20% more awesome because you are in this chapter
Rainbow Dash's Totally Awesome Dream
Danger Zone - Kenny Loggins
(You are not allowed to read this chapter unless this song is playing. Thus is the rule of Rainbow Dash)
You're having such a nice dream. Everypony is watching you on your raised cloud pedestal, cheering you on as you loudly show off your wings which rival the size of Celestia's. Then you take off, flying through the air at tremendous speeds, pulling off not one, not two, but three sonic rainbooms in a row without breaking a sweat. Then you land amoungst the cheering again. Finally you step down from your pedestal, walking over to your friends, whom each have their own special new perks.(what, did they think you were really that shallow to only dream of your own peak of triumph?) Twilight is an alicorn for some reason, which causes you to do a double take for a moment, but the feeling passes, showing Rarity in a morphing dress, she seems so proud she must have made it herself. Fluttershy is surrounded by animals, smiling as she sung with them. Pinkie was... being Pinkie, she looked almost like Jason, yet with pinker skin and hair. She was also wearing clothes, a bubble-gum dress with her cutie mark on it, a white shirt with a heart, and a blue vest. And Applejack was standing their, her mane slick with sweat, a bag of bits next to her. Applejack looked at Rainbow, a seductive smile on her lips... wait, did you really think about Applejack like that? Well, she is rather good looking, but you're not a filly fooler, right? You should make a decision now and sti-
The rumbling of course being the stomping of many ponies hooves as they look upon you and your awesomeness. They cannot, no, will not let up, for you are there, the pony they all came to see. You stand there atop your raised cloud pedestal in your new Wonderbolt's uniform. All the other Wonderbolts had finished their routine, as was part of the show, but now it was time for the main event, the one that all these ponies were truly waiting for, the greatest Wonderbolt of them all. That's right, you.
You flare your wings out, and that only causes the crowd to roar even louder than before. As awesome as it is to just stand there and watch all these ponies cheer for you, for you.... you're not about to let them all leave here disappointed. You don't keep them waiting any longer, you, with your wings still out, you run forward and leap off of the cloud pedestal and into the air. Again, all of the ponies cheer like mad as you do.
You fly off the join the other wonderbolts and do all of your famous stunts with them. What, just cause all these ponies were here to see YOU doesn't mean that you're gonna let the other wonderbolts fade into the clouds. They were your teammates, they all deserved a bit of the spotlight too. They all fly with you and perform several loops, stunts, and all sorts of things. You even flew up as high as you could and folded your wings back in, just to let Soarin catch you right as you're about to hit terminal velocity. You wanted him to hang on for a little bit longer, but hey, he was kind of sappy like that sometimes, and hey, it was all still in good fun.
After that, you and the other wonderbolts race each other, though only Spitfire and Fleetfoot are able to come even remotely close to matching your speeds. You hold back a little bit for them to make the show more interesting, but you don't let them pass. After all, if you left them completely in the dust, it wouldn't be much of a show, even though you totally could.
The crowd cheers like mad as you come in first place (of course you would), over the cheers, you turn to notice Spitfire looking at you.
"Go for it," was all she said. You don't need to be told twice. You flare out your wings one last time for all the ponies to see, which again, causes them to cheer like mad.
You fall for only a few feet before you turn yourself around and fly up as high as you can. Higher, higher, higher well above the clouds. It's not long before the cheers of the crowd below you become little more than a whisper, but still you keep going. You fly up higher and higher, and soon you see the stars. That's when you stop. This is the perfect height.
You stop there for a moment and spread out your wings and hooves, and let yourself fall. You close your eyes and enjoy the breeze for several moments, the nice, cool breeze. Soon, it becomes more than a breeze as the wind picks up. You're gaining speed. Then, you open your eyes back up, it was time.
You flip over and with a burst of your powerful wings, you start flying downwards, right towards the arena below. It's little more than a dot from this height, but you know which one it is.
