DESTROY US ALL
Step 1: Ask Twilight and the others if they have movies in Equestria. If yes, go to 2. If no, go to 5.
Step 2: Ask if they have a movie called "It". If yes, go to 3. If no, go to 5.
Step 3: Determine if it has the same or similar plot to the one from your world. If yes, go to 4. If no, go to 5.
Step 4: Tell them you were attacked by Haypennywise the clown. Go to 6.
Step 5: Tell them you were attacked by a demonic pony clown that wanted to eat you. Go to 6.
Tell them straight up a demonic clown pony thing tried to eat you. It had morphing abilities turning into a giant spider monster. (They understand the concept of demons and such since Tartarus is basically hell and is a real physical place with a three headed guard dog)
Tell them that your Great Grandfather showed up, who was a hunter of these kinds of monsters in your world, and used his magic (Which you now posses) to save you.
"DEMON CLOWNS TRIED TO KILL ME!"
1. Jason - Ok, Ok, just give me a second to get things straight.
2. Take a moment to think about what to say.
3. Ask if they have legends of strange and evil creatures in equestria. (also while your at it, an image of both heypenywise and slendermane flashes in your mind. You have seen both, which by now you are pretty sure that you did indeed see him.)
4. Ask if they know the name pennywise and slenderman. (if not, explain what they looked like.)
5. Tell them that pennywise attacked you yesterday and pretty much beat you an inch from death, killed a manticore without even any difficulty, and was about to eat you.
6. Then, your previously believed dead grandfather came in a hind helicopter and handed pennywise's ass back to him.
7. You also learned about this thing called the morgan bloodline that your grandfather used to defeat pennywise, which you can now use. (say levitation in latin on the cup of water.)
Applejack? Not recognize honesty? Silly Jason. Just tell the truth and good things should happen.
Tell them about what happened in short. Tell them that a magical clown... thing attacked you, with sharp teeth, and that it mentioned the return of Nylarthohep ((However it is spelled))
Explain everything in the most blunt way possible, and then gauge their reactions.
Attempt to get up again.
Tell them what happened to the best of your ability. You're on a planet of magical colored ponies, I think they'll believe you.
You guess the only thing you can do is tell them the truth. It's not like anything else will work better, especially with the state you're now in. You're not sure why, but you know that at least Applejack will believe you. She seems to be able to recognize honestly when she sees it.
They're all leaning in as close as they can so they can listen. You just try your best to sit up again. Again, it's a bit difficult due to all the bandages, but you do manage to sit up a little bit so that you can see them. They back up a little bit as you do; they must have realized they were sucking the oxygen right out of your personal space.
Once you get yourself comfortable again, you look forward and notice Applebloom at the end of the bed looking at you as well. At the sight of her you do a double take. You're not sure at all if what you're about to tell them would be okay for her to hear. You could just tell them, but with her here........ It could complicate things.
"Big Mac," you say as you look directly over to him, upon which he walks up closer to you.
"Eeyup?" he replies as he stops right next to Applejack.
"Do you..." you begin. "Do you think you can take Applebloom outside for a moment?"
"Eeyup," he replies before you can even say another word. You had a full explanation planned for what to tell him, but he just agreed straight away. He must have seen the look on your face, and for him that was enough.
"What!?" Applebloom shouts as she looks up at Big Mac. "But Ah-"
"Applebloom," Applejack says before she can say anymore. "Go outside with yer brother." At that, Applebloom looks up at her big sister, but Applejack just looks back down at her with a worried look on her face. She then looks back up at Big Mac, who's giving her essentially the same look. She then looks back at you, and sees the expression on your face, which is telling her more or less the same thing. She looks back at all of them again for a moment, and ends back at you again. After a few moments, she lets out a loud sigh of frustration as she turns around and starts heading towards the door with Big Mac right behind her.
With the two of them gone, all the mares in the room lean in closer again, very interested in what you have to say.
Ask where your clothes are. The sudden thought of being alone with mares, naked and vulnerable, didn't sit well on your head. Those days may be over, but you've been traumatized.
You're honest to God, Odin and Zeus not worried about that anymore. A few weeks ago you would be, but now things have kind of changed. If they are as bad as your inner Batman is telling you, a lack of clothes is not even the least of your problems.
Still, they're all waiting for an explanation. So you just take in a deep breath and look up towards the ceiling for a bit as you think about exactly what you are going to say. After a moment, you look back down at them.
