Messing Around (Part 2)
-Meanwhile, in Ponyville-
-In the house that Roseluck shares with Lily and Daisy-
Meanwhile in the House Roseluck shares with Lily and Daisy at their Dining Room Table:
DaedaltheusXIV: It was at that point that I raised the sniper rifle up, leveled the scope, and took the shot.
Lily: Oh my Celestia...
DXIV: And that's how I started the Second Pan-Dimensional War.
Daisy: How did that turn out?
DXIV: Considering one universe is being consumed as I speak by star-creatures and the other does not exist, not well for either.
*Suddenly the door bursts open to reveal Roseluck standing in the doorway, a little singed and with speckles of blood dotting her face*
Roseluck: YOU SON OF A BITCH! *runs over and slaps DXIV* I WAS ALMOST F***ING CAUGHT BY THOSE STARFLEETS A**HOLES AFTER YOU LEFT ME ALONE JUST SO THAT YOU COULD HAVE SOME LUNCH!
DXIV: *rubbing his face* Clearly you escaped. Did you kill them?
Roseluck: Of course I did. How in the name of Luna's plot do you think I got out.
DXIV: How many?
Roseluck: I don't know. I lost count after twenty-six.
DXIV: Did you kill the Captain?
Roseluck: No. He wasn't amongst them but now they'll know it was me, won't they?
DXIV: Why do you say that?
Roseluck: Well, I left a trail of bodies leading to the exit.
DXIV: Were they all wearing Red-Shirts.
Roseluck: What?
DXIV: Red Uniforms.
Roseluck: Yes.
DXIV: You're fine, if they wear red, they're good as dead. Starfleet is known for the low life-expectancy of its red-shirts. I think that it was some kind of anti-communist message on the behalf of the creator's part but perhaps I'm just thinking to hard about it.
Roseluck: Normally, I would ask another question but I really don't care. Lily, can I have a sandwich.
Lily: Already made one for ya.
Roseluck: Thanks. *takes the sandwich and sits down at the table*
DXIV: You did good. *pats her on the head*
Roseluck: Thanks.
Daisy: So, I was at the market today and guess who showed up clear out of the blue.
Lily: Prince Blueblood?
Roseluck: Princess Cadence?
DXIV: God?
Daisy: That new senator from Canterlot, Risen Flagg!
Roseluck: *almost chokes on sandwich*
DXIV: *smiles before slamming his fist on the table* ABOUT F***ING TIME! After all of these months of nudging he finally makes a...
*Roseluck suddenly pulled DXIV aside, just out of earshot of Lily and Daisy*
Roseluck: I know that I've explained you to them and told them about some of you exploits, but I never told them about our involvement with HIM.
DXIV: Ah, good point.
Daisy: Something the matter?
DXIV: No, no, just, um got a little excited as I have been meaning to speak with the senator.
Daisy: Oh, I am sure that he would love to meet you.
DXIV: No thanks *pulls out his pocket watch and checks it* I really must be going. Diagrams to create, plans to draft out, and sections to generate, you know. Life never ceases for an architect.
Lily: Okay, well don't stay a stranger.
DXIV: I won't *he snaps his fingers and the door frame at the entrance becomes crimson red filled with black void* Oh and Roseluck.
Roseluck: Yeah?
DXIV: Come by in two days time, in the evening. I am going to be breaking out the old Sutter Cane type writer and doing some writing exercises. I need you to help me in filing some old work that's been lying around as well as some of the reports that I will be typing up.
Roseluck: *perks up* Okie dokie!
DXIV vanishes through the portal and the door frame promptly returns to normal.
"It was at that point that I raised my sniper rifle up, leveled the scope, and took the shot." DaedaltheusXIV said to Lily and Daisy as he made the motions of holding and firing a sniper rifle with his hands. An empty sandwich plate sat on the table in front of him.
"Oh my Celestia," Lily replied, not really sure what she was hearing.
"And that was how I started the second pan-dimensional war," Daedaltheus then said as he took up his water glass and took another drink.
"And how did that turn out?" Daisy asked, not entirely sure how she was supposed to be feeling about all of this.
"Well..." Daedaltheus began as he put his water glass down. "Considering that one universe is being consumed as I speak by star-creatures and the other does not exist, not well for either."
It was at that point that the front door suddenly burst open. They all turned to see Roseluck standing in the doorway. Both her coat and mane were a little singed, and little speckles of blood were dotting her face. That, and she looked, for lack of a better phrase to describe it. ABSOLUTELY LIVID!
"Oh, hey Ro-" Daisy began to say before Roseluck cut her off.
"YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!" She screamed as she quite literally ran towards DaedaltheusXIV and slapped him across the face. Hard.... In fact she punched him. "I WAS ALMOST F***ING CAUGHT BY THOSE STARFLEET A**HOLES AFTER YOU LEFT ME ALONE JUST SO THAT YOU COULD HAVE SOME LUNCH!!!!!!!!"
"Well clearly you escaped," Daedaltheus replied, rubbing his face. "Did you kill any of them?"
"Of course I did!" Roseluck screamed back at him. "How in the name of Luna's plot do you think I got out!?"
"How many?" Daedaltheus asked... not at all intimidated by her screaming.
"I don't know," Roseluck replied. "I lost count after twenty-six."
"Did you kill the captain?"
"No," Roseluck replied. "He wasn't there, but now they'll know it was me, won't they?"
"Why do you say that?"
"I don't know, I only left a trail of bodies leading towards the exit WHAT THE F*** DO YOU THINK!!!????"
"Were they all wearing red shirts?"
"What?"
"The people you killed," Daedaltheus said to her. "Were they all wearing red uniforms?"
"Um..... yes," Roseluck replied.
"Then you're fine," Daedaltheus replied as he leaned back in his chair. "If they wear red, then they're as good as dead. Starfleet is known for the low life-expectancy of its red-shirts. I think that it was some kind of anti-communist message on the behalf of the creator's part, but perhaps I'm just thinking to hard about it." And at that, Roseluck looked like her brain had blown a fuse.
"Normally," she began as she let out a loud sigh. "I would ask another question, but I really don't care. Lily, can I have a sandwich?"
"Already made one for ya," Lily replied as she walked back to the table with another sandwich for Roseluck, having left to go and get it while she and Daedaltheus were talking.
"Thanks," Roseluck replied as she took a seat and bit into her sandwich.
"You did good," Daedaltheus said to her as he pat her on the head, a gesture which made Roseluck smile a bit.
"Thanks," Roseluck replied after she finished her first bite.
"So," Daisy began, now that that conversation was out of the way. "I was in the market yesterday, and guess who showed up clear out of the blue."
"Prince Blueblood?" Lily said, sounding a bit more hopeful that it was him than either Roseluck or Daedaltheus would have liked for her to be.
"Princess Cadence?" Roseluck asked before she took another bite of her sandwich.
"God?" Daedaltheus asked.
"That new senator from Canterlot, Risen Flag." At that, Roseluck nearly chocked on her sandwich while a smile as wide as any Pinkie Pie would envy formed on his face.