You fly faster, faster, faster, as fast as you can. You feel yourself starting to reach mach five. Still, you rev up the speed of your wings, and listen to their howling roar. You can feel the tension, begging you to touch and go, but no, not you. Then, you reach mach 5, and you do it, your signature move, the one they all came to see. You are on the-
Rainbow dash quickly, become 30% cooler. Then you would be... TO COOL TO DO MATH (about 160% cool)
HIGH
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WAY
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THE
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MACH 10. MACH 20. MACH 40. MACH 80. THIS IS FASTER THAN YOU'VE EVER FLOWN, AND STILL.... NOT... ENOUGH.... ALMOST....... MACH 160!
YOU PERFORM FIVE SOLD SONIC RAINBOOMS IN A ROW!!! THAT'S RIGHT FIVE. SUCK IT DOUBLE RAINBOOM YOU JUST PULLED OFF FIVE SONIC RAINBOOMS! THE DOUBLE RAINBOOM CAN KISS YOUR GORGEOUS FLANK!
YOU'D CALL YOURSELF 200% COOLER NOW, BUT SCREW THAT! THERE ISN'T EVEN A NUMBER TO MEASURE HOW COOL YOU ARE!!!!
You fly down at Mach 160 past the arena and all the crowd in it. You're flying too fast to see them, but you're pretty sure they all just felt the wind of awesomeness that no doubt passed by them as you flew right through the center of the arena. You fly close enough to the ground before you pull back up and fly back towards the arena.
You fly back up and land on another cloud pedestal that the other wonderbolts brought out for you. You land gracefully and throw your hooves and wings up. The crowd is absolutely nuts right now, they cannot believe what they've just seen, even the other Wonderbolts can't believe what you just did. Soarin is shedding tears of joy right now and Spitfire is just smiling confidently at you. She then winks at you, you wink back and turn your attention back to the crowd.
They love you....
They...
love...
you.....
Rainbow Dash! Build THE FORTRESS OF FANTASTIC!
After that incredibly, awesomely, not enough good adjectives in the world to describe how awesome it was, show, you and most of the other wonderbolts retire to your FORTRESS OF FANTASTIC! Which you built yourself using all of your weather managing skills, flying skills, and all the money you got for being so damn famous.
You all walk inside and see your friends there waiting for you. What, just because you're famous now doesn't mean that you're gonna abandon them. They're your friends. You would never do that to them.
Just like you they've all made it in their own ways. Twilight is now and alicorn... for some reason. You guess all the that egghead spent with Princess Celestia made her a princess herself. Rarity is now a famous as tartarus fashion designer. She's wearing some kind of morphing, constantly changing dress that changes every time you look at it. She says that it's her greatest work to date. You don't really know anything about this, so you just take her word for it. Fluttershy, is as always, surrounded by animals. That will never change about her. Pinkie Pie was.... well, still Pinkie Pie. Though for some reason she was wearing clothes.... She was wearing a Spidermare outfit... you're not sure why.
Applejack is.... umm..... you have to stop for a moment and do a double take when you see Applejack. She's standing there looking all sweaty for some reason. Her hat is gone and her mane is let down as opposed to being tied up like it usually is, and for some reason she is wearing pants... and a white shirt... that hugs her body... tightly... oh so tightly... and the look she's giving you. That smile... that sweet... seductive... smile... it's just so.... you want to-
Where you just thinking of Applejack like that? No, you're not a fillyfooler, at least you don't think you are, but-
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APPLEJACK LYING ON A BED SREAD OUT FOR YOU WAITING FOR YOU TO MAKE A MOVE!!!!
The hay was that.....
ANYWAY
All of you then move upstairs to your "chamber of passion" as you like to call it, which has a large pool big enough for all of you filled with strawberries and cream in the middle of it. Not many ponies know this about you, but you like strawberries and cream... a lot actually. It's not something you're ashamed of, it just... doesn't really come up in conversation that much.
Anyway, the wonderbolt outfits are off now, and all of you are relaxing in the giant pool of strawberries and cream. The cream getting places you can't even dream (and if you do dream it, then it says a lot about you doesn't it).
