A not-so-normal HiE story. Rather than just making the same old I-Just-Appeared-In-Equestria-and-Everpony-Accepts-Me-And-The-Mane-Six-Want-To-Date-Me, I wanted to write something out of left field. So, here it is, the real story of how ponies react when a human reveals itself.

:Authors Note:
Characters will be added as they appear, Tags will be added as they become relevant. Rated Teen for mild language.

Sometimes life just smacks you upside the head. That happened today when life gave me a box that made me trip and fall on my porch.

Turns out life didn't just hit me, it bitch-slapped me many times by giving me a DJ from a kid's cartoon.

A DJ that loves loud stuff, alcohol, and things that go BOOM. Why life? Why would you do this?
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An idea that I thought of while thinking about MLD. Don't worry, it isn't a parody or a pointless rehash of it. This is an original PoE (Pony on Earth) story involving Vinyl Scratch, a human, and a lot of police.
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Reviews (I'll always be adding more!):

Regidar: I like it! Sweet! I kinda want to watch them get arrested for throwing a rave.

Dunsparce: Yes, I am quite enjoying this.

Sliverfish: Noice.

gwarrior2013: I think you forgot the "human" tag

Violet Emblem X: Omg this is so totally hilarious! Like AND Favourite

Serefin: Well, Vinyl has made a mess of things quite quickly. Hasn't she?

Cryopocalypse: I love Rule #3. :)

Theatercritic (Who's opinion is not highly valued by anyone): This is great!

One night in the Everfree forest, a timid pegasus is cornered by one of the most feared creatures known to exist, a Timberwolf. But in the forest lies a dark power greater than Fluttershy could ever imagine. Powerful enough to even give a Timberwolf reason to fear.

During some very late night research into unicorn magic, Twilight comes across an interesting new spell that allows the caster and one other pony to travel to another dimension. What could possibly go wrong?

Please note: While it is set in the Deus Ex universe this fic does NOT require a huge amount of background knowledge in order to enjoy it. I even took bits and pieces from other games/other places and added it in for a little bit of fun, even down to one of the the main characters names.

Timeline wise, it's set a little after the events of 'Human Revolution' but is not connected to it.

Rated 'Teen' for language, violence and in the first two chapters partial sexual imagery. This is NOT a clopfic and is never intended as such.

Cover Image: Drawn by myself, although I'll be more than welcome to use any that get sent to me.

Four hundred years ago, an alien warp gate was discovered that connected Equestria to the Koprulu sector. A deserted sector of spaced filled with centuries worth of abandoned alien technology. That technology advanced Equestrian civilization hundreds of years into the future. One hundred years after its opening, that warp gate would close, trapping many citizens of Equestria on the other side. Cut off from their ancestral homeland, their descendants have grown up to a life filled with war and chaos, fought using technology never meant for pony kind.

On a quiet little colony, three young mares enjoyed a relatively happy childhood. During one of their usual friendly outings, they make a discovery that will change their lives forever. Their peaceful childhood comes to an end as the now adult cutie mark crusaders are about to find out just how hard life in this sector of space can be.

Additional lore on the factions can be found here if you are interested.

Cover Art and Chapter Art by Rametep. You can find his gallery here.

Warning, spoilers in comments You've been warned.

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One of Equestria's greatest traits is tolerance. Every pony, whether Unicorn, Pegasus, or Earth, is accepted for who they are, and have their own parts to play in keeping Equestria running.

But what if an Earth pony decided he didn't want to play his assigned part? What if he wanted to rise above everyone else and become an Alicorn? Such a thing is possible... but the path to fulfilling one's dreams is never simple. Risks must be taken. Sacrifices must be made. And the question is always asked: How far would you go to get what you wanted? And would you be willing to pay a terrible price to get it?

During another meaningless day at home, an unsuspecting man suddenly becomes the portal from which Pinkie emerges.
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Shameless self insert.

Chrysalis had been expelled from the Canterlot Wedding, but where did she go? When she finds herself in a new world, two men discover her, and she is thrown into a twist of plots none of them had ever imagined. Will they remain as simply student and teachers, or will they discover that they may be the becomings of a new age of a Brotherhood?

This story is a sequel to Wake up. See This. What do? (Comment driven story)

This story is driven entirely by user comments. Whatever you say. I will make it happen.
(Now with new cover image by Blazewings thunder)

Part 2 of the epic comment driven story Wake up. See this. What do?
(This story continues directly where that one left off with all continuity preserved, so if you don't read that one first, you are going to be lost. This is still a self contained story, so you don't absolutely NEED to read that one first, but it is highly reccomended. Don't worry, it goes quickly.)

The adventures of the human known as Jason Morgan continue as he must take on the most dangerous adversary Equestria has ever faced by far, and soon finds himself locked in a conflict fighting for not only the inhabitants of his world, but for himself as well.

And as it has always been, the question remains:

What do you do?

Updated on Mondays.

Full Cast and Crew:
Author: RazortheAwesome
Co-author/Brainstorming: DaedaltheusXIV
Editor: Kiro0613
Title card artist: Blazewings thunder
Latin Translator: That Pegasus Over There

Authors note:
All of these chapters are written on the day they are posted. Also, I do read every single comment you all post. So yeah...

Sister stories:
Everfree Survival by Hrafn
Wake Up With A Hangover. Have Morning Wood. See This. What The Hell Do You Do? by RainbowBob

Getting a college roommate is random chance.
Sometimes you get lucky, and sometimes you get a pony.

Rainbow Dash enrolls at an Earth university.

Update: and then some other stuff happens.