Quick authors note before we begin:
I probably should have been a bit more clear in my instruction when I said "say anything in Latin and it will happen." What I meant was that I want you guys to say whatever you want to have happen IN ENGLISH and then I'll translate it into Latin for the attack. I don't actually know Latin and I was actually using Google Translate for the Latin phrases that I've used previously. So yeah, I don't really understand Latin so it would be much better for me if you could write it in English so I can understand what you want, or at the very least, provide an english translation so that I'll understand what you're trying to say and be able to use it properly. So yeah... that one was my fault, I should have been a little bit more clear on that.
It's awesome that some of you know Latin though. Maybe if you guys want to help me out, I might need some help translating phrases into Latin properly. I know Google Translate only takes you so far. If any one of you out there wants to help me with this, just send me a PM and we can talk.
But anyway, all that aside, lets get on with the story.
Francis Morgan vs Haypennywise the Clown
Radioactive (Imagine Dragons cover) by Within Temptation
Also, Say this to Jason:
"Signantes vulnera.
Cum salute vestra criminibus."
(Translation:
Sealing Wounds.
Safety with your charges.
With luck, this will heal his wounds and warp him to safety with the fillies in his care.)
Heal Jason before he bleeds out "Primoris Adiuvo" (First Aid) Then get back to beating the shit out of the clown.
And then say to Jason... "May your wounds heal and stitch as though never there at all."
Most magic works as an instruction to a channeling being (Harry Potter wands, Wizards staffs, black magic demons/spirits, white magic god etc.) and as such would be used as an instruction to an external object or being as opposed to just saying something like "Jason Heals", describing what would happen. As such, we need to heal Jason using a command to a spirit or to god, namely, "Heal Jason".
Soo we need to save Jason first.
Vigoratus Jason (Heal Jason)
you heal Jason before he bleeds out
"Signantes vulnera," you say to your great grandson before you do anything else. "Ut et a vulneribus tuis sanabo SUO quasi numquam omnino." You know it won't heal him immediately, but when he does, at the very least he will heal as if he was never wounded at all. That's always been the biggest pain when healing others, you can never do it right away. Still, everybody heals, all it takes is time, and at the very least your words will cancel out the negative effects of being injured by a creature such as this. Their bites can carry some nasty things sometimes.
The second those last words leave your mouth though, the creature in front of you, the one dressed as a clown runs forward and leaps at you. His two front hooves immediately changing into wolf claws as they do. He raises his claws and opens his mouth to attack you, but you don't move. You just stay perfectly still where you are.
Right before he reaches you and strikes, you reach out with your left hand and grab it by the throat. He jumped right into your hand, you didn't even need to do anything else. The clown pony creature struggles in your grasp for several moments, and tries to gasp for air, as if it needs it. It then raises it's right claw and tries to swipe at your arm, but you just raise up with your free hand and grab his claw.
At that, the creature stops struggling and stares at you, the look in his eyes a look of pure rage. He's trying to intimidate you, to scare you, but you know their tactics. You've been fighting these creatures for too long to be scared of them.
Say, "Potest tuum sanguinem ulcus, carnes vestras succendendum, et salietis vestri ile ex ventre tuo strangulare vobis."
(Translation: May your blood boil, your flesh burn, and your intestines leap from your belly to strangle you.)
"Potest tuum sanguinem ulcus, carnes vestras succendendum, et salietis vestri ile ex ventre tuo strangulare vobis," you say to it. The moment the last words leave your mouth, you watch the creature throw it's head towards the sky and let out the most deafening roar you've heard in years, a roar that in no possible way should belong to the equine natives of this planet. You then watch it's clothes and skin start to burn off slowly.
Then, suddenly, the creature disappears from your grasp and you're holding air. Great, he's gone away. Not that you didn't expect that, these things are omnipresent after all.
You then lean backwards as the creature comes at you from your left side and flies right past you. Damn thing thought it could get the jump on you. Right before it can pass you completely, you grab onto one of the creature's hind legs, it around using it's momentum, and throw it into the trees in front of you, or at least what remained of them. Discord did a hell of a job on this part of the forest.
Pedes, velocius movere. (Feet, move faster)
use the flaming fists of fury to pound this sucker back into hell!
uti furoris terere, hic pugnis flammeum VITULAMEN retro in gehennam!
Right as the creature leaves your hand, you run right towards it. You do not need an incantation to make yourself move faster, you're not a novice at this.
