I found something that doesn't turn me on... It actually turns me off
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Being drunk
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Yea... I was so very very drunk last night.... I couldn't stand up with a lightpost to hug... (No hangover though... Thought that was supposed to happen)... Also, I can remember all of it with clarity... But I had two busty girls and two handsome men as drinking buddies... But there was no desire to grope... No lust at all... It was a very strange feeling

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hehe...
Anyway, two things,
A) I have a new story... short one, coming out, read it or be baked into a pineapple and strawberry cocktail... or you can have that anyway even if you read it! Then it's optional~

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Anyone want to help edit a teen rated vore crossover?

Long time since i made a blog post... but now is a good a time as any~
i hope all my little ingredients have been doing well and tenderizing themselves for me, ill be disappointed if you haven't

on a side note, i just tried to do four things:
add a story; it was accepted
add a pineapple; it was eaten before it was fully processed

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eeht sgniht,
tsrif, evah a nettik htiw a efink:

won evah a ynnuf oediv:

dan won a erom suoires eon (swearing):

And now the votes have been gathered and put in a stew!
Here are the results at the moment:

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Okay, here's the cheese

And now here is the reason for this thread:
I have 2 hours break at the minimum... four at the most... I need to write to fill the time... here is a list of stories I have in my stories folder and descriptions of them, if you wouldn't be so kind, I would like for you to vote for one at the form I have linked for you at the bottom

I close voting on monday morning

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hello my minions, is everything alright?
good, that's good
have some fru- VEGETABLES!!!!

Muhahahahaha!
i tricketh thee!
I am a wyorm of wizardry!
A worm + a wyrm.... a WYORM!!!!!
nah, i'm just joking....
or am I?!?!?!?!

good to be back, hope you will all enjoy me enjoying watching... waiting... readying you for the final hour

oh... here you go:

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So...
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more fruit?

well you got some anyway
my goal in this sibobduous blog... I think I'll keep that word... sibobduous now means random to the point of cheese
Simbobdious... *giggle*

anyway, now to the fruit of the heart

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Yea... You probably saw this on the feed anyway.... But I'm doing a blog anyway!
We made a story!
Vic Viper and I to be exact!
And it's not a straight up gorefic!
Well not yet!
Purple bowling balls!
Prepare your young nubile bodies for...
Everlasting Darkness!

So, enough with the fruit, let me get down to the crust of the matter.
Crust... I like pizza, I think whomever doesn't like the crusts is... sane
Anyway... Fruit!!!!
I don't even like fruit that much... I prefer vegetables...
If anyone would like to draw a cover picture for my collab thing... PM me

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