A man of few words, and even less stories

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

I am a brony. I like warhammer. I play vidya games. I read frequently. Guess what? I also hate talking about myself.

I'm just a human being who likes human things. I also like complaining that the bus is late.

So long, Space Cowponies.

Hi, name's XenoPony. I'm an avid pony writer and fan fiction author with a wide range of stories.

Just a pile of meat and chemicals that writes romantic, comedic and sexual stories and comics.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

I’m like a literary siren, feeding off the negative emotions of fictional characters. Patreon

Want more? Head on over to patreon, or subscribestar. Or join my discord https://discord.gg/m2wZEKpcwu

Ponyville Botanist by day. Wholesome vore writer by night.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

I love ponies, bronies, and matrimonies! I'm an author, artist, and plushie-maker. I create stuff and I try to make it awesome. Relax. You're in good company. ❤ ~Since 2012~

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Remember. We're the good guys | The Death Writer | Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/lewdchapter

This may or may not be (but totally is) an alt account. Here, I write porn. Enjoy!

Casual pony fan who's been meaning to write something down for way too long. I love friend-shipping, Rarijack, and gardening. Avatar by Toodles3702

Convention Runner, Statistician, and lover of all things Soarburn

Commission Status: FULL

I probably need to seek mental help.

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

No.

Every time you read one of my stories, an orphan is allowed to be happy. Do it for the orphans.

Writer of long, character-driven smut of astounding filthiness, lesbian mind-control a speciality. Short-Fic Commission Slots Now Closed

Are you not entertained?

None o' your damn beezneez~ (The super secret clop account of DerpyDitzyDerpyDo, shhhhhhh)

Greetings World. You may call me Nyronus. I write stories, among other things. My hobbies include existential ennui, being Princess Luna, and Saving the World. Feel free to hit me up on Steam to chat!

Everything has a little vore in it.

Sing a song for the ones who never made it

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here and working on stories with a religious fervor.

Something isn't beautiful because it lasts.

It's called garbage can, not garbage can't.

I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.

Mostly harmless.

Somewhere in the USA. Probably older than you. And something about MLP:FIM makes me want to write stories. Unfortunately, being gainfully employed cuts into my writing time.

I write second person human X pony clop sometimes. .... Yeah, I know. Regardless, I was asked to upload it here, so I figured I'd toss it up.

I will follow you all

I am never serious.

Convicted Bibliophile (Buy me a coffee, will 'ya? https://ko-fi.com/flint_lock)

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

Words are coming.

Writer, artist, musician, and sometimes other stuff. Like my work? Help support more via patreon!

I enjoy writing an array of topics such as horror and more. Enjoy your stay for whatever the reason!