Wake up. See this. What do? - Part 2: Raise the Flag (comment driven story)

by RazortheAwesome

Equestrian Daily Routine

Channel Dovahkiin, you wanna eat like a nord!

After you do that proceed to channel both your inner Dohvakin cause you are one hungry mutha fucka!

channel dovaking FUS RUH DAH

Dohvakin, channel Dohvakin.

a.k.a. Dragon Born

1. Dovahkiin and King Arthur

1.) inner Dovahkiin and Solid Snake

As... As awesome as it would be to channel your inner Dovahkiin (or Dragonborn if you prefer), you think that doing so would not necessarily be a good idea, and it really wouldn't be.

There are a few reasons for this.

1.) Channeling fictional characters doesn't actually give you their abilities or powers, it just makes you instinctively react to situations and overcome problems like they would. The best example of this was when Pinkie Pie had you tied to a table in Sugarcube Corner. At the time, you were channeling Alex Louis Armstrong and tried to use your awesome muscles and strength to try and break the table you were tired to. Since you WERE NOT Alex Louis Armstrong however, that worked about as well as you would expect (the table didn't even budge). Just because you were channeling Alex Louis Armstrong doesn't mean you got his incredibly strength. At the end of the day, you are still Jason Morgan.

2.) Since The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim is an RPG, the Dovahkiin is kind of a non character. He has no unique personality or set character traits, or even appearance, as every aspect of that is defined by the player. So really, the character of the Dovahkiin only is who the player wants him to be. He's not like Solid Snake where he has a defined personality and set of skills.

3.) The only really unique trait you would get out of channeling the Dovahkiin would be the dragon voice, but since we already established that YOU DO NOT GET THE POWERS OF THE CHARACTERS YOU CHANNEL, you wouldn't be able to do the voice even if you wanted to while channeling him. Which is a shame cause it would be awesome if you could go around FUS RO DAH'ing people... or ponies in this case.

So yeah. As awesome as it would be if it worked that way, you're not going to channel the Dovahkiin.

Character slot 1: the 10th Doctor pre-rose losing

Character slot 2: King Aurthur (Monty python and the holy grail)

2. Channel The Doctor and King Arthur

Channel dr who then find out what you can about risen flag something about him is still bothering you.

1. Channel the Doctor and King Arthur.

Character Slot 1: The Doctor

1. Dovahkiin and King Arthur

Step 5:Channel King Arthur (Monty Python)

Since channeling the Dragonborn is out. You decide to put The Doctor back into your first character slot.

Character slot 1: The Doctor

His intelligence, problem solving skills, and ability to deal with aliens species has served you well in the past. Plus, it helped you out in other ways you didn't expect. You're not entirely sure, but you think you might have invented the banana daiquiri here in Equestria. So with that logic, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Also since you didn't specify which doctor you wanted, then by default you go with the latest doctor, which has the combined memories and experiences of all of them. So yeah, that should help you out quite a bit.

For your second character option, you decide to go with the great king of England himself, King Arthur.

Character slot 2: King Arthur

You were really inspired when you saw his sword in Celestia's vault, so you decide to give channeling him a try. Other than his amazing leadership skills and the ability to use that sword (which is still in Celestia's treasure vault by the way), you're not quite sure what this will give you, but hey, it might turn out to be a good choice.

Also since you don't specify which iteration of King Arthur you want, you're not sure what you'll get, but its not like it could go wrong. Hell, it might even let you channel ALL of them. Which is most likely the case.

So, with that done you're set with.

Character slot 1: The Doctor

Character slot 2: King Arthur

********* slot 3: *Ability locked*

You know, ever since you've started using this "fictional character channeling" system, you can't help but wonder exactly how in the bloody hell it works. Sure, you know it doesn't give you the abilities of the character, but like with The Doctor loophole, you've found ways to exploit it before, or just even ignore it completely in some cases.

So yeah, you keep wondering how the hell this even works.

Put on your clothes. Ever since you ended up in Equestria, you've never felt completely safe without clothes.

Next, do your usual morning thing; Make breakfast, coffee, etc.

Now that you're fed and caffeinated, there's one question you have to ask: Can you channel ponies? They're fictional from your point of view, but you may be unable to.

Well first of all get dressed, just because the locals don't constantly wear clothes doesn't mean you shouldn't.
With that done, cook some scrambled eggs to get a little protein in your diet, you've had nothing but veggies and fruits and pastries for God knows how long thanks to these herbivores.

Eggs are the only remotely meaty thing they got (Which they do have because how else would they make cakes and other sweets ?)

Put on some god forsaken pants,

Step one: Get dressed

have breakfast.

1. Get dressed.

3. Make breakfast for you, Bon Bon, and Lyra.

2. Get Dressed
3. Make breakfast for three

2. Put on some pants

4. Get breakfast

First step: Get breakfast.

Step 1: Get dressed.
Step 2: Breakfast!

You decide that such questions are better pondered after (or during probably) some breakfast. So, with that in mind, you get up off of Lyra and Bon Bon's couch and throw on some pants. Hey, just because these ponies go around naked all the time doesn't mean you're going to. Plus, given all that's happened, you've never really felt safe without clothes. Either way though, you have pants on now.