Suddenly, you feel a hoof scratch your chin, and then look over to see Spitfire staring right at you, for she has been sitting next to you this whole time. She's giving you the bedroom eyes. Does she.
SUDDENLY, YOU FEEL YOUR HEAD GET PULLED BY ANOTHER PAIR OF HOOVES AS APPLEJACK GRABS YOU, PULLS YOU OVER TO HER, AND STARTS KISSING YOU FURIOUSLY!!!!
The rumbling infiltrates your dream and distorts it. What starts off as an awesome dream with you leading the Wonderbolts and Tank into a battle with a dragon that looks like Greed Spike, quickly changes.
You are now 30 years older in a red room where Soarin and Spitfire just start making out, Spike is now in his regular form, but he is wearing a red suit and dancing, he tells you that your favorite brand of gum will be coming back. Pinkie Pie is laughing crazily into a mirror, yet no sound comes out, while Twilight dances in a circle with a picture of Jason Morgan. Iron Will appears and just says "The Owls Are Not What They Seem.". Spitfire then whispers into your ear who attacked Jason Morgan (Which you will forget when you wake up), then Owlowiscious appears in front of you and scares you out of your slumber.
You briefly wonder what the buck was up with that dream.
You then see Big Mac carrying and injured Jason and you go down to help out.
You pull away after what seems like forever to see Applejack looking at you with the same bedroom eyes look she gave you when you first walked in. She must have really wanted that kiss... and so did you.... really... want...
You then look back over to see Spitfire making out with Soarin suddenly. Wait, was Soarin even in the tub of strawberries and cream with you guys?
Then suddenly, Spike moonwalks into the room wearing a red suit and starts dancing for seemingly no reason.
"Your favorite brand of gum is coming back," he tells you before he keeps dancing.
You then look over to see Pinkie Pie, who is no longer in her Spidermare outfit looking into a mirror and laughing, though no sound is coming out.
Directly in front of you, Twilight is now dancing in some kind of spellbinding circle with a picture of that human Jason Morgan. She's dancing with the picture, like ballroom dancing with it... what the buck?
"THE OWLS ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM!!!" Fluttershy screams with a forces that you've only heard from Princess Luna. Did she just learn the royal Canterlot voice?
"What the buck is going on here!?" You ask aloud, but nopony answers you. Suddenly this little excursion to your chamber of passion took a turn for the weird.
Suddenly, you hear a scream. A Rarity scream. You all look across the room to see Rarity, for some reason, covered in blood. Her morphing dress is gone, and she now has blood all over her. None of you say a word, and she just keeps screaming.
Then, out of nowhere, she starts running towards you. You runs right through Twilight's circle and knocks her over, which also knocks the picture out of her hooves, causing it to shatter. She then makes a beeline right for you, then right when she reaches the edge of the pool, she makes a great leap, right for you.
She then lands in the pool right on top of you and throws her hooves around you, which for some reason, causes you and only you to fall right through the floor of your fantastic fortress. You fall, fall, fall, fall and keep falling.
"WHAT IS GOING ON!!!???" You scream with all you can.
Earthquake?
Ghost of Daring Do: Not even a four pointer, go back to sleep.Oh, okay...
Realize you just spoke to the disembodied spirit of your favorite fictional character.What the hell?
Then, you open your eyes and sit back up. You're breathing hard and you're sweating a little... for some reason. You also hear a scream directly below the cloud you're sleeping on.
"What the buck!?" you ask.
"Sounds like somepony is in trouble!" The ghost of Daring Doo says to you.
"WHAT!?" You say as you sit back up, but then stop yourself. "Wait..." you say as you slowly realize who you just spoke to. "You're not real."
"If I were you," the ghost of Daring Doo says to you. "I'd be more concerned about the fact that one of your friends is in trouble right now. You can ponder why you're talking to the disembodied spirit of your favorite fictional character later." You want to respond, but you stop yourself. She does have a point.
Investigate.