"About f***ing time!" Daedaltheus said as he slammed his fist into the table. "After all these months of nudging he finally makes a-" He was cut short by Roseluck as she grabbed him by his hair and pulled him away from the table, just out of earshot of Lily and Daisy, and dragged him down so that his face was level with hers.
"Roseluck what th-" Daedaltheus began to say before Roseluck cut him off.
"Look," Roseluck began. "I know that I've explained you to them and told them about some of you exploits, but I never told them about our involvement with HIM."
"Ah, good point," Daedaltheus said as Roseluck pulled her hoof away from him. "Sorry."
"Something the matter?" Daisy asked, seemingly worried.
"No," Daedaltheus responded as he and Roseluck stood back up. "No not at all, just um... got a little exited is all, as I've been meaning to speak with the senator."
"Oh," Daisy said. "Well I'm sure he'd love to meet you."
"Thanks, but unfortunately, I don't really believe I have time today," Daedaltheus said to her as he took out his pocket watch and checked it. I really must be going. Diagrams to create, plans to draft out, and sections to generate, you know. Life never ceases for an architect."
"Oh, okay," Daisy said, sounding a little disappointed.
"Don't stay a stranger!" Lily shouted at the him from the kitchen table.
"I won't," Daedaltheus said, and at that, at the snap of his fingers, the doorframe which was the front door to their house became a crimson red doorframe filled with a black void. "Oh, and Roseluck," he said just before he made any motion to leave.
"Yes," Roseluck responded to him.
"Come by in two days time, in the evening." Daedaltheus said to her. "I'm going to be breaking out the old Sutter Cane typewriter and doing some writing exercises. I need you to help me in filing some old work that's been lying around as well as some of the reports that I will be typing up." At that, Roseluck's mood suddenly perked up again.
"Okay... sure," she replied. "Okie dokie."
And at that, Daedaltheus left through the red doorframe back to where ever whence he came, and as the door closed behind him, the front door to their house returned to normal.
-Just outside-
Rainbow Dash had just landed on a cloud and laid down for her nap, as she was want to do at this time or day... or, any time of day really. Really, the time of day when she did nap didn't matter to her, but just the fact that she was napping was enough for her. And she certainly WAS NOT fantasizing about Applejack's nicely toned flanks, that sweet accent of her's, her hair, or about what possibly lay beneath her tail and how much she just wanted to bury her face in it. Nope... none of that.... just a normal nap, with normal dreams.
"You know, you should really be more honest with yourself about that," the ghost of Daring Do told her, but she ignored it, cause she wasn't there. Nope... there was no ghost of Daring Do. She was a fictional character, she wasn't real, nope... not at all. And Rainbow Dash certainly was not thinking about how much she wanted to lick those apples on Applejack's cutie mark to see if they tasted like real apples.... Nope... not at all.
Then, suddenly, out of nowhere, a drop of water landed right on her nose. Immediately, she opened her eyes and looked up at the sky, it was as clear as day, as the weather schedule said it would be. She would know, she made it that way.
Then, suddenly, with no explanation at all, it started raining. Some clouds just appeared out of nowhere and it just started raining.
"The buck?" Rainbow Dash said as she sat back up in her cloud and fluffed out of wings a little bit as she prepared to take to the sky again to deal with this. The moment she took off from her cloud though, the rain stopped. It stopped and the sky was as clear as it should have been again.
"The buck?" Rainbow Dash said out of her confused as all hell mind.
"Hey, Rainbow Dash!" She suddenly heard Spike's voice call up from the ground. She turned around in mid air to see that he was standing right below her. She flew back down to the ground to see what he wanted.
"Oh, hey Spike!" Rainbow Dash said as she got close enough to him to talk. "What's up?"
"What was up with the weather just now?" Spike asked, seeming just as confused as Rainbow Dash about it. "Was it supposed to rain today?"
"I don't think so..." Rainbow Dash said as she put a hoof to her chin. "I'm pretty sure that...." She began before she went into deep thought about it and went silent. "Nope, that wasn't supposed to happen." She said after a moment of being lost in deep though. "It's supposed to be sunny all week. We don't have any rain scheduled until two weeks from now."
"Okay..." Spike said.
"Somepony's gonna pay for this," Rainbow Dash said as she looked back up towards the sky, sounding a little frustrated.
"Anyway," Spike said. "Jason wanted me to tell you that he wants everypony to meet at the library around three."
"What do you mean everypony?" Rainbow Dash asked.
"Everypony," Spike said as calm as could possibly be.
"Oh," Rainbow Dash said as she understood instantly. Of course he only meant her, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and Applejack... dear sweet delicious Apple, wait, no, none of that. "Okay, what time is it now?" Rainbow Dash then asked him.
"Um..." Spike replied as he looked at his wrist, only to see that he wasn't wearing a watch. "About 1:30 I think." At that, Rainbow Dash looked up towards the sun. After a moment of gaging the time, she saw that he was indeed right.
"All right, I'll see you then," Rainbow Dash said to Spike as she took back off into the sky, hoping to find whomever was responsible for the sudden, unscheduled rain just now.
-Not too far away-
"I am SO SORRY about this Mr. Flagg," The Sarah Palin pony said to Risen Flagg. "The weather schedule didn't say it was supposed to rain today."
"Oh it's quite all right," Risen Flagg said to her in the same, smooth, calming voice he always had as he dropped the magical barrier that he had put up around himself, the Sarah Palin Pony, his assistant Trixie, and his butler Joseph Curwen right as the rain stopped. "A similar thing happened to me in Canterlot only a few days ago. Only.... it was with bowling balls."
"What?" The Sarah Palin pony asked, confused.
"Oh nothing," Risen Flagg replied. "Shall we continue?"
"Oh... oh, um, yes..." the Sarah Palin pony replied, her face getting a little flushed as he spoke to her. Just as the four of them turned a corner around a building back into town square, a pink, bubbly, party pony that was named Pinkie Pie suddenly stopped in front of them. Her eyes were as wide as dinner plates when she saw the senator and his two associates. The three of them were just confused.
"Oh, hello Pinki-" The Sarah Palin pony tired to say before she was cut off by Pinkie Pie jumping up into the air, gasping for exactly 2.6 seconds, and then landing back on the ground exactly where she stood.
"MORE NEW PONIES!!!!" Pinkie Pie suddenly exclaimed like she just won the lottery. Before the Sarah Palin Pony, Risen Flagg, or even Trixie could say anything to her, Pinkie Pie quickly reached behind her, produced three pink envelopes that matched her mane, and handed each one to the four ponies in front of her. "Sorrycan'ttalkrightnow," Pinkie Pie said to them as she handed the four envelopes to them. "poniestodothingstoseepartytogetreadyforhopetoseeyouthereBYE!" And with that, she was suddenly off as quickly as she had come. Risen Flagg, Trixie, and Curwen, all had the most unreadable expressions on their faces as they could not for the life of them comprehend what just happened.
"Who..." Trixie began to ask. "Who was that?"