You then make your way over to the kitchen, and THE ABSOLUTE FIRST thing that you do is make some coffee. You're not the only one who drinks it in this house. Once that is done you head over to the fridge and look inside. You kind of have to admit, you've been kind of missing the taste of meat (and when you get back home the first thing you're gonna do is grab a cheeseburger somewhere) since you got here. Not that you're complaining, but still, you miss it, and as herbivores, they don't have any.

You do notice that they have some eggs however, which you thought was strange at first, but then again, they do make things like cakes, cookies, and waffles, and other things that do require eggs, so you guess it does make some sense. Then again, with them being herbivores, you're not sure if they ever tried to eat the eggs themselves. You're not even sure what they'll think of you for doing that.

You decide not to let that worry you. You've already told them that you eat meat anyway (and they were okay with it so long as you didn't eat ponies, which you don't... not in any way...), so its not like they will be completely shocked. Lyra actually found it kind of fascinating that you eat meat for some reason.

Anyway, you take out a couple of eggs and start scrambling them as the coffee finishes. You also throw in some toast while you're at it. As you're busy making eggs, your mind goes back to your fictional character system.

Can you channel ponies? They're fictional from your point of view, but you may be unable to.

One of the things you wonder about is whether or not you can channel ponies. They aren't exactly fictional since you are living right here in a world with them currently, but they are kind of fictional in your point of view. Actually, that point is kind of hard to argue when you can physically touch you. As well as... do other things... with you...

Plus, it's not like any of the ponies you've met have useful skills that you can use anyway.

I wonder what happens if you channel a character in both slots.......

You also start to wonder what would happen if you channeled the same character in both slots. You suppose that would be rather pointless, since all you would basically be doing is channeling the same abilities twice, which does nothing really. Part of you thinks that you might become that character, but you know that's impossible. At the end of the day, you are still Jason Morgan, and you don't really want to be anyone else.

Then there is that third character slot...

4. Ask Ghost Pinkie Pie how to unlock third fictional character slot.

"I'll ascend,

And venture forth,

And drop the pulse,

Elysium."

The Ghost of Pinkie Pie suddenly sings out of nowhere. Actually, can you really call her a ghost, cause Pinkie Pie is still around and...

"Hail the days,

Of fire and thunder,

Pinkie shooting,

Lightning bombs."

Ah screw it, you'll never get an answer to that. Although, she is only a figment of your imagination, something that exists in the dark recesses of your mind. If that's the case then... Well, it can't hurt to ask.

"Light us all up,

Pinkamena,

Blasting o-."

"Hey, Pinkie," you say to her, interrupting your song. She immediately stops singing and looks straight at you.

"Yes, Jason."

"You wouldn't happen to know how to unlock that third fictional character slot would you?" You know that asking her this is a long shot, but what the hell. She just stares at you blankly for a few moments, not moving or blinking. She's just a floating head of Pinkie Pie looking at you with those big blue eyes. After a few moments, she closes her eyes and puts on her classic "Pinkie smile" as she answers your question.

"I have no idea," she says.

"Figures," you say in response. Somehow you knew that was what she was gonna say. You don't let it bother you though and return to your eggs as ghost Pinkie Pie returns to her singing.

After a few minutes, you serve yourself some nice scrambled eggs, toast, and coffee. You had to admit, they were quite good. Just as you start eating, you watch Lyra walk into the kitchen.

5. Laugh at Lyra's 'bed-mane'

2.) laugh at Lyra's bed-mane

"Morning, Jason," Lyra says as she walks in sounding like a zombie. Or like a pony whose just barely woken up. Either one works.

"Morning... Lyra," you kindly say in response. It takes all of your considerable willpower to resist laughing at Lyra's bed hair... mane.... whatever, you're still not entirely used to that. It wasn't the bed mane itself that got you, no not at all. You've seen Lyra wake up with bed manes before, but this.... there was only one possible way she could have gotten a bed mane like this.

While under normal circumstances you would not breech the subject, but since you know Lyra would if your positions were reversed.

"So..." you say to her while trying to hold back laughing, and barely failing. Lyra just walks over and serves herself some coffee. "How was Bon Bon last night?" Lyra doesn't answer, instead, she plops herself down at the kitchen table, drinks her coffee, and asks you a question as she looks right at your food.

"Um... what are you eating?" At that you stop trying to hold back laughter, cause it's all just left you. Turns out you were right. Ponies have never seen eggs prepared like this.

-One breakfast and slightly awkward conversation later-

Step one: Get dressed

Also be happy. I mean dang it man, no one's out to get you that you know of, Twilight's in Canterlot with the Princess, you're crashing with friends, just be happy!

Now get up and Walk the Dinosaur! Take a shower and sing while you do so! Get dressed and go down to breakfast with a spring in your step! Then cheerfully go out to help Applejack on the farm because dang it life is good and you're safe as can be!

As far as you know.

Go get ready, maybe have a shower, get some clothes on

Ok first off take a shower it will add +25 to your current awareness of your surroundings.