Peek over the (insert what you're sleeping on here) and look to see what the commotion is. Its disturbing your nap.
Rainbow Dash: Wake up, be annoyed, and look over the edge of your cloud to find out what has the audacity to make a rumbling noise! Inconsiderately interrupting YOUR very much needed and deserved nap!
Go and investigate, somepony could be hurt.
So with that, you stand back up and look down into the town of Ponyville. It doesn't take you long to find the source of the screaming. Directly below you, running into town with a running speed that would make even you a little envious, are Applejack, Big Macintosh, and the CMC's, who are now joined by freshly screamed Rarity. Not only that, but Jason Morgan is on Big Macintosh's back.... and he looks unconscious.
It doesn't take long at all for you to put the pieces of this one together.
"Celestia buck me!" you say to yourself before you jump off the cloud you're on and fly towards them all as fast as you can.
Rainbow: Ask what's going on.
"What's going on!?" You ask as you reach their level. You don't land, you just hover above them and keep flying to match their speeds. Now that you're closer, you can see that Jason is definitely bleeding. Oh buck, this is worse than you thought.
Rainbow: *wakes up from her nap to hear something reminicant to a stampede* *looks down to see the apples, scoots and sweetie belle sprinting towards the hospital with Jason on Big Mac's back covered in blood* *flys down so fast that she leaves an image of herself behind.* AJ what's going on? What happened to Jason?
apple jack: Jason's hurt bad and ah don know what in the hay happened but we need to hurry
Rainbow:*flys close to Big Mac* pass him here I'll get him to the hospital in 10 seconds flat. *takes him from Big Macs back*
*exactly 10 seconds later* *arrives at hospital out of breath with Jason on your back* he needs help something attacked him, some pony help him.Medical pony: *sprints over with a stretcher flanked by several nurses* *loads Jason on* *whole party sprints down a corridor with Jason in tow*
AJ:*arrives out of breath* *whiping head around to catch sight of Jason* will he be okay?
RD:*shakes head* I honestly have no idea.
"What happened to Jason!?" you ask, now just as worried as the rest of them.
"Ah don't know!" Applejack responds. "Ah don't know what happened but he's hurt bad! We need tah hurry!" You don't need to hear anymore. You look down at Jason. There's a pretty large bite in his neck and he's bleeding onto Big Macintosh. He's bleeding quite a bit. Whatever happened, it must not have been good.
You're not about to see anypony like this, you're just about to tell Big Macintosh to hand him over to you, but then you stop yourself when you realize something. Jason's bigger than you are. Hell, the reason you just now realized that only Big Macintosh is carrying him is because he is the only pony who can since he's just as big as Jason is. If it were another pony, sure you'd have no problem flying him or her over to the hospital, but Jason isn't a pony. It's not a matter of weight, but mostly just his size and the shape of his body, he's be awkward to carry, and...
Ah buck it.
"Pass him over to me!" You say to Big Macintosh. Him, Applejack, and Rarity all look at you concerned. If you had to guess, you'd say they realized the implications of you carrying him too.
"Dash," Applejack says, she's about to say more, but you don't let her.
"Just do it!" You scream at them.
PERSPECTIVE SHIFT: Fluttershy
You are Fluttershy. Caretaker of animals, the element of kindness, and lover of nature, though you're not quite sure why everypony thinks that you like trees so much or think that you are one yourself. You only made one little remark like that when you went to Appaloosa, it didn't mean anything. Yeah, you like trees because they are a part of nature, and like you said, you love all things nature but... ah that's not important now.
Currently you are walking through the Everfree Forest with Angel Bunny on your back. Normally, nopony ever comes out this way cause, well, it's the Everfree Forest, that's reason enough alone, but you're not afraid. You can handle most of the animals that lurk out here. Unless it's a dragon, then it's a whole nother issue. Plus, since you've met Zecora, walking this path has been a little easier since you come out her to see her sometimes, but not today.
