Originally I was going to use the Ponies Anthology 3 version, but I decided to go with the original cause I thought it was just a bit funnier. That, and Freakazoid was hands down the best part of my childhood EVAR!!! But yes, I believe that video paints a pretty good picture of the direction this story will be going in from here on out. I hope you're all ready for it.
Now here is the actual preview of what is to come. Enjoy.
Fillies and gentlecolts, for those of you who do not know who I am, I am Risen Flag, a senator from Canterlot and a concerned citizen of this beautiful nation of Equestria. I, much like yourselves, enjoy the carefree privileges and freedoms that we are afforded by our law-giving goddesses, Princess Celestia and Princess Luna, but there are those not content with this. In the past few months, we have seen an advancement in our lifestyles thanks to the newfound technologies that are being mass-produced, giving jobs to the jobless, and most importantly, bringing about an age of enlightenment to this nation. However, again, there are those filled with such malcontent and ill willed thoughts to this idea, to this notion that they have decided to take up arms against us, but then again, you have not heard of this, correct.
For some time now, there has been an insurgency brewing within the borders of our fair nation, an insurgency led by a group of ponies that wish to destroy our way of life. The disappearance of ponies around Canterlot and Ponyville, the sabotage of several installations developing new technology and the bombing of advanced hospitals and town centers across this nation. This group, up until now has been led by a mysterious figure lurking behind a vast and almost unending cascade of ponies willing to die for this cause. However, as of this morning, I have been made aware of the identity of these insurgents, of these pseudo-revolutionaries that wish to bring about our destruction.
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Death is the only punishment suitable for traitors and is the fate that will befall all of these revolutionists that desire to end our way of life.
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May the goddesses save Equestria.
May the goddesses bless Equestria.
Well, I hope you enjoyed this semi-early Christmas present from me. You all deserve it for being the greatest fans any author could ask for. Ooh, and before I forget, don't forget to check out this blog post because it is also part of your Christmas present. I hope you like your gifts.
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY
Oh, dear...
He's going to stick the blame at Jason's door, isn't he?
R.A.: So you're trying to get the citizens of Equestria on your side Risen? Well jokes on you ya manipulative bastard! I'm used to 'accidentally' killing civvies should they try and attack me. They might not like my company in the future, but if I attain your ass mounted on top of my fireplace in the end then it would be totally worth it!
Dude... that seems a bit extreme don't ya think? In fact I don't think Razor would allow it to begin with.
R.A.: SORRY CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF ME SMASHING TELEMARKETERS' HEADS IN WITH MY GOLF CLUB! *the sound of head's of telemarketers' being caved in could be heard in the background*
...Don't worry he won't do anything drastic in the story... he may think about it and plan on doing it in the story, but he won't... hopefully... But for the love of god R.A.! Remember the contract the you have with Razor! Don't forget that you suicidal idiot!
...I think I found out why that nuclear bomb in the AIA base wasn't armed. The concept scares me so. Anyways, Merry Christmas Razor! Hopefully you got better Christmas presents than I. I got towels and clothes. That's literally it. No Animator's Survival Kit like I asked for.
Oh... dear...
This... This isn't good, is it?
Bah, what am I saying? This can only mean good things! Risen Flag has clearly seen the error of his ways, become a good guy, and is now saving Equestria from those EEEEEEVIIIIIIL insurgents!
Man, that had me worried for a bit... But it's all okay now. It's all okay now. It's aaaaall okay now...
3673860 Space suits. We're going to fix something... I think.
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Not to worry guys, we got this.
totally...