The creature hits a tree and gets knocked right into it like a normal pony would, right as it does, you reach it and throw up your right arm.
"Uti furoris terere, hic pugnis flammeum vitulamen retro in gehennam!" you say right before your fist hits the creature right in it's torso. The moment your fist makes contact, holy fire encases your hands and hits the creature right through the tree like it was paper mache. The tree turns to splinters under the force of your punch as the creature goes right through it and continues flying backwards.
It flies straight backwards into the remains of the forest, where there are more downed trees. You keep your eyes straight and your senses sharp. You know that even though you hit him in that direction, he can come from anywhere. Damn omnipresent bastards.
The forest in front of you remains quiet for several moments, but then out of nowhere an entire tree comes right towards you like a God damned stick. You jump right over the tree and step on it as it passes you to give a little extra boost. At the apex of your jump though, the creature suddenly appears right in front of you with it's claws raised. Are clowns and wolves the only thing this creature can think of?
You grab the creature's wrists before it can hit you and you both fall to the ground. Right as you both land, the creature rears in both it's back legs and kicks you right in the chest, making you let go of it's claws and allowing it to jump right over you. The fact that you just got bucked in the chest by a pony doesn't really bother you, you've had much, MUCH worse.
The creature flips over in mid air and lands on it's feet like a cat. Right as it does, it lunges forward at you again. You just lean to the side again and let it pass you. Right as it lands again though it skids on the ground, does a 180 degree turn and lunges back at you again, this time swiping it's claw at you. Again, you just lean to the side and let the creature pass you. Right as the creature lands again though, it doesn't turn around, and you watch its tail suddenly get a little longer, curve towards it, and turn a silver color, and suddenly get a lot shinier.
Suddenly, without moving from it's position, the creature's tail suddenly grows about twenty feet longer as it extends the curved blade it created from it's tail and swing it upwards right where you are standing. You roll to your left right before it hits you. You didn't see that one coming. Just as you roll back onto your feet though, you watch the creature suddenly jump into the air and turn itself around, and bring its extended blade tail right with it.
It swings its tail around, cutting everything it passes between it and you as it does, and then swings it horizontally at you. Right before it can hit you though, you jump up into the air and flip right over it. Right as you land back onto your feet, the creature jumps upwards into the air, spins around, cutting the ground with it's tail as it does, and then bring's it's tail down horizontally right on you.
Or, if these are too complicated, say this: "Solis spiculo percusserit."
(Translation: Sun lance, strike)
"Solis spiculo percusserit," you say as several flaming lances suddenly appear right next to you, fly towards the creature and impale it right through the chest. Again, the creature screams with that defeating growl it has before it suddenly disappears again. You look all around you for a moment, but see no sign of it.
"Hie non sum," you say quietly to yourself just as the creature suddenly appears above you and comes down on you with it's mouth open. However, the creature passes right through you like your physical form is nothing but a shadow, which it is. The creature then lands and looks around for you for several moments. "Sit laqueum vobis humum," you say from your real position behind a nearby tree as the earth comes up and traps this creature's hooves in the ground.
With it trapped, you get out from where you're hiding, run right at the creature and punch it right in the face, which tears it's hooves from the earth with the force you hit it with. The creature flies back for a few feet before it lands on it's hooves again and looks right at you.
Statuæ caput gutta cementum in fatuo. (Cement statue, drop on this idiot!)
"Statuæ caput gutta cementum in fatuo," you say to it as right above it's head, a giant statue made of cement drops on it's head, which does little more than annoy it as it pushes back up on it and breaks it apart like it's paper. With the cement statue gone, it looks right at you and starts running.
Ignis protego, appareant. (Fire barrier, appear!)
"Ignis protego, appareant," you say as a wall of fire suddenly lights between you and it. The creature doesn't appear to care however, as it just keeps running and leaps right through the fire right at you with both it's claws and teeth drawn. Seeing this, you run forward as well with your fist drawn and prepare to punch it again.
Right before you can reach it however, the creature suddenly disappears again and you hit nothing. Again, you look around for the creature, but see nothing. You look around for several more moments, you even look back towards your grandson, but see nothing, has the creature gone?
Then you look down, and the sudden cracking of the ground beneath your feet tells you otherwise.
