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// Crossover- Connery NotEvilGuy meets "The Worst Villain Ever!" 
// Story: But I AM Evil! 
// by TheNextGamer 
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"Suitcases packed?"

"Check."

"Vacation clothing?"

"You're wearing them."

"Sunglasses?"

"You're... wearing them too."

"Flip-flops?"

"Also wearing them."

"Secret psychological problems repressed?"

"Uh... I wouldn't know?"

"PERFECT."

After long months setting up my evil empire, kidnapping criminals for more money, checking up with my heroic nemesis/buddy, and other various evil villain deeds, I decided to myself that it'd be a good idea to go on a nice relaxing vacation adventure.

Hawaii was my destination! The nice tropical air, smooth ocean waves, and relaxing scenery would be a perfect place to wreak havoc and evil upon!

I was already in my Hawaiian shirt and short-khakis, and I got the trans-dimensional-portal-gun-thingymabob set up and raring to go!

"How did you get your portal gun back? Didn't Captain Duck still have it?" I hear you ask.

Spoilers. Wait for Origins of Captain Duck Part 2 and 3.

"Five oil cans that he screws up and goes to different dimension on accident." A guard-bot whispered to a medic-bot.

"Pfft, I ain't betting against that! It's guaranteed to go wrong at this point. You'd think the boss was probably doing this on purpose or something..." The blue robot replied.

"That's cuz he is!" A passing construction-bot commented.

My other construction-bot decided to ask me, "Sir, what would you have us do while you're gone?"

"While I'm gone, I have an evil list of orders by the evil fridge that I want you all to fulfill by the time I get back. It includes various things to do in my stead, such as visiting Celestia and clogging her toilets, breaking into Blueblood's mansion and tilting every single painting inside, and occasionally setting a rich pony's expensive couch on fire." I explained as I recheck my luggage.

"Anyone in particular that you want the couch to be set on fire first?"

"You know that spoiled brat, Diamond Tiara? She was bullying Dinky again, so I want her's first." Looks like luggage is all set!

I held my portal-gun-thing up, and shot it at a wall. A person-sized hole appeared, brightly lighting up the entire base.

"Alright, done deal. Hope you have a fun trip, boss." The yellow bot waved goodbye as I marched forward, eager for adventure.

I walked into the portal, its portal-y sensation upon my skin. My body was still, and yet I felt like I was ramming up speed to 88 mph. Once the sensation was over, I took my first step onto the comfortable sand.

I couldn't see very well on where I was, since the air was smokey from the portal, but I was excited to finally visit a familiar place on Earth. You would not believe how stuffy it gets in a world filled with magical ponies and living myths.

Once the air cleared, I gave a deep breath and cheered excitedly, "Woo! Hawaii, here I-"

"Da faq?"

Aaaaand this wasn't Hawaii.

Figures.





AN: Agh, it's been a while. Need to step up my game.