"Oh, that was just Pinkie Pie," the Sarah Palin Pony replied, having been the first to calm her nerves, since she was used to this. "Ponyville's resident party pony. Looks like she's hosting another party tonight," she said as she looked at the envelope in her hoof before putting it in her jacket pocket. "You all should come. It would really be a great way for you to meet everypony."
"That sounds.... nice," Trixie said as she handed her invitation over to Curwen.
"Yes, yes it does," Risen Flagg said as she handed his over to Curwen as well, who just took the three of them and put them all in his coat pocket too. "Shall we?" Risen Flagg then said as he turned his attention back to the Sarah Palin pony.
"Oh, yes," the Sarah Palin pony said as she lead the three of them through the town square and over to the familiar looking gingerbread house that was Sugercube Corner. "And this," she began as soon as she reached it. "Is Sugarcube Corner, the best pastry shop, if I do say so myself, this side of Equestria."
"Ah, the famous Sugarcube Corner," Risen Flagg stated as he took another step forward towards the gingerbread house. "I have heard many a tales about this fine establishment, but I've never had to chance to try any of it's delicacies for myself. Politics in Canterlot leaves no rest for the wicked." Trixie and Curwen both remained silent.
"I see," the Sarah Palin pony replied. "Well, why don't we step on in and see what they have today."
"That sounds like a delightful idea," Risen Flagg said as he turned his attention back towards the Sarah Palin pony. "After you."
"Thank you," the Sarah Palin pony replied as she took a few steps towards the door as Risen Flagg and his two associates followed suit. Before any of them could enter though, they were stopped by another pony exiting Sugarcube Corner with a brown paper bag in her teeth. A grey pegasus mare with blonde hair whose eyes seemed to be looking in two different directions.
"Ah, good afternoon Derpy," the Sarah Palin pony said to her.
"Mmm mmmmm," Derpy replied to her before she took off to the sky to get out of the way. Once she was gone, the Sarah Palin pony continued onwards towards the door, expecting Risen Flagg and his two associates to follow her. When she opened the door however and looked back at them, she was surprised to see that they hadn't followed her.
They were exactly where they stood before, and both Flagg and Trixie were looking up towards the sky in the direction Derpy flew off. The looks on their faces was what could only be described as shock, like they had just seen the last pony they had expected to see in this town exit the shop. Curwen, for the most part, had the same expression he always did.
"Um...." The Sarah Palin pony began, but before she could say anything, their attention seemed to snap back to her by themselves.
"Oh, my apologies," Risen Flagg said to her. "I was lost in my own little world there for a moment."
"It's all right," the Sarah Palin pony replied to him. "It happens to me sometimes too."
Then at that, the four of them entered Sugarcube Corner.
-About and hour and a half or so later in the Ponyville Library-
So, after practicing with your powers for about an hour and a half longer, during which time you found that you cannot channel pokemon (unfortunately) and that you may or may not be close to the peak of human physical condition (not at the peak of human physical condition, but close) thanks to your new powers, you return to the library at three o clock, just like you said you would.
As you walk on through the front door, you find Spike, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, and Fluttershy all sitting around (well, Rainbow Dash is floating by semantics) waiting for you. They all fall silent and turn to look at you the moment you enter, and you're not really that surprised by the looks they're giving you. Despite your best efforts (and by this you mean without using your latin powers, since you seem kind of burned out on those. Your focus is not infinite it seemed), you still look and smell a little bit charred.
"Where were you?" Spike asks.
-About an hour and a half or so earlier-
"OH SH*T! OH SH*T! OH SH*T!!!!" You shout as literally EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE!!!!!! "Extingue ignem! Exitngue ignem!" You shout in an attempt to put out the fire, which to your surprise, works a lot faster than just relinquishing the power. The damage was still done, however.
-Back to the present-
"It's a long story," you reply as you walk over to the table at the center of the room and sit down. "Where's Pinkie Pie?" you ask. You did kind of want everyone.... everypony, here, and that included her.
"She..." Rarity began. "She said she had to do some things to prepare for a party tonight, so she wouldn't be able to make it."
"But um..." Fluttershy began as she put both a pink envelope and a folded up piece of paper on the table and slid them over towards you. "She did tell us to give these to you."
You take the two things from Fluttershy and unfold the piece of paper. On it was a note, written in what you are going to call "very Pinkie Pie" like letters that reads:
"Dear Jason,
Sorry I can't make it to the meeting, but I know about as much as everypony else right now, so I don't think I'll be able to help you anymore than any of my friends would. I'll get caught up with you all later, don't worry. Oh, and I hope to see you at your party later tonight. Please come.
With love and prapes,
Pinkie Pie."
You cast a slightly glaring eye at Ghost Pinkie Pie, who read all of that for you. She only gives you a wink in return as you let out a sigh and put the envelope which you know is a party invitation in your pocket. Yeah, you'll show up to that later, but now is not the time to think about that.
"So um," Applejack says after you're done reading that. "What do you want as all here for?" She asks.
And what indeed. There was a reason you wanted them all here. Well, two actually. The first was so that you could apologize to them for scaring the ever loving crap out of them by showing them your fight with Haypennywise, and the second, and most important, was so that all of you could exchange information and be on the same page.
Something big is about to go down, you know it is, and it's time you all got caught up on things.
What do you say to all of these ponies, the elements of harmony, and one dragon.
What do you do?
(Yes, you guys have a theme song now. Enjoy it.)
(Also, as of this chapter, all events in the side story are now taking place in the present. We're back on track.)
-The Bear Universe-
*meanwhile in the Bear universe*
R.A.: *currently sitting on a throne made out entirely of bear corpses* .....You know I'm getting a little bit bored again after wrecking all these bears... Razor can I go back to the other universe yet?
R.A.: *if after not getting a response* ... Oh look at that nice fourth wall over there it would be terribad if something horrible were to happen to it.
*Registered Anonymous is currently sitting on a throne made entirely out of bear corpses, as he had just killed every single bear that was in that colosseum, and some that weren't even in the colosseum, as the occasional bear would wander on in and try to kill him too, but he would be done with them with a single swing from his golf club. They weren't even a challenge. Basically, he was just bored right now.*
Registered Anonymous: You know... I'm getting a little bored again after wrecking all those bears.... Hey Razor, can I go back to-
*He didn't even get to finish his sentence before he disappeared from the bear throne Q style and was gone.*
-Ponyville-
-Sweet Apple Acres-
Braeburn: There's nothin' better of a mornin' than good ol' applebuckin'. Wouldn't you agree Big Mac?
Big Mac: Eeyup.
*Sweet Apple Acres Orchards, in the morning*
*Little Strongheart, Braeburn, and Big Macintosh lay down their heavy apple baskets.*
Little Strongheart: I'm still not sure how you could stand doing this with the weight of apples on your back. I'm more used to running freely around the land.
BB: Prob' goin' faster than a speeding locomotive no doubt. How do your folks do that anyway?
LS: It's a tribal secret. You know that as well as I do.
BB: And here Ah thought we're close enough for ya to tell me.
