Part 2 of the epic story: Wake up. See this. What do? The adventures of the human Jason Morgan continue as he takes on the most dangerous adversary Equestria has ever seen by far, and as always, the question remains. What do you do?
Also if you thought I was done with these joke chapters. You would be wrong.
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY FUTURAMA!
But what about the letter Q? Or the number 69? Or the color purple? They sponsored your story and you just abandoned them!!!
2714808 ... my bad... I was aiming for the trash can next to you.
2714888 The local buffalo tribe called Daleks "trash cans" To me, it is amusing in two levels.
2715149 They're not trash cans so much as they are pepper shakers... let's just stop right there.
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R.A.: Still sad. *the word "Sad" remains above him, because he is *gasp!* sad*
*suddenly a hacker walks into the nursery while looking down at a PDA*
Hacker: Hey Swimming I am getting some strange health anomalies coming from R.A. would you know anything about any of this? *looks to see that R.A. is on the floor with the word "Sad" above him* Uh... I thought he would be back on his feet by now... and why is there something that strangely resembles vomit on his mask... and why is the word "Sad" floating above him? *turns towards Swimming* By chance did you have anything to do with this?
2716539 Hey, I was hoping we could have a Dalek baby Projectile Vomit Accuracy competition, but this one has a hair trigger!
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Dude... these Daleks are 100% good. Really, they got caught up in my iPhone's Wi-Fi signal, and after a rather traumatizing incident with a washing machine, they went good. Now I just helped them find their new home, named New Skaro, where the Reformed Dalek Empire grows. They are merely trying to catch Flag, since he's known across the universe for destruction of worlds, and we are trying to bring him down as a test of loyalty given to us by the Shadow Proclamation. If they were evil, they would've exterminated me. And they wouldn't even think of letting me near their hatchlings. So... what now?
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Hacker: ...Well its not really helping him much... normally he would be smashing stuff by now yet... here is lying on the ground... depressed... I actually wouldn't mind this if not for the fact that we need him for the up coming battle... this would put a pretty big monkey wrench into our plans if we don't get him up soon... any ideas... other than Dalek babies?
R.A.: So... depressed... now I know how Eyore feels all the time... SIGH.
Hacker: ...Better double time it his depression is starting to effect me as well.
2717994 OK... I'm gonna need a couple of wires, a hand vacuum, a washing machine, and a couple of lemons.
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Hacker: Alright consider it done and let me add my own little bit of spice to this plan by adding in a set of ear buds and an Ipod with "Simple Man" playing constantly. Note this is only a theory, but it is worth a try.
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*half an hour later*
R.A: Hey, guys! What's going on? Wanna play a game of Dalek Hatchling Projectile Vomit Marksmanship? Yeah, too long...
Hacker: HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
You're better off not knowing.
(I'm assuming we're using this map)
images.wikia.com/mlp/images/c/cb/Map_of_Equestria_April_2013.jpg
Oh, and B.
*Meanwhile, out of sight of land to the east of Equestria*
Xortu Uduta Omstu Lustu, Xortu Clearingcarry the Worry of Dwelling in english, Stood at the tip of his flagship's Bowsprit. With 40 ships at his command, including his Flagship the USS Constitution, Xortu was confident of his abality to turn back any naval force this Risen Flag could launch. The inclusion in the fleet of 6 longships would also allow him to send his marines right up to Canterlot- or the Everfree- if need be. He looked up to the sky and uttered one simple phrase: "I've got your backs."