Today, you take a cut through some trees and onto a path that only you know, and right as pass through two more trees, you come out in it. You're eyes go wide and you feel a smile brush across your face as you see it.
It's your own private little garden out here for your special plants. You discovered them years ago before Twilight moved in to town. You didn't think much of the plants that grew here at first, but then after you discovered their medicinal properties and how they helped animals and ponies relax, you took it upon yourself to start caring for them, and wouldn't you know it, some ponies would pay big money for batches of these plants to help them relax. In time, they became Ponyville's best kept, and yet most popular, secret.
Nopony knows of this place, except you, and nopony knows how to get here or where in the Everfree Forest this is, but you do. Today, the plants are blooming beautifully today. You lean down and smell one... Ohhhhh that feels good. You feel it's effect's almost instantly. It's not as powerful as when you inhale it as smoke though, but you feel it. Angel Bunny takes a whiff of it as well, and surely enough he feels it too.
Yep, this batch is certainly gonna be good one, you're sure of it.
What do you do?
(Just letting you all know. Next week there will not be any updates to this story because I will be attending the San Diego Comic Con with DaedaltheusXIV. So yeah. I might post a few little joke chapters next week, but nothing serious. So yeah, sorry, but no updates next week. Just warning you all now so you don't get mad when I suddenly disappear. Oh, and just reminding all of you since I have your attention. I do reserve the right to take days off whenever I want without announcing them ahead of time. So yeah... Anyway, I'll let you know how Comic Con was when I get back 
)
-Side Story-
-Ponyville-
Golden Oaks Library
-At the library-
A small purple dragon opened the door, a bored expression on his face."Welcome to the Books and Branches Library. Where books grow from the Branches." He said in an emotionless voice.
"Greetings, Spike I'm glad you're not meek, for these ponies have knowledge of which they seek." Zecora said. (Yes, I know the rhyme was weak. Screw you. I'm tired and can barely think of them)
Yawning, Spike looked up at Zecora and the group. "Oh. I haven't seen you around recently, Zecora," he said, "and I haven't seen you at all. Have you met... her yet?" For the last sentence, he lowered his voice, looking left and right out the door before saying so.
"Who?" Gordon asked, knowing perfectly well who he was talking about.
"Oh. Good. Right, umm, well, what do you need?" Spike said, straightening up. "Twilight left me in charge of the library till she returned from Canterlot. Though no one has come in since then. It's kinda boring."
Gordon filed the knowledge away for now, before replying to Spike. "We're looking for history, recent and old, as well as regional information, world maps, and other such information." He recited the list of things he thought nautical mariners would need if they were in their situation. A few minutes later saw the group and SPike sitting at a table, a teetering pile of books and scrolls in front of them. Gordon had a smaller stack of recent history in front of him , while Spock, Kirk, and McCoy were reading the older history to become more acquainted with the area. Zecora and Spike were looking through Atlases to try and find either 'Iowa' or any other relevant information. They had nothing better to do, so why not.
When they first sat down at the table, McCoy had leaned over towards Kirk and whispered "Scrolls? Just how far back is this planet?" Now he was engrossed in a recounting of Star Swirl's theories on anatomy and healing, every now and again letting out a cry of 'Amazing!' or 'That technique is still experimental back home.' and the such. Spock was reading a book on Magical theory, a soft 'Fascinating' occasionally when he came across entries on magical warp theory and other such scientific advancements. Kirk was perusing through basic history, starting with the formation of the world.
*The Star Trek away team (which now includes Zecora) walk up to the library. When they walk in, Spike comes out to greet them, looking more than a little bored.*
Spike: Welcome to Golden Oaks Lib- Oh, hey Zecora, I haven't seen you around in a while.
*Kirk, Spock and McCoy can't stop staring at him. It's safe to say that none of them expected to see a dragon running the library. Zecora and Gordon however, remain undeterred.*
Zecora: Greetings, Spike I am glad you're not meek, for these ponies have knowledge of which they seek.