2. Put on some pants
3. Do the safety dance

Second Step: Take shower.
Third Step: Get dressed.
Fourth Step: Get to work you you lazy idjit. (and yes, I intentionally spelled Idiot wrong)

Step 3: Equipment check, make sure you have your knife!

After breakfast and a short conversation with Lyra in which you had to explain to her what scrambled eggs were and how you prepared them (also that this is common for humans), you head upstairs to take a shower, passing Bon Bon who is coming downstairs with a bed mane just as bad as Lyra's as you do.

Your shower goes really quick, and oddly enough, you felt the urge to sing the Safety Dance as you did. You have absolutely no idea why. Really, you are just incredibly happy. No one's out to get you anymore, Twilight is in Canterlot hopefully trying to get you home, and you're crashing with some awesome friends. You've got nothing to worry about at all. It was one hell of an adventure you went through, but by the beards of Odin and Zeus you made it out all right.

After your shower you get your actual work clothes on. Your worker jeans, your red shirt, and your workman's boots of course. After that, you run an equipment check, just to make sure you have everything.

Items in your possession:

-Knife (secured nicely in a holster around your belt)

-Compass

-Notepad and pen

-Crayons

-Some spare bits from Lyra

Yeah, you are pretty sure that is everything. You should be good to go.

Just as you walk downstairs however...

"HE ATE WHAT!!!???" You hear Bon Bon shout from the kitchen.

"It's a human thing," you hear Lyra respond. "Humans are omnivores, remember? They don't just eat plants like we do." Right as you pass by the kitchen, Bon Bon suddenly turns to look at you, and within an instant, she is right in front of you.

"Jason, did you really fry up some raw eggs and eat them?"

"Yeah," you reply while trying not to laugh at her obvious 'bed mane,' "Is that a problem?"

"Well, no," Bon Bon replies, albiet a bit nervously, as was her want. "But it's just um... umm.... weird. It's not really something that I think ponies would have ever tried to do." You suppose you can kind of understand that.

"Will it be a problem if I do that every once in a while?" you ask her just to be safe.

"Well... no..." she replies. "But it's..."

"Oh lighten up Bonnie," Lyra says as she walks over and puts her hoof around Bon Bon's neck. "It's not that bad. Actually, I think I might wanna try some now." You watch as all the color from Bon Bon's face drains instantly upon hearing that.

"Anyway," you say to the two of them in an effort to get out of this awkward situation as quickly as possible. "I'm gonna head over to Sweet Apple Acres. I still got work to do there after all. I'll see you guys later."

"Bye, Jason," Lyra says to you. Bon Bon just remains silent.

"Bye Lyra, Bye Bon Bon," you say as you walk out the door and close it behind you.

You walk outside and take in a HUGE breath of fresh air. Every time you walk out into Ponyville you still can't quite believe just how nice it is. The sky is blue, there aren't any clouds in it, the sun is shining. It is an absolutely beautiful day.

You've still got a bit of time before you have to be at Sweet Apple Acres. You can either go straight there or walk around for a little bit. But if you do that, you have to decide where to do (and what ponies you'll meet).

So... it's a brand new day.

What do you do?

-Meanwhile, in orbit far above Equestria-

Quick authors note:

This is a message for SwimingDalek98, Gordon Freebrony, Registered Anonymous, Grey Rebl, and anyone who may decide to join them in what they are doing. I've done some thinking about this and this is how this is going to work. Since you all are officially part of the story now, anything that you say or talk about in the comments isn't going to apply unless I say so. Basically, they will work like regular comments. For example, when I showed Slenderman in the computers and one of you says something like "Find Slenderman" Unless I specifically use the comment "Find Slenderman" in the story, then it won't apply. Basically, you can only find Slenderman if I allow the comment and use it. Your conversations, plans, and everything else basically work the same as regular comments now, and they will only apply to the story if I say they do. Sorry it has to work this way, but I have to be fair to the story and everyone else. So yeah... Plus, if I let you solve everything like this. It would be too easy. :D

Also if there is no section of the story featuring your characters, I will just post which of your comments will apply in future chapters. If I don't post anything relating to you guys, then just assume that none of your comments were accepted (which is unlikely but yeah...). Again, sorry it has to work this way but yeah.

"So, tell me again, what is this thing exactly?"

"It is a perception filter. It influences the-"

"Oh for god's sake just let me explain it. Seriously, it's hard to listen to you guys sometimes."

Commander of the Reformed Dalek Empire: Swimming Dalek

Name: Swimming Dalek (code name)
Short Description: Likes swimming (doi), Italian food (seriously, don't get between me and a pasta.... you will regret it), and space (space, space, I like space... I'M IN SPACE!)
Weapon of Choice: When the Reformed Dalek Empire isn't backing me up, I use a pair of Wild West-style dueling pistols which have ammo lined with spikes, embedding them in enemy flesh
Gear: Dalekanium-based armor (+ 800 to defense)
Heavy coat (+ 50 to Intimidation)
iPod with earbuds shaped like tiny little Daleks ships (+ 700 to I-don't-give-a-fuck-what-you're-talking-about)
Deck of Cards (- 80 to Boredom)
Traits: ADHD (able to process information faster, and formulate plan of attack faster, and annoy others in social situations)
Glutton (eats food surprisingly quick)
Sarcasm King (insults form better)
Special Perk: Empathy (form alliances and friends faster)

"It's called a perception filter. It doesn't change your actual appearance, but it will influence the brainwaves of whomever or whatever is looking at you so that you will appear however you want to them. For example." *tinkers with the device a little* "See?"

