Hello, those of you strange enough to put up with my extended bouts of inactivity. Rumors of my death have been... well, slightly exaggerated.

But in all seriousness, I'm still here.

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Wow. I've just been reading through all the comments for the latest chapter of Persona, and I don't know what to say. Thank you all so much for your flattering words. Every time I finish a chapter, I'm certain it's the worst one yet, and then the positive feedback catches me off guard. You'd think I'd learn my lesson and be a little more confident.

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Well, it only took three months, but I finally finished A Single Step 2: This Time There's a Penis! the new chapter of Persona.

Now that I've finally, seemingly, kicked my writer's block to the curb, I find myself thinking of the future. More specifically, there are a couple of things I'd like you guys to know.

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Well, as July ends, so, too, does my Clopmas in July project. What started as a little exercise to try and improve my productivity turned into a pretty rousing success, I think. Among the month's accomplishments:

- I finished all the stories I had planned, and, with the exception of "Bon the Miffy", I got them all done on time.
- Between the four stories and the third chapter of Persona, I wrote over 28k words. For me, that's huge.

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Those of you who have followed me for any length of time should know by now that I’m not a very fast writer. I’m fairly certain there are trans-Neptunian objects that orbit the sun more frequently than I post new material. Granted, I’ve gotten better lately. Over the past two months, I’ve written a one-shot and the first two chapters of a longer story, and for me, that’s a lot. But I think can do better. I want to do better. I really wish I was one of those authors you see on this site

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Just a small update tonight.

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Remember, almost a year ago, when I said I'd try not to take so long with my next story? That was a pretty funny joke, wasn't it? Hahahaha... heh... ughhh...

Honestly, I'd be surprised if any of you remember me at all. You probably saw this blog post and thought, "What despicable creature is this that lurches forth across my feed?"

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So, this happened.

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