*At this, Spike looks behind her at the four ponies, who he's never seen in his life. Three of them can't take their eyes off him and the other one is just looking around. Still, the three looking at him.... it's kind of weird.*
S: Okay.... So um, what do you need? (Straightens up and heads back on into the library, they follow him) Twilight left me in charge while she's in Canterlot, though nopony's come in for a while so it's been kind of boring.
Gordon Freebrony: Well... we're looking for history, recent and old, as well as regional information, world maps, and other such information.
S: Okay... those would be over... (finds it) Here it is.
*A few minutes later, they had all found the materials they wanted, and the moment saw the group and Spike sitting at a table at the center of the library with a teetering pile of books and scrolls in front of them. Gordon had a smaller stack of recent history in front of him while Spock, Kirk, and McCoy were reading the older history books to become more acquainted with the area and the planet. Off to the side, Zecora and Spike were looking through Atlases to try and find either 'Iowa' or any other relevant information.*
McCoy: (Whispers) Scrolls? Just how far back is this planet?
Kirk: ( Whispers) We've seen worse, you know that.
M: I know, but still-
Spock: Fascinating
*The two of them look over to see Spock reading a book on magical theory.
-Somewhere in Appaloosa-
*In the control room of the Dalek ship*
Connection: Green. Video Chat: On
*Grey Appears on screen*
Grey: Nana, are you there?
Nana: Yes, Director. What do you need?
Grey: I'm here for two things. The first being that I have the report on the unknown interferance of the Enterprise's equipment. And it's not exactly unknown, but more of a natural occurance.
Nana: What?
Grey: That's what I said. It's actually the daily use of unicorn magic. Whenever they activate their horn, they emit a static that would be the "EM Wave interferance". Luckily, the Lab Ponies here can work out a filter incase you need to use the affected equipment. They said it's all in the report.
Nana: Ah. Okay, then what's the second?
Grey: (Looks around the control room through the computer screen) Is RA here?
Nana: No, I sent him where SD and BPB are, so he could be watched over. Why?
Grey: Oh, good. Because we have a computer problem.
Nana: How so?
Grey: The data we have been gathering has been overwhelming our servers, so we need the input of the hackers.
Hacker: Well, I guess we could work something out. After all the programming of the ships systems, I say we are more than ready. How long has this been going on?
Grey: ...Er, a few hours after our connection was established.
Hacker: And you didn't tell us anything!?
Grey: Look, we can't risk blowing our cover when we transfer technology so early in this crusade. Indecipherable Data without a key through wireless connection is one thing, but transfering actual advanced computers from another world is another, especially with your equipment interferance. Besides, so much has happened already. I didn't think we needed the added stress.
Hacker: (sigh) We'll see what we can do...
Grey: Great! I'll tell my workers right away!
Hacker: Wait! There's one thing I have to tell you before I go!
Grey: What is it?
Hacker: S.D told the Daleks to survey your current location. He feels as though something's gonna go down. I was told to let you know.
Grey: Ah. Well tell him I said thanks for me please. But just so you know, us ponies aren't helpless as we may seem. We can take care of ourselves.
Hacker: I'll tell that.
Grey: Thank you, and Good bye. (Blinks off screen)
The Communications room of the AIA
Lab Pony: Okay, connection is green, video coming on in 3, 2, 1.
*video comes on, the image of the control room of The Caesar appears in front of them, though there are less hackers than usual present.*
Grey Rebl: Nana, are you there?
Nana: Yes, Director, as always. What do you need?
GR: Good to hear from you again too Nana. I'm here for two things. The first being that I have the report on the unknown interference of the Enterprise's equipment, and it's not exactly unknown, but more of a natural occurrence.
N: What?
GR: That's what I said. It's actually the daily use of unicorn magic. Whenever they activate their horn, they emit a kind of static that would be the "EM Wave interference". Luckily, the Lab Ponies here figured out how to filter it out incase they need to use the affected equipment. It's all in the report that I'm sending to you now.
N: Ah, I see, and the second thing?
GR: Well..... (Looks around the control room through the computer screen) Is Registered Anonymous here?