"Oh my god... you're actually a-"

"A pony, yes I know." *turns device off* "This one is set to make you appear as if you are ponies. You won't actually turn into ponies, but whomever is looking at you will see you as one. Here you try it." *Gives it to him.*

*Turns it on* "Well Spock, how do I look?"

"It would appear that Commander Swimming Dalek's description of the device's function was accurate captain. In my eyes, and I assume in Commander Dalek's eyes as well, you now appear as if you are a member of the native species of the planet below us. In other words, you appear as if you are a pony."

*One of the hackers and a scientist dalek approach

"Commander. We have integrated the AI we have received from-"

"We took the AI those ponies from Appaloosa sent us and integrate it into the ships computers."

Artificial Intelligence Program of the Appaloosa Intelligence Agency

Name: Type2 - OV, AKA Borealis Antanana
Gear and Weapons: Varies from the Machinery the AI possesses. ( N/A)
Traits: Humor and Curiosity Functions ( +50 Friendship, +40 Intelligence). Clarity Amidst the Battle ( +100 Intelligence, +75 Support, designed to give info even in the heat of battle). Artificial Ghost ( Physical Attacks or Elements would not be effective) Creative Inventor ( Could make anything out of anything).
Special Perk: After numerous encounters with Slenderpony, and careful analysis, the AI is able to move around in the form of an EM wave (Move through walls and possess machines, ect).

"My systems are on and fully functional. The Appaloosan Intelligence Agency is at your command."

"Thank you."

*Someone else pops his head out from behind some machinery in the distance.

"I wonder what's in here?"

Leader of the human hacker team: Registered Anonymous

Name: Registered Anonymous
Short Description: Likes being... anonymous. Likes bashing things across the face with a nine iron. Can bake cookies like a bawse.
Weapon of Choice: A magical nine iron that was forged by golf dwarves of the second era of the internet.
Gear: Wide brimmed hat (+10 to defense)

Anonymous Mask ( +100 to defense, +75 to attack, +50 to Agility, Allows wearer to dodge most melee attacks at a 25% success rate per attack)

Trench Coat (+20 to defense)

Nokia Cellphone Bullet Proof Suit (Reduces all incoming damage by 65%)

Military Grade Gloves (+35 to defense, +10 to attack)

Military Grade Boots (+40 to defense, +5 to attack, +25 to agility)
Traits: Relentless Determination (+100 to will power)
Hard to Keep a Good Man Down ( 85% chance of getting back up instantly if knocked down or defeated)
Ain't Afraid of Nuthin' (+100 to courage)
Special Perk: Anonymous Mindset (+1000 to Unpredictability)

"*sigh* Sorry Swimming, Registered Anonymous is... well, he's nuts."

"I can see that."

"Yeah, he's good at what he does, but he's just unpredictable sometimes."

"WHERE ARE YOU!!??" *runs away*

"Right now he things there is something wrong with our computers and he's *inhales* 'Trying to find it so he can talk with it over some cookies and tea'."

"I see. Is there anything wrong with your systems?"

"No, not that we can find. Everything is working as it should, and with the Appaloosan AI we should be able to run system checks and establish communications much faster and more efficiently."

"All right, well have it run a diagnostics check just to make sure. We'll run a sweep through out own systems as well."

"All right, sounds good."

"Captain, if you don't-"

"I understand, sir."

*Kirk and Spock turn to leave while Swimming Dalek leaves with the hacker and Scientist class Dalek*

"Captain, if we are going to organize an away team then might I advise that we do not bring any more high tech equipment other than what we need onto the planet. The residents of this planet are-"

"I know Spock, and I agree with you. We won't bring anything other than what we need. If we run into any problems we can just have Scotty beam us back up to the ship. Right now though, you and I have to have a talk with someone important."

"Who would that be sir?"

"The fourth member of our away team."

-A few minutes later, at the Enterprise holding cells-

*Kirk and Spock walk in*

"You..."

