Chapter 10 (Sunshine lollipops and rainbows, oh my!)
Why am I in a Cartoon?
Written by Frake
Chapter 10 (Sunshine lollipops and rainbows, oh my!)
I was laying in bed on the cusp of a dream in which two warm women snuggled up to me with oh so roaming hands, whispering sweet nothings while feeding me Cheetos and it was rather realistic, in fact it was a little too realistic. I pulled myself a little closer to consciousness to find that there were in fact two bodies snuggled up to me, but something was wrong. First off, the hands had no fingers and secondly the two bodies were too short to be normal women, not to mention that they were furry... no something was definitely wrong. Then it hit me, the sleep over, the ghost story, the pillow fight, all of it, and so the two women feeling me up were in fact... Rarity... and... Applejack? This left me with even more questions, why in the hell were they feeling me up and why did it feel so good, I mean they have hooves, it shouldn't feel that great. As I pondered these questions I asked out loud,
"Hey girls, not that I mind or anything, but why are you both giving my a rub down?" This caused the girls to freeze, being caught in the act and all, but after a few seconds Rarity decided to speak up.
"Uhh, well you see darling, Applejack started it and she told me how funny it feels on her hooves, so I joined her and you really do have such soft, smooth skin dear, it is rather exotic." I giggled and sarcastically said,
"Well unless you are trying get this to go in a different direction, you may want to stop, because there is only so much teasing I can take."
"Realllly? My, my, James, you have been busy now haven't you." My blood froze in my veins as my eyes burst open and I flew out of bed with a speed that could rival Rainbow Dash for I knew the voice that was speaking and it wasn't anyone that should be in the room. As I looked over the room I spotted her, Celestia in all her glory and she was eying me with a fierce hunger, as well as a good helping of mirth. I have never wanted to run away as much I did in that one moment, for Celestia intimidates me on a level that I have trouble even describing. Anyway I spoke up to gauge the situation,
"Heeeeey Celestia, what are you doing here?" She smiled a creepy smile and said,
"Oh, I'm just giving Twilight a surprise visit and you as well it would seem." I tittered nervously and did some quick thinking before responding,
"Yes well, you have met Applejack, haven't you? and also Applejack?" Celestia gave me a funny look before looking down at the two mares that were in a state of shock. She had to do a double take when she saw Rarity, for she still had Applejack's coloring, which gave me the perfect opportunity to grab my clothes and get gone. Having feet instead of hooves gave me a distinct advantage to move quietly, so after I strapped on all my clothes, except for my shoes, I was right out the door... to find a beautiful rainbow overhead. It looked like my luck had finally taken a turn for the better and it about freaking time if you asked me, but then I remembered those that I had just sacrificed.
"Sorry girls, but it was either you or me and I have a lot more to lose." I said as I ran down the street, however then I remembered something important, my remote was back at the library. I let out a long sigh and said,
"Looks like I'm going to be here a while....... I guess I could clear things up with Pinkie and Fluttershy, even if Pinkie is terrifying at the moment." Then I noticed the few ponies that were watching me like I was crazy and I had to mentally facepalm, 'really need to learn to keep my thoughts to myself.' I thought as I quickened my pace, but then I continued to think about some sort of plan,
'Maybe I should visit Pinkie first and follow that up with Fluttershy, but wait, will Celestia come after me? or maybe the ponies that I threw under the bus to save myself... in retrospect, I really shouldn't have done that. Well no stopping now, guess I'll just have to be careful.' With a game plan in mind, I made my way to Sugarcube Corner, while looking around me for incoming danger. I got inside without being attacked, so I figured I was safe for the moment and started with my first goal, find and confront Pinkie. I walked up to the main counter to find Mrs. Cake and she looked rather unhappy with me, which made me frown and say,
"Pinkie Pie?" She nodded and pointed up stairs before asking,
"She has been in an absolutely foul mood of late, what happened, if you don't mind me asking." I sighed and said,
"First off, you know that Pinkie has a crush on me? Yeah well, Fluttershy decided to kiss me and Pinkie was not happy about it. We haven't even talked about relationships or anything of that nature, but I don't know, I guess I have to now." This brought a sad, but understanding smile to Mrs. Cake face and she said,
"That would explain it, I'm so sorry dear... well good luck." I returned the sad smile and walked towards the stairs, but when I got to them I had to looked upon them with resignation. I wasn't looking forward to this at all, however it had to be done so I started to climb, ever so slowly, but with every step the stairs seemed to become longer. What seemed like hours, but in actuality was only about half a minute, I came to an end and I found a big pink door, convenient. My fist hovered over the door for a few minutes before I finally decided to knock, only to find that the door was slightly ajar, and with my knock the door was opened. I looked inside to find Pinkie sitting on a cushion facing away from me, but something was horrible wrong. For one thing, her hair was completely straight and for another, her happy vibrant nature was just... gone and this all set off alarm bells within my head so I spoke up.