"I know you don't have movies here in Equestria, but you do have books right?" you begin. None of them answer, and in retrospect, that is an incredibly stupid question. Of course you know they have books. "Is there a story here that tells of a shape changing monster that devours children?" At that, you watch as all of the expressions on their faces change from worried to slightly confused. "It scares children by changing into what they fear the most before eating them." You don't even bother asking them if they'll know the name Pennywise, cause you know they won't. This is a different world and all.
Just then, as that thought enters your head. Your mind flashes back to a few days ago when you saw that tall, slender, faceless pony in the suit at Sweet Apple Acres. If the demonic clown was really, then is that...
"There... " Lyra says, interrupting your though. "There is a story similar to that here," Lyra says, at that everyone looks at her.
"Are you saying that's what attacked you?" Rainbow Dash asks as she flies in a little closer to you, hovering over Rarity as she does.
"In a nutshell, yes," you reply. You figure it's best to just be out with it at this point. Though now all their faces are showing even more confusion, which you completely expected. "Where I'm from we have a story of a creature like that called Pennywise the dancing clown." You don't bother telling them that Pennywise is supposed to be completely fictional, since he's just a creation of Stephen King and all, though with that thought you wonder for a moment if Stephen King is another member of the Sons of Dunwich. It would make sense if he knew about Pennywise... Still, it doesn't look like you're about to find that out anytime soon. "He can take whatever form he wants, but he usually prefers to take the form of a demonic clown for some reason, hence the name." You pause at that for a moment to take another breath, then look directly forward at them.
"I ran into him in the at the edge of the forest yesterday, and as you can see, he pretty much beat me within an inch of my life. He even killed a giant lion that came out of the forest at us without any difficult at all. He just tore it's friggin head off." At that, you watch as they all get a little creeped out by that. You can't really blame them. "I thought I was gonna die," you continue. "In fact, he was about to eat me, but I was saved." At that, they all lean in closer again. "I was saved by my great grandfather, who I thought was long dead." You don't bother mentioning anything about the hind helicopter, you know it would only confuse them even more and probably not take you as seriously. "He was a hunter of these monsters in my world using a kind of magic based on the power of the voice. He used this power to save me, and during the fight, I discovered..." You have to stop right there for a moment. You stop and look down at the bed. At the blankets. At all your bandages. There's really no way around this, you have to tell them. "That I have this power too. Apparently I have some kind of special power running through my family bloodline. I'm still not entirely sure how it works, but if I want to. I can say anything in Latin, and it will happen." You then look back up at them. They all seem even more confused than they were before.
"We nearly had him, but Pennywise escaped. My great grandfather went after him," you're not entirely sure if that last part is true, but you hope to whatever god is there it is. "Afterwards, I walked out of the forest back to Applebloom and her friend's clubhouse where they found me." You stop right there. There isn't really much more to tell, at least you don't think. You look around at all of them, the looks on all their faces say practically the same thing.
None of them understood a word you said.
Sure they might have understood the language, but still, they were finding it incredibly difficult to believe. You didn't need to ask them, they didn't need to say anything. It was all over their faces. Not that you can blame them. If someone you knew told you all this, you're not sure you'd believe them either.
"Jason..." Rarity finally speaks. "Are you....." She stops and covers her mouth with her hoof for a moment before continuing. "Are you sure you're...."
Step 6: Say, "Videant quam vidi" (Let them see as I saw) to show them what you saw - all of it - when you were attacked. Go to 7.
Response: I don't know how to explain it but I found I have a special power running in my Family Bloodline.
Not only that but this demonic clown pony tried to eat me! Don't believe me? Let me show you... I do warn you that this may be some ugly
images I'm about to show you all...
*lift up your Left arm and chant* "Ostendat illa quae vidi" (Show them what I saw) *replay the whole fight with Haypennywise to them*
Demonstrate said powers with a simple force push so that they believe you.
7. You also learned about this thing called the morgan bloodline that your grandfather used to defeat pennywise, which you can now use. (say levitation in latin on the cup of water.)
Latin.
Also state that some technology which you believe to be from your world is flying around, and that if you say things in an old language, it will happen.
finally, say 'Summon Apple' in Latin, and then say 'Dance, Apple.'
If they don't believe you, add evidence.
