The magic comedy hoers.

My Linktr.ee

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

[center]Bye guys[/center]

Was that me? Or was it... somepony else?

Being against evil doesn't make you good.

Retired writer and graphic artist.

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

I'm a jackoftrades, pilot, hobby engineer, writer, philosopher of the creed: The truth is absolute & unchanging, so seek the truths that change for no one & you'll find the truths worth holding on to.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

...can I even call myself this if I quit smoking years ago?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]

The middle child of 17 children, I was born on a farm in a little town in Thuringia, East Germany in the year 1985. I served in the Bundeswehr for 10 years, and now live in the USA with my wife.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Satisfies Values Through Friendship and Ponies.

Does he even write stories anymore? Geez, what a flufflenugget.

For the winds of kovator beeya!

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

I like ponies.

Forget not that I am a derp.

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

Pony stuff author since 2012. Writes supposedly good stuff. Still haven't made a break. Still persistent. Probably highly unlucky. Or hated by the universe. Either determined or insane. Or both.

Uhhh, sarge? I think I'm nekkid. (patreon)

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

Father of twin 8yo boys, partner of Arcelia, and so glad to remain here.

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

So long and thanks for all the fics!

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...