"Hey Pinkie how's it going? I came over to speak with you... but maybe you would like to say something instead?"
I have been in one or two situations like this before and the best way to navigate them was to play it by your gut. What my gut was telling me was that I was in mortal danger and that if I wasn't very cautious I might end up in a "Misery" situation *shutter*. Than again, this was my friend Pinkie Pie I was thinking about and I did owe it to her to believe in her better nature, even if her attitude was telling a different story. Pinkie then turned around to face me and I could see her aggravated eyes, yep, she was pissed, so I kept my mouth shut, waiting for her to say something.
"Oh, hello James... It's so nice to see you. So tell me? Did you have fun playing with my heart?" I could almost taste the venom in her voice as I thought about a way to respond, before settling on saying,
"Pinkie, we haven't even discussed any sort of relationship or something of that nature and I find your attitude to be way over the line." You might be wondering how this was being cautious, but I have a plan so don't worry, I'll be fine... I hope.
"You flirted with me all the time and I thought you were interested, than you go and kiss Fluttershy, so excuse me if I am a little over the line!" I flinched, but continued to steamroll my way through.
"Hey! I'm not the one that kissed her, you saw that, she kissed me! and besides that, I didn't even think that a relationship with a pony was an option until last week. I am sorry that I lead you on, but that is just in my nature, I'm flirty." I could see the rage in her eyes stoking to deadly levels as she responded,
"So you never wanted to date me?!" I looked down at my feet with shame and said,
"Not at first... no, but now I don't really know what I want, both you and Fluttershy seem to think that I'm at least attractive, even though I'm a weird alien. I'm left with seeing you ponies in a completely new light and it truly scares me... I didn't even know that I could find any other species besides humans attractive, but I can't seem to get it out of my head." She looked at me with a lot less anger, but a good deal more sadness and asked,
"Why would you be afraid of that? What's so bad about finding a pony attractive?" I sighed, knowing that this would come up sooner or later, so I said,
"On my planet humans are the only sapient life form and everything else is just an animal. As such we view anyone that would have sex with one to be one of the worst things you could do. Now this wouldn't be such a problem if your species didn't strongly resemble an animal, now I know you aren't animals, but since you all resemble them so much, I found it almost impossible to look at you all in that light. That is until Fluttershy kissed me... now I don't even know what to think, not to meantion that Celestia wants to use me like a cheap whore." Pinkie looked utterly shocked and asked,
"Celestia wants to do the dirty bunny hop with you?" I slapped my hand over my eyes and started to giggle at this odd choice of words for sex, but then Pinkie continued, "Wait, if you do find us attractive... then I still have a shot!" I rubbed the back of my head and responded,
"Yeah, I guess, but could you do me a favor a give me some time to figure out my own feeling about this before you start to really chase after me?" With those words said, Pinkie's hair burst back in to its former curly state and her lips had a devious grin as she said,
"Okay, but I want to be on equal ground with Fluttershy... I want a kiss!" I thought about what I had just seen when Pinkie's hair seemed to inflate like a balloon and I wondered what that could truly mean, but that would have to wait for later, when I had more time to think. I then took on a calculating look and thought about what the consequences of kissing her would be, but oddly enough I couldn't really find any.