*Person in cell turns to look at them*

(Former) Crew member of the USS Enterprise: Gordon Freebrony

Name (and Title) Evolved Ensign Gordon Freebrony of the Starship Enterprise.
Short description: Once ensign, now one-man-army, Gordon Freebrony is still a member of Starfleet, albeit he has become a lone wolf. The Enterprise will lend him and the rest of the army support throughout the missions.
Weapon of Choice: Crowbar +5 (+500 to baddassedness, 2d20 of bludgeoning damage, plus morale damage to opposing armies [they are being beat up by a crowbar for Celestia's sake.])
Gear:
Armored suit, (immunity to bullets, lacerations, abrasions, and damage below neck. Vulnerability in head)
Crowbar
Massive amounts of bullets and guns, rarely used, including 9mm handgun, MP5 with grenade launcher attachment, RPG, 12 gauge shotgun (8 shots), .356 Magnum revolver, a phaser pistol
10 Grenades.
5 satchel charges.
Special traits:
Badass: 50% chance to cause fear into enemies when charging into battle
Support: Gets periodical random drops from orbiting starship.
One Man Army: Gets +100 to all attacks when outnumbered and with one or less additional people in party.
Special Traits:
Fearlessly Intelligent: Immunity to Fear and all mind-affecting spells and affects, 65% chance to instantly solve a practical or scientific problem.
Ability Scores:
Strength: 15 (+6)
Dexterity: 16 (+3)
Constitution: 18 (+5)
Intelligence: 17 (+7)
Wisdom: 11 (+0)
Charisma: 14 (+3)
(the parenthesized +'s are addons from armor and gear, not pluses to combat and other scenarios)

"Yes, Captain."

"You brought us here. Now you're going to help us figure out why."

Author's Note:

And with this, we truly begin.

Status: Edited

Blazewings thunder: 4
Masterweaver: 2
somepony1: 1

Comments

[BrownDog77]

Well you did say it was a brand new day, sing this while walking to Sweet Apple Acres

[Tatsurou]

Go to Sweet Apple Acres and work. Ask Applejack if there is anypony in Ponyville who would qualify as a psychic or having awareness of the supernatural beyond basic magical abilities. Phrase the question in whatever way gets you an answer that directs you to somepony useful. When you meet the useful pony, ask them about the strange feeling you got from Risen Flag.

At some point, go to the library and ask Spike to help you investigate Twilight's papers to see if you can find anything as to why she wanted to make a centaur.

Later, ask Spike to help you send a letter to Celestia, mentioning the strange feeling you got from Risen Flag, as well as whatever you learn from Twilight's papers.

[That Pegasus Over There]

Head over to Sweet Apple Acres singing a song as you do.

[Lucky Alchemist]

Aww but I did specify which doc and king aurthor
Ah well, anyway
1) as you pass though town a Australian, buff stallion shouts randomly about selling, weapons, head ware, and keys to his companies Crates which are randomly hidden everywhere, just to make sure he doesn't add you to the list of endangered animals that he keeps yelling on about (amazingly not attracting fluttershy, to get her knives), you buy a key just to get him off your back (and maybe large duffel bag bulging of American dollar bills for only 4.99 bits, why he had that you don't know).
2) You haul ass over to Sweet apple acres to help rebuild the barn from a CMC accident, where all they will tell you is that it involved a bag of ice, a few bottles of glue, and a badger. (tree sap may or may not be on the fillies)
3) All of a sudden a Midget unicorn in a black gas mask pops out of no were. "You like to play castlevania... your a cautious person, you save your game a lot!" All of a sudden you hear the hind that has plagued you for a while in the distance, all of a sudden a sniper round goes through the Psycho pony's head. After staring for a few moments in horror, he physically fades while the hind gets closer. As it is directly over you, the pony is gone. You hear a crackle of a microphone, "F*CK YOU MANTIS NOT HERE AND NO CONTROL PORT 2 TO SAVE YOU NOW! ALSO YOU STILL WILL NEVER BE AS COOL AS ME SCRUB!" you hear snake shout as he gives high-fives to the pilots, Jesus (not the gardener) and Discord, as they fly away. With a banner attached to the rear of the Hind that has a middle finger plain to see. No one was around to see or hear that.

[SwimmingDalek98]

Me: Alright, I'm going to look at the newborn Daleks on the hatchery ship Brutus. One minute, please.

*goes in tiny ship to Brutus*

Me: Aww, wook at da wittow Dawek babies! *incoherent gibberish triggered by presence of small cute animals*

Eternal Dalek: I don't get payed enough for this...

[Registered Anonymous]