*AJ came up to them and set her own batch of apples down*
AJ: Well, Ah think we've got done most of our mornin' rounds. Ah think me and Big Mac can handle the rest. 'Sides, ain't y'all have a letter to deliver?
BB: Well, it is kinda important...
LS: I think we'd like to get it done soon. Wouldn't you agree, Braeburn?
BB: Welp, Ah guess we shouldn't try ta do a worse job than the mail service. We'll be back by lunchtime, AJ.
AJ: Alright. Take care of y'all selves.
*A few hours ago, just before noon in the fields*
Braeburn: There's nothin' better of a mornin' than good ol' applebuckin'. Wouldn't you agree Big Mac?
Big Mac: Eeyup.
*Little Strongheart, Braeburn, and Big Macintosh lay down their heavy apple baskets.*
Little Strongheart: I'm still not sure how you could stand doing this with the weight of apples on your back. I'm more used to running freely around the land.
BB: Prob' goin' faster than a speeding locomotive no doubt. How do your folks do that anyway?
LS: It's a tribal secret. You know that as well as I do.
BB: And here Ah thought we're close enough for ya to tell me.
*Applejack came up to them and set her own batch of apples down*
Applejack: Well, Ah think we've got done most of our mornin' rounds. Ah think me and Big Mac can handle the rest. 'Sides, ain't y'all have a letter to deliver?
BB: Well, it is kinda important...
LS: I think we'd like to get it done soon. Wouldn't you agree, Braeburn?
BB: Welp, Ah guess we shouldn't try ta do a worse job than the mail service. We'll be back by lunchtime, AJ.
AJ: Alright. Take care of y'all selves.
-Just outside the entrance to town-
*Kirk, Gordon Freebrony, Spock, McCoy, and Zecora all walk into town again. The time at this moment is 1:00 pm*
Kirk: Remind me again why we had to spend all of yesterday doing that?
McCoy: So the two of you wouldn't do anything stupid like try to kill each other again.
*Kirk just lets out an incredibly loud sigh as the four of them walk back into town again.*
-Appaloosa-
-The AIA headquarters-
*AIA HQ a few hours before the after noon*
*Yawn*
The Director of AIA woke up from his peaceful slumber. He cracked his neck and moaned in bliss.
GR: Ahh~ Woo... I must've slept on the wrong part of the neck. Now, what do I do when I wake up? Ah yes! Coffee and the newspaper.
*Apparently, simply missing three days worth of his daily routine almost made him forget. He quickly made his bed, and made his way to his office, which is just out his bedroom doorway. He lives where he works, and lives in his work. Nothing new here. After grabbing the daily newspaper that always come out of the slot on his office door and brewing a cup of coffee, he sat comfortably on his cushioned chair with both on hoof. There was a file on his desk, probably an update on what he missed yesterday.**Grey Rebl unfolded his newspaper as he sipped on his coffee with his free hoof. Suddenly, his eyes widened and he spat out his coffee. On the front page said:
Surprise visit to Ponyville from Risen Flagg!
*He wiped away a stray drip of hot coffee. Obviously, he's quite worried about the agents assigned there*
GR: Well, SON OF A–
(Happens as it is.)
-The Dalek Flagship, The Caesar-
-The Hallyways-
Me: … *turn into human form and starts dancing to the song* Oh, I LOVE this song! How did you know, Razor?
Razor: *speaking in a voice suspiciously like the SpongeBob narrator* I looked at your diary.
Me: YOU WHAT? AND IT'S A JOURNAL!
Registered Anonymous: *pulls a Pinkie Pie and pops up next to me* Can I see it?
Me: NO! Now, get back there and do… whatever it is you were doing…
RA: OKAY! *disappears in a flash of smoothie*
Me: … Not even going to ask about the smoothie… *turns back into rocket cheetah and dashes towards the hanger bay to find Slenderpony*
*Time suddenly freezes again as Swimming Dalek transforms into a female version of his human form and starts dancing.*
Swimming Dalek: OOH YEAH! I love this song! How did you know Razor?
*RazortheAwesome's avatar suddenly appears with Registered Anonymous next to him Q style.*
Razor: I read your diary.
*Shows him the diary he is holding, it is definitely Registered Anonymous'*
SD: YOU WHAT!!!???? AND IT'S A JOURNAL!!
Raz: Yeah, sure, keep telling yourself that.
RA: CAN I SEE!?!?
Raz: No.
*Suddenly Registered Anonymous disappears Q style again, leaving just RazortheAwesome's avatar and Swimming Dalek there as Razor opens up the diary to a random page and begins reading.*
Raz: So you spent quite a bit of time hiding on earth as a woman eh. That explains.... a lot, actually.
SD: GIVE THAT BACK!!!???
Raz: If I were you, I'd be more worried about the Daleks in the auxiliary generator room. I mean after all, you turned the power back on in order to lure Slenderpony away before he could get to the hackers right. Very noble of you I might add. So, don't you think that you might wanna get there as quickly as multiformly possible before he wrecks more sh*t than you can deal with or gets away?
SD: *silent for a few moments* Right.....
Raz: *Makes the diary disappear* There, I put it back under your mattress where it belongs... Now get going.
*Time suddenly unfreezes as the avatar of RazortheAwesome disappears, and Swimming Dalek has no memory of what just happened. He does however, turn into his rocket cheetah form and starts booking it towards the auxiliary generator room.*
-The Port Side hangar bay-
SIDE STORY TIME
BS: Look Steve, I never brought it up for the same reason Slim and Jimmy never realised they knew each other: we were pulled from whatever it was we were doing, randomly assigned numbers, and it was never relevant until now. What I'm really surprised at is how similar this tech is to the tech I was working on.
Steve: If you're going to waste air, can you at least enlighten us on why this is surprising.
BS: First off, we now have air and life support systems on this shuttle. Second, the tech is similar to a traditional enemy of the Daleks -no, Daleks, not Time Lord, the government would always get to it first. Third, I'll tell you all more once we get the Caesar back up and running, since it'll be a bit safer then. And Fourth, ummmm... hmmm, I need a fourth point... *at this point, the music starts playing* That'll do. FOURTH! What the hell is with the speaker system on this ship? Does it run on a separate, über-secure grid or something?
Side story:
BRP: This music is definitely not appropriate for our situation. Hugh, did you put it on?
Hugh: Well, I... I might have. Nana mentioned-
Nana: It's one of my favorite songs out of his selection.
BRP: Would you two mind? Can you keep your courtship a little less public?
Hugh and Nana: Courtship?
BRP: Do I really have to explain this?
Nana: what is-
BRP: Oh god! THIS IS NOT THE TIME! *opens his visor* someone explain courtship to these two. If SD doesn't show up soon, I'm going out there.
In the meantime, can we play this?
Side story:
Nana: Let's get back on track here, I'll learn about courtship later. Okay, we have the suits. Who's up for swimming in space?
Everyone:...
Nana: Anyone?
Everyone:...
Steve: Who the hell would travel in the vacuum of space?!
Hugh: Apparently these guys don't have space training.