"Alright, I guess that seems fair, but could you help me talk with Fluttershy as well? I would be nice of you to let her know you didn't hold any hard feelings." She thought about it, before nodding vigorously as she scooted up to me in a very friendly nature. I laughed under my breath while thinking 'I guess she is excited... well it's a whole lot better than having her mad at me, anyway I think I can handle this.' I then proceeded to look up, only to find that Pinkie was already taking her prize and wow can these ponies really freaking kiss, if anything, Pinkie's kiss was even hotter than Fluttershy's. There was a hunger in he kiss that was so probing, longing to take everything I had to give and finding reserves I didn't even know were there. It must have lasted for a good five minutes, and I was so enthralled that I barely even noticed the sex crazed sun goddess outside the window making a low whistling noise. Whoa, hold that phone, did I just say sex crazed sun goddess? I then I looked out the window again and sure enough she was flapping away while looking very entertained before she pushed the window open. My eyes widened while my kiss was finally broken and that was the point that she started to speak.
"Welllllll, if it isn't my favorite human, what are the odds, I guess pretty good since I was looking for you. You have been a rather busy boy it would seem, I like that, it's very... intriguing. Anyway, I would like to talk to you in private about that thing I told you about at the party, do you remember that? Ah I see that you do, anyway, after you are done enjoying yourself, perhaps I could get a few minutes of your time, maybe a half an hour?" All the while she continued to nod at me with a creepy grin and I was way out of my comfort zone, luckily Pinkie was in my corner and responded for me while showing of a rather good poker face.
"No can do Princess, I made a promise to James and I intend to keep it, which requires me to escort him around all day. I'm afraid that he simply doesn't have the time right now, but I'm sure you can ask him at a later date." Celestia made a pouty face while making an angry little sound, but she relented and said,
"Well, I guess I have no choice, but as soon as you have time James I want you to send me a letter." I looked around the room with slight fear before giving a thumbs up, hoping she wouldn't know that that wasn't a direct yes, for in actuality it was just a thumbs up and nothing more. She let out a huff before turning around and flying away, which brought a massive sigh from me and I quickly pulled Pinkie in to a hug.
"That was amazing Pinkie, I had no idea you could be so tricky, I might just have to kiss you again for saving my bacon." Pinkie tilted her head to the side and responded,
"Well another kiss sounds great, but if you have bacon then think I rather have that instead." This led me in to another fit of laughter, before I finally answered,
"Sorry Pinks, it's just a figure of speech, I'm fresh out of bacon, but I still have some kisses left." She responded with a sigh of her own before say,
"I guess it will have to do." I smiled at the crazy creature before me before giving her another kiss... it wasn't as long as the last one, but still pretty amazing. After the kiss, we decided to go down stairs and were greeted by Mrs. Cake, as she asked,
"So you two made up? That's wonderful, I was a little worried about you dear, you almost never get in to one of your moods unless it's very serious." Pinkie just smiled back and said,
"No need to worry Mrs. Cake, we did some talking and then some kissing and now I totally know that I'm going to get James in the bag, I can just feel it." I looked at Pinkie out of the corner of my eye and thought that maybe the second kiss wasn't the best choice, then I looked at Mrs. Cake, who was smirking while holding back laughter. 'Yep, the second kiss was a little to much... oh well, to late to cry over split milk now.'
Mrs. Cake gave me a lollipop and said,
"Here, it's on the house, consider it a prize for getting Pinkie out of her slump, I know how hard that can be." I rolled my eyes at the humorous tone in her voice, but took it anyway, I mean, free candy is free candy, who wouldn't take it? Well, unless it's offered from a creepy guy in a van, but I was pretty sure that she didn't own a van... almost positive.
Anyway, Pinkie and I went on our merry way and started down the road to Fluttershy's house, chatting about small, unimportant things, when we both heard a screaming coming from down the road. Being as I was taller, I was able to see what the problem was and I saw that it was in fact two very angry mares.