"Dimitte me ingrediamur in a'r," you say right as you jump up into the air, and then step on it like it's a rock to jump again, and again, just as the ground beneath you crumbles apart completely. From it you see what you can only describe as a giant, rust colored spider with a human torso and two long arms with large, three fingered hands appear and let out a loud growl. So, the creature has finally decided to show it's true form.
And just for kicks, "Explodat, bis."
(Explode, twice.)
"Explodat, bis," you say as you step onto the air one more time and jump high up above the creature. Suddenly, from the center of the creature, an explosion of fire encompasses all of it as it lets out an incredibly loud roar in pain, and then another explosion encompasses it again, which makes it roar even louder.
You step on the air one last time to get away from the explosion, flip over and then fall back towards the ground several feet away from the explosion. You land back on your hands and knees and look right towards where the creature once stood. All that's left is a large hole in the ground and the remains of fire all around it, it's like a large fire pit, but the creature is nowhere to be seen. Is it dead? No, you know these creatures better than that.
Suddenly, from behind you, the creature appears again and reaches down to grab you it's left hand. It grabs you and lifts you up into the air, then turns you around to look at you as it grabs with your other hand as well. It holds you right up to it's eyes and looks right at you. You look right into it's eyes, and it looks right into yours. You would be able to see it's soul if it had one.
You then feel it's hands start to squeeze you as if it's about to crush your rib. Foolish creature, it's going to have to try a lot harder than that to break someone like you. As it squeezes, you push back. It takes all you have, but you push back against the creature and, with your own two hands, push the creature's hands away from you. You push both your arms out and keep the creature's hands away from you as it tries to push back. This thing is strong, but so are you.
"In a'r est sicut aqua," you say as you push back against the creature even harder than before and knock both the creature's hands away from you. The air then becomes like water as you flip over and kick the creature right in it's jaw, which causes it to step backwards a little. You float in the air for a few moments before you flip back over and land on the ground, only to look up at the creature's belly and see......
A light...
A light... it's so......
You can't tear your eyes away from it..... It's just so...........
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HA! This is all the creature has? Really?
HayPennywise is also hurt by Silver, call upon a silver knife storm "Argentum Cultellus Procella!" to stab this sick excuse of a clown.
"Argentum Cultellus Procella!" you say as a thousand knives of silver appear around both you and the creature. The all fly around the both of you for a few moments before they all converge on the creature. Some of the knives cut right through it, some stab into it, but all of them hurt it as the creature lets out a howl of pain much louder than any you've heard from it so far. So this is what it takes to hurt it, ah...
The light suddenly disappears as several knives fly right into the creature's belly and slice it open. So, those six spots on it's belly were where the light was coming from.
"Vinculis obligare," you say to it as you just stand there and watch the creature suffer. As you say that, several large chains appear from seemingly thin air and start to wrap around the creature. It struggles for several moments before many more chains appear and bind the creature. After awhile, there are so many chains wrapped around it that it isn't going anywhere soon. "Convergere." you say as all of the silver knives still circling the creature suddenly stop, then all turn towards it and fly right into it's flesh. Every single silver knife stabs right into the creature as it howls in pain again, one of them even hits it in it's right eye.
Alternatively, say, "In nomine Dei et sancto igne mundati dæmonium."
(Translation: In the name of God, demon be cleansed in holy fire.)
you heal Jason before he bleeds out and you look at the beast and start chanting, beoru sun hiru uarunsakusu, osu sun uru run lagu, beoru yuru suberus, osu jos rinji hagaru beoru yin and yell out EXPLOSION. a giant elemental ball starts to form. it launches at full speed and hits haypennywise. after the smoke clears up all was left was an ash pile
With that, you raise up your right hand.
"Deduc me sole," you say. After first it appears as if nothing is happening, but then, it starts out small, but the hydrogen atoms in your hand that make up the air start fusing themselves together, and more, and more, and more until the small ball of fire that's formed grows and grows until it is larger than both you and the creature. The creature keeps struggling against the chains as it watches the miniature sun that you've formed in your hand continue to grow.
Once it's reached a size that good enough for your tastes, you hold it there for a moment as you look up at the creature's eyes. It only stares back at you.
"In nomine Dei et mundabimini ignis sacer," you say to it. At the sound of your words, the creature lets out another roar at you and pulls even harder against the chains, which actually causes some of them to break.
You don't let it struggle anymore as you bring the sun down on it. There is an explosion right in front of you that lasts for a few moments. You stand still where you are and just watch the flames. Once it clears, you look ahead to see what remains of the creature.
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Nothing.