N: No, I sent him away while he was working on another "project" of his, why?
GR: Oh thank Celestia! Anyway, we have a computer problem.
N: What kind of problem?
GR: The data that we've been gathering has been overwhelming our servers, so we need the input of the hackers.
*Another Hacker comes in that's not hacker 1 or 2*
Hacker 3: You called.
GR: Yes I, wait... Where's the other guy?
H3: What other guy?
GR: The guy that's usually here when I'm talking to you guys?
H3: Oh him, RA punched him in the face and now he's in the infirmary.
GR: What! Why?
H3: Long story. Something about what constitutes a god. He's fine though don't worry about him. So, what do you need?
GR: Okay... well.... Our servers keep crashing and in some cases blowing themselves up from all of the raw data that we've had to gather since you guys got here.
N: You know, all that data's been backed up to my memory banks which-
GR: Yes, yes I know Nana, but that's not the point. We need that data too. So we were hoping that you guys could help us out somehow, you know, since you're more technologically advanced and all that.
H3: If you want someone whose really technologically advanced you should talk to the Daleks, but I guess we could work something out. After all the programming of the ships systems, I'd say we are more than ready to do what you need to. How long has this been going on?
GR: ...Er, a few hours after our connection was established.
H3: And you didn't tell us anything!?
GR: Look, we can't risk blowing our cover when we transfer technology so early in this crusade. Indecipherable Data without a key through wireless connection is one thing, but transferring actual advanced computers from another world is another, especially with your equipment interference. Besides, so much has happened already. I didn't think we needed the added stress.
H3: (sighs) We'll see what we can do.
GR: Great! I'll tell my workers to get on it right away!
H3: Wait! There's one thing I probably should tell you before you go.
Grey: What is it?
H3: Swimming Dalek told the Daleks to keep an eye on your current location. He feels as though something's gonna go down. He told us to let you know.
GR: All right, well tell him I said thanks for me please, but just so you know, us ponies aren't helpless as we may seem. We can take care of ourselves.
H3: I'm sure you aren't. I'll tell that.
Grey: Thank you, and goodbye.
*Screen goes blank*
(Sorry, but Braeburn and Strongheart can't arrive until the next day. Just show them interact on the train a little more. Trust me on this).
-The Dalek Flagship The Caesar-
In one of the Corridors
*Meanwhile on the Caesar*
R.A. begins pondering on what he should do to BRP after that last comment which consists of 1) Smashing the guy's face into the metal wall right behind him and repeat the progress until he is nothing more than a bloody pulp or until BRP says uncle. 2) Shake the guy's hand and congratulate him on having a big pair of Cahones. 3) Bake some more cookies for him. 4) Give BRP one of his bro armbands.
Unfortunately for R.A. his brain starts billowing smoke out of his ears, quite literally mind you, as he tries to make possibly the most important choice in his life.
R.A. then chooses which goes as follows. He raises his right hand up and proceeds to slap BRP not once, not twice, but thrice number of times across the face. He then grabs hold of BRP's hand and shakes it furiously while saying "You sir are by far the only guy that is on board this ship to have the largest pair of cahones besides mine." R.A. then pulls out a bro armband and places it in BRP's hand and says "From this day forth we are officially bros for life."
R.A. then releases BRP's hand and walks over to a bowl and begins making cookies that are NOT from his secret family recipe. "Now I shall make you even more cookies for your celebration and graduation into bro-hood!"
BRP *surreptitiously sneaking cookie dough from the bowl*: The slap was mean, but you know what? That was harder than the slaps they gave me during interrogation resistance in training. That IS impressive, one of them took two steps just to deliver it with more force. But that doesn't matter. We are BROS FOR LIFE. And our lives shall be long, FRUITFUL AND WE SHALL BE AS GODS!!!!!!!! *lightning bolt* So, if daleks are weak against cookie dough...*takes a piece of cookie dough and applies to the end of an arrow* ANTI DALEK ARROWS! Just in case the evil ones come back.
