Equestria always needs saving and now there is the worst pony for the job. A story about how things never go as planned following the life of a young, depressed unicorn destined to be a hero whether he wants to or not. SPOILER: He doesn't.
After the early summer tourist trade produces an endless parade of traveling Canterlot residents who refuse to make a Ponyville purchase, Rarity decides to help the strangers in her shop -- help them buy absolutely nothing from her at all.
Ponyville has a new protector, but nopony knows what it is. It lives in the Everfree Forest and makes itself known when it kills a monster. Many think it's just superstition, others think it's a real creature. In truth, it's a human with a rifle.
"Howdy, it's Applejack. Sorry I missed your call, leave a message after the beep and I'll get back to you as soon as I can!" Why isn't Applejack answering her phone? And why is her inbox so full? A short story told through voicemails.
A particularly stubborn human is lost in Equestria and is trying his damnedest to find a way out, while surviving the surprisingly difficult rigours of life in a land filled with cute talking animals. Hilarity ensues.
Ever had one of those days when you wake up to find you've accidentally switched places with your counterpart in a world where you and all your friends are stallions?
Out in the cold, Sunset Shimmer is forced to wait for the bus with someone she did not expect to meet there. Adagio Dazzle is all alone, looking miserable and shivering in her boots.
When Twilight Sparkle appeared in my yard one late afternoon, I did precisely what anyone else in my situation would do: contact the proper authorities! Wait, why are all of you looking at me like that?
Cadance didn't know what to expect when her formerly banished Aunt Luna returned from her thousand year imprisonment in the moon. But, she's quite entertained by the hilarity.
Ever had your Dad marry a mythical creature? Ever just wanted a normal life? If this is you and you're not me, then this is exactly what we don't want, right?
One morning while raising the sun and lowering the moon, the princesses sense a disturbance that leaves them unsettled. On the same day, a traveler arrives in Ponyville.
Somepony was spreading rumours about me, and I wanted to know who. One trip through Ponyville later, I found the source — and got more than I expected as a result...
A human is running Ponyville's first, heavily filtered, connection to the internet. It's only a matter of time before the ponies break through… and find out the truth.
During what started as a perfectly fine Lunch, Twilight learns that her friends have somehow gotten it into their heads that she is in a relationship with her mentor and idol Princess Celestia.
There are a number of compounds the human body is incapable of synthesizing; these are found only in red meat. To save a dying human, Twilight asks her friends - except for Fluttershy - for advice.
The Canterlot Archive decides to create a document listing the age of every pony in Equestria. It's impossible to mess this up. The Canterlot Archive messes this up.
Princess Twilight has come back to the other world to catch up with her five human friends (and one pony-turned-human friend). What could be better than visiting Sugar Cube Corner, talking about the latest goings-on while sharing a brew with friends?
Ivan has a saddle shop in Ponyville, where he sells saddles and saddle accessories. Why ponies buy saddles, Ivan doesn't know, and when he finds out, he'd like very much to go back to not knowing.
Now in the employ of Princess Celestia, Project 64 must come to terms with his new life and what it will bring, but how will he do that with the visions and memories of the past coming to haunt him at every corner? What new enemies will he face?
Word has it that there is a tall bi-pedal creature that has been living in the forest for over ten years. No pony has ever made contact with it. That was, until now.
Alright, I won't complain. I got what I wanted. I did visit Equestria. Being stranded here was not on my list though. And with the things running around, how I'm running around... I'm really not feeling good about this.
Alright, this sounds utterly stupid, I know, but... I've made a deal with Discord. WAIT! DON'T LEAVE YET! I... I didn't want to... much. Alright, I was just too scared to tell him "no"! He wants to play a game... help?
Created by ryter
