mail]), ([e-mail]), ([e-mail]), ([e-mail])

Tomb Square titties rock. The Indiana Jones franchise will never live that one down.

inspectors have found what appear to be vaginal secretions on the statue of King Grover. If you know of any leads as to who committed this defilement, please see me immediately.

Gretta! Keep your legs closed!

[Hclegend]

Now that we've started to clean the town up, inspectors have found what appear to be vaginal secretions on the statue of King Grover. If you know of any leads as to who committed this defilement, please see me immediately.

I'm liking this implication! Grover x Pinkie for life!

[JimboTex]

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[Neko Majin C]

Dear Gilda,

Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle is too busy playing Drawn To Death to care about your piddling little problems. That is one of the reasons she sent Bubble Gum and Skittles. She also hoped you would murder them, but apparently you cannot rely on a covetous griffon to do anything worthwhile. You would think with a beak like that you could easily snap a pony in two. However, it seems that all that enormous honker is good for is sniffing out a good deal. Thanks for nothing, you filthy, bit grubbing kite.

Signed Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle's loyal slave and the mouthpiece of her racist rants,
Neko Majin C.

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~KBO.

[WanderingPony]

Well, she does come from a rock farmin' family...

[VampDash]

6125692 Dear Pinkie:

Try it and I'll bury you just like I buried Rockington.... he was making moves on Boulder.