"Damnit," you say to yourself. You really, REALLY did not want to have to do this. Not to them. "Videant quam vidi." You say as you lift up your left arm, though you're not really sure that was necessary.
The moment those words leave your mouth, image of the previous day flash through your head one last time, but it also flashes through their's and they watch everything. You can feel it happening, you know it's happening.
After what seems like a second, it fades away as quickly as it began. The looks on all their faces aren't ones of confusion or worry anymore, but abstract horror. You did not think it was possible for their eyes to get any wider, but they are, and their mouths are hanging open a little.
'F*ck, why did I do that?' you mentally ask as you mentally kick yourself.
Step 7: Ask for food. Go to 8.
Step 8: Eat food. Go to 7.
As they're all standing there looking dumbfounded, a doctor and another nurse walk into the room. The nurse lifting up what looks like a tray of food with her magic, since she is a unicorn, and sets it down in front of you.
"Sorry," she says nervously. "We weren't really sure what kind of food humans like, but your friend Lyra mentioned that you like eggs cooked like this so...." At that you look down at the food you've been given. It's a plate of scrambled eggs, toast, an apple, and some orange juice. They just made you breakfast.... that's kind of awesome.
"Ms Heartstrings," the doctor says to her as he looks over a clipboard. "Can I speak to you and Bon Bon for a moment?"
"Yeah, sure," Lyra replies in the most deadpan voice possible as she and Bon Bon turn and leave the room with the doctor, though with the way they are walking, they look more like they are just going through the motions, or are more accurately, are robots pretending to be ponies, rather than actually walking or looking where they are going. Also, you're pretty sure you never saw them blink.
Still.... there is a plate of food in front of you, and you don't usually like to be rude, but you have absolutely no idea how long it's been since you've last eaten, so you pick up a fork and dig right in.
Perspective Shift:
Lyra Heartstrings
You are Lyra Heartstrings. Musician, history nut, human enthusiast (as your lovely marefriend Bon Bon puts it), part time conspiracy nut, and a lesbian. And what you just saw was by far the most horrifying thing you've ever seen in your life.
"Ms. Heartstrings....... Ms. Heartstrings," The doctor pony in front of you says as your mind snaps back to reality. Right.... you're in the hospital, and the doctor just pulled you and Bonnie out for a moment to talk about something.
"Yeah, sorry...." you respond as you rub the back of your head with a hoof. "I just sort of.... spaced out there for a moment.... I guess...." Bon Bon doesn't do anything this time. You're guessing the same thing happened to her.
"It's all right," the doctor says with a smile. "But yes. Um... I need to talk to you about your human friend." And that was what you were afraid of...... Oh Celestia, please don't be where you think this is going to be.
"What is it!?" You ask, as all the worry you were feeling before suddenly returns with a vengeance. "Is he okay!? He's gonna be all right is he!? Please tell me he's gonna be all right!?"
"It's all right, it's all right," the doctor says. "He's perfectly fine, better than ever in fact, he's making a smoother recovery than we thought he would." At that, you can't help but take the biggest sigh of relief of your life. No words in the Equestrian language can- "Which is what we're a little worried about." And at that, you cannot help but look at him confused. You look to Bonnie, but she looks just as confused as you do. So you look back to the doctor pony. "When your friends brought him in. He had all kinds of wounds and injuries. Scratches, bites, fractures, you name it, and he'd lost a lot of blood, more than we'd like to count, but he's only been here for one night and he's already making a full recovery. More than half of the injuries he came in with are already healed, and he seems perfectly fine." And you think you can see where this is going. "Even the best unicorn magic can't heal anypony this fast. Um, tell me, since you're the only one here who knows about humans. Do they have any kind of amazing healing powers that could help him get through this?" You have to stop for a moment at that to take it all in. He's healing... already....
"No," is all you can reply. "Not that I know of."
"I see," the doctor says. "Well, if it's all the same to you. We'd like to keep him here for another day just for observation, but technically he can go home now if he wants to. Since he doesn't have any kind of legal guardian or nopony who is responsible for him, the other doctors and I thought it would be best if we asked you, since he's living with you."
You.... you need a moment to take all this in. How can Jason be healing this quickly. The best unicorn magic your flank, nothing can heal from that many serious wounds this quickly? That was the biggest understatement you've ever heard in your life.
As much as you want Jason to come home, you can kind of see where they are coming from with this.
What do you do?