Nana: Figures... Steve, BRP, both of you have the right-know how's to get us out of this new problem. I think you two know what to do.
*BRP, Bronze Statue, and all the other hackers, are still in the Dalek shuttle, we pick up exactly where we left off before.*
Bronze Statue: Look Steve, I never brought it up for the same reason Slim and Jimmy never realised they knew each other. We were pulled from whatever it was we were doing, randomly assigned numbers, and it was never relevant until now. What I'm really surprised at is how similar this tech is to the tech I was working on.
Steve: If you're going to waste air, can you at least enlighten us on why this is surprising.
BS: First off, we now have air and life support systems on this shuttle. Second, the tech is similar to a traditional enemy of the Daleks. No, not the Daleks, the Time Lords. The government would always get to it first. Third, I'll tell you all more once we get the Caesar back up and running, since it'll be a bit safer then. And Fourth, ummmm... hmmm, I need a fourth point... *at this point, the music starts playing* That'll do. FOURTH! What the hell is with the speaker system on this ship? Does it run on a separate, über-secure grid or something?
BRP: This music is definitely not appropriate for our situation. Hugh, did you put it on?
Hugh: Well, I... I might have. Nana mentioned-
Nana: It's one of my favorite songs out of Swimming Dalek's selection.
BRP: Oh for the love of.... Would you two mind? Can you keep your courtship a little less public?
Hugh and Nana: Courtship?
BRP: Do I really have to explain this?
Nana: what is-
BRP: Oh god! THIS IS NOT THE TIME! *opens his visor again* someone explain courtship to these two. If SD doesn't show up soon, I'm going out there.
*Suddenly, the two Dalek escorts outside contact them on the coms*
Dalek Escort 1: We have retrieved the suits from the Enterprise. Prepare to receive them.
Slim: What does he mean by-
BRP: Oh for the love of! EVERYONE HOLD ON TO SOMETHING!!!
Steve: *is still holding onto Bronze Statue, who grabs hold of a nearby railing.* What the f*ck does that mea-
*Suddenly the side door to the shuttle opens up, and suddenly the vacuum that is space threatens to suck all of the hackers and BRP out, but thankfully they are all fully secure, well, except for Steve, who is gripping onto Bronze Statue for dear life. While this is happening, the two Dalek escorts fly into the shuttle like nothing is happening and close the door behind them. All of the hackers take a few moments to take a deep breath and recover. Steve is still holding Bronze Statue.*
BS: You know... you could at least buy me a drink first.
Steve: Oh f*ck you. *he drops Bronze Statue to the ground.* What the f*ck was all that about!? Did you really HAVE to open the f*cking door in order to get us the suits!? Wasn't there ANY OTHER WAY!!!???"
Dalek Escort 1: No.
Steve: NO!!! WHAT DO YOU-..... You know what. I'm done. I've had it. I'm not gonna ask anymore questions or anything else cause this is all just so f*cking crazy that even I can't deal with it anymore. *slides down the wall and sits down* I could be playing Super Princess Peach right now, BUT NO! I have to be here on this crazy spaceship with a bunch of friggin psychopaths and-
Jim: You know, if you're going to waste the air, you can at least enlighten us on why all of this is surprising.
Steve: Oh f*ck you.
Nana: ENOUGH! Let's get back on track here, We can learn about courtship later. Okay, we have the suits. Now we only have two of them so who's up for swimming in space?
*The room is silent.*
Nana: Anyone?
*Still silent*
Steve: Who the hell would travel in the vacuum of space?!
Hugh: Apparently these guys don't have space training.
Nana: Figures... Anyway, BRP, Bronze Statue, both of you have the right-know how's to get us out of this new problem. I think you two know what to do.
BS: Right.
*Bronze Statue takes a suit and starts putting it on.*
BRP: I'm sorry wha-
Hugh: Look, you have the two of us and the most combat experience, also I know you have at least some degree of space training. Bronze Statue here, just got an ALIEN SHIP working again after it was completely disabled. You figure it out.
BRP: ..... I see your point.
Nana: Then get that suit on!
*BRP gets the other suit on as well. Between him and Bronze Statue, even with some help from the other hackers, it takes a few moments to get them both on. That, and they have to refuel the air supply like Chekov said. Eventually, when they have them both on.*
BS: Right... what now?
Hugh: Well, there's really only one way that we can get the two of you out into space.
Slim: And what's that?
*A sudden look of realization comes on all their faces as they realize what that means. They all take positions and grab something again. Steve, from where he is, just grabs the railing above him, he doesn't care anymore. The two Dalek escorts take positions and prepare to open the door.
BRP: *to BS* You ready?
BS: As ready as I'm gonna be.
BRP: All right then.
*They both take the ready position*
Nana: Okay.... 3
Hugh: 2....
Nana and Hugh: 1
*The two Dalek escorts open the door again as both BRP and Bronze Statue are sucked out into space. They close it again the moment the two of them are gone.*
Jim: That's all well and good and all... but what about us?
Dalek Escort 1: With this ship online, we should be able to fly it and dock with the Enterprise.
Jim: Wait...
Steve: Why oh why? ....
Jim: You mean that we could have piloted this ship ourselves the whole time. For chist sake man why didn't we-!
Hacker 8: Right, like you know how to pilot an alien ship.
Jim: *is about to say something, but then shuts up.* touche.
*The two Dalek escorts take their positions and start flying the shuttle towards the Enterprise.*
Slim: Wait, what's your name?
Hacker 8: Calvin... Calvin Kleiner. Why do you ask?
Slim: Well... if we're all gonna die in the vacuum of space or on an alien planet or ship.
Steve: Someone please-
Jim: Oh shut up Steve.
Slim: We should at least learn each other's names.
Hacker 4: Sounds fair.
Hacker 3: Yeah, I agree.
Jim: Right... I was hacker 2, and you *to Slim* were hacker... 3, I believe.
Slim: Right.
Jim: And you're Calvin.
Calvin (formerly hacker 8): Yep.
Jim: So what about the rest of you guys.
Hacker 4: You can call me Ramirez.
Hacker 9: Tommy.
Hacker 5: My name is Dave.
Slim: Nice to meet you Reginald.
Reginald: Did you not hear me? I said my name is Da-
Hacker 6: Well, my hacking name is Doc Doctor, but you can just call me Doc.
Hacker 5: I am simply known as... The Janitor....
Slim: Right...
Jim: And that makes Bronze Statue hacker 7...
(I'm calling it here, there are 9 hackers)
Steve: Can we just get to the ship?
Dalek Escort 2: Yes.
*Steve just lets out a loud sigh as the two Dalek escorts pilot the ship to the Enterprise.
-Outside-
*BRP and Bronze Statue fly out away from the shuttle until the two of them steady themselves again and make their way back towards the ground.*
BS: So... where are we going?
BRP: To the auxiliary generator room.
BS: What?
BRP: You know alien technology right?
BS: Yes.
BRP: And you were able to get that shuttle working right?
BS: Yep.
BRP: Then you should be able to get this ship working too right?
