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Confession Time · 9:39am Oct 19th, 2020

I absolutely LOATHE stories that use "Anonymous" or "Anon" as a character. Especially if the story is in first or third person. Stop being lazy, give your character a proper name. Second person/You type stories, okay, I'm gonna let that slide as it's meant to represent whoever the individual reader is but for the rest?


It's terrible writing.

Stop it.

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Huge adverts in the middle of stories? · 11:39pm Dec 24th, 2017

Okay, seriously, what is this bullshit?

My stories are not a place for you to shill stuff, Knighty. They take up nearly two thirds of the screen on a mobile device so it's not even like they're subtle. Turn that crap off.

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Pic of my OC. Because why not. · 1:10am Nov 25th, 2017

So yeah, I finally caved and got some art done of my pony character that I play online. She's a bit messed up.

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Season 7 Finale... · 8:14pm Oct 31st, 2017

~Watches season finale of MLP~

Just...again. This is one of these episodes that leaves a bad taste in my mouth, where a previously at least passably sensible character abandons all reason and intelligence for the sake of the story.

See also: Rarity in "Spice up Your Life" and Rainbow in "Tanks for the Memories".

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MLP Movie - Teeny Spoilers. · 7:40am Oct 27th, 2017

So, having now seen the MLP movie, I have two questions.

1. WTF are the Princesses actually good for?
2. WTF are all those guards in shiny gold armour good for? And were they all on holiday for the Festival?
It wasn't a bad movie, but at the same time it's getting really boring to see the Princesses so effortlessly defeated time and time again.

Nightmare Moon? Celestia was captured.
Discord? Discord? Neither Princess lifts a damn hoof.

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Stepping away from fanfics · 6:43am May 31st, 2017

So yeah.

I've made the decision to step away from writing fanfic to concentrate on a fantasy story I've been mulling over for a while now. As much as I've enjoyed writing about Mac and Luna, and as much as I do still love to read the stories you folks post up here, I think I'm personally done for the moment. I'm going to instead turn my attention to another idea that I hope will one day actually stand a chance of getting published.

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It's not a 'leak' · 9:50pm Oct 9th, 2016

Seriously. Stop calling it that. This isn't like someone illegally putting stuff on BitTorrent, this is a legitimate release on an official UK channel. It's not a leak just because the UK got it first. It happens, the USA is actually NOT the centre of the world. Deal with it.

That said, those of you delighting in posting spoilers to wind people up? You're assholes.

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I'm not dead yet - Redux · 7:44am Jun 14th, 2016

So I have un-cancelled Dreams of Falling.

Things are calming down a little IRL, we're starting to find our routine with the new member of the household and I'm actually getting both time and energy to do things that aren't directly related to looking after the house or a 14 month old child.

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Spice up your life by betraying your character. · 1:00pm Jun 13th, 2016

This is another of those episodes that had me smacking my forehead in frustration.

For all the good stories we get, sometimes we get an utter clanger that simply shits all over everything our characters have supposed to have learned and resets them to their personalities from season 1. Let's look at the lyrics from the Rules of Rarity -

" The rules of Rarity, just a parody
No dress here's unique
The panels all the same
Each colored windowpane

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Something new. · 12:52pm Dec 8th, 2015

So yeah. My Muse woke up today and howled at me till I wrote something.

Right now all I have is one chapter in my head, one scene that's yelling at me to be put down on paper. So I'm going to see about finishing it, will post it up here and we'll see what people make of it.

It's another Luna-centric story, because I love me some Best Princess, but it's more likely to come with alternate universe/adventure tags than romance this time round.

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