Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

God created man; now it is man's turn to create works of art.

Mostly harmless.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

No minute is Best Minute

A Pole by birth, a Lawgiver by trade and a Trickster by choice. Altogether a most friendly, sociopathic madman. At your service...

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

I'm a science-fiction and fantasy buff, creator of the Chakat Universe, and now dabbling in the MLP:FiM universe. I love a good story!

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Are you not entertained?

WHO AM I?!?

I once was lost, but now I'm found. Just a quiet blue unicorn with a passion for the written word.

I write stories about the sexual experiences of small, multicolored equines. That's literally my contribution to the world.

Just this Scottish Gryphon, y'know?

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

Black Lives Matter. Good things are good, actually. I write about wizards and wizards' apprentices. 90% of prophecy is just pattern recognition.

Excited to finally have a FIMfiction account! Will post my stuff here now.

I'm a long time science fiction and animation fan who stumbled into My Little Pony fandom and got caught -- I guess I'm a Brony Forever now.

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

Benman belongs to a class of bipedal ape notable for its use of tools and clothing, highly adept at symbolic communication such as language and art.

The sexiest man you've ever met.

Damn, I wish I could read.

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

No, I'm not your mommy. Stop asking.

He who overcomes shall inherit all things.

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

Living with LUS.

okay now kiss!

Was that me? Or was it... somepony else?

Applejack is best pony~~

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

Hi! I'm Lurks-no-More: a pony writer, RPG player, SF and fantasy fan, and a general nerd. I hope you enjoy my stories!

I like ponies.

Just so we're all clear, I'm putting on my glasses

I'm gone now but you can keep my stories I guess.

Makes ponies cry

Behold! I bring you the written word! ...That is all.

I've come a looong way from awkwardly smashing two plastic pony toys together whilst making kissy-kissy noises... Haven't I?

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.