Ok here is what you do: You start singing Zippity-Do-Da Zippity-Day all the way over to Sweet Apple Acres alright? And once you get there find Applejack and get to work. Also again watch for any creepy ass clown ponies.

~~~~~~~~

*meanwhile in the Dalek spaceship*

R.A.: ...... *R.A. finishes reading the latest chapter of Wake Up. See This. What Do? Part 2 on his Droid after running around like a crazy guy* ....Everyone on this ship thinks I'm crazy now in the story... *head turns slowly with audible creaking to the point where he appears to be staring in some random direction to the normal observer, but is actually looking at the fourth wall, but more specifically the guy sitting behind it*

*R.A. gives the fourth wall and the guy behind said fourth wall a glare (as much of a glare as a guy with a mask on could muster) that says "You're next after this current incident I'm in blows over."*

R.A.: *sighs and tosses my droid over my shoulder. There is an audible cat screech that comes from behind soon after the phone was thrown.* Oh well there goes my fun for the rest of the day or until the plot on this ship gets rolling again... wait a minute... I just came up with the most ingenious idea ever!

*10 minutes later*

Hacker: Uh R.A. why are you in a shopping cart full of Daleks and a random Redshirt and why am I currently tapping you with my smartphone instead of strengthening the Dalek forces?

R.A.: Because my little hacking friend... "WELCOME TO JACKASS!" *manages to push the shopping cart over the edge of a conveniently placed downward slope of pipes*

Hacker: This can't possibly end well at all.

*I'll let your imaginations guess what happens afterwards although I will say that the Redshirt isn't going to make it.*

[Russian Brony]

Go to Sweet Apple Acres and see if Applejack needs some help. And when you get to Sweet Apple Acres you should ask if you can borrow one of their axes or a pitchfork, it would be advantageous to upgrade your arsenal.

[Allsmiles]

Hmmm... Hey Jason, why don't you go to Sugarcube Corner? You have some extra bits from Lyra, spend them on something sweet, like a cupcake! Or a donut! Or something bigger depending on the actual value of Equestrian currency. Anyways get something sweet and yummy before you go to the Orchard! You deserve a treat after everything you've been through.

[dovapony78]

nice troll Razor

[GordonFreebrony]

Well then, Captain, let's get this show on the road.
Acquired: Perception Filter
Send us to Ponyville!

*teleporter beam sends the perception-filtered team to the ruined Castle in the Everfree*

DAMNIT! I SAID PONYVILLE!!

"Es-I mean, Mr. Freebrony, there is no need for this. Remember there was some interference with the teleporters. It's surprising we actually landed on the planet." Kirk said, "You should have put more thought into this."

Eh... hehehehehe....

"Captain, I believe I know which direction to go." Spock said, holding a Tricorder. His blue Earth pony from somehow managing to keep a hold of it. "I found a center of immense, yet harmless, radiation. This way." Spock led them off over a bridge and into the forest.

-A few minutes later-
"Captain, from what I've heard from our former ensign here, it is amazing that our fleet has yet to be detected by this" Spock stops, giving a sidelong glance to Gordon, before continuing, "Princess Luna. She seems to be able to control the orbit of the moon to some degree, and can create artificial meteor showers. If that is possible, which logically, it should not be, than she must hold power over enough technology to easily sense our ships."

"Don't worry about it, Spock!" Kirk replied, somewhat joyous at the beauty found in the planet around him, "I'm sure it will turn out for the best."

"That is highly illogical"

(IDC what you decide to do with that mini conversation, or even if you decide to include it. But it does raise some interesting questions, does it not?)
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Too bad I can't give ideas to Jason now. Ah well. Unless I read it wrong. Still, I'm in the story now! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Omni]

I agree with BrownDog77.

[GordonFreebrony]

Also, (And I don't know if Swimming Dalek or Registered Anonymous are game with this, nor even if Razor will agree to this, but) if any of you out there want my character or the enterprise to do something specific, just reply to one of my comments and I MAY, if I like it and it makes sense in the story, write a comment causing them to do just that. Keyword: MAY.

[Changeling-Drone]

i am so confused curse the fact that i hate star trek

[vinylsketch]

Lick sugarcube corner!2

[KenSES64]

Walk to Sweat Apple Acres while playing some RPG traveling music in your head.

[Grey Rebl]

2707253 Did I miss something to NOT be included inside those parentheses? Oh, well. I never got involved in your comments before, so I guess It's understandable. Anyways, onto my part of this sidestory-that-might-not-be-official.

*Meanwhile, at the bridge of the Dalek ship.*
Video chat: Online Connection: Yellow
*A real-time video of Me, an earth pony wearing glasses with a brown coat and grey mane, appears in the command center screen.*

Me: Finally! The beacon has finally been downloaded into the ship's systems and we could finally communicate without any delays that takes days! Plus, with voice chat, I don't have to worry about typing! Typing with only pens tied to hooves is hard as it is. I'm getting a great deal of data and the scientist down here are ready for anything! So, Nana, how are you, and what is our situation? I thought our connection would be green.
Nana (the AI's nickname of her actual name): I'm fine- no, incredible! This ship runs cleaner than what is back at home. Compared to home, this ship is like a Canterlotian castle! The technology here is advanced, too! I wonder what pony lives would be like wi-
Me: Now, now. Nana, you know we can't introduce it to Equestria. These are creations of destruction, and we can't let it go to the wrong hooves, wether Equestrians are good or not.
Nana: *sigh* I know, I know... But still...
Me: About our connection.
Nana: Everything is running fine to me, but we are already running a diagnosis check throughout the whole ship, so the results should be displayed onto your electronic box any moment now.
Some crew member: I think you mean "computer".
Nana: Electronic box, computer; whatever.
Me: While we are at it, may I ask why your console runs on cookie dough?
Nana: ...Err *Scan Complete!* The scans done! *Activates Holograpic Status display* See? Our problem is just- *Shows red dots all over holographic display of the ship, and warning signs rapidly on the command screen* -everywhere...
Me: Oh dear...
Crew Member: We are going to need R.A's team for this...

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*Incoming call from one of R.A's hackers*
Nana: And speak of the devil. Permission to accept call?
Crew member: Granted
*Hacker's avatar appears*
Hacker: Command, we need to borrow a few Medic Daleks down at Sector 7, Aisle 2. Apparently R.A decided to ride down a set of pipes with a cart full of Daleks like a jackass.
Crew member: Is he wearing a red shirt?
Hacker: Yes, and came out unscathed.
Crew member: AW COME ON! *Everyone looks at him* I-I mean, that's good. Anyway, we need his team, stat.
Nana: How did I not notice he changed the pipes? *sigh* And here I thought I would be completely away from the crazies... At least the crew members are sane. It also narrows down one complication...
Me: Ha! Maybe this campaign is more than just paper work after all!
Nana: Your not helping!

(Dang, I think I out done myself and made this comment WAY too long. Oh, and by the way: Borealis Antenna's Current Vessel Possessed, Dalek ship. +5000 Firepower, +1000 awareness, +5000 Defense.)

[GordonFreebrony]

2708039
Oops, sorry, I kinda forgot about your AI system. hehe...
Also, there is no way that comment is too long. You should see the battle I'm having with Paddle Steamer and The Unknown Pony on Paddle Steamer's story. It is... Well, let's just say one of the comments is long enough to make into a story and submit it to FIMfiction. Not to mention the mile long Comment train following it.

[Registered Anonymous]

2708039

Eh not bad in my opinion.