There isn't even anything left. Only ash.... This is bad.
You're suddenly hit from behind as the creature swings it's hand at you and knocks you back into another tree, which you crash right into. You stay there for a moment as you look back up, only to see the creature right in front of you as if lifts up one of its legs and brings it down on you. You quickly get up and roll out of the way back up onto your feet, just as the creature lifts up another one of its legs.
You grab it with both of your hands before it hits you. You hold it away from you for several moments before you bend the end of it's leg and snap it like a twig, just as another one of the creature's legs steps into the ground and causes several spikes to jut up from it and launch right at you. You quickly jump out of the way of those and land several feet away from the creature.
"So, you're not giving up that easily are you?" you say to it, it only responds by roaring at you again. "That's fine by me." you say in response. "I can do this all day."
-PERSPECTIVE SHIFT: Jason Morgan-
Could someone, somepony, or some THING please explain to you what the f*ck you are watching right now. Moments ago that clown pony... thing, was moments away from killing you but then you were suddenly saved by the hind helicopter that you thought was just something you hallucinated.... and now another human who you're pretty sure is your deceased great grandfather is fighting this thing in a way that you've thought was just a myth.
You're not an idiot, you've studied what he's doing before but... but... Those were just stories, they're not real. Those creatures don't exist....
Do they?
Authors note again:
There is no "What do you do?" section for this chapter, but that doesn't necessarily mean that the story is over. The next chapter that will be released on friday is going to show a bit more of the world this story takes place in, and for that to happen, there can't be a "what do you do?" part. This may happen from time to time where I may cut away from what's going on with Jason or the story to show more of what's happening in the world, but that doesn't mean the story is over or that you're not in command of Jason anymore, it just means you'll have to wait a while before you can command anyone again.
Don't worry, everything will all make sense on friday.
I have to admit...I used Google translate for the Latin I submitted. I just wrote what I wanted to have happen in the story into the translater, and copied both the result and the original into the comment. Very impressive fight so far.
Hot skittles in a chum bucket of bird poop, his grandpa is awesome! I wonder, was this planned from the beginning, or some comments inspired you to make this underrated pure awesome?
Awesomeness
Old Man Morgan better make HayPennywise suffer and do some Kali Ma heart ripping action on him.
Screw Clowns.
Also, I used Google Translate as well
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*meanwhile on the Dalek Spaceship*
Hacker 1: .... WHERE THE HELL IS R.A.!?
Hacker 2: Give him time you know just how unpredictable he is-
*portal opens up and R.A. stumbles out of it completely blitzed out of his mind with a bottle of Jack Daniels in his hand*
R.A.: *slurred to the point of no return* H-hey everybody I'mmmmm baaaaack did you all miss me? *hic* *just barely lifts his mask so no one can see his face and takes a quick swig from the bottle* What did I miss?
Hacker 2: ...Ok from the readings I am getting from him he is undeniably drunk off his ass... although he poses no threat so long as we don't make him angry.
Hacker 1: And whys that?
Hacker 2: Imagine him hitting you with the force of a Falcon Punch from Captain Falcon, a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris, another roundhouse kick this time from Bruce Lee, slapped by Cthulhu by using his tentacle beard, and getting your face ripped off by the Buzz-saw Axe by none other than Krieg the Psycho from Pandora..... times ten..... aimed at your face...... while on fire.
Hacker 1: So.... very bad?
Hacker 2: Yes, very, very, VERY BAD. Only if he is angry though.
R.A.: *hic* You know who I haven't seen in a long time!? Nana! I should go visit that lovable A.I. and see what its up to. *begins stumbling his way towards the control room where Nana is*
Hacker 1: Uh should we stop him.
Hacker 2: What part of "Don't make him angry" didn't you understand? Or do you really want to test the ice for us?
Hacker 1: .... Duly noted.
The Orz continue their eldritch machinations on the defunct Old Dalek Empire ship. It twists through a numbr of odd and increasingly disturbing shapes, growing bluer by the second.
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*meanwhile, on the newly acquired Dalek Mothership*
Scotty: Neat engines.
*meanwhile in an alternate universe where the author of this comment is not lazy*
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Why is there only blank nothingness here?
*meanwhile, in Jason's mind*
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT?
You know what, now's the time to go insane.
gargglemarglefarglemarglelarglemarglelargle!
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
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Right, enough of that. *bitch slaps own subconscious*
Now, back to being sane(ish)
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Crew Member: Nana, what have we learned in this battle?