-Side Story-
Also I feel as if it's necessary to remind you all of this, but if you're in the side story, you aren't allowed to make any comments about the side story and what you're doing in in unless you comment on the main story first. Once you do that, then you can go ahead and make as many comments about the side story as you want. Sorry, but some of you (not naming any names here) seem to be forgetting this. So yeah...
The Previous Night
-The Everfree Forest-
Just outside Zecora's hut
-On the Surface-
Kirk: Well... ... I...
GF:Look, we know something is terribly wrong here. We need to focus on saving this world, then I'll tell you everythign about my research notes, how to travel dimensions, Hell, I'll throw in the schematics for a Quantum Displacement Cannon. I'm sure Scotty would get a kick out of that being attached to the Enterprise.
Kirk: Right. We'll focus on the mission. But you and I will have a nice long talk once this is over.
GF: So... can I have my suit and crowbar back? I'm pretty sure the perception filter will mask it's presence.
*Kirk considers for a moment, before nodding*
Kirk: Alright. I'll get them to send it down in a moment.
*flicks up communicator*
Kirk: Kirk to Enterprise, come in Enterprise. *Krrssccchhhttt* I repeat. Kirk to Enterprise. Enterprise, please respond. *Krrrsssccchhhttt*
The quartet look at eachother.
GF: That's not good.
Zecora: As is the fact that I trusted you so far... Now do please tell me what you meant by traveled the stars?
*the group whips around to reveal Zecora standing with a bamboo stick, held in a recognizably offensive stance*
(as it is)
The Present
-Ponyville-
Sweet Apple Acres
*Ponyville*
*BB and SH enters the home of the Apple's*
BB: *peaks through door* Hello? Anypony home? *He hears snoring, and when Brauburn took a step in the floor creaks*
Granny Smith: *snooze bubble pops and rapidly blinks* Brauburn? *sees LS* and Miss Strongheart! What a surprise. Ah never heard you two are visiting!
LS: Hello, Granny Smith.
BB: Howdy! Doin' well out here? How are da apple orchards? Haven't heard much aside from da letters Ah generally get.
GS: Oh, who do you think we are? Amateurs? *laughs* We are doing just fine. The apples are ripe. Just in time for some of mah good ol' apple pie. You are free to have some later.
BB: Great! Cousin Big Mac and Applejack out on the fields?
GS: Nope.
BB: Wha?
GS: For whatever reason it is, the foals came to AJ shoutin' about somethin' and went out lickety-split. Big Mac went along with them, somethin' about the hospital.
BB and LS:*looks at each other, worried about what she said*
(As it is)
Time unspecified
-The Enterprise-
The Engine Room
-On the enterprise-
Scotty, in the engine room: Bring me the cortical screw wrench!
Random engineer: Aye, Sir.
*A few minutes pass*
Scotty, in a fit of rage: GGGRRRAAAAAGGH!! I JUS DONNA GET IT! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YE? *pants, while engineers eye him funny.
*Security officer walks in*
SO: SIR! We've got some bad news. We've only got twelve more hours of air left.
Scotty: Well than distribute the emergency masks then, ya idiot!
SO: Sir, that estimate included the masks, which we've already distributed to everyone we could. Yours is here, too, sir.
*Scotty pales*This is nea very good at all. Take that mask yourself. I'll be fine. You! Get to work on the auxiliary generator! I want her running five minutes ago. And you four! Get to Cargo Bay Three and see if you can't scrounge up some power boxes and hook 'em up to the air scrubbers. It should give us some more time.SO: But sir-
Scotty: THAT'S AN ORDER!
SO: AYE, SIR!
*At that moment, Chekov runs through the open doorway*
Chekov: SIR! I found something!
Scotty: What is it?
Chekov: Well, sir, it's an old HAM radio I had been tinkering with. It should be able to send a signal to the rest of the fleet, perhaps even the Captain if we can boost the signal with the ships communications.
Scotty: That.... actually could work. Come with me, we'll need a powerbox and a bunch o'prayers.
(As it is)
-The Dalek Flagship, The Caesar-
The Control Room
"Random hacker": *to SD* I'm Bronze Statue, thank you SO MUCH for asking. Now, if we could all just calm down, I'm sure we could fix the computers without killing each other. First, is there any sort of backup power so we can get anything back online? Once we have power, I think I might be able to get one ship enough control to land. Second, killing each other and flinging insults won't speed that up. Third, and this is kind of related to the first point, where are your engineers, SwimmingDalek? And fourth, where did RA put the cookie dough?
