Why am I in a cartoon?

by Frake

Chapter 12 (Swarm of the Century)

I would like to just take a step back and say that none of what happened was my fault... for real, not my fault in the least. Now, the reason that I say that is because of... well, umm...... I kind set off a chain of events that led to the near destruction of Ponyville. However, I can't stress this enough, IT WAS NOT MY FAULT! How was I suppose to know that one little bug could reproduce and consume at such a terrifying rate? If I had known, then I would have tried harder to kill both of the little buggers... but I guess I should start from the beginning.
You see, I had just arrived in Equestria like I always do, and just like when I arrive, the destination was completely random. So I had the awfully bad luck of finding myself in the middle of the freaking Everfree and I did the only sane thing that anyone in my position would do... I panicked and ran as quickly as I could in the direction of civilization (or at least the direction I assumed was civilization). Anyway, turns out that running while not paying attention to your surrounding is a terrible idea and I rammed head first in to something... I'm still not certain what, but I ended up on my ass none the less. What happened next was a little odd, for a gray pony with a blond mane and golden eyes flew in front of my face and said,
"Hey mister, are you alright? You hit your head pretty hard on the Tardis, you should look where you are going next time." I shook my head a few times and allowed the double vision to clear so that I could get a better view of the girl floating over me. Got to say, she was really cute, for her eyes were kind of googly and her face was askew, but that only seemed to make her more adorable.
....Anyway, back to the topic at hand, I smiled sheepishly and asked,
"Did I run in to anyone? I really wasn't paying attention while I was fleeing from this forest and well... wait. Is that an old, British phone booth? ...What the hell?" She just continued to smile and responded,
"Yeah that's the Tardis, I thought it was a really weird name too, but the Doctor gets very sensitive when anypony says anything bad about 'her'." My mind started throwing out alarm bells and I was forced to try to find out what was wrong. 'Lets see here, Tardis equals big, blue box and something about some sort of doctor.... Holy crap, how could I miss it............. I didn't get this ponies name! Of course.'
"Oh, I'm so sorry, how rude of me, my name is James and I'm a human...... and you are?" 'There we go, much better.' I thought as the grey Pegasus responded,
"Hmm, funny... the doctor talks about humans all the time when he talks about his adventures, but I never thought I would get to meet one......... eh he he, sorry about that James, kind of got distracted. Anyway, my name is Derpy Hooves and It's a pleasure to meet you." And this was followed by Derpy blushing, Which nearly made me squeal in a very unmanly fashion, but I managed to not give in to the cuteness (if only barely).
'Oh God! Why are these ponies so freaking cute! Must... resist.... urge.... TO HUG!.............. Wait, did she just say that this Doctor fellow has been on adventures with humans? That's a little odd....' I thought in to the depths of my mind, but I was soon drawn away from these thoughts by somebody yelling.
"Derpy!! You forgot to return those Parasprites to the Discordian Era and you left the Tardis door open! Quick, close the door before they get out!" I looked behind Derpy to see two of the most terrifying creature I have ever laid eyes upon. Now don't get me wrong, I know that they are just bugs and not some sort of massive, mutant monsters, but let me just try to describe why said bugs were so soul shatteringly terrifying.
Most bugs range from microscopic to about the size of a lemon, but these things were the size of my fist and that is just for starters. Lets now take in to account that most bugs have a very unique and almost alien appearance, and as this may be somewhat true about the Parasprite... it looks nothing like other bugs. It is literately a flying smiley face with a bug like appearance, that is to say it has creepy huge bug eyes and a rounded shell. Even in this universe that lacks the definition and detail of my own, I could tell that these things were the stuff of nightmares. Now, if you still don't understand where I am coming from, think of this, have you even seen a cockroach smile? Imagine one for a second, with a big toothy grin............................ yeah, did you just feel that shiver up your spine? That is what I'm talking about. This thing was so unnatural that there was no way that it ever came out of evolution, so that left only one choice, it was created by something... else......... (shiver).
Now then, this brings us back to the problem at hand, two of the most freaky looking things I have ever laid eyes on were rocketing straight for me. What did I do? I whipped my hands together in a thunderous clap, just as one of the bugs got in front of me. The results were explosive.... and gooey, oh so terribly gooey. Turns out that Parasprites are just filled to the brim with goo, which resulted in me being covered in said mess, it was not pretty, and I completely had my mouth open when I did it too (the horror, the horror!).