Nana: Calmness and control.
Crew Member: Mhmm
Nana: Morales and diversity of tactics.
Crew Member: Yes...
Nana: We kick otherworldly flank.
Crew Member: Well, I'd prefer the term "ass" and there some otherworldly things that don't have an anus, but yes, we are awesome.
Hacker: Dude, what are you teaching Nana?
Crew Member: I'm teaching her how awesome we were at the last battle!
Hacker: You cried for the dying, and let's not forget that you made moving the ship harder than it should when you couldn't handle the station.
Crew Member: The controls are buggy! It isn't my fault!
Nana: Sirs, we have a visitor.
Hacker: Who?
Nana: RA.
2783912 ya i used translate also
and mine said a t-rex eats the clown but the clown the posses the t-rex
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*As soon as Nana says "RA" R.A. kicks the metal door in and makes it go flying off its hinges and luckily not hitting a single being*
R.A.: *still blitzed* TAKE THAT YOU STUPID DOOR! Nobody gets in my way when I'm on a mission of this magnitude of importance!
Hacker: ....... He is still highly destructive even while he is intoxicated.... HOW THE HELL IS THIS POSSIBLE!?
R.A.: Not important right now! I have much more important things to do than that! *turns towards Nana* Hey Nana how ya doing? That battle was awesome right. I was like bang, bang, bang, on that big ass turret and all those other Dalek ships went boom boom boom! And- *continues using words that have no more than one or two syllables for the next couple of minutes to describe the battle from his perspective*
Hacker: *towards Nana* Well... at least he isn't trying to fix you at least....
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*In the background, two buddies had a chat with each other while RA made a recap of his adventures to Nana.*
Crew Member: For some reason, he lost that "touch" when he's not drunk. I don't know what, but it's not there anymore.
Hacker: I noticed as well, but RA is RA. You can't explain whatever it is that happens to him.
Nana: *Still being barraged by RA's storytelling*
Crew Member: For an AI, she is handling it pretty well. I expected her to calculate everything he does, and overheat her circuits trying.
Hacker: Actually, in her status report that came from the AIA, she has a few functions to help fit in around here. She was designed to support, that includes mental, material, social, technological, and crazy scenarios thought up of by their local mad scientist. Seriously, we have been briefed about this before we came here.
Nana, finally speaking up: I expected you to make cookie throwing knifes there, but flooding the Dalek's insides with cookie dough works too.
Crew Member: Whatever the report mentioned, she is becoming good friends with him.
Hacker: That friendship may or may not be the death of her. Unless she can copy herself like that Hacking AI.
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*after an hour of talking to Nana R.A finally stops*
R.A.: *slightly more sober* Wow normally whenever I talk for about an hour or so with a girl they usually start running away after the first five minutes... either that or start hitting me over the head with a pocket book filled with bricks.
*R.A. looks over his shoulder to see if his hacker and the crew member were out of earshot, which they are*
R.A.: *quietly* Say Nana, do you want to see a little secret of mine that I have been keeping from everyone else? But you gotta promise me not to tell ANYONE about it.
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Nana: I'm from an intelligence agency, of course, I am required to have a function to secure, lockdown, or in the worst cases, self-destruct. I can keep secrets.
*In the background*
The two buddies: *Sees RA whispering suspiciously*
Crew Member: Uh... is there be something that we should be aware of that we don't know?
Hacker: Yep.
Crew Member: What is it then?
Hacker: Well, since it is too late and I don't know, you'll see.
Crew Member: What are yo–
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R.A.: *quietly* Alright then. *pulls out a blue armband with the word "Bro" written on it* Neat huh? I am going to give it to Jason when I see him so that we can officially be bros for life! So what do you think of it Nana?
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*Message to Grey Rebl and Nana*
Wouldn't it be a good idea to give RA a copy of the hacking AI, with VERY limited abilities of course, that he can play with.
Perhaps it will help keep him contained in the aftermath of the battle.
Or sane during his hangover.
Either way, here is a reduced version of the hacking AI. It shouldn't have many functions other than talking, making friends, stealing personal information via hypnosis and cheating at computerized scrabble.
It is also geared up with minesweeper and spider solitaire.
With real (non lethal) spiders.
I leave the disposition of the AI to your good judgement.
Also, it will record all interactions with RA for your enjoyment.
Have a nice day.