*Picks up where we left off*
Bronze Status: Well.... my hacking codename is Bronze Statue, thank you SO MUCH for asking. Now, if we could all just calm down, I'm sure we could fix the ship without killing each other first. Firstly, is there any sort of backup power so we can get anything back online? Once we have power, I think I might be able to get at least this ship back online. From there I can help work on the others. Second, killing each other and flinging insults won't speed that up. Third, and this is kind of related to that. Where the f*ck are your engineers? And fourth, WHERE DID REGISTERED ANONYMOUS PUT THE COOKIE DOUGH!!!????*
*All the hackers, Swimming Dalek, BRP, and Registered Anonymous, who is still on the floor barely moving, look at him, slightly confused by that last outburst. After a moment, Swimming Dalek removes his hand from his gun.*
*I turn into my true Multiform shape and curl around myself* Okay, calm down... breathe... Okay... I'm fine now. So, who are you?
Swimming Dalek: You're right. *turns back into his true multiform shape* Okay, calm down.... breathe.... Okay, I'm fine now.
BS: Which brings me to my fifth point.
R.A.: ...I'll have to agree with this guy on everything he says except for one small itsy bitsy detail... why do you want to know the location of my cookie dough?
*suddenly the atmosphere of the room becomes so thick you could cut it with a knife.*
R.A.: Because if you want some of my famous cookies that's one thing, but you handling my cookie DOUGH is another.
*begins getting up with the darts effects wearing off* Cause if another man handles another man's cookie dough it could lead to some... 'complications' to your health if you will. *gets up close to Bronze Statue's face staring at him menacingly*
So, why do you want to know the location of my cookie dough Bronze Statue? Hm?*off to the corner*
Hacker 1: *whispers to Hacker 2* I can't believe his parents named him Bronze Statue of all things.
Hacker 2: Yeah at least our names are more... normal.
Registered Anonymous: WHAT WAS THAT YOU SAID ABOUT MY COOKIE DOUGH!?
BS: *ignores him* You're a multiform, so you can breathe in space right?
SD: Right...
BS: And so can the daleks right?
SD: Right....
BS: Well then, what are we breathing right now?
*Suddenly, the atmosphere in the room becomes so thick you could cut it with a knife.*
Hacker 1: Well fu-
Hacker 2: How long do we have?
BRP: If I had to guess. I'd say about two hours.
H2: What makes you say that?
BRP: With the amount of us here, and the level of oxygen that was on the ship, I think that's how I think it'd take for us to breath it all up.
H2: Then what happens after that?
BS: We'd last about as long as it takes for the average does without oxygen.
H2: So what do we do?
BS: Well I have an idea.... but it's not very good.
SD: What is it. At this point, any idea is better than nothing.
BS: All of us have to move to the Enterprise. They have a life support system that can support humans, we'll have to help them get that back online first if we want to survive.
BRP: But they're probably offline too.
BS: Which is why I said this probably isn't a very good idea.
SD: And even then... the Enterprise is in the hanger bay, but since there's no power....
BRP: What are you getting at?
SD: What's in the hanger right now is essentially the same thing as what's in space.
BS: So there's literally nothing but space between us and the Enterprise right now.
SD: Pretty much.
Hacker 4: I have an idea.
BS: Oh, and what's that.
H4: We could build a giant hamster wheel to supply temporary power to the ship while we try to figure out what's wrong. Registered Anonymous could run in it and-
*BRP walks up and slaps him before he can finish.*
BRP: You f*cking idiot! Where are we gonna get the parts for a giant hamster wheel in this situation!?
H4: Oh.... right....
H1: Yeah, plus, I don't think that would work..... at all....... sorry man.
BS: Yeah, that idea has about as much chance of working as letting Registered Anonymous "fix" the computers does.
H4: *looks down, sad* Okay....
Regulus: Backup power systems are accessible, but they cannot be accessed by any remote mechanisms, and must be manually activated.
Aldebaran (lead Strategist Dalek): Wait! If the Slenderpony is capable of breaching our systems, then it must be on-board the ship! It is waiting for us to go for the back-up power supply!
Me: Well, f*ck me in the keyhole... well, who else has any ideas?
*Dalek's Regulus and Aldebaran come up*
Regulus: Backup power systems are accessible, but they cannot be accessed by any remote mechanisms. They must be manually activated.