After spiting out the foulness that entered my mouth (it taste likes monkeys... and please don't ask me how I know that), I wiped off the gooey bug guts off the rest of my body and watched as the remaining bug fled from the slaughter of its friend. As this happened, a strange stallion with a tan coat and a brown mane came out of the big blue box, and he was not happy in the least.
"Derpy! Didn't you hear me? Those bugs are going to cause some seriously damage if we don't capture them. God knows that they caused absolute havoc.... in.... the....... oh, ha ha.. umm....... I didn't see you there. How rude of me, where are my manners? My name is ummmmm........................... TIME TURNER! That's what is, yes." He then followed this with a suspicious grin and I was forced to quirk an eyebrow before responding,
"It's a pleasure, my name is James and... wait, didn't Derpy call you the Doctor? Does that make you Doctor Time?" I grinned like a wolf as the name made me want to chuckle, but I held it back with a little effort. Turner blanched and turned to Derpy before whispering to her. Well, not so much whispering, but rather whatever it is ponies do that looks like whispering, however is only slightly quieter than there normal loud voices (except for Fluttershy), so I naturally heard everything.
"Derpy, what did I say about giving out that name? You know that I'm not sure if my enemies followed me through the rift and I, I, I, great jumping bunnytoads, you're a human!" I flinched at this reaction and cautiously said,
"Uhhh, yeahhhhh... I am... is that a problem?" He gasped like a fish for a few seconds, before finally finding his voice and responding,
"You bet your wonderful hands it's a problem! There aren't any humans in this universe, believe me, I checked. What's more, any points where there were or will be humans are fixed points in time that I can't travel to. It's just plain infuriating and now you just walk right up to me after months of searching, like it is no big deal!" I looked back in confusion and asked,
"I think I missed something important, can you start over? Because you just went way over my head." He sighed and returned,
"You may want to sit down.... you know what? I have a better idea, let me show you, so please follow me." With that he walked back in the blue box and I shrugged before following, but I did take baby steps so that I wouldn't bump in to him when I got inside. However what I found inside was a little startling, for it appeared to be some sort of ship... or rather a console room to a ship and it all seemed to fit inside of a phone booth sized space. My jaw just hung from my face as I gawked at the obviously impossibility, all the while Doctor Time just smirked, before finally saying,
"It's okay, I know you want to say it, so go ahead." I slowly brought my view back to the stallion and responded,
"Is this an spaceship?" Now it was his time for his eyebrow to quirk in surprise as he responded,
"Umm, yes it is... you know everyone always says that it's bigger on the inside, but I guess that works to. Anyway, this is the TARDIS, which stands for Time. And. Relative. Dimension. In. Space. and it is my time machine, but it also works as a spaceship." I started to try and ask a question, but he just held up his hoof and said,
"Please hold all your questions for after I'm done explaining, it will make things so much faster. Now, as I was saying, this is my time machine and my name is the Doctor. The reason I told you that my name is Time Turner is for protection from just in case any of my enemies followed me through. You see, I used to have the appearance of a human, but my species came before you humans even existed and we were called Time Lords. Long story short, I was traveling in the TARDIS when I got in to a dangerous, possibly catastrophic situation and I was accidentally pulled in to this very strange offshoot of reality where everything is what I would call humanities mythology brought to life, except there are no humans, go figure. After that, the TARDIS changed my form to better interact with the local dominate life form, which were ponies. After all that I started to try to find a way back to my dimension, with very little luck I might add and along the way Derpy became my assistant to help me with any leads I might find, she really is quite the dear for helping me."
Derpy blushed and I smirked before becoming serious again, asking,
"Well, I would call you a crazy nut job, but I can't really deny anything when looking at the evidence. So how am I tied to all of this?" The Doctor just smiled sadly and responded,
"It's like this, no humans are suppose to exist here and the simple fact that they do tells me one thing, they got here by dimension based travel. Now before you ask, no I can't use my super powered time machine to just jump dimensions, the method that I know of would just tear apart both dimensions that were connected. This is where you come in to play, do you know how you got to this strand of reality?" I rubbed the back of my head sheepishly before saying,
"I guess you could say that I do, but I don't think you are going to like the answer...." At that I pulled out my remote control and continued, "This is the remote to my television and I'm pretty sure it somehow became magically enchanted, along with my television as well." The Doc just stared at me like I had lost my mind, so I quickly started back up,
"I know it sounds insane, but let me tell you the whole story before you freak out. It all happened on a stormy night...."

