I found something that doesn't turn me on... It actually turns me off
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Being drunk
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hehe... 
Anyway, two things,
A) I have a new story... short one, coming out, read it or be baked into a pineapple and strawberry cocktail... or you can have that anyway even if you read it! Then it's optional~
Long time since i made a blog post... but now is a good a time as any~
i hope all my little ingredients have been doing well and tenderizing themselves for me, ill be disappointed if you haven't
on a side note, i just tried to do four things:
add a story; it was accepted
hello my minions, is everything alright?
good, that's good
have some fru- VEGETABLES!!!!
Muhahahahaha!
i tricketh thee!
I am a wyorm of wizardry!
A worm + a wyrm.... a WYORM!!!!!
nah, i'm just joking....
or am I?!?!?!?!
good to be back, hope you will all enjoy me enjoying watching... waiting... readying you for the final hour
oh... here you go:
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Woot!
Welcome back.
Oh, and here i thought you'd only have a few notifications.
(T.W.G. is responsible for 10k of those notifications)
Holy fuck.
You're still living.
~Skeeter The Lurker
So you finaly got back with that account?
Holy shit thats alot of notifications!
Hey there sweet stuff, welcome back
Welcome back my dark queen.
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It's good to be
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I've seen more...
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as are you!
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yes... i hope
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that it is... and then pop, they all go away
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*rawr*
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i was at one point... then i figured it was overrated
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now that is the welcome i'm looking for... though you should all realize... i was never gone, just watching from the shadows
I came for the fruit. Stayed for all the hot chicks.
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1704164 But of course.
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You hope?
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ah, nothing like the smell of burning baby chickens in the morning
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i hope
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Better than nothing, right dear sister?
My Celestia! The messiah has returned!
Good god shes back....
And I think I like it.
Good to have you back Lilith
I looked at your picture. Then took a closer look. You have over a thousand favorites.
Plus all those notifications.
I now know why you are insane.
Then again, all the best people are.
But you are not the best people you crazy, psychopathic, slightly murderous stalker you
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yes, she has
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good to be back you devilishly handsome man you
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i once calculated it... i get roughly 1 notification every 20 seconds
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..................
How the FUCK do you still have time to live your life? Unless this IS your life.
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anyway why the hell did you disappear into the shadows anyway?
Psh should see me in person then
I thought you loved having everyone know you personally stalk their every waking moment.
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I am always watching
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Hmm... many reasons... i blame to much mercy eroding my anti-soul
1704338 Lillith... will you teach me?
Because I can't teach him, being a mask and all. HEY.
What?
PUT ME ON!
NO!!!!!!!
1704338 Yeah mercy will do that to you... Well heres to see more of you just being well crazy
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teach you what little morsel?
Glad to see that you're back, milady.
...Also, isn't pineapple a fruit?
1704387 *lassos you in and puts foot on your head* How to be creepy, sinful, and deadly. Keep in mind, i don't have, no soul, no remorse, and no living soul to tell the tale of what i do. GOT IT?
No, i couldn't hear you... maybe if you put me on.....
Fine. *puts on majora's mask* there, happy now?
Odd, i should be able to control you...
Don't know why not, don't care.
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shhhh~
shhhhh~
it'll all be over soon
*approaches with a pillow*
1704410 *Looks at pillow with a skeptical expression and shrugs*
Welp, hopefully I'll learn a valuable lesson.
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*Procedes to beat you with the knife filed pillow*
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Bout time, am I right?
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In your absence, my dark mistress, I have come up with a name for this "anti-soul". I propose to call it a "void".
Also:
Knowing you have finally stepped out of the shadow into the slightly less dark shadows to once again grace we humble ingredients with your presence, has put a smile on my face.
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good, good
though the smile is always there
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aww, how cute
We all missed you Milady
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ah, but now i'm back, no more need to be sad
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Sorry Milady hows this then
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...
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you clever bastard
it's perfect
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Thank you Milady
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Them messages...
Yes!
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Lilith...
We welcome you back... But nay, not with the creepiness that you so desire. But with a warm heart and a cheerful song. We hope you enjoy...
P.S. Holy Shiz Ballz! Those messages, notifications, and PMs! That's like being gone for a thousand years, coming home just to find a single letter and a thousand cans of rotting tuna fish. The stench and disgust with having to pick through each can to get to the letter is overpowering and just makes you want to throw it all out. And yet, what is perhaps written on the letter makes you curious, you want to know! And so, you do pick through the Tuna cans. Only to find that the Letter simply says...
Nah..*inches closer* I didn't miss you...HUG ATTACK! *jumps and hugs you* You can't make me let go!
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will that get her to let to?
Uhh I will rape you
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Nope! I had the real thing just last week so I'm hornier than ever...I'll just hug even tighter.
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That was actually more me saying "if she tries to get way for any reason, I will forcefully make her stay ^-^"
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Don't worry! *brings out super glue*
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You know... The title of the thread... I would very much like to stuff you full... Do you have time sometime?
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Well...Kind of busy lately. School starts next week... I've trying to find sometime to write some more too and practice drawing.
...I don't know!
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Shall we take this to a PM?