"Oh right, I totally forgot about that stunt I pulled on Rarity and Applejack, they do not look happy." I said and Pinkie looked at me while asking,
"What stunt? what did you do?" I looked sheepish as I responding,
"Well, we were at a slumber party with Twilight last night-" She let out an shocked gasp in the middle of my sentence and said,
"You all had a party and didn't invite me, how could you James?!"
"Well to be fair, you weren't really in the mood for a party and also it was storming pretty darn hard by the time I found out." She pouted, but waved me on with her hoof and I continued,
"Anyway, Rarity, Applejack and I had to sleep in the same bed-" I then stopped as I realized what I had just said, but Pinkie didn't seem to be fazed in the slightest, so I asked,
"That doesn't upset you?" she responded,
"No, should it?" I just shook my head in bewilderment while thinking, 'This pony is crazy, she gets mad that I had a party, but when I told her that I slept with a bunch of her friends she doesn't even flinch. That would have made any of my past relationships freak the hell out... ah whatever.' So I told her about how I awoke to find Celestia and abandoned her friends to the awkward situation, but this just got her to start laughing at my little, unintentional prank. This was about the time that the two ponies caught up to me and Rarity started first,
"James you flea ridden scoundrel, how dare you leave us in that awkward situation, do you have any idea how unpleasant it was to tell the princess we were just sleeping and nothing more? It was terrible, I have a mind to give you a good hoof beating." This was followed by Applejack putting in her two cents,
"Darn straight it was terrible, If some other stallion had pulled that on me, I would have up and castrated him, you low down snake." My eyes bugged out of my head as I instinctual whipped my hands over my boys and said,
"Y-you wouldn't really do that... would you?" She gave me the eye for a whole minute, making me start to sweat, before finally saying,
"Naw, I reckon I wouldn't, but the image did flash through my head more than once." I gulped before trying at an apology, but I was a little to slow and Pinkie decided to answer for me, much to my dismay.
"It's not his fault, the princess is trying to add him to the royal herd and he is very intimidated by her sexual desire." I just did a hard facepalm as both mares tried to wrap there heads around the oddity that was just spoken. Rarity was the first to ask the question.
"Why... why would you refuse the princess in becoming one of her consorts, she is the most beloved females on the entire planet? As I understand it, she is also very open with her relationships, allowing the stallions to keep relationships with other mares, not to mention, being apart of her herd puts you on the royal pay roll." My brain stopped working for a few seconds as the info was just a little to much for my meager mind to defrag. When it started to work again I screamed out,
"She wants to put me in her herd?! Good freaking lord... I-I-I need a strong drink, I thought she just wanted to have a one night stand. So you're telling me she would make booty calls whenever she wanted to?" Rarity had the decency to blush, but she nodded and said,
"As crude as you put it, yes, that would be how it would work... sometimes she would even have royal orgies, or so I have heard." Another brain fart........................................................................................................ annnnnndddd I'm back, well if I wasn't sure before, I am now, there is no way in hell am I going to have sex with her now. Applejack started to snicker and laughed out,
"hehehe, James is afraid of the Princess, somepony is either as timid as Fluttershy or he is a colt cutler." My face burned in embarrassment before I yelled out,
"Hey shut up, there is nothing wrong with being gay, but I don't play on that team! I just don't want to get involved with Princess Sunburn, she is way intimidating." Applejack rolled her eyes, but responded,
"Well, with this new info, I guess I can forgive ya, just don't make a habit of putting me in such a spot." Rarity nodded and said,
"I guess it wouldn't be very lady like to continue being angry with you when you had a good reason." I Sighed and thought 'All this shit is going to give me gray hair', but I just sucked it up and responded,
"Thank you girls, it won't happen again and I'm very sorry that I just ran away like that." So we went our separate ways and Pinkie and I soon got to Fluttershy's house, even thought it took about half and hour. I walked up to the door and knocked, this should be interesting to say the least. When no one answered I was a little confused and wondered if she was out doing something, but I chose to look around before leaving.