Aldebaran: Wait! If the Spenderpony is capable of breaching our systems, then it must be on-board the ship! It is waiting for us to go for the back-up power supply!
*Swimming Dalek's expression changes, suddenly he's pissed.
Hacker 2: Great, so we're suffocating right now, we have no way to the Enterprise, the thing that shut us all down is probably waiting for us there so it can kill us, and not a single electronic thing is working.
*Suddenly, out of nowhere*
Nana: Well, I wouldn't say that.
*BRP's wrist computer comes on*
Hacking AI: You can say that again.
Status: edited
Also I would like to take a moment to acknowledge this comment.
Then degrade into a coughing fit, and start moaning. And start muttering "Meat. I mean seriously? You guys don't eat meat? How dare you?! I love meat! I love meat in my mouth! I love the way it explodes with juice in my mouth. I really, really love meat and everything about it! I love meat all over me! I love to eat all kinds of meat, you know, white meat, dark meat, all kinds of meat. I love meat, why do you guys hate meat? JESUS! You stupid ponies, meat is good for you! It does the body good. Get it in you whatever way you can. Whatever way you get that meat in ya is ok with me.
Rarity response: 
Thank you Gordon Freebrony... thank you very much.
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Lyra:
Here is what you do. Ask Jason how he healed so fast. Whatever he answers, judge it by what you've seen so far. Smoke up some weed if you have to to make sense of it. Then ask if he wants to go back to your place or not.
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I think that weed is the last thing that she needs right now. When you have just seen something that would make you metaphorically shit bricks, the last thing you want to do is hallucinate.
Lyra, you know how Jason healed so quickly. That weird Roanan magic thing that he does. You need to talk to Twilight about how it works. She is probably the most qualified pony to help.
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Hacker 7: How is your wrist computer working?
HAI: We downloaded into it and then shut it off from the network. The virus propagated by the slenderpony wasn't able to enter. What is the nature of the virus? Is it that nothing is powered, or that nothing is responding to your commands. If it can hear, I can get in and shut it down.
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The real question is, can I write a cool HAI vs Virus metaphor sequence? It would be pretty cool and can use literally any metaphor or medium that includes one force fighting another.
take him home, get him high(without yourself getting high), ask about that power thing,
decide to become a carnivore, 
go on a barbecue binge at fluttershy's
, 
stuff angel bunny, 
put him on a mantle above a fire place, 
by a rifle, 
put it next to the stuffed angel bunny, then use it to stop the inevitable alien invasion
, die from a shot through the heart
............
I'd stick with just the first three.
Jason : 1 : decide eggs quality
: 2 : contemplate the eggs thoroughly
: 3 : wonder if you might have lost i.q. from the beating
: 4 : decide you want to be more of a man [propriam penis dilatásti][basically enlarge your junk]
: 5 : feel bad for your stunned friends da amicorum beatitudinem [give friends happiness(as a way to say sorry)]
Lyra : BELIEVE IN THE JASON THAT BELIEVES IN YOU ! no way are they taking your friend from you especially after he came so close to something like... THAT! Deck that doctor in the face! or contemplate it... or politely refuse
[Lesbian Lyra Loony Lunar gonad powers activate!]
Jason literally just showed you yesterday's horrific events with some sort of unheard of human magic, the advanced healing really shouldn't be that far fetched.
You decide to check Jason out of the hospital where he can be surrounded by allies and he can detail what his next move is, heck the princesses should probably be contacted, plus if that clown thing is still out there, who's to say that it won't come for him in the night? Strength in Numbers.
Also you wonder why Jason said that you didn't have movies in Equestria, there are movie theaters after all (Babs Seed Song at 0:47)
Go visit Jason and ask him how he healed so fast and if he replies with the following line "I'm just a fast healer." call bullshit on him or you know just smoke some weed.
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R.A.: Well I don't know about you guys, but I'm going to where those backup power systems are at and beat the hell out of this Slenderpony. *begins walking towards the exit*
Hacker #1: Oh no you don't! *shoots a blowdart at R.A.*
R.A.: *quickly ducks before getting hit by it* Ha nice try! Fool me once shame on you, fool twice shame on you again, and fool me thrice you're gonna get curb stomped by Registered Anonymous!
Hacker #1: Well you shouldn't go gung ho into the fray till we come up with some sort of plan.
