Twilight Sparkle is being sent to Ponyville to learn about friendship. She's not happy about it.
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Dear Diary,
Today, Twilight thought it was a good idea to test out both of our magical abilities, but I'm certain it was just an excuse to fight me again. Sore loser. I mean, what in Tartarus has Celestia been teaching her if I can best her magically when she's a motherfucking alicorn?! I might as well prove that I'm also the better friend by doing multiple friendship problems at once despite lack of any knowledge of that concept whatsoever. What could possibly go wrong?
-Starlight Glimmer
Dear Starlight,
What have I been teaching her?
Nothing, and that's the damn point. I was fed up with her shit years ago, and found some backwater hole to dump her in. Did she not tell you how absolutely bored I was when she invited me down for the dinner you didn't even show up for? I just thought I'd get a free meal out of it. Instead I was just pestered about how my hair moves on it's own.
Sincerely,
Princesss Celestia
Dear Ex-student,
Lesson number one on being a good teacher: Make sure your student doesn't fuck up that badly.
Your former teacher,
Princess Celestia
Dear Former Bitcher,
I would have said the same to you!!!
Your ex-student,
Twilight Sparkle
Dear Starlight,
I'm confiscating that combination of spells for my own usage to keep it from falling into the wrong hands.
Your mentor,
Twilight Sparkle
Dear Starlight,
You really take after Twilight too much. Just Chillax!
Your hungover pegasus,
Rainbow "Chillax" Dash
Dear Rainbow Dash,
I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm not like Twilight. At all.
In denial,
Starlight Glimmer
Dear Starlight Glimmer,
Not like her, huh? Wait until we tell you about the Smarty Pants incident. We rest our case.
-Applejack, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie and Rarity
P.S. Don't cast mind-bending magical spells on your friends!
Dear Applejack, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie and Rarity,
You mares pull off that creepy look pretty well! Wanna join us in creeping the fuck out of everyone around the streets of the UK?
Your anomalous trolls,
The Creepy Clowns
Dear Starlight,
Did you mix up your old enhanced time travel spell with that mind control fusion spell thingamajig? Because the rest of the episodes for our show got released earlier than they should have in the UK.
Perplexed,
Pinkie Pie
Dear Pinkie,
That reminds me, would you have any idea what Twilight is talking about when she mentions this "Ponyvillexit" movement?
What the Tartarus is she on about?
Sincerely,
Starlight
If you're looking for something to blame for my barely once-a-month updates, I can now give you multiple choice!
a.) Titanfall 2
b.) My two jobs
c.) My new workout regimen
d.) Yu-Gi-Oh (revisiting both the show and card game)
e.) Gwent (finally got a beta invite)
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PressF forRespectall of the above.7968829 I'll now kick my own ass for not thinking of that.
You NEED to see the Seal of Orichalcos series. It's the best one of all.
7968833 Waking the Dragons? That's next in my marathon. Also picked up the card itself for one of my Yugi decks.
Got like a third thru the series when it first aired. Not sure what made me stop; most likely a schedule conflict from some extra curricular high school commitment.
7968847 See you next month for the next update...
At this rate I'll be surprised if you finish season 6 before 7.
7968877 I've got the tab open to your content for PPOV. Which might be mostly yours anyway because I hated that episode.
I am hoping to pick the pace up a bit, because yeah, clock is ticking on Season 7.
7968847 Dartz is such a fabulous villain, isn't he?
7968887 Don't really remember. Last I remember, Yami stole and used Seal of Oricalchos, and lost. Yugi pushed him out of the seal and sacrificed himself.
7968951 He wost Yugi to da powah of de owichalcomalos!
Lots of back and forth between student, teacher, and former teacher. I like it.
Believe it or not, that was my only takeaway from this episode. I got the impression that Starlight Glimmer was written into the show to be another Twilight, because ever since they turned actual Twilight into an alicorn princess, the writers don't seem to know what to do with her anymore.
I'm sort of doing that myself. Not really for the show (stopped watching after 5Ds, no plans on picking back up), but I keep track of the Abridged Series, and I've been looking into some videos of the TCG. And holy crap, I stopped getting new cards right around when Quasar came out, and it looks like the card game really changed since then!
7968833 I stopped watching the show after the Duelist Kingdom Arc.
Dear slow readers,
Fuck you, I caught up this entire story in like a day.
Git gud,
Dlaf'rferg.
Is tragic. I do not care if someone already made the joke or if it is stupid, I am making it anyway.
Dear Starlight,
You are right, you are a long way away from being like our Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle. Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle would have taken full advantage of the combination of those spells. And she would have had the power to use them on a larger scale. From having everyone in Ponyville seek her out and give her a mind blowing orgasm, to forcing Celestia to stand still and let her throat be slit, and everything in between, our Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle would have had at least two ideas for using those spells. You have a long way to go, sister.
Signed Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle's loyal slave and magic spell guinea pig,
Neko Majin C.
~KBO.
Dear Rainbow Dash,
Chillax hasn't been a word for over twenty years. I know. I used it then. Learn some new words. It's called a thesaurus.
One of the many ROFLing people reading this, zalla661.
PS Thesaurus isn't a dinosaur Rainbow Dash.
What's wrong with mind control? When it's all in good fun of course.
Dear Pinkie Pie,
Don't try to pass off my songs as original, even if you sing them to a different tune. It's a good thing Starlight stopped you, or else there would have been a lawsuit.
Sincerely,
Stephanie Meanswell
Subbed or dubbed? if Subbed, I recommend Crunchyroll, though Duel Monsters only has 99 out of 224 episodes currently, and updates are sporadic. If dubbed, if you live in the US or Canada, I recommend yugioh.com. Both use streaming sources that pay the creators.
The 'morning after' reaction reminded me of this: