Tell Apple Bloom that as adorable as she is you hace a job to do, and you hope she can understand that and act like a mature young mare.
I think the random voice collective here agrees: while we could help supervise applebloom and her friends, you're here to do some "sirius" work
*Picture of Sirius Black
Lul, but really, choose B; we of the random voice collective demand it
Alright, stay and work with Applejack. You have work to do and you have been avoiding it recently because of the thing with twilight. though you still have to wonder what that was all about....
Anyways! after a long day of work you sigh and look up at the sky. Man, what a beautiful da-... wait... Is that a ship in the sky?
you squint your eyes but it's hard to make out...
Just help Applejack. While I'm all for helping those girls get their Cutie Marks, I think being Lumberjacks may be dangerous for them at their age.
You're.... really not sure what to say right now. You'd really like to do your work right now, after all, it's what you came here for in the first place anyway. Then again, this is a child you are dealing with, so you know you'd better tread lightly.
"Well..." you say as you scratch the back of your head and look down at Applebloom. You REALLY do not know what to say. "You see Applebloom. I......................"
DEAR JACK JUMPING ZEUS' BEARD!!!! THAT IS JUST TOO DAMNED ADORABLE!!!! HOW CAN SOMETHING THAT ADORABLE EVEN EXIST, IT'S INHUMAN (Upon reflection, you realize how idiotic that statement was since you're talking about a pony and not a human, but still...). HOW CAN THIS EVEN BE ALLOWED TO EXIST LET ALONE ANYONE SAYING NO TO IT!!!!
Confused, awed, and a little frightened that you might suffer a fatal heart attack if you keep looking at her. You look over to your left to Ghost Pinkie Pie... Hopefully she'll know what to do in this situation.
OH GOD (Every swear word imaginable) DAMNIT!!!! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW!!!???
To Jason:
Tell Applebloom that, as much as you'd love to help her earn her Cutie Mark today, you already committed to working for Applejack. Wait for her to get sad faced, then say 'However' as dramatically as you can manage. Then say that, since you are working for Applejack today, if SHE decides that the work you should be doing today involves looking after Applebloom and her friends - and if Applejack feels she can trust you to do that - then you would be more than happy to do so somewhere well away from the farm proper or any other dangerous area so that their antics won't get in anyone's way or put the three fillies in danger.
If Applejack says this is okay, do so.
If she does not, apologize to Applebloom, saying that, as a grown up, you have to live up to your commitments. Also, suggest a safer alternative option for Crusading today, such as jam skating.
How can you say no to that face? Tell Applebloom that you'd like to help as long as Applejack is on board for it. If AJ is unsure, tell her that they might try to Lumberjack without supervision and that it would be better if someone watched them and made sure they didn't get hurt. Besides you did good at chopping logs the other day, (even if you were channeling Thor) so you do have some experience.
Go lumberjacking because nothing could possibly go wrong when you and a bunch of fillies go try to cut down trees... right?
Befor you go make sure that you have apropriate work cloths on. And tell AJ that you will be back to help her later.
Besides, you should have plenty of time. It's not like someone or somepony is out to get you or anything.
Jason: Ask Applejack. You're on her time and this is her call, as cute as Applebloom is, and she is freaking adorable. So ask Applejack what she wants, if she wants to be steadfast and have them and you here, or if she wants you to go with the Crusaders and watch over them. If you stay here, do your work and try not to feel too guilty. If you go with the Crusaders... just try and make sure they don't get hurt or into trouble...
Choose A dammit! Even if you don't do your supposed work for Applejack right away you can always tell her afterwards that you were with her little sister trying to find her cutie mark, hopefully that will earn you some brownie points. Also for the love of god don't let any of the Cutie mark crusaders hurt... or else.
The cutie mark crusaders.... with axes... cutting down trees.
That's a great idea! Do it! Go lumberjacking with them. Besides, no one can resist their puppy dog eyes.
Cause we are lumberjacks and we're ok.
We sleep all night and we work all day!
Go help the CMC with being lumberjacks!!! And get yelled at by Fluttershy for harming some trees. >.>
Just watch out for falling trees and apple-stealing birds. Dem Vahrmin' Critters. But do birds even eat apples? Maybe they only did it for the worms inside. Explains the holes you kept on finding whenever you carry around said apples for the past few days. Do the worms taste like apples? Why did you ask yourself that? And why is the ghost of Pinkie looking at you expectantly?
"Say no to those puppy eyes, then your going to regret it," she said
(I need to make more room for Jason suggestions.)
Ask Applejack what to do. Hopefully she needs more help on the farm than Applebloom needs lumberjacking help.
If Applejack does tell you to go with Applebloom, suggest something safer lumberjacking for their cutie marks.
watch the cutie mark crusaders they might give you a laugh or two or some if you know what i mean
Me: Okay I'll work with Apple Ja
Me: uh...
Me: FINE I'LL WORK WITH YOU
"I.... I guess I can go with you as long as your older sister says it's okay." You say to Applebloom as you direct your attention back up at Applejack. "I mean I still have work to do today too," That seemed like the best move, hopefully Applejack will be able to get you out of this, though it doesn't even take an instant for Applebloom to spin 180 degrees and start giving her older sister the puppy dog eyes.
"Please, Applejack," she asks in THE MOST ADORABLE VOICE POSSIBLE!!! GOD DAMN IT EVERYTHING ABOUT HER JUST SCREAMS ADORABLE!!!
Applejack just looks down at her little sister with the same look of "I don't know what to say" on her face as you did. She looks down at her little sister, then back up to you, then back down at her sister, then back to you, then back down at her sister, then back to you, and you've just decided that you are going to stop making this Old Spice reference. It was getting old a long time ago.
"Well..." Applejack begins to say. Yes, this was it. She'd be able to get you out of - "Ah guess it's all right."
'Crap,' you think to yourself. You're can't even see her face right now, but you can tell that the sun just exploded in Applebloom's face again.
"But ya'll better do what 'e says an be on yer best behavior now ya hear." Applejack continues.
"Thank you Applejack!" Applebloom replies jubilantly. "And we will, don't worry." And the instant she says that last part, she spins around 180 degrees to face you again at a speed that Pinkie Pie would say is ripping her off. Turns out you were right. The smile on her face is even brighter than the sun. "Come on, Jason!" She says to you excitedly. "Ah'll meet ya over by tha barn." The moment she says those last words, she runs off towards the barn. Both you and Applejack just stare at her for a moment before all you can see of her is just a yellow and red blur. She ran fast.
With her gone, you turn your attention back to Applejack, who just smiles sheepishly back at you while trying to look everywhere else but directly at you. After a moment, she starts rubbing the back of her head and starts laughing to herself.
"Sorry about that," she says to you. You just let out a sigh.
"It's all right," you say. After all, it's not entirely her fault. You did have to open your big mouth after all.
"It's just that after last time Ah's feel a lot better if somepony was watchin 'er. Ya know, just ta make sure she don't 'urt herself."
"What happened last time?" You ask her. To that, she only looks away from you even more and starts laughing nervously again. You... think it's best not to ask. After a moment of awkward silence between you too, she speaks again.
"Don't worry," she says as she regains her former not nervous composure... You're starting to wonder what happened last time now. "Just keep an eye on 'er for me. Hell Ah'll even count it as work fer ya. T's only fair."
"Ah thanks," you say to her. "But you don't have to do that." Shockingly enough, she starts laughing nervously again at that.
"Nah nah, Ah want to. Knowin mah sister Ah'd feel bad if Ah didn't."
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Okay, now you REALLY want to know what happend last time.
-A couple minutes later-
After a couple minutes that seemed longer than you know they actually were, you and Applebloom walk on out of the barn with you carrying three axes that you're pretty sure are too big for someone as young as Applebloom to even use and a bag full of other supplies, all of which doesn't really seem that heavy all things considering.
"Come on, Jason!" Applebloom says to you with all the eagerness that only a child could muster. "This way to tha treehouse." From what she told you (and she told you a lot) while you were in the barn, she and her two friends apparently do have a clubhouse somewhere in the apple orchard, so that is where you're guessing that you are going. With that, she runs ahead of you into the orchard with you not far behind. After a moment she slows down so you can catch up with her.
The two of you then walk through the orchard with Applebloom jogging lightly by your side. Because of her shorter legs, she kind of had to to keep up with with your long strides. All the while she keeps looking up at you with that same excited look on her face.
You do realize chopping down that particular tree angered the local fairy population.... right? I mean it was their shopping mall! It's Violet Friday! There was a SALE ON PIXIE DUST!
Immediately apologize and offer to do anything the fairies want.
"You know," you say to Applebloom as you keep walking, to which she looks up and devotes all of her attention to you. "You do realize that chopping down some of these trees might anger the local fairy population right? I mean hell, I think that one there is their shopping mall, and it's Violet Friday." At that, the look on Applebloom's face suddenly changes from excited to confused in an instant.
"What?" is all she says, to which you silently laugh to yourself.
"Just kidding," you say to her. "I didn't think you'd actually fall for it."
-Meanwhile, in Canterlot Castle-
Out of nowhere, Celestia put down the book she was reading and looked forward. Her eyes went wide.
"What is it sister?" Luna asked her out of concern.
"I sense a disturbance in the force," Celestia replied. "As if Jason Morgan just tried to troll a child." At that, the look on Luna's face changed from concerned to confused.
"What?" was all she said.
-Meanwhile, back in the Sweet Apple Acres apple orchard-
"But seriously," you continue, Applebloom is still looking up at you. "Why not try something a little safer for crusading today, like say, I don't know, jam skating." You have to admit, you don't really know much about cutie marks, but even you know that lumberjacking is not something that a child should be doing without supervision.
Actually, in retrospect, now that you are thinking about it. Perhaps it was a good idea that you went with Applebloom. Something tells you that they would have done this regardless of what Applejack said to her, so it's probably better that you are here watching her. Plus, it would also helped if you kept her and her friends from catching any lumberjacking related diseases.
"We already tried that yesterday," Applebloom says to you, which makes you turn your attention back to her. "It didn't work out that well." Okay, now you are really confused. You honest to God and Zeus just made up jam skating off the top of your head. You didn't in any way expect this. What kind of things did these little fillies do on their quest for cutie marks.
Somehow, you dont' think that the jam skating was the "last time" incident that Applejack was talking about.
Well, regardless of that, the cheerful and exited look returns to Applebloom's face almost instantly as she looks back up at you.
"Come on, it's this way," she says as she leads you through some of the trees. Her previous enthusiasm returned.
"All right," you reply as you follow her through the orchard.
-PERSPECTIVE SHIFT: Applebloom-
What is this:
(Introducing a new feature in the Wake up. See this. What do? story mechanics. The perspective shift. This feature shifts control of the story from Jason Morgan to any of the other characters in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. As you are no doubt aware, there are several key players here in this show, Jason being one of them, but there is also the other members of the Mane 6, Applebloom here, Spike, and who knows who else. So, when the "PERSPECTIVE SHIFT" sign comes up, that means that the character you will be directing with your comments will be changing depending on the situation.
On, and before you ask, no, you as commenters cannot control the perspective shifts, only I, the author may do that, and any and all comments suggesting a perspective shift will be ignored. Oh, and Registered Anonymous, Gordon Freebrony, Swimming Dalek and Grey Rebl (as well as anyone else who wishes to join them) the perspective shift will not make you guys the focus of the story. Nothing changes for you guys, you are all still side characters and you'll appear in this story the same way you've always have.
The perspective shift only applies for the main story, and right now the perspective shift is changing from Jason Morgan to Applebloom, and will remain as such until the perspective shift changes it back to Jason. So yeah, for those of you that wanted control of the other ponies. Now is your chance.)
You are Applejack's liquorice headed little sister, Applebloom. Cutie Mark Crusader, proud member of the Apple family, and soon to be CUTIE MARK CRUSADER LUMBERJACK!!!
Right now you are walking through your family's apple orchard to the CMC clubhouse with your new friend, the huma-thingy Jason Morgan, who is carrying the stuff you guys are gonna need (including the Axes), and it is... AWESOME!!!!
You've never really gotten a chance to talk to Jason before, and you think he's kind of cool, and now he is coming with you, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo on your crusading adventures. You've talked about him with the other crusaders since he's been working on your family's farm and they all have tons of questions about him, and so do you. Right now though, you've got him all to yourself, and you've got tons of questions you want to ask him.
So what do you, as Applebloom, ask Jason Morgan.
What do you do?
-Meanwhile, in orbit above the planet-
*Another ship suddenly enters the planet's space. It soon sends a signal to the Dalek ship*
*On the bridge of the Dalek Flagship*
Dalek 1: Incoming transmission.
Dalek 2: Let it though.
"Hello *Happy Campers!* We have decided to put *Fingers* here because we feel another slide! We have *danced* with Daleks before, but these Daleks *smell* new! There is so many slides here! *Go! Go!* We send a *finger* to *Many Bubbles* to make *Cows!*"
((Orz from Star Control has entered the game))
From the Speakers: "Hello *Happy Campers!* We have decided to put *Fingers* here because we feel another slide! We have *danced* with Daleks before, but these Daleks *smell* new! There is so many slides here! *Go! Go!* We send a *finger* to *Many Bubbles* to make *Cows!*"
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Hacker 1: The fuck did he say?
Dalek 1: Inform Dalek Antares and The Commander.
Dalek 2: I obey.
-Meanwhile, in the brig of the Dalek Flagship-
*meanwhile in the brig of the Dalek Space ship R.A. is currently lying face down on a bed*
R.A.: ..............I'M BOOOOOOORRRRRRREEEEEEEED! Pinkie, can you talk to me and keep me entertained? I'm currently paralyzed from the neck down due to the tranquilizers and can't move to entertain myself.... pretty please?
Dalek Gaurd # 1: Who is he talking to?
Dalek Gaurd # 2: I don't know.
R.A.: ....I'm sorry for trying to break the 4th wall Pinkie... c'mon just talk to me for a little while please.... well if you can't do that for me can you scratch my back please? ITS BEEN ITCHING FOR THE PAST HOUR AND ITS UNBEARABLE!
*the two Dalek gaurds leave due to the fact that they believe R.A. is "pants on head" insane*
R.A.: ....Please anyone?
*crickets chirping in the background*
R.A.: .... *sniff* I'm sad now...
*Registered Anonymous lies on a bed face up*
Registered Anonymous: I'M BOOOOOOORRRRRRREEEEEEEED! Hey, can you talk to me and keep me entertained? I'm currently paralyzed from the neck down due to the tranquilizers and can't move to entertain myself.... pretty please?
*The two Dalek guards outside his cell remain silent.
RA: Pinke... Pinkie, I'm sorry for trying to break the 4th wall... c'mon just talk to me for a little while please.... well if you can't do that for me can you scratch my back please? ITS BEEN ITCHING FOR THE PAST HOUR AND ITS UNBEARABLE!
*Silence.
RA: *Sniff* I'm sad now...
Pinkie Pie: Ah, don't cry Registered Anonymous.
RA: PINKIE!!!
PP: Yep. It's me. *giggles*
RA: Oh... my... god.... you're....
PP: I'm not mad at you R. A. I just get kind of angry when other ponies besides me and the author, well he really isn't a pony is he buuuuuuuuut that is a conversation for another time, tries to break the fourth wall. It's why I don't like that Risen Flag pony, that and because he's a big dumb meanie. So don't be sad R.A. Just remember...
This chapter is forty two minutes late. This is unacceptable! You promised it would be updated friday, but it is clearly 12:42 a.m. SATURDAY. At least, on my end it is.
Sorry, had to give you a hard time. Now to read the chapter. If it is a joked one I swear I'm gonna-
*breaks off into unintelligible grumblings*
Well this Jason is a Human, and he mostly wears clothes, ask if he has a cutie mark at all.
If he doesn't, ask him what his special talent was in his world.
Then ask him if he has any fighting or wrestling experience, maybe you and the girls can get your cutie marks in coaching him in professional creature wrestling. You're pretty sure he could take on a Minotaur.
Not a comment here just me being bored: Meanwhile in a parallel universe on Equestria:
I'm too evil. I just posted this here because, I'm too exicited this is the game I've been waiting for like ever and I feel like sharing it.
By the way do you have steam and wish you had DOTA 2 (If you want it and don't have the invite to the beta yet) I could give you an invite to the beta. I have 6 if anyone else want's it but it will depend on what mood I'm in and I might want something done for me (maybe I might just give it to you for free hell I got the 6 invites for free) also author by the off chance you want it let me know (you have spoiled me too much in this story)
Meanwhile in this universe
somepony1: I need to figure out how making this game's alpha lag less!
Applebloom: Ask Jason absolutely EVERYTHING!!!! ... Ahem. But before everything, thank him for the cookie, so thank you to him also for coming out to supervise your lumberjacking, ask him if he's ever been lumberjacking before, and then ask him why he has hands instead of four hooves. Spike's got claws, kind of like his hands. IS HE RELATED TO DRAGONS?!?!
Damnit. My last comment was unused in the side story.
Just kidding!
Alright. Let's see how this goes:
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Applebloom, I'm your conscience.
*Applebloom, inside her head* What?
you must listen to me. Is it wise to--
*Applebloom's inner Crusader (who is all to apparent on the outside)* WHOOO HOOOO!!!! Let's cut down trees, skip and jump, maybe press wild flowers! We'll get our cutie mark in Lumberjacking! OOOHHH, ask the human if he's a lumberjack! or maybe he knows lumber jacks! Maybe you could get a cutie mark in interrogation after trying the lumberjack one! Let's do it. Maybe he even has some ideas!
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Kirk: "Right, where are we?"
Spock:"Well, captain, we are approximately two miles from our precious location."
Kirk: "So we're lost?"
Spock: "Yes, captain."
Gordon: "Nope, look! There's a gap in the trees. I smell woodsmoke! I think I can see a hut. Let's-"
A ringing noise meaning an incoming comm signal interrupted Gordon, while Kirk grabbed his communicator.
Kirk: "Kirk here, what is it?"
Ensign Chekov: "Sir, we haf transmission from Dalek fleet. They say they haf met new species, calling themselves 'Orzzz.' They want to know if we know them."
Kirk: "I-"
Gordon: "Captain! Did he say Orz?"
Chekov: "We were told Orz, yes. They spoke in cryptic language. They were constantly talking about smells. How Daleks smell new."
Gordon paled visibly, even showing through his perception-filterd body: "Captain, advise the Daleks to accept their help, but not to trust them. They- are an eccentric bunch, but they are very powerful. I have suspicions of their origins, but DO NOT search for them yourself. Those that do" *shudders* "don't ask them personal questions. Don't let them on the ship. DO NOT offend them and acquiesce if they ask you to stop any line of questioning, probing, or even talking. They may seem childish and aloof and harmless, but they could tear through our fleet like we were paper-mache."
Chekov: "Message relayed."
Kirk: "Good, signing off. Gordon, I'm going to assume you know what your talking about there. Now let's see about this cottage."
Zecora: "I hope I'm not being rude, but surely you are not trying to be crude"
*the away team jumps from her sudden appearance*
MR. TOURGE HERE, FROM TOURGE CORPORATION!! I HAVE HIJACKED THIS USER'S ACCOUNT SO I MAY SUBMIT IDEAS TO YOUR STORY!
ALSO, EXPLOSIONS!!! :cue guitar solo:
*CLANG*
...sorry about that...been playing Borderlands 2...mostly the second DLC, might have that kinda thing happen once in a while. I assure you, it's only my current insanity. That said, for Applebloom, I have some direction for our dear filly.
1.) Looking up at Jason, ask, "Say, have ya'll ever seen Lumberjacks in your home? Ah mean, we have them here in Equestria, but what are they like by you? Can you think of something they do that might help me and mah friends be better Lumberjacks?"
2.) Should he mention the theme-song for Lumberjacks, and then cleverly make a transition into eating lots of pancakes with real maple syrup on them, respond, "That sounds like a great idea, but it's not breakfast. And Ah don't think Pinkie Pie will be up for making those kinds of sweets for us anyway." The get to the clubhouse where Scoots and Sweetie are already waiting.
3.) Ask them, "Alright girls, who's ready to get their Cutie Mark in Lumberjacking today!?"
4.) Should one of them voice a desire to NOT have a cutie mark in Lumberjacking, have a moment of clarity and say, "No worries, even if none of us get our cutie mark from this, it'll still be fun. Plus, there is a theme song for lumberjacks Ah just learned from Jason, so we can sing that while we work!"
...I leave the remaining madness to you...and also, should I sta-
AND I'M BACK LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! THE TOURGE CORPORATION SHALL NOT BE SILENCED!!!
...:End transmition:..
AWE F*CK....
Ask him what the meaning of life is, then just as he's about to answer(after thinking hard and stammering), arrive at the club house and forget all about your question.
To Applebloom:
Ask Jason about all the strange voices in your head that seem to be attempting to direct your actions. They only started up when you started walking and talking with him, so maybe he knows something. Mention that they all seem to be very strange and unbalanced...except for this one.
Also, ask him about what was going on between him and Twilight, and why he wears clothes all the time.
applebloom suddly looks to the right and she see da SLENDERMAN Applebloom"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Ok Applebloom ask Jason one of these three questions:
1. What did you do for a living before coming to Equestria?
2. What are those little digits at the end of your forehooves?
3. What is your favorite kind of apple.
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*meanwhile on the Dalek Spaceship*
*the musical, uplifting tune of the Smile Song lifts the depression that was clouding R.A.'s mind and he then jumps up from the ground, strikes a pose and yells at the top of his lungs...*
R.A.: YEAH! MY STRENGTH RETURNS! Thank you Pinkie Pie for granting me two things. 1. Returning me to my normal self and 2. Letting me inadvertently break the fourth wall by summoning you here. I will be sure to dedicate a song to you during the after-party once this whole situation about Risen is resolved. *gets on hands and knees and bows deeply* Thank you again Pinkie Pie!
*meanwhile the Dalek gaurds just ignore R.A. but deep down they think that he is seriously pants-on-head insane*
ask him
were do baby humans come from? and other embarrassing questions
As Jason imagine the CMC all dressed like Axe Cop, and then laugh to yourself, knowing they won't get it.
Ask the follwoing questions:
1) What is Zeus?
2) Why do you wear shoes and what are toes?
3) Is there a possible way to travel across the sunlight forsaken earth with the equation of AC=F3 at the speed of Mach 3 whilst riding a retroactive ostrich born from the dna of a rocket cheetah and a normal virgin ostrich while the G-Force applies extreme pressures into your body and finally make the destination?
Gasp for air at that last one.
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*At headquarters
Grey Rebl: *grumble*...Where in Tatarus did I put those files? *grumble*
Operative: Director, you may need to–
GR: Not right now, I'm too busy to find your lost cat...
Operative: Director, sir! It's not that! It's from the LPIA (Las Pegasus Intelligence Agency) and the CIA! (Canterlot Intelligence Agency)
GR: Really? Is it another threat from the changlings?
Operative: No.
GR: Is it the Criminal Network?
Operative: Partly.
GR: ...Are they smuggling sexualized Wonderbolt posters again?
Operative: They are, but that's not what we're being informed of.
GR: Okay, then what?
Operative: ...I think you should see for yourself. *Puts a file on GR's desk along with a photo.*
GR: *Stops fumbling with the file cabinet, and takes a look at photo* ...What's this here? *In the photo, was a crate with a raven and it's steel wings raised towards the sun above it printed on the side.*
Operative: These were found being smuggled from Las Pegasus to Canterlot. It's contents are unknown. We tried to break into it, but it appeared to be enchanted. The only way we could open it is with a special key. One of these crates are to be sent to Intelligence Agencies all over Equestria for a collaborative effort to forcefully open it and locate it's source.
GR: ...! *Upon recognizing the symbol from the Dalek fleets database downloaded via Nana, he whipped towards the operative* Is the crate here?
Operative: Yes, sir.
GR: Send Agent Brauburn to Ponyville with the crate by train. I believe there will be an early Apple reunion. Come on, Solid Grey. Let's get you into Metal Gear... *Squirrel climbs onto his back*
Operative: You know what's going on? What is it then?
GR: Yes, I know. It's classified though. Oh, tell the Lab Ponies to ready one of our Mach 3 Ostriches for Solid Grey. He will be going in a secret mission.
Operative: But sir, the equation hasn't been proven right yet!
GR: The equation applies to a pony, we are talking about a squirrel.
Operative: *sigh* Yes, director. It will be done.
I think that a wise course of action would be to see about acquiring the equestrian form of a stealth suit.
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Dalek guard: R.A has awakened, requesting new orders.
Antares: Next stable course of action is to release R.A to hunt down the Slenderpony loose on the Caesar. Release him, and hunt down the Slender! The creature has been detected in the engine room, deploy R.A, along with several Drone Daleks.
Dalek Guard: I obey! Releasing R.A from containment unit!
*Cell opens*
Guard: You will accompany us to the engine room, and you will assist us in containing the Slender that is hiding there. Will you obey?
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Antares: Affirmative, accepting Orz requests to assist. *looks to other Dalek* Inform them of our desire to maintain peaceful relations, but inform them we do not want them onboard any of the ships. Direct them away from the Brutus, especially. The hatchlings MUST be kept safe! And He (me) is on the Brutus as well! Inform the Nero to position itself 40 balchaks above them, all available weaponry to maintain a lock-on. Take no chances.
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*R.A. shoots out of his cell while grabbing both Dalek guards and makes a mad dash towards the engine room while carrying them*
R.A: LETS GO BEAT SOME SLENDERPONY ASS!
*meanwhile with a Random hacker*
Hacker: Hmmm *looks at a PDA showing the vitals of R.A.* Seems like someones got R.A.'s adrenaline pumping all of a sudden...
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Regulus: R.A is in engine room with squadron. Initiating lockdown of engine room!
Computer of Caesar that sounds like Morgan Freeman: Engine room locked down. Repeat, engine room locked down. Engine room is now air-locked. All personnel within engine room are to locate unknown entity and capture or exterminate it.
Ask "What are those things on the end of your arm?"
Jason do you have some disease? Becuse you don't have any fur.