~~~~~~~~

*Message from R.A. pops up on the computer that is addressed to Nana*

I heard you need some of my hackers to help you with some computer troubles. I'll have them there in 10 minutes. I'll be there in 3 to start helping. P.S. I am NOT crazy. P.S.S. Don't worry I'm still fine after the crash P.S.S.S. Got any spare cookie dough? I need to bake some cookies.

With love, R.A.

*Message from one of R.A.'s hackers pops up soon afterwards*

DO NOT and I repeat DO NOT LET R.A. ANYWHERE NEAR THE COMPUTERS AT THE BRIDGE. LOCK THE DOORS IF YOU MUST JUST DON'T LET HIM INSIDE! And if he does get inside try shooting the breeze with him that'll keep him busy till we get there.

[Grey Rebl]

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Nana: we got two replies, one from R.A and one from one of his hackers.
Crew member: Er... Put them both on display.
*Reads, and all the crew members panic*
Some crew member: Quick! lock all openings to this room, Including air vents and pipes!
Grunt crew member: On it! Someone give me duct tape!
Me: What's going on?
Crew member: Shits about to happen! That's going on! AI system, activate the breeze and station lockdown!
Some crew member: How did he know?!
Nana: Adding additional door locks... and activating breeze...
*Hiss~ CLANK*
Some crew member: Nana- AIthingyorwhatever- I have an idea, and I'm going to need some of the cookie dough from your console if this is going to work!
Nana: Wow, rude much? *extracts cookie dough*
Me: As funny the situation is, I actually don't wanna know what will happen if he gets near your console...
Nana: *surprised by the directors change of demeanor*
Me: But seriously, why is does console run on cookie dough?
Nana: *EM wave facehoof*
Some crew member: Okay, everybody listen. If all fails then I try to convince him to go to the kitchen and make cookies with this "special" cookie dough. Anyone got any better ideas though? *everyone shooks their heads* Oooh boy, I hope this works.
Grunt crew member: I don't want my data destroyed! *sobs*
Rookie crew member: Can anyone tell me what happens if he somehow gets in?
Crew member: YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW!!

[Registered Anonymous]

2708413

*R.A. pops open a ventilation system grate in the ceiling and pops his head through it into the bridge room*

R.A.: Sup guys?

*R.A. then drops from the ceiling into the room*

R.A.: Can one of you random individuals point out as to where a certain Nana is? I have some things I have to say to her and only her.

[Grey Rebl]

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Some crew member: *stood frozen, unable to carry out his plan*
Grunt crew member: How did I missed that?, he thought.
All crew members:...
Nana: Eh-heheh?
Me: Well, hello there! You must that Registered Anonymous everypony has been going crazy about! My, your quite a classy chap! *Behind the screen, he typed an SOS message and sended it to all personnel* Oh, and we have the sudden hunger for some bawsse cookies. Would you mind baking us some with that "special" cookie dough that guy over there is holding? *nervous smile*
Some crew member: *Holds out cookie dough*

[Registered Anonymous]

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R.A.: Oh hello to you to kind sir and sure I'll bake you all the best damn cookies you have ever tasted in the whole damn universe! Although I'll do that AFTER I first talk to Nana first.

*R.A. proceeds to make his way over to Nana's console*

R.A.: Hello Nana! So you are this A.I. I have just heard about and who apparently thinks I'm crazy. *R.A. then gets his face real close to the console and whispers* Here's a little secret for ya... I'm NOT crazy.

[Grey Rebl]

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Everyone: *derped with Some crew member dropping his arms with mixed emotions*
Rookie:...That's it? Well what was there to worry about?
Nana and Me: Mister Anonymous, your so... you.