"...and then the remote brought me back to my house. Ever since I have been traveling back and forth to Ponyville every week because I was afraid of being found out by the rest of my world." The Doctor just stared at me for several minute with an appraising eye before stating,
"I believe you, maybe not about the whole magic thing, but I do believe that the story you just told me is how you perceived it to go. Now as for the remote and television, I think that someone or something used vast amounts of power to use you for something that is beyond your understanding at the moment. Regardless of that fact, I think I may be able to get the means to how you are traveling dimensions without tearing apart existence by scanning your remote. If you would be so kind as to allow me to study your remote for a few minutes it would be very appreciated."
At this point I took pause and thought about what the Doctor was asking me to do,
'How much should I trust this guy with my remote, I only just met him and I am basically giving him my only way of travel from my home and this alien planet. If he took it from me I would be screwed, but then again, he has been looking for something like this for months and all he really wants to do is go home himself....' with my thoughts still swirling around in my head I decided to give the Doctor the trust he asked for, even thought I knew that is was a poor decision, but something about him made me want to trust him.
So I gave it to him and he smiled before looking down on the remote for a few seconds, promptly followed by him pressing the return button and disappearing from the room. My eyes ever so slowly started to enlarge as I continued to focus on the spot that the Doctor had just held before babbling out,
"B-b-b-b-b-bbbbuttt wwwhhhhaatt wha haaaaa WHAAAAAAATTT!" Then my mouth snapped closed as I contemplated what had just happened. The silence stretched on as it began to occur to me that I might have made a mistake.
"Der-derpy? Did the Doctor just.... steal my one way home?" Derpy stared up at me with fear and surprise, before responding,
"I-I-I don't know. It kind of looks like it though..... he was the nicest stallion I ever met too, 'sniff' and now I will never get to 'sniff' see his big 'sniff' goofy grin 'snivel' again....WAAAAAAAAA!" I looked over with disbelief as Derpy began to ball her eyes out and I screamed out,
"Forget his smile, that asshole stole my-" Suddenly there was a load popping noise followed by the Doctor reappearing and saying,
"Oh, hello... did I miss something?" I stopped mid-sentence and threw on a fake smile before continuing,
"Uhhh nope, we had complete faith in you." The Doctor lowered one of his eyebrows and said,
"Then why is derpy is crying?" I looked over at Derpy who was recovering quickly and ever had a big smile forming on her face before responing,
"Oh, that? She uhh, bonked her nose on the door... it hurt a lot, but she's better now... see?" The Doctor looked back at me like I was full of shit, but he just shook his head slowly before continuing,
"Ooookay, anyway the test helped a bit, but now I should scan it before I can find if I can use this power." He quickly pulled out a funny looking thing that I would compare to a pen with a glowing tip, before he waved it over my remote, but then he frowned and said,
"That's odd, it isn't in the data base of my sonic, I'm going to have to scan it with the TARDIS... this will take some time." The Doctor then brought the remote to the console in the middle of the room and scanned it with one of the devices attached to it. I looked over what he was doing and asked,
"So, how long should this take? I kind of have places to be." He look back over at me and said,
"Ohhh I would say no longer that two months tops." I gasped and responded,
"What?! I can't wait that long, why would it take that long to figure out?" The Doctor chuckled and returned,
"You don't have to wait for it to finish and you can have your remote back now, but the reason it will take that long is because I am checking every known power and ability in the Time Lord data base, which encompasses my entire universe. Even with the speed at which my system computes at, that still is the encompassed knowledge of one whole universe, past, present, and future." I smiled sheepishly while taking back my remote and said,
"Right, well how will I be able to get in to contact with you when you get done?" He asked,
"Do you have a cellphone?" I nodded before handing it to him and he opened it up, quickly slipping something inside and closing it right back up. He follow this up by typing something on the screen and handing it back to me.
"You now have the ability to reach me no matter what point in time I may occupy... oh you also just got free phone services for the rest of known existence, congratulations." My eyes bugged out of my head as I stared at the priceless gift that the Doctor gave away with as much emotion as a my pet rock, which is to say none.
"Uhhh wow, thank you, I don't know what else to say..." The Doctor just shrugged and said,
"Don't mention it, it's the least I can do for someone that would help me without asking for anything in return. I mean I could contact you without having to give you this gift, but as Derpy keeps telling me, friends are better than a whole basket of fresh blueberry muffins." He said this while smiling at Derpy and I got another warm fuzzy feeling in my chest as I basked in the wonderful mood in the room. Suddenly Derpy gasped and asked,
"Doctor, What about the Parasprite? Shouldn't we go track it down before it starts causing havoc?" The Doctor immediately frowned and responded,
"I completely forgot about that, this could become a real problem if not stopped. Derpy, James, could you both go catch that bug, here's a net. I need to stay here and see If I can't make heads or tales of this dimension hoping ability. Anyway you have my number if you need to get in contact with me." I sighed before walking outside with Derpy, I guess it was my fault that the bug ran away in the first place, so I just accepted it and we walked through the woods.
