Anon's dead, apparently, and Death has come to claim his soul. There's just one problem: he doesn't want to go. And there's nothing Death can do to make him.

for years, the great goddess Faust and her fellow divine beings known as "humans" are worshiped by nearly all sentient creatures in Equis. for they created the land, sea, and air in which the mortals thrive and live in.
at least, that's what they believe.....
drop a normal human in the middle of it and watch as ponies, griffons, dragons, zebras, and changelings try and gain their "blessing" from an unwilling "god"

It been 3000 years since human civilization has collapse and the survivors dead from disease, starvation and wild predators. The cities ruins. Earthquakes and natural disasters reshaped the lands. Lost and forgotten. Not anymore.

Twilight and here friends were cleaning up the library when they found a journal and a video camera. The name of the author was hard to pronounce "Vanessa Meyers".
They went to Canterlot for answers and their adventure begins.

Note:in this alternate dimension the ponies do have modern tech like iPhones,computer basic life stuff but they don't have the military tech, like tanks and jets.they also don' have cars,planes,metal ships that kind if stuff.

As science progresses in the year 2050, several advances in portal and teleportation technology have allowed universe jumping, however that doesn't mean you can just teleport to any random dimenson, but somehow one singular bond exists with one other singular universe, Earth's closest realitive.

How is this universe even realated to Earth? Humanity strives to find out, hoping that this other universe may reveal humanity's orgins.

And how will they react when they find it's full of ponies?

A/N: I hope a lot of people don't knock this story simply because it's part of a genre that's been done to death. I hope this could be a different take on the genre as no one seems to explore this possiblity.

I'll take any suggestions, ideas, or opinons.

Now why do I deserve a chance?

Because I'm awesome, and my awesomeness seeps into anything I touch.

Put that in your science books...

A clerical error in the Registry of Mortals sends an unwitting human to a strange land. It wouldn't be so bad, if the ponies there weren't out for his blood.

Literally.

A little twist on the myth that unicorns were hunted for their fantastical powers.

In Equestria's far future, one thousand and five years after the return, a dysfunctional group of argumentative ponies must quest to defeat the most dangerous enemy of Equestria to ever live; the malevolent Lord Second, one of the only known members of the race of elder gods known as the humans, and the ancient cult who worships him, the Brotherhood of Man.

An over-the-top surrealist comedy, with slight serious elements. Expect a steady decline into insanity.

Cancelled, due to reasons of severe cranial trauma

Now with audio reading and prequel story, Shades of Grey, by Draven Eclipse.

You are Anonymous, you are fit, you are the only human in Equestria, and Rainbow is your best friend and workout buddy. For one reason or another, mares find you desirable, unnervingly so. For the longest time, your best bro, Rainbow Dash, has protected you from their advances. One day however, things you have been noticing for a while begin to start piling up; her blushing, the way her wings tend to stiffen around you...it couldn't be, could it?

Meet "Red Bandit" a regular run of the mill guy...except he is a genetically moddified soldier...who is ten feet tall...but he is a sweetheart. But what you don't know is that in Equestria he is the most loved character in a show that he doesn't know about.

What happens when he dies in his world but is sent to Equestria with the help of "Magical Bulls**t". Well why don't you find out and tune into his story?

Well...if so then buckle up. Because this is going to be one crazy tale for you to remember...

Cover Art by FriendlyTwo3
*Takes place after season 2 finale.*
(Currently revising past chapters to make them sexier and more appealing.)
(Currently revising summary description.)
(Note to self, remember to eventually revise summary description.)

Diabolical and evil human goes to Equestria, and tries to take over the world? Pfft, if he's "Evil", then that one guy who doesn't say 'bless you' when you sneeze must be Hitler reincarnate.

A HiE fanfic that was probably done a couple times before, BUT I MADE IT BETTER.

Wacky protagonist genius, an army of robots with stun-guns, a goal of domination, a moral code, and a determined mindset! Meet "Evil Lord Emperor Connery NotEvilGuy!" The inevitable future emperor of us all!

You can tell that he's pure evil, because he has the word "Evil" in his last name!

A guy that steal money from you, if you're a Government official that likes to deal drugs and smuggle newborn infants. A guy that will build a laser that can blow up the freakin' moon, but only if it was about to crash into us. He'll freakin' TICKLE YOU if you defy him and his empire!

Yeah... Diabolical mastermind right there.

Rated T: For lots of potty-mouth nonsense.

As of 5/12/14 I GOT FEATURED HOLY S*** I AM SO HAPPY OH MY GOD, I GOT FEATURED, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, OH GOD! I LOVE ALL OF YOU!

What if MLP went in a different direction and added a human in to the cast? and let's say he is apart of our own reality and stumbled in to the wrong universe but found a way to travel in between both... well this is that story.

All intellectual property is owned by Hasbro and affiliates, and this story is written off of these Ideas and as such I will appropriate no monetary gain.