R.A.: *grumbles* Fine, but make it quick I'm itching for a fight!
First off, WHY DIDN'T YOU INCLUDE MY 'well, f*ck me in the keyhole' LINE? THAT WAS AWESOME!
Second, JASON! If you want to get up now, do so... you walk towards the door, you open it... AND YOU WALK THE MOTHERFUCKING DINOSAUR!
*back to the side story*
Me: Well, if we can turn on the engines, one way or another, the air supply system can work again... I don't care how crazy it is, I'm going there...
Aldebaran: Master! If Slenderpony IS down there, then your death is imminent! It feeds off of FEAR, and is practically IMMORTAL!
Me: ... Slenders live off the fear of the race they shape themselves to be like... I'm not afraid.. *turn into Multiform sand and shoot into the air ducts, towards the backup power* And I'm no pony...
Well, I got nothing.
Can Snowflame make a comment?
No.
Too bad, it is obvious that Cthulhu Man has the power of cocaine! Tell him to embrace the power of the white god of ecstasy! Oh and Snowflame Writter Guy, get back to writing Snowflame!
I want to do other things right now.
That wasn't a suggestion. It was an order.
You have a lot to think about. Get some water and chew something vigorously to ease the anxiety a little. Wait, no. Jason had just survived wounds that no normal pony could recover from for WEEKS! Whatever books said about humans, they sure never told you about this! Everything you seemed to learn about humans had seem pointless compared to this. How can this be? Jason, who was on the run just a few weeks ago, have powers strong enough to... to...
You need that water, and flowers to chew on.
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*At the ship*
Nana: I can scan the area for whatever's messing with the ship. I can't do a full diagnosis like I can when I'm integrated into the ship. It has to be nearby for me to pick up, so I'm going to have to tag along.
Hacker: You can do that? But how?
Nana: Us ponies may not have radars like you, but we have detection spells for various things and magic sensory enchantments for my user. I was made to gather and analyze information, even at the most dire of situations, for my partners.
Hacker: So... Magic?
Nana: Yes, magic.
*Ponyville*
LS: I know Ponyville is strange, and seem to attract incidents every Tuesday, but something is just a bit... off.
BB: Ah hear ya. As happy all the folks around here are, someth'in scared them bad.
LS: You actually listened to the Teach about predicting bad things?
BB: Nope. It's just easy to tell from those mares whisperin' to each other. The "Dramatic Flower Trio" if I read my letters right. Should we go and ask what's wrong?
LS: I'm curious about this. Let's.
*walks up to them*
LS: Uhh, excuse me. What's bothering you three?
Lily: The blood! Sweet Celestia all that blood!
Rose: The horror! The horror!
BB: Somethin' tells me that this mission is goin to be more than just a delivery job...
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BRP: well if he's going, I'm going too. I'm no pony either and if that thing wants a fight, I'm going to give it one. Hey, RA, SD, save a piece for me! *runs out of the door*
Hacker 3: They're crazy!
Hacker 1: Well, they just left. So, how do we fix this ship?
Hacker 2: We could try rerouting power through the auxiliary buffers and into the life support systems to start off with. Remember, RA is going to be fighting. If he gets his hands on a flamethrower, we could run out of oxygen in seconds!
Hacker 1: Agreed. We should get the O2 scrubbers working as soon as possible.
Hacker 3: Guys, we're working for MAD PEOPLE!
Hackers 1&2: You get used to it.
Jason- 1) After explaining, have a massive headache from abusing your powers.
2) Scream "You stealing me little men?!?!?!???" for no apparent reason.
Summon a Latin Dictionary. And grammar book.
Why didn't you put the meat rant in? Damn you author!
Immediately rush back and force the answers out of the perfectly healthy Jason. HOW DID HE DO THAT?
-On the surface-
*phaser sound*
GF: WHAT THE FUCK, MAN!
Kirk: Relax. It's on stun.
Spock: This may prove a problem in the future, captain. She will be less likely to trust us now.
McCoy: For once, I agree with the Rock here. This is going to bite us in the ass, Jim
Kirk: Look, we will cross that bridge when we come to it. Now, what are we going to-
*static*cott of the Starsh... ...prise... ...nyone read me?
The group went silent, and Kirk moved off to the side
-On the Enterprise-
Scotty: Huff... The air's getin thinner. We best hurry up.
Chekov: Aye, Sir. We've almost done it.
