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Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Humans... Humans everywhere

"The purpose of the first draft is not to get it right but to get it written." -John Dufresne. Please send corrections via PMs. The Blade of Quill & Blade

Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info

An amatuer writer who loves Pinkie Pie and Discord.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

I'm Canadian!

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Celestia's exhausted personal paperweight.

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

I write fluff and sadness.

Celestia and Luna's royal bard. Nature is my God, Art is my religion, Love is the Law. Concordia Invictus

[Insert inspiring quote here]

A never-ending storm of ideas

I'm

"Un bon mot ne prouve rien." (Voltaire)

A Pole by birth, a Lawgiver by trade and a Trickster by choice. Altogether a most friendly, sociopathic madman. At your service...

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

The magic comedy hoers.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

An Irish girl who reads, writes, reviews, and occasionally draws. Don't worry though. My hair isn't black, my eyes aren't blue, and I'm not from Galway, so you won't be losing your heart to me.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

What? You expect a trick? Go talk to another Zman, I'm busy.

Wrote a story. Then went back to reading. (Avatar uh... borrowed(?) from Evehly)

All shall know me as Vlad-Daddy.

time to get off this furry boat

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Amateur writer and critic.

Note here, not much to say other than I love to write. My dyslexia is a huge obstacle when it comes to that, but I still enjoy sharing my stories, especially about King Sombra, my favorite villain!

Its either this or star in porn. You all know whats worse.

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick

I'm Jordan Kinsley, and I'm a relentless shipper. Send me a PM or leave a comment about my stories, I love getting feedback. Patreon!

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Writer, artist, YouTuber. Like my work? Consider commissioning art from me (details on my user page) or supporting me on Patreon.

Author of Science-Fiction and Fantasy novels! Oh, and some fanfiction from time to time.

Unicorn Developer

Sorry, everyone. My time's up, now.

Cloudy writes stories. Cloudy likes it when ponies like each other maybe a little too much and sometimes end up in love. Cloudy writes stories about these things, often.

Just this Scottish Gryphon, y'know?

The art of writing is the art of discovering what you believe.