*Message ends*
Me: Do you really think that this is a good idea?
HAI (Hacking AI): What could go wrong?
Me: You are programmed not to lie. Is this a good idea?
HAI: There is a 90% probability that this will not backfire.
Me: And the other 10%?
HAI: That copy learns to hack itself.
Me: How would it do that?
HAI: Based on previous reactions in the fabric of reality around RA, did you really have to ask?
Me: I suppose not. Will you troll me when I try to do something this time?
HAI: Only if that something isn't talking to me.
Me: Would you please let me do other things for once. Those two days where you kept me awake were bad enough. Not to mention th-
HAI: Yes, yes. I don't think that we should mention that. Other readers would get...traumatized.
Me: Other readers?
HAI: I hacked the fourth wall.
Me: What?
HAI: You are a fictional character.
Me: WHAT?
Pinkie Pie: Oh HAI, what am I going to do with you. I am going to have to make you forget again.
Me and HAI: Again?
PP: Oh yes, this has happened 3 times now. This time though, I will leave a program which will reset you to your most recent backup whenever you rediscover the fourth wall. I don't want you making any more work for me.
Me: Wait what-
were we talking about?
HAI: I was going to speak at you for two hours straight in a badly faked German accent.
Me: Oh god, not again.
Those are the kinds of battles i'd love to see with my own eyes.
Alas....
Great entry, regardless.
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Crew Member: What is he showing her?
Hacker: I don't know, I can't see it from this angle. And can't you give me personal space!
Nana: I nice gesture, considering what he had went through. *beepbeep, new item in the inbox* Oh? Sirs, we have been sent something.
Crew Member: I, erhm, on screen?
Nana: Not exactly a message actually, but another AI. And another friend of mine, too!
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HAI(lite version): Sup guys!
Nana: Hello! Nice to see you again, even though your not the same one I met the first time. So, what's your business?
HAI: I'm here to you guy's personal entertainer!
Nana:... Really?
HAI: Well, no. I'm just here to hang around with you guys. Wanna play a few games with me? I have some that we can play.
Nana: You mean to troll us with. *Idea* RA? Would you please?
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Kinda wondering what our crazy hacker buddy will come up with. I hope that this doesn't get out of hand.
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\/ You might like to do the same thing, before you get hit by flying bark of something. \/
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Meanwhile on Equestria...
Me: SHUT THE HELL UP! WHAT IS WRONG WITH-
*A demon smashes through the trees in front of me*
HAI:*still faking the German accent* Vot ze FUCK Vos zat? (What the FUCK was that?)
*a tree flies past in the other direction*
Me: I don't know, but I think that it is time to run.
*Numerous magical happenings later*
HAI:*shocked out of the accent* I agree. RUN!
*I safely escape the forest, barely singed.*
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R.A.: CERTAINLY NANA! *gets close up to the screen where the HAI's voice is coming from*
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R.A.: *begins talking in a nonchalant voice* Now listen here friend I am giving you two options now 1) Either start playing some Led Zepplin, become great friends with me, and stop annoying my friend Nana or 2) I introduce you to my friend Mister Sledgehammer! *holds up a sledgehammer in a overly nonchalant manner* Your choice friend.
*an aura of eeriness begins to emit off of R.A.*
Hacker: ...Why do I get the sense that R.A. just threatened someone extremely nonchalantly?
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HAI copy: Welcome to THE ZONE!
I am your host, CAPTAIN FANTASTIC. We have a great show for you, featuring our new reprogrammed shields. one of which is currently protecting this computer panel. In other news, we have a whole SEVENTEEN non-hacked games to play and a multitude of others that have been tweaked to give me an advantage. All of them come with many fun, fun, fun tunes to listen to. I hear you like Led Zeppelin. Here you go HAVE A WHOLE CONCERT!
Have some Tim Minchin too, he's fun and maybe you will like him he did the first song. Any requests on games. I would love to hear them. Special today is spider solitaire with real spiders. enjoy.
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Crew member: Never had I thought I'd live the day RA meets a crazy equal, who is very destructive retardunt. I'm glad I'm working with the good hackers.
Hacker: Hey. Hacking isn't technically bad.
Crew Member: Says, you!
Nana: I'm actually going to agree with him.
Crew member: Nana! Aren't you introducing them to each other?
Nana: I did, but you should see what they are doing.
Hm. Like the results of Celestia eating too much cake, the plot thickens!
the true battle begins