"So beyond this bug being the stuff of nightmares, what's so bad about it?" Derpy giggled and responded,
"I think it's kind of cute really, but the problem is that it reproduces asexually at a terrifyingly rate and it consumes food like Pinkie Pie in a pie eating contest." I shuttered since I had seen Pinkie eating normally and that alone was quite the sight, but to see her eating competitively would be just on the side of terrifying.
"Come on Derpy, we need to find this thing right away!"

We now found ourselves in Ponyville because searching the forest was fruitless and at this point we decided to split up. We agreed to meet up at Sugercube Corner after we were done to see if we found any leads, and boy did I find one. The first spot that I tried was Rarity's place, which allowed me to stumbled upon the greatest thing I had seem since Spike looked like Mario. Dash was modeling for Rarity, but it wasn't just any old dress or something of the like, oh no, it was a get up from the seventeen hundreds that you would have found on a very rich and stupid french noble. The best part however, was the giant thing on her head that seemed to be a cross between a hat and a wig and I would say that the maker of said thing was high as a kite when they made it.
After taking a few pictures with my phone while giggling I quickly burst in to gut busting laughter. After I got done having a fit, I pulled myself off the ground and said,
"Looking great there Rainbow, are you going to an opera later? Maybe tell the commoners that they should all go eat cake?" Dash just stared at me funny and I continued, "I guess that one went over your head a little, kind of need to know a little human history to get it. Anyway, hey Rarity, are you pulling some sort of prank?" Rarity's eyes darted back and forth before she answered,
"I have no idea what you are talking about dear, I think Rainbow Dash looks absolute stunning in her new dress and I can't wait to see her show it off to everypony when the princess shows up. I most definitely wouldn't be getting back at her for putting sneezing powder in a bouquet of flowers that took me at least an hour to fully remove from my nose." I grinned along with Rarity as Rainbow slowly started to sweat from figuring out just why Rarity had invited her over.
"Looks like someone just got played, plus I've got photos, muhahaha!" Dash looked downright frantic as she quickly removed her silly outfit while saying,
"What about Pinkie? She is just as guilty as me." Rarity waved it off and responded,
"She apologized and gave me some of her extra chocolate, chocolate cupcakes, but you decided to come back later and dance around while laughing and telling me how well you got me. Let this be a lesson for you dear, no pony screws with Rarity and gets away with it." I was laughing again as Rainbow looked utterly surprised, before a embarrassed smile replaced it and she said,
"Yeah yeah, you got me good, I didn't even see it coming. Good one Rarity."
With that the door to the house opened and in stepped Twilight. She started talking about how beautiful all Rarity's dresses were and I started to zone out until I heard something familiar. Just then three Parasprites popped out of Twilights mane (EWWWW) and all the girls started to chatter about them, that is until I intervened.
"Girls get away from those things, they are pure evil, just look at them! Look at the faces of evil!" That got me three deadpan stares and I started to get closer with my net when the bugs backed away in fear. Rarity jumped between me and the bugs and said,
"What are you doing James! Get away from these adorable creatures this instant, I don't care if you don't like them, but as you can see we do like them, so shoo." I was then quickly floated out the door and dropped on my butt, which found me face to face with Pinkie.
"Hi James, Hi everypony else, have any of you seen an accordion?" The other girls were too busy fussing over the balls of evil to respond so I answered,
"Hey Pinkie, can't say that I have seen one, what do you need it for?" She smiled and said,
"To get rid of the Parasprites of course." I smiled back and returned,
"Funny, that's what I'm trying to do, wants some help?" Her smile got bigger as she responded,
"Would I ever!" I laughed as I pulled myself off the ground and said,
"First we should stop at Sugarcube Corner, Derpy was helping me as well." Pinkie nodded and off we went.

We walked in to Sugarcube Corner to find Derpy sitting at a table eating a muffin and Pinkie and I pulled up a seat to talk things over. I began,
"Hey Derpy, well turns out that the Parasprite has already reproduced, finding homes with Twilight, Rarity, and Dash. It may be a little hard to separate them until they figure out how evil they really are." Derpy sighed and responded,
"Fluttershy had one as well, but she was really attached to it and wouldn't give it to me, I don't know what to do now." It was at this point that Pinkie spoke up,
"Not to worry, my Granny Pie taught me how to get rid of Parasprites easily and without fail. It's quite simple, we just need a lively song to draw them away, and Granny even taught me how to use several instruments at once so that they don't lose interest. The problem is getting all of the instruments together fast enough, if you are to slow then they end up eating an entire towns food supplies." I nodded and said,
"That just confirms how evil they really are, now I'm glad that I have a small phobia of bugs, you just can't trust creepy crawlies. As for instruments, the only one I play really well is the kazoo, but I doubt that is really going to help in this instance, however I could sing if you want me to." Pinkie smiled good naturedly at me and responded,
"That's okay James, I am fully capable of getting the job done, but it would be great if you both helped me get the instruments." I clapped my hands together and returned,
"What are we waiting for then, let's get going." So we got up and started the search.

We finished collecting everything we needed after splitting up and returned to our base of operations to celebrate with some sweets. It was night time so we would have to prospone until the next day but we ready, so I raised my glass (full of some awesome cider) and said,
"Here is to tomorrow, nothing can possible go wrong now and those bugs won't even know what hit them." So the night went on.

"HOW COULD IT ALL GO SO WRONG!" I yelled as I lay in a pile of broken instruments. I had woken up the day before without setting my alarm and had quickly gotten dressed before teleporting, but that's when the powers that be decided that I needed more irony in my life. Namely I teleported several feet above all the instruments we had collected and as I made sounds of destruction Pinkie and Derpy walked in to same room. They freaked out so very hard, can't really blame them, I could already see a swarm of the bugs flying towards town and I had just ruined our chances. Pinkie was first to panic, saying,
"What happened James?! This can't be happening, THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! How are we going to lure the bugs away with music now? Ponyville is doomed!" This brought me to a panicked state as well as I pushed through my mind for any kind of answer, then it hit me like a bag of bricks.
"I've got it! We need to get back to my house as fast as we can, we don't have any time left!" I then grabbed both the girls and teleported back, however I didn't take in to account that Derpy had never entered in to my reality and she started to freak out even more.
"Derpy, I need you to relax, I will explain later but right now I need to dig something out of my closet." And with that I jumped in to my closet and started to rummage around for my prize, before quickly finding what I sought, a big boombox with a CD port.
"Ah ha! There you are, now I need a CD...................................... Oh crap I forgot! I sold all my CD's last year when I downloaded the music on to my I-Pod. Wait! Maybe there is one still left inside." So I checked, low and behold there was one still remaining, but not really the type of CD that I would blast over Ponyville.
"Oh come on, why do I even still own this thing? 'Sigh' I guess beggars can't be choosers, come on Derpy and Pinkie, lets go save Ponyville... I guess."

I returned with a boombox and two ponies in hand before pumping myself up for what I was about to do,
"I can do this, Yeah! Who's got this?! I've got this! YEAH!.... Okay girls, no matter what you see, please don't hate me, I'm only doing this because I have no other choice." And with that I chose the song that would be heard by an entire town. I decided to sing along as well, I mean I might as well go all out.

I like big butts an' I cannot lie.
You otha brothas can't deny.
That when a girl walks in wit' a itty bitty waist an'
A round thing in yo' face. You get SPRUNG.
Wanna pull up tough, cuz you notice that butt was STUFFED.
Deep in the jeans she's wearin'.
I'm hooked an' I can't stop starin'.
Oh baby, I wanna get wit' ya,
An' take yo' picta.
At this point both ponies were looking at me like I had gone made but they continued to follow along as a few Parasprites came away from destroying the town (I wonder when that happened).
My homeboys tried to warn me.
But that butt you got makes me so horny.
Ooh, rumpled smooth skin.
You say you wanna bet in ma Benz,
Well, use me, use me,
Cuz you ain't that average groupy.
I seen her dancin',
To Hell wit' romancin'.
She's sweat. Wet.
Got it goin' like a Turbo 'Vette.
At this point both girls started to dance behind me, much to my utter surprise, but I shrugged and continued to gather Parasprites.
I'm tired o' magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing.
Take the average black man and ask him that.
She gotta pack much back.
So fella's (YEAH), fella's (YEAH),
Does your girlfrien' got the butt? (HELL, YEAH)
So tell 'em to shake it (SHAKE IT),
Shake it (SHAKE IT)
Shake that healthy butt.
Baby got back.
(L.A. back with a Oakland booty.)