The first thing I tried was the big window on the other side of the house... and this turned out to be the right choice, for Fluttershy was sitting at a big table with an old fashion typewriter. She was hard at work it seemed and her tongue hung out the side of her mouth as she wrote, which was just adorable, or so I found. Pinkie was right next to me and she let out some giggles at the humorous image before I decided to knock on the window, which made Fluttershy shoot out of her seat with a little yelp. When she recovered she looked at me and Pinkie with absolute embarrassment, but I just ignored this and pointed towards the front of the house, to which she slowly nodded. We walked back around and Fluttershy opened the door with what appeared to be a good helping of fear, however I just figured it was because of the memory of the surprise kiss.
"Hey Fluttershy, I didn't know that you liked to write... uhh right I'm here for a reason, anyway I wanted to speak to you about what happened last week and so does Pinkie." I said as Fluttershy let out a terrified little squeak, but she still managed to nod meekly and point us in to the house. We all gathered around a small little table (well small to me at least) and I tried to get started,
"Okay, so here is the deal, I'm not angry about the kiss you took from me... mainly I'm more confused than anything else." Fluttershy let out a big sigh at this and gave me a big smile, knowing that she wasn't in trouble and I continued,
"I guess I'll start by telling you what happened with me and Pinkie and what I told her, that will remove a lot of questions. It all started with....."
Several minutes later
"And that is why I would like if you would both hold off until I have time to sort out my own feelings." Fluttershy for her part took it surprisingly well and agreed to take it slow, but she did bring up an issue or two.
"So... if you do decide to date... then which one of us will you choose?" All emotion fell of my face, to be replaced with a deadpan stare and I responded,
"Oh come on! That's just the sort of thing that I need to think about, don't go asking me that right now." Fluttershy flinched, but Pinkie decided to put in her opinion,
"Don't mind James, he has a lot on his plate, what with us wanting to date him and Celestia wanting to get him in to the royal herd." I groaned and responded,
"Pinkie! I didn't mention that for a reason, that's the sort of thing that I don't really want to get around, please don't tell anybody else." Pinkie smiled sheepishly and somehow managed to zip her mouth closed, but the cat was out of the bag and Fluttershy let out a surprised gasp.
"Princess Celestia wants you in her herd? How terrifying! I have heard that she has very odd tastes, like using whips and full body suits." With everything I learn about Celestia, I find myself more and more traumatized, but this seemed to be the cherry on the scary ass cake that is Celestia. I had a full body shiver as I said,
"What the hell is wrong with your leader and why does everyone seem to just take this all as acceptable actions for a Princess?" Pinkie unzipped her lip and started to giggle, before responding,
"Well she has ruled for a few thousand years and kept a near world wide peace for an untold amount of time. Plus she doesn't keep her herd a secret, it is just a little quirk that everypony accepts as apart of her lifestyle." I just sighed and responded,
"Your culture is just weird, humans look on harems or herds as you put it as an abuse of power, I mean I know that your numbers are just that disproportionate, but still, it leaves a bad taste in my mouth." For some reason, Pinkie gasped at my little rant, but then I found out why.
"We should form a herd with James, Fluttershy, why didn't I think of that, how silly of me, I didn't need to be all grouchy at you this whole time, we could share him!" My eyes nearly popped out of my head and I screamed,
"Wait, what!? I didn't agree to this.. are you two listening to me!?" Fluttershy started to tear up and I thought that my yelling had done that to her but I was wrong, for she said,
"Really Pinkie? I don't even know what to say, that's just so nice, I accept."