BS: Yeah, but I'll need direct access to the aux-
BRP: And that's why were going there?
BS: Okay... and what about that Slenderpony... thing?
BRP: That's why I'm here. I got this.
BS: Okay... Can I ask just one more question though?
BRP: Sure?
BS: Can we at least have some epic music if we're going there? I mean after-
BRP: Right. Hugh?
Hugh: On it.
*Suddenly, this song starts playing in their headsets.*
BRP: Good enough for you?
BS: OH HELL THE F*CK YES!!!!
BRP: Well, lets go then. Lead the way Nana.
Nana: On it!
*They both head back through the door they came in back into the hallways of the Caesar as they make their way back towards the auxiliary generator room.*
-The Enterprise-
-The Warp Core-
*Ship start-up noises-
Scotty: Thar she is! Warp drive is back on line. *pulls out communicator* Chekov, I *interrupted by the song*
What the devil is that? *song ends* Chekov, Communications check!
Chekov: Aye, sir. I hear you.
Scotty: Good. Send a message to the bridge. Get us to red alert. Meet me there when you are done.
Chekov: Aye, sir.
Scotty: Please god. Let this work. We've tried everything else.
*Suddenly, Scotty shoots a massive blast of EMP through the ship, which knocks out everything again. After a few moments, the warp core starts to whir to life as the lights come back on.*
S: SHE LIVES!!!!!!! Thar she is! The warp drive is back online. *Pulls out his communicator.* Chekov! *suddenly is interrupted by the song. What the devil is that? Chekov, communications check!
Chekov: Aye, sir. I hear you.
S: Good. Send a message to the bridge. Get us to red alert. Meet me there when you're done.
C: Aye sir!
-The Bridge-
*They get to the bridge*
*the following are more random bridge crew whom I won't name*
"Scanners are back online"
"Weapons are functioning normally."
"Photon torpedo bays check out."
"Containment fields nominal"
"diagnostics rings true."Scotty: Get me a line to the captain. I want to inform him of what has happened.
Uhura: Aye, sir.
Scotty: Captain, this is the Enterprise. Please respond. *static* Repeat. Enterprise to Kirk. Come in Captain. *static*
Unnamed crewman#1: Sir, scans show an anomly surrounding the area the captain is currently located. None of our systems seem to be able to pierce it. It's like someone put a buzzer shield up (A/N Buzzer shield is a concept I came up with a while ago wherein it is a combination of a blocker/interference zone to disable radar/sonar, and a protective field. Sort of a cloaking shield that also blocks communications as a downfall for use)
Scotty: This is nae good. Is it a true buzzer?
UC#1: No, sir. Scans show fauna traveling through the barrier with no problem.
Scotty: Alright, I have an idea. You, get to engineering and have them empty a photon torpedo casing of all but propulsion and guidance. And tell them to bring all of Gordon's equipment and four phaser rifles to the same area. I'll be down in a minute. I need to call some people.
UC#2: Aye, sir.
Scotty: Get me a line to SwimmingDalek, the Hackers and Grey Rebl. We've been out of communication for too long. I think it's time the Enterprise flew on her own again, too.
*Scotty, Chekov, and the others finally get there.*
Bridge Crew 1: Scanners are back online.
Bridge Crew 2: Weapons are functioning normally.
Bridge Crew 3: Photon torpedo bays check out.
Bridge Crew 4: Containment fields nominal.
Bridge Crew 5: Diagnostics rings true.
Scotty: Get me a line to the captain. I want to inform him of what has happened.
Uhura: Aye, sir.
Scotty: Captain, this is the Enterprise. Please respond. *static* Repeat. Enterprise to Kirk. Come in Captain. *static*
Unnamed crewman #1: Sir, scans show an anomaly surrounding the area the captain is currently located. None of our systems seem to be able to pierce it. It's like someone put a buzzer shield up.
Scotty: This is nae good. Is it a true buzzer?
UC#1: No, sir. Scans show fauna traveling through the barrier with no problem.
Scotty: Alright, I have an idea. You, get to engineering and have them empty a photon torpedo casing of all but propulsion and guidance. And tell them to bring all of Gordon's equipment and four phaser rifles to the same area. I'll be down in a minute. I need to call some people.
UC#2: Aye, sir.
Scotty: Get me a line to Swimming Dalek, the Hackers and Grey Rebl. We've been out of communication for too long. I think it's time the Enterprise flew on her own again, too.
*Suddenly, from Scotty's communicator.*
Random Ensign: Sir. A Dalek shuttle has just docked with us in the hangar bay. We're- Wait.... Sir, it's the hackers.
Scotty: What! What in the blazes are they doing here? Get them up here as fast as you physically can. I'll be there in a minute.
Random Ensign: Aye sir.
-The Shuttle Bay-
*The hackers and the two Dalek escorts step out into the shuttle bay of the Enterprise.*
Steve: OH THANK GOD YOU GOT THE SHIP WORKING AGAIN!!! FINALLY I CAN BREATHE!!!!
Ramirez: You know you could breathe in the shuttle right.
Steve: Shut up! I am trying to savor.... the moment.
Jim: Dude, just let him go man. He's obviously-
*Registered Anonymous out of f*cking nowhere!*
RA: Hey guy's what's going on!?
*All the hackers look to him*
Jim: About friggin time you woke up RA.
Slim: Yeah it was a bitch carrying you the whole way.
RA: Yeah, I know.... Anyway, Hacker 8, can you-
Calvin: Actually, my name's Calvin.
RA: What? ... ... ....
Jim: Yeah, we kind of all agreed on the shuttle ride over here while you were out. We're kind of tired of just being random numbers. We're gonna start calling each other by our own names now.
RA: ... ... ... *Starts looking like he is going to have a seizure.*
Random Ensign: Sirs!
*All of the hackers look over to see a squad of Starfleet officers walking towards them.*
Random Ensign: You're the hackers from the ship, aren't you?
Jim: *Having taken up leadership of the group since BS is not here and Steve has kind of lost it, also RA is still doing what he was doing before, which is looking like he's about to have a seizure.* Yeah, that's us.
-The Dalek Flagship, The Caesar-
-The Auxiliary Generator room-
*A bunch of engineer Daleks are working on the auxiliary generators as the song keeps playing in the background.*
Dalek Engineer 1: Why are the speakers coming on first? Why is that song playing?
Dalek Engineer 2: I don't know, maybe-
*They all fall silent as Slenderpony appears in the room. Suddenly behind him, the generator seems to malfunction again as all the power and lights go out again. The ship is dark once again.*
All Daleks: EXTERMINATE!!!
*They all start shooting at Slenderpony, but all their blasts hit nothing, as he is gone the moment they fire. Almost instantaneously, Slenderpony appears behind one of the Dalek Engineers and sicks a tentacle right through it's Dalek armor, hitting the Dalek on the inside and stabbing right through it. The other Daleks start shooting again, but again he disappears, and when he reappears, he takes out another one by grabbing it with two tentacles and ripping it in half, and then another one by punching it clean through it's armor, and then another one by drawing all of the other's fire towards it, and then another one by tearing it's top off with two tentacles, then punching down through it. After a few moments Slenderpony has killed all but one of the Dalek Engineers.
As Slenderpony, in true Slender fashion, starts walking slowly towards the last Dalek, who is backing away from it, suddenly, out of nowhere, Swimming Dalek runs into the room in his rocket cheetah form, leaps into the air, and tackles Slenderpony to the ground. The two of them roll on the ground for a moment before Slenderpony grabs Swimming Dalek with a tentacle, rips him off of him, and throws him away. Swimming Dalek, in true cat fashion, lands on his feet and skids a few feet as Slenderpony instantaneously stands back up. The one remaining Dalek leaves as Swimming Dalek transforms back into his true multiform.... form, as he and Slenderpony stare down each other for a few moments.*
Swimming Dalek: I guess it was a waste of time trying to lure you away from here.
Slenderpony: .......
SD: Why are you even doing this? You slenders live on fear. If the race you draw fear from dies, then so do you. So why are you helping that monster calling himself Risen Flagg?
Slenderpony: ......
SD: Not gonna tell me. That's fine, I guess. I don't really need to know. *Gets into battle ready mode* Nobody, and I mean nobody, no matter what race they are, f***s with my ship.
Slenderpony: ....
Next Chapter (and all side story plots will be put on hold until this concludes):
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So yeah.... I think you all know what to do. Those of you that aren't in the side story. Feel free to comment on this as well. Swimming Dalek, since this is your fight, like with Gordon Freebrony and Registered Anonymous, your input will be vastly appreciated as far as which comments you would like me to use versus which ones you would prefer I don't use. This is your character, so you have the final say in everything. Also don't forget to comment on the fight yourself. I would like to know how YOU think this should go, since again, this is your character.
To all of you though. Don't forget to comment on the main story before you comment on this. That is still going on.
Oh, and to BRP and Bronze Statue. You cannot enter this fight. Not yet at least. This is Swimming Dalek's time to shine right now. Your time will come later. Don't you worry.
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Jason, tell them you've spent the afternoon experimenting with your new powers you somehow unlocked, and apologize to Rainbow for the rain. Then explain that Twilight was right about Nyarlothotephe or whatever his name is, and that someone is blocking communication out of Ponyville. Ask if anypony knows another way of communication that will be harder to block. (This might lead to an introduction to Derpy, as she is the mail mare.)
First tell them about how you were testing out your awesome Latin powers and how you controlled the elements and stuff. Rainbow Dash thinks this is cool, but then figures out that it was you who messed with the weather, Proceed to move on in the discussion before she hits you.
Tell them that they all have to group up with Twilight and the Princesses as soon as possible, preferable tomorrow because whatever evil is hunting you has placed a force field around Ponyville which blocks Spike's fire and your own messages. If the monsters like Haypennywise are doing this, it means something bad is going to happen soon.
Ask the girls if they've noticed anyone new in town recently. Applejack mentions her cousin and LS (When given a description of what the cousin looks like, you swear you saw a pony like that on a motorcycle). Rarity mentions the stallions that were with Zecora. You also add in the creepy senator that eyed you earlier.
You've also got to find your Grandfather, so let them know what he looks like, what the hind looks like, and the guy who looks like Solid Snake but isn't that is flying with him. Also that weird snake creature with all the different body parts that was with them too.
They tell you it's Discord, and that he's supposed to be in Canterlot, so there's more incentive to go there soon.
Also, tell Spike about where the end of the energy bubble is so that he can send a message out. There's a bunch of destroyed and burnt trees, it'll be hard to miss. Have someone, or yourself go with him to make sure nothing bad happens to him
Tell them to be ready to go by tomorrow because something bad is coming, you just know it.
The concentrated awesome of this chapter... I CAN'T TAKE IT!!! We get a theme song? AWESOME!!! And flying in space to the Attack on Titan theme song?! BRILLIANT!!!
Quick thing before the what do part of my comment:
got transcribed a little off, and was for the benefit of any Daleks in the area that I didn't know Time Lord tech.
Anyways, on with the what do!!!
Jason, don't tell them that you've spent the entire afternoon
abusingexperimenting with your powers until you have apologized for traumatizing them all. Also, do mention that there is no way to send a message to Twilight or Celestia, so if you do get a message from them, it's probably a trap.Epic Battle Side Story Thingamajigger®!!!
SD, and this is very important, do you have...
twenty dollars?
If Yes, give to slenderpony as sign of good faith. If No, proceed to roleplay as RA.
For SD vs Slender
SD, be cautious, this is the friggin Slenderpony after all, don't give him an opening.
The whole warning about "Don't Look or It Takes You" is apparently bullcrap because you are looking right at him. This gives you confidence.
Be fast and keep dodging, he's only used his Tentacles to fight and keeps teleporting, so he must want you away from his body. Slice that asshole's nonexistent face and see how he likes it.
When he does try the whole "teleport behind and try to stab you" routine, immediately do an awesome backflip dodge which then turns into a falling leg drop kick to his body sending him to his knees.
Do a lot of these attacks and he will become really pissed and start aggressively attacking, use this against him.
If you're in the Generator Room, there stands to reason that there is some sort of coolant like liquid nitrogen to keep it from overheating. Stand in front of one of those said pipes/tanks and when he tries to stab you, dodge and he will freeze his tentacles into ice. Break one off and stab him with it.
Good Luck
Okay… the form I shall assume for the first part of this battle is a Ika Musume. Better known as a Squid Girl:
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I use this form's combat tentacles, and their species' ability to control their weight, to go against Slenderpony's speed and strength, rapidly changing weight to move or block or counter-attack. I shall PM you the rest.
Smack yourself in the face, impersonate a duck, twirl around three times, do a really bad interpretative dance(The video I wanted was blocked. but whatever). When they look at you like you are crazy, confess to setting everything on fire.
Side story
SD lunges foreward, turning into the silence, using the Silence's powers to make Slender completely forget about you until you come in for quick combo strikes.
Hmm... I'm going to have to respond to those dead redshirts next time. Lol.)
I got nothing... well we have Slenderpony, somehow work Masky into this.
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Beware of his sideburns.
Tell them you were experimenting with your new found powers Jason... then tell them about Haypennywise and all this other heavy detailed stuff so their up to date as well.
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For SD here are my suggestions first and foremost you...
R.A.: BEAT ON THAT SLENDERPONY'S HEAD TILL YOU HIT TONSILS!
Shut up R.A. you're still flying through the space between universes, but as I was saying first off watch for Slenderpony's tentacles and proceed to beat the fucker's ass!
R.A.: How is that different from mine?
I told SD to play smartly WHILE beating Slenderpony's ass. You just wanted him to rush in and beat on Slenderpony's skull like you would do if you were in his situation.
R.A.: Hmmm good point... BUT STILL BEAT ON HIS SKULL UNTIL YOU HIT TONSILS THEN DRINK HIS BRAIN FLUID THROUGH A STRAW LIKE MARK THE ALIEN FROM FAIRLY ODDPARENTS!
... *sighs annoyingly while face palming*
Speak in the most casual tone imaginable, especially when it comes to the more jaw-dropping parts. Just hope your casualness is contagious. Now, onto business; you have much to discuss.
They have their answers, but you need yours. Your going to need some details for whatever you suspect is right and some things you don't know. What was that serpent-like creature with a goat head? Who is Risen Flagg in this world? What has been going on in this town? Your inner Batman (if he wasn't switched out) is constantly piecing things together.
You have been summoned because Twilight believes that theirs a powerful evil in Equestria, Twilight's unconsciousness upon sight of Risen, his arrival right after Haypennywise's, his eerie presence, a reference to dictator from another story you have read, this all couldn't be a coinicidence; He must be the source of your problems. Through professional deductive skills, you concluded to investigate Risen
However, the girls mentioned his good deeds to the public, and that what you are proposing is insane. So whatever you think about this guy is going to be ignored. You going to need to present them evidence. Your evidence is the barrier that surrounded Ponyville. If you can prove that it was set up right when Risen arrived, it could cause some doubt amoungst the mane six.
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Sidestory:
A being of supernatural ability... He's fast, and can teleport upon his will. That means he could easily move around preventing you from thinking of a plan. You're going to need to be unpredictable as much as him. You already know of his abilities, but he doesnt know your arsenal. With the generator as a battle zone, you're going to need to be careful. And you may or may not have a strange love for your ship.
There's one thing to do: Even the playing field. Slow him down by any possible means. Use ice to make him uncomfortable on where he stands, use EM waves to hinder his teleportation, fire a seemingly endless onslaught of bullets if you have to! Your Daleks can surround him, so don't give him space for anything! Just keep on overwhelming him until you see an opening. He has to have a limit on how he moves.
Jason, do the one thing anyone with newly found powers would do- brag about them.
See if you can get a message to the princess somehow.
See if there's any food anywhere.
Oh! and ask when Pinkie's party is.
im late but im just gonna put it out there
jason, explain powers and in no way relate yourself to having made rain, see if they know who the parties for, change your friggin cloths when plausible
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Squid Girl, eh? This could potentially work but then again Slenderpony is able to phase in and out of physical space. In theory, he does not occupy the physical realm as he can easily jump from electronic devices and into the quantitative fabric of reality. Squid Girl should, key word being should, be able to put up a reasonable fight, granted a purely physical one.
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Slenderpony does not bleed as he has no blood to speak of. He is composed of particulate matter that can be best surmised as an amalgamation of dark matter, fear, the tears of orphans, and above all else, a perversion of the electron field such that he can nigh instantaneously warp to any other point within his sight. Granted that the creature does not have eyes, his sight can is really a physical memory, via his composition of particles, to the spaces that he passes through.
3518474
Freezing Slenderpony will produce no results at all, see the description above for why. Because his physical form violates the electron field, his composite particles can easily pass through any solid form of matter. Also, while he stares at you, the darkness will surround you as his projections of himself close in to finish you off.
3518419
The $20 would work except there is a tiny problem with this idea. He is a pony, in form at least, and therefore would require 20 Bits. Dollars have no function in this world, nor does he wish to acquire them.
Now for the main story:
Risen Flag, I heard that there's a party tonight and it would be in your best interest to attend it. Trust me. Oh yeah, by the way, keep an eye on the pink one, I don't trust her. And don't try to kill her, nothing can kill the Pinkie. Enjoy yourself, relax and just go with the flow at the party, and chum it up with a few of the other ponies, this will help with your desire to get "re-elected".
*Leans over to glance at the calendar hanging on the wall and sees a day circled with blood red sharpie and several smiley faces*
Daedaltheus XIV: *smiles*
3522669 OK, what if there was a warp generator within the room which basically punches a hole in reality to allow for faster than light travel? Using that to punch a hole through his phasing, hurting him and thus allowing SD to keep Slender in a physical form in which he can hurt him further.
3522721
That may actually work though I think that may serve to make him angrier than usual and use no conceivable pattern to his attacks.
Ok apparently R.A. has one final comment.
R.A.: Oh and if everything else fails SD simply transform into this guy and you should be good to go... it'll work.
My BRAIN IT DOESNT WANT TO DO THINGS FOR ME! Jason Do something relevant to your situation, Dry fish, six martians, a submarine, mexican hat dance, sing Billy Joel, eat bacon, lie on the ground and hum, turn into a collection of Faberge eggs, russian doll yourself, suplex the floor, BOOP ALL THE PONIES IN EQUESTRIA!
I really don't know. Please don't ask.
As for the pony kombat, SD, try the role-playing as RA thing. Him or Pinkie Pie. Their universe bending, reality warping powers will allow you to actually hurt a supernatural being made out of purely theoretical energy. That or just disprove him to himself. Like the Terry Pratchett Bogeymen. Bogeymen go away if you put your head under the blanket. The reversal, is you put a blanket over the bogeyman's head and then he is not sure that he exists. Simply do something similar to Slenderpony. Think outside the box. Then step back inside the box to avoid some tentacles, then get back outside the box and into the submarine. Converse with the Italians contained by said submarine, eat some pie and have some tea. Step outside of the submarine and offer tea to the disproved Slenderpony. His confusion will be is downfall. Once he has the (poisoned) tea, eat him using a very specific knife and fork that you left in the Auxiliary generator room for just such an occasion. Rub your nipples tenderly.
what the fuck just happened?
Jason, I recommend that, first, you try to calm the girls down. Anyone would be freaked out of their minds by what you showed them. Sure, these girls seem to be able to hold their own, but that doesn't mean they're fine after seeing a manticore get it head ripped apart, and you nearly get the same treatment. Calm them down. Especially Fluttershy. It's pretty clear that she doesn't have much mental fortitude, so that probably hit her harder than the others.
Also, as I'm sure you're well aware, you should show them your powers. Don't do anything too crazy, of course. You don't wanna scare them, of course. Do something simple, like creating a pencil, or something. Hey, if they're still a bit disturbed from the visions you showed them in the hospital, maybe you could conjure up something with your powers to cheer them up.
Lastly, Jason, be sure to get some information. These ponies have magic around here- see if they have some books about your abilities, or something. Ask who that politician pony is, and why he seems to hate you so much. Ask them if they've noticed anything amiss around the town. Stuff like that.
And, of course, give them a bit of information, too- warn them of what's happening happening. Some kind of demon clown pony with god-like powers attacked you, and now something's trying to block communications out of town. Something bad is happening, and they need to be very careful. For all you know, there could be some other monster planning on attacking... or listening to you right now.
... Just... be careful, 'kay?
Apologize and explain, you ever lovin' ass of a man! I forgot that ya ain't said sorry yet! Ghost Pinkie, b
h slap 'im!
So… what's taking so long? Sorry, buy, this was last updated a while ago, and I know it normally takes you a while, but this IS a little bit ridiculous, wouldn't you say?-
Uhh... You okay, man? You usually update every day or two, and it's been nearly four weeks now. Did something happen? Or are you just swamped with other stuff to do?