Baby got back.
(L.A. back with a Oakland booty.)
(L.A. back with a Oakland booty.)
Now I could see the other girls as we marched down the road and they all froze when they could hear the song blasting through the town, but I couldn't stop now and both the mares seemed to be getting really in to it.
I like 'em round and big,
An' when I'm throwin' a gig,
I jus' can't help maself,
I'm actin' like an animal.
Now here's ma scandal,
I wanna get ya home an' UH,
Double up, uh, uh.
I ain' talkin' about Playboy,
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys.
I wan' 'em real thick an' juicy.
So fin' that juicy double.
Mix Alot's in trouble,
Beggin' for a piece o' that bubble.
So I'm lookin' at rock videos.
Watchin' these bimbos
Walkin' like hoes.
At this point I was right in the mess of things and I noticed that Celestia was in the town for some reason and it nearly threw me off, but I managed to jump back in.
You can have them bimbos.
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo.
A word to tha thick soul sistas,
I wanna get wit' ya.
I won' cuss, o' hit ya.
But I gotta be straight
When I say I wanna...
Til' the break o' dawn,
Baby, got it goin' on,
A lot o' pimps won't like this song,
Cause them punks like to hit it an' quit it,
An' I'd ratha stay an' play,
Cuz I'm long, and I'm strong,
An' I'm down to get the friction on.
So, ladies (YEAH) ladies (YEAH),
Do you wanna roll ma Mercedes? (YEAH)
Then turn aroun', stick it out,
Even white boys got ta shout.
Baby got back.
Baby got back!
I noticed that both male guards behind Celestia were nodding along and were even singing the lyrics, how they knew them I don't know, but whatever. Celestia however, look like she wanted to join in on the parade, but sadly she did have an image to uphold.
Yeah baby.
When it comes to females,
Cosmo ain't got nuthin' to do with ma selection.
36-24-36.
Only if she's 5' 3".
We marched in to the Everfree at this point and I was glad to be out of ponyville I was sweating bullets as we went by Celestia.
So yo girlfriend drives a Honda,
Playin' workout tapes by Fonda,
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back o' her Honda.
My anaconda don't want want none,
Unless you got buns, hun.
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don' lose that butt.
Some brothas wanna play that hard role,
And tell ya that butt ain' gol',
So they toss it, an' leave it,
An' I pull up quick to retrive it.
So Cosmo says yo' fat,
Well, I ain' down wit' that.
'Cause yo waist is small an' you're curves are kickin',
An' I'm thinkin' about stickin'.
The Tardis came in to view and I sighed in relief knowing that we were almost done, but I still had a job to complete so on we went.
To the beanpole dames in the magazines.
You ain't it Miss Thang.
Gimme a sista, can't resist ha,
Red beans an' rice didn' miss ha.
Some knucklehead tried to diss.
Cuz his girls are on ma lis',
He had game but he chose to hit 'em,
An' I pull up quick to get wit' 'em.
So ladies if tha butt is round,
An' you wanna XXX slow down,
Call 1-900-MIX-ALOT,
An kick them nasty thought',
Baby got back.
Baby got back.
All the parasprites had pored in to the Tardis at this point, but the Doctor look at me with amusement and slight judgment. I shrugged and said,
"I had no other choice, it's not my fault, but I am sorry for teaching ponies 'Baby got back'. Oh well, at least you can get these all back to the Discordian era." The Doctor sighed and said,
"I guess, but now I have to explain so much stuff to Derpy and... hello Pinkie." Pinkie smiled at the Doctor and returned,
"Hi Mr. Turner, still living in this box I see, what ya gonna do with all those Parasprites anyway?" The Doctor looked back in to the box before saying,
"Oh you know, return them to there rightful home and that sort of thing." Pinkie smiled and responded,
"Okey dokey Lokey, I should probably head home and started fixing thing up anyway, thanks for helping me James." I nodded and said,
"Any time Pinkie, stay safe." And with that out of the way the Doctor let out a long suffering sigh and said,
"That girl has tried to get in to the TARDIS over twenty times now and no matter what I try to do she is still very persistent. Anyway, thank you for helping me with everything and I'm sure we will be meeting again real soon, so keep your scheduled open, oh and stay out of trouble James, allonsy." I waved as he shut the door and I started to walk away, but then I saw something that I would never forget. The Tardis started to make a noise that I had never heard before and then it began to fade in and out of existence, with that it was gone without any trace. I stood there for several seconds before shaking my head and running after Pinkie, I wouldn't be forgetting this experience any time soon.