"What the hell is happening here!? Can you girls hear me? I don't agree to this!" Pinkie smiled at me and responded,
"Oh James, don't be such a stick in the mud, we are still going to try to get you to date us and it will your decision whether or not we are compatible, but a herd is the perfect idea. It solves everything..... unless you want to hurt both our feelings by not giving it a chance?" Then they both broke out the weaponized cuteness and stared in to my heart and soul with extremely sad eyes. I cringed and babbled out,
"I-I-I d-d-don't... know... but we... I-I-I ohhhhh crap, alright I guess...............why do I feel like I just became some sort of slave?" Pinkie giggled with a sultry smile and responded,
"Don't be silly James, you will love what we do with you." I was not expecting that and my jaw dropped to the floor as I tried to form thoughts, but nothing came to me and I was forced to just sit for a few minutes while my mind adjusted to the sexiness. Finally I changed course and said,
"Soo, umm Fluttershy, what were you writing before we got here?" If I thought she was blushing before then this would be considered a new form of face mannerism, because it looked as if someone was choking her and all the blood in her body was now in her head. She managed to squeak out that it was something she didn't want to talk about, but Pinkie doesn't take no for an answer it would seem and she pulled the paper right off the table. She then began to speak,
"The tall bipedal demon know as Games had caught Flitter in the silver forest and he was finally going to enact his terrible vengeance. Flitter had reached a dead end in the moonlit foliage and she knew she would pay for stealing Games enchanted rose, his one true possession. She couldn't help herself though, it was the most beautiful thing she had ever seen and she knew that she had to have it. This however was a moot point, for she had no idea what Games would do to her and this scared and excited her like nothing she had ever felt before. The prospect of the demon tearing in to her soft, supple flesh was to much to bare and she was soon a cowering mass at the base of the tree she now occupied. Games towered over Flitter with his strange fur-less body that extenuated his rippled muscular flesh, as his oddly beautiful but terrible face looked down without pity. She prayed that it would be a quick death, but it never came and instead she found herself picked off the ground in to an almost tender embrace.
To say that she was confused would be to say that water is wet, it needn't be said, and she slowly turned her eyes up in to his small glittering pools of pain and anger that were his eyes. She could feel his heavy panting from his chest as his head got ever closer to her own and she was soon on the verge of absolute, fear induced madness. Then his mouth made contact with her soft, Lilith neck and she could feel his teeth on her bare skin, but he didn't bite down like she thought he would. Instead he started to suckle and lick up and down her throat, which sent flickers of excitement to shoot up her spine in almost rapturous pleasure.
Flitter could hardly even begin to fathom what Games was doing to her, but she knew she wanted more, luckily Games was happy to comply.The feeling of the slight prickle that were his teeth made contact every few seconds, making her heart skyrocket to a shattering pace, but every time he removed them she would feel such a great longing that it was unbearable. His hot lips ever so slowly made there way down her body, first her breast, then her stomach and finally her thighs, which made her want to push his head deeper in to her nethers.
It was at this time that her foggy brain was finally able to connect what Games was about to do, he was about to take her prized flower, just as she had done to him. At this point she was more that willing to allow him to do so if this was just the build up, for she knew she was close to her first release." It was at this point that Pinkie finally stopped reading and let out a hot breath while fanning herself with a hoof.
"Wowy zowy Fluttershy, I had no idea that you could write such amazing clop, can I buy a copy when you're done?" She said, however she then noticed that both Fluttershy and I were in a state of shock and something seemed to click in her head. This filled the air with an awkward haze as all three of us realized the true meaning behind the story and we all knew that we knew in turn. I was the first to come up with something to say after some time had past,
"So I take it that clop means erotica,... do... do you write a lot of these types of stories?" Fluttershy gulped, but managed to responded,
"Umm yes... it's how I make a living, no one pays me to take care of animals and I find that my books sell pretty fast... oh dear! Please don't tell anypony, I use a pen name and I would hate for this to get out." Both Pinkie and I promised, which set Fluttershy at ease and everything seemed to die down, giving me the perfect time to state that I had to go, but I decided to say one more thing before I left.
"Uh hum! One more thing before I go, I would uhh also like a copy when you finish... okay bye!" I said as I rushed out the door, in the direction of the library, leaving both Fluttershy and Pinkie too stunned to catch up.