[Registered Anonymous]

2708605

R.A.: Unpredictable? Yes I am, and now that formalities are out of the way... *pulls out a sledgehammer from nowhere* Where's your computer problem?

*desperate knocks and banging are heard from the bridge main door*

Random Hacker: Let us in quick before he does something stupid!

[Grey Rebl]

2708637
*Everyone, and pony, panics*
Nana: Removing door locks! Finishing in 5...
Some crew member: *Throws cookie dough and lands on R.A's mask, attempting to blind him*
Nana: 4... *Click*
Rookie crew member: Holy shit!
Nana: 3... *Hiss*
Crew member: Hold him until help arrives! *Tackles R.A*
Nana: 2... *Clank*
Grunt crew member: No one touches my data! *Holds R.A down*
Nana: 1... *Wrrrr...*
Me: How many mechanism does a supported door has?!
Nana: *grumble* 0...
*Nothing happened as the Crew member and R.A struggled to take away the sledgy from each others grasp, grunting*
Nana: Huh, I guess I miscounte-
*Swisshh... Opens*
Random Hacker: GET HIM!!

[Registered Anonymous]

*R.A. manages to get up with the 3 crew members hanging on him with the cookie dough still on his face*

R.A.: Wow you guys are a frisky bunch! *hears the random hacker yell and recognizes it* Oh hey guys lets get started on fixing this compu- *suddenly seven blow darts embed themselves into R.A.'s neck* -ter..... oh crap I'm falling! *falls face first onto the ground not moving* ...Uh guys... I can't move... a little help here?

Random Hacker: That should keep him incapacitated for like.... *does calculations in his head and then sighs* ten minutes... maybe less... dammit and that's seven tranquilizers with each enough to put down an elephant for a day! Alright you three crew members drag his sorry ass to his bunk room we'll take care of things here.

[Grey Rebl]

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Crew Members: Okay/Y-yes, sir/Phew.../Thank The Lord! *Preceeds to do what they are told. Daleks who got the SOS message came to help, just in case*

Random Hacker: *turns to Nana and I* Sorry for the trouble. He's an asset to the campaign, I know that, but I sometimes have trouble believing myself. You two can relax, we can take it from here. It's going to take a while though...
Me: Well, he was... exciting to say the least.
Nana: Seven darts? How was that even possible?
Random Hacker: The scientist Daleks said those exact same five words, and after a dozen... loose experiments, the only answer they got were the cookies. And even that brought more questions than answers. The only positive we got from it was that the cookie dough will be used to create the new super-advanced armor for our enhanced super-soldier Dalek, with the condition that R.A names the new Dalek for the cookie dough.
Me: Explains a little bit of why Nana's console run on cookie dough. What did He name the new Dalek?
Random Hacker: Master Chief.
Nana: If AIs' are even capable of having feelings, why do I feel like that's some sort of reference in the 4th dimensional world?
Random Hacker: That's because it is...

Status Report: Rookie became traumatized. Appleoosa Intelligence notified of R.A's behaviour. R.A contained until further notice.

[SwimmingDalek98]

2708877 Yeah, no. My Daleks won't like the idea of cookie dough touching them. Besides, Dalekanium armor is a traditional Dalek weapon. And by the way, we don't have medic Daleks. We just have machines fix us up. The closest you can get is the Scientist Daleks, or the Eternal Daleks, who are always dropping eggs. Aw, wook at choo! Wook at da wittow guy!
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[Grey Rebl]

2709066
Random Hacker: But Jim here told me that the dough would be used through a report aloud. Right, Jim?
Jim: A-actually, I was meaning to tell you something...
Random Hacker: What?
Jim: That part of the report was written in crayon.
Everyone:...
Me: But if that is the case, then why did your fleet request a shipment of cookie ingredients for transport?
Nana: What if the shipment never actually left Headquarters?
*More silence*
Me: Hold on, let me check for something.

*Back at Appleoosa Intelligence HQ, I kick down a door that leads to the underground basement. What I see wasn't surprising, but how it happened did*
Me: What's going on here!?
Researchers: *caught as if they just stole a cookie jar with crumbs in their mouths. In this case, half of it is true. They have chocolate chip cookies within their brown-stained cheeks.*
Me: And how did you guys get all these cookies?
*One of the operatives hoofed me a note. I ungracefully took it*
It read:
"Dear Workers of the Appleoosa Intelligence Agency,
I'm giving you these freshly baked cookies for your hard work and the AI you gave us.
With Love, Registered Anonymous"

Me:*I wondered how this was done between the events of just today, until I give up*...Heh, I guess I did ask for some. *that is until the last part of the note threw me a loop*

"P.S I did this mainly because my Anon senses told me to."

[The Computer Pony]

So now there are people who you have "adopted" into the story? Interesting.

[Zytharros]

I think that after this story the Powers that Be in Equestria should bitchslap him, force a TV remote on his butt, and grant him access to the powers of the characters he's channeling.

[Therisinghero]

Short Description: Likes swimming (doi), Italian food (seriously, don't get between me and a pasta.... you will regret it), and space (space, space, I like space... I'M IN SPACE!)

this part remind me so much of this