*a few minutes pass*
Scotty: There. That should do it. Now to see if anyone can pick it up. *turns on radio* Hello? Hello? This is Acting Captain Scott of the Starship Enterprise. Can anyone read me?
(3426519>>3425957 I'm assuming Nana and the Hacking AI can pick up the signal too, but it will take them time too)
*static*
Kirk: ..otty? That y... e.. situation... wha.... lost contact.... suit... what... on?
Scotty: Captain! You're a bit spotty there, I'm going to try to boost the signal. There, is that better?
Kirk: Yes. A wonderful job as always. Now what happened to communications?
Scotty: Not just communications, sir. The whole ship died. It's as if something just latched on and stole every ounce of power, both potential and live. We've got powerpacks hitched to Life Support, but we cannea last much longer.
Kirk: I rust you can get the power back?
Scotty: Tha's just it, captain, the generators won't restart. Even the shielded core is dead, and the fuel won't reignite. I donna know what's wrong.
Kirk: That is troubling. In any case, get the power back. I want you to check in every hour when possible. I've got my own situation down here.
Scotty: Aye, Captain.
...
Chekov: Captain! Have the AIA operatives arrived yet?
Kirk: AIA opratives?
Chekov: Apologies, Sir. The AIA sent operatives to Ponyville and they should have arrived today. A Buffalo and a... uhh.. Apple relation I believe, sir. We were told they can help.
Kirk: I'll look into it. Kirk out.
...
Scotty: Now to get these blasted generators back online. Chekov, I want you to stay here and man the comms. Let me know if we get anyone else to pick up.
Chekov, Aye, Sir.
-In the Everfree-
GF: Perhaps these operatives could help us with... her.
Spock: It is a logical assumption,
Kirk: but where would they be?
...
...
...
GF: Perhaps the apple family homestead. Chekov did say one was an apple.
Kirk: Alright. Spock, Bones, watch our guests. Gordon, lead the way...
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Sooo.... used the LOIC/LOWC recently?
...
I wonder if SLenderpony used a DoS/DDoS attack to disable the ships.
P.S. I feel stupid, having just realized what your username and character really is.
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HAI is back in BRP's wrist computer, who is now running after SD and is soon to be joined by RA as soon as he gets online. HAI is going to be busy watching BRP's back for a short while. As such, he won't be paying much attention to the message. He will receive it and save the data for future perusal.
Jason: summon a latin dictionary and grammar book to start studying. You're gonna need it. After that, start eating like you just got out of a famine. If Needful Things is any reference, using higher powers burns a metric fuckton of calories.
Lyra:
1. grab a top hat.
2. Do things. (i don't know, just do something!)
SIDE STORY:
Me: *to RA* So we're going to asphyxiate in a couple hours. In the meantime, wanna bake some cookies while the Engineers figure out a way to get some oxygen flowing?
*to Aldebaran* So, how exactly did Daleks end up following a Multiform? (SD, take that where you will.)
interogate him for information
or
stare at nothing wide eyed badfled at this
3427799 SD ran off to go and fight the slenderpony. I recently ran out after him and RA will probably follow us soon, if he doesn't mysteriously turn up there before us.
Lyra: Tell the doctor everything you know about the human immune system and self-repair functions.
Meanwhile, at sea:
Xortu looked up from his map, noticing his lamp go out. Getting up, he walked over to it and unscrewed the light-bulb with his magic. After shaking it gently, he frowned. "Hmm... The bulb's still good..." Just then, his communications officer, a slippy pony from Mistyoceans, knocked and entered. "The radio's just gone out sir." "As has my lamp... Switch to the signal flags for now. I think we may have just been given reason to act." "Yes sir!" "And gather the Captains. I have new orders for them."
A few hours later, the fleet split up. Two frigates headed for Fillydelphia, the four monitors and six more frigates to Manehatten, and the remaining eight, including the USS Constitution and all six long-ships, for Horseshoe Bay and Baltimare. All three squadrons were under orders to enforce a full blockade of any military related commerce, down to the very last bullet.
Map used.
(Just to be clear, I've been trying to add a naval force to our OC army... Oh! One advantage to having a wind and steam powered fleet? No vital electronics to knock out!)
Mistyoceans
3430300I know, the parentheses were OOC.
Lyra, ask Jason if he wants to leave the hospital or stay so the doctors can have a look at him. Let him choose.