30 minutes later
I rushed in to library and quickly, but quietly shut the door behind me, looking around cautiously for any signs of life. Ever so slowly I crept around the corner in search of Twilight and I soon found her sorting books, so I spoke quietly,
"Psst Twilight, is Celestia gone?" Twilight looked up at me and smiled before saying,
"Oh James it's you, yes, Celestia is gone, she has been for a few hours now. By the way, where did you head off to in such a hurry this morning?" I chuckled and said,
"Ah, I just had to get this Pinkie and Fluttershy issue sorted out, and now everything is in the clear. Anyway, I need my remote back." Twilight shrugged and ran up to her room for a few minutes, before coming back down with my remote in her magic grip. I gratefully took it back and said,
"Just for future reference, please don't take this from me without asking again, I may need to return home right away and if I didn't have it I would be fresh out of luck." She smiled sheepishly from my reprimand and responded,
"Sorry James, I'll make sure to ask next time." I smiled at this and said,
"No problem Twilight, well I have got to go, but if your teacher asks, tell her that I just didn't have the time to write a letter." She looked at me with a raised eyebrow, but I was too quick on the draw that time and all that was left was a fading image.
Sorry everyone, I wanted to write Bridle Gossip, but it seems that this chapter just had to be written. Anyway, for real this time, I will start it up.
Anyway I want to thank Jlargent and Boss_Hoss1 for the ideas they gave me in the comments for this chapter and I hope that the clop wasn't to descriptive to move this story in to mature, trying to stay away from that. Also 100 likes, woot!
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Masterpiece! Again!!! my day is complete
Well, that was another exhilarating chapter...
Good chapter
Don't remind me of that song... I already had enough nostalgia for one day :3
Damn
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Hmmm... If Celestia wants James, she has to go through both Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy....
OR
She forces the point and ends up with the wrath of both Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy...
Sort of the worst case scenario of asking permission vs asking forgiveness.
Nightmare Moon has nothing on Nightmare Pinkie Pie and Dovasha Fluttershy.
Well, kinda of interesting, I mean real life horses form herds and have as the head an alpha female, so I suppose Pinkie Pie just formed one for our main character. Lets see where things go from here.
Also Celestia having a royal harem...... Wait did both sisters have one or just Celestia? Is Luna the model of virginity of the sisters instead? Eh, silly questions, but interesting.
Well... that was rather interesting... though it does explain how Fluttershy has all that money. It's always the quiet ones who do what you least expect isn't it? Well... unless it's Pinkie Pie but, she's basically MLP's Deadpool. Conventions of Media be damned!
Ah such good material. Even though this wasn't Bridle Gossip, it made a fine addition nonetheless. You know, I look forward to reading each chapter every time I read one.
yo his like
I have to wonder what he'll do if the batteries go dead while he's there. I also have to wonder if I've made this comment already, and suspect that I have.
Nice addition to the story. And I always wonder how Fluttershy made money. When Pinke made a herd with james with Fluttershy, some how I know there will be more. just a feeling
. Then there could be an epic catfight(or should I say marefight) between James's herd and Celestia for not getting him in her royal harem
. Hopefully with lasers. Lasers are awesome. And pie, Lots of pies!!!!
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Dude,Nice profile pic, and is that Kirito from Sword Art Online?
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Yes indeed *nods head in approval*
YAY! Thanks for the shoutout!
Always happy to help.
Ha, good good. You should do more such things outside of actual episodes from the show. This was really fun to read.
I also like the way the mares talk together there like "This is not stallion business -- just sit back there and look pretty while we mares discuss this."
Fluttershy's story....holy crap. C-Can I have a copy?
Fluttersky's story....
*I am now brain dead, thank you and have a nice day*
- giving me a
- Umm... What the Devil are you talking about lad?
I think he meant 'I looked upon them with resignation.
...
What?
I'm just suprised to hear a cohearent sentece from you, are you feeling alright?
Ach, well fuck you too ya lassie! Introspective rage is still rage!
... I'm pretty sure you made that up.
No one asked your opinion ya wee git!
And there's the Rage we all know and love!
*grumbling*...intestines...hand-grenade...*grumbling*
Wow Fluttershy's supreme command of subtlety and creativity leave me astounded!
Hey! leave the poor mare alone!
ah... well... she... oh damn it, it's just impossible to stay mad at the bonnie wee lass!
- stealing Games'
- was too much
Author's notes:
- wasn't too
Finally! I was hoping someone would get the idea!
