Green Anon Story

Anon, wakes up in Equestria, and apparently, he has a time limit of a month.
So, naturally, he wastes most of it doing absolutely nothing.
But, on his last day, he comes up with the most amazing idea....
But can he pull it off?
Yes. Yes he can...
Hopefully.

Warning!: Contains my shitty sense of humor, the name Anon, and sexual humor.
(Yes, I drew the cover picture.)

What was going to be a relaxing weekend camping turns into a nightmare as a human gets lost in an unknown forest. Also, his phone decides to stop working for some reason, so he can't use it to orient himself or even for an emergency call. Maybe it's not the phone's fault at all, because you all can imagine where he actually is now.

Will there be adventure? Maybe a little at the beginning, but mostly slice of life afterwards. Sudden unknown OP human abilities because reasons? Well, if you count ear scritches, maybe? Instant romance with all the equestrian heros? Probably not, gee...

Then what's the point!?

... Uh... yep, that's the question, isn't it?

This is my take on a cheeky human in equestria self insert a human in equestria doing all the human in equestria things there are for a human in equestria to do. There is language barrier to spice it up a little bit, so it will focus on cultural differences, how to even communicate with the locals and coping with all the weird things this world can casually throw at a regular, out of the mill, human.

May contain subtle traces and hints of RGRE.

For those who know of Cheery Cheesy Cheeky Romance Hoers Words, this is the original setting and story I had planned but never published.

Shortly after Queen Chrysalis' defeat at Canterlot, her army is demoralised and hungry, and the Queen herself is at her wits end - having locked herself in her bedroom, presumably to spare her subjects from her upcoming mental break in a short moment of compassion.

The Queen that leaves the room is far different from the one that entered it.

Queen Chrysalis, seemingly revitalised in her entirety, declares a change in course for her and her subjects. She promises to lead them to a new battlefield... and she swears victory in her name.

Nearly a year after arriving in Equestria, Anon has been turned into a bat-pony by accident. Now one of the general populace Anon will go on adventures causing mayhem wherever he goes.

So basically the same thing he did before becoming a horse.

Spike the dragon has an interesting little quirk. He likes his females big. Much bigger than him infact. When he discovers a way to make his dreams a reality, it will lead to unfortunate effects upon the waistlines and wardrobes of two individuals. Those individuals are Smolder and Ember, following the consumption of a special jewel, will be sent to new heights.

This was a 6000-7000 word commission for FireDrago on Furaffinity

This story contains:
-Fat
-Weight Gain - Skinny to Obese
-Macro Growth
-Somewhat Anthro Dragons
-Expansion (Breasts + Butt)

Twilight Sparkle's years of study in the magic of friendship have finally culminated in her becoming an alicorn. Amidst the litany of changes that she is having to contend with in her life as a result of this, she comes to notice something alarming: no matter how hard she tries to limit herself, she is putting on weight at an alarming rate. It might have been an inevitability—considering how many ponies consider it in vogue to be overweight, she almost certainly would have followed suit sooner or later—but she remains uncertain of what it is that she truly wants. In her mind, she continues to be a mere scholar, not somepony worthy of the adoration that comes from so much bulk.

Contains the following: fat and hyper, BBW/BHM, incrementally progressive weight gain, one (1) dream sequence of extreme weight gain and light slob and vore, blob sizes, mass compression, the usual emotional self-confidence rollercoaster, and surprisingly little overt sexual content for once.

Cover art by Dufel and myself. (DB ID 3073290)

Now translated into Spanish.

If I had known that buying that mansion- and island -off the coast of Crete was going to come with portals to Equestria's past and present, I would have bought a cabin in Brazil.

Should have done my homework first.

This story was originally posted as an Idea by deeed22, so some of the ideas are his.

Others belong to my muse.

All characters other than OC's belong to Hasbro.

Seven years before the events of the fateful Summer Sun Celebration, Anon asked simply for sugar. Said sugar unintentionally and accidentally turned into a marriage proposal. Intertwining him and the Sun horse as husband and wife. Should he correct this misunderstanding or just roll with it?

Cover Art by - JetXPegasus

Will contain bits of gore/violence

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Brought to Equestria to defend it against the coming of the alien scourge, our hero must avoid Celestia's gaze while pursuing her own investigation into the alien's activities.

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A man is mistakenly taken from his home after a botched experiment and is stuck in Equestria as a creature called a hippogriff. After Princess Celestia fails to return him back to Earth and back to his original from, and after some time feeling angry and depressed, he decides to buy an old Cabin Cruiser sky ship and embarks on a journey to explore every inch of the world and live out his days in solitude.

At least, that's what he thought he was gonna do until he meets a unicorn named Tempest Shadow. Join Maverick as his quest of solitude turns into a quest of adventure, treasure hunting, romance, and doing whatever the heck he wants with his pirate crew of misfits called the Sky Pirate Cowboys. (He didn't name it. Stop laughing.)

Cover Art by Vlado Krizan on ArtStation.