Arrow Inventory:100 wooden arrows
5 explosive arrows
10 armor piercing arrows
2 flare arrows
15 tranquilizer arrows
1 anti-dalek arrow (not retrievable)*Puts tray of cookies in the oven.*
(this says about all it needs to. I don't need to edit anything.)
The Enterprise
-On the Enterprise-
"Uhura, get me a lin' ta >>2806209." Scotti said, sweat on his brow.
"Line Open, sir." Uhura said after a moment.
"Commander, we 'ave a problem. Tha' EM field is back. It's not as strong as it was, but it is messin' with me ship. Scans show it's from the surface. Can ye give me a confirmation? And if ye got any solutions, I'd like ta hear 'em." Scotti said.
Uhura: Incoming message from the control deck of the Caesar. They say they've figured out what the interference we've been getting is and figured out a way to filter it out so that our equipment shouldn't be affected.
Scotty: All right put it through. I wanna see this report for myself.
U: Yes, sir.
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Pick your crop and start heading home. Possibly replant if needed.
Oh happy coincidence! This appeared under the latest update list just as I was looking at the home page! Although I will admit I have sea shanties running right now.
Pick some to feed to Angel. Then you'll smoke some and get the munchies so you go grocery shopping in town square with red eyes and a blunt in your mouth.
Harvest what you need and take a few moments to enjoy the aroma of the flowers.
After harvesting and/or doing what you need to do to ensure healthy plants, you go back the way you came, taking caution as to not to be seen.
Well Fluttershy, rejoice with Angel! Give him a hug and talk about how lovely a crop this is going to be! Then set the little bunny to work, helping you harvest it! After all, you've got a lot of paying customers you need to make happy, and that new bird house isn't going to buy itself.
Harvest your crop, then set fire to the entire Everfree Forest.
After returning with your harvest, set fire to Ponyville.
When Celestia comes to check on what happened, set her on fire, then steal her carriage and ride it back to Canterlot. Set Canterlot on fire.
Before taking any action, pause to wonder why you are so filled with arsonistic impulses today. After enjoying the vivid fantasies, smack Angel for whispering in your ear while you sleep despite numerous times telling him not to.
Then set him on fire.
Start talkin' hippie after you smoked that jive grass, man.
You harvest the crops and take them to ponyville. When you hear rarity screaming. You run over to the scream when you see applejack, big macintosh, Rarity, the CMC, Rainbow dash and on rainbow dash's back is Jason Morgan bleeding out. You run up to them what happened and RD said "I don't know". Then you hear Jason say "No silly rabbit tricks are for kids". Is he talking about angel you say.
Harvest the crops while NOT thinking about dicks.
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*Meanwhile on board the Caesar*
R.A.: *gets finished making his mutha fucking dank as hell cookies* *he then lakes a long, loud sniff to the point where it almost sounded like snorting* Awwww yeah that is what I want to see! ....BRP think fast! *proceeds to launch the entire tray of cookies at BRP*
*Reads that there will be no updates next week.* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *breathes heavily, repeats*
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Fluttershy! Drugs are bad, you should know that. Regulate pony usage and allow no one to get overdoses. Then go into town and sell some to the hospital for its medical properties, bump into RD, Rarity, AJ and the CMC's. Give a medicinal plant to Jason that is NOT a narcotic, hallucinogenic, alphabetic or anything like that. Instead give him a senzu bean. It will instantly restore him to full health and remove all status effects.
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Me: *snatching the first seven cookies out of the air by catching them between his fingers, I flick one into my mouth, holding it there as I jokingly return fire, slinging my own cookies back towards RA.* Om nom nom (speaking around the cookie) these are really good.
Meanwhile, my HAI interfaces with the security system and begins to record the food fight, blaring The Ultimate Showdown out of the speakers mounted on the walls. Hacker 4 walks in, opens his mouth to get us to come to the bridge, closes his mouth as he looks at us and leaves. Slowly the food fight tapers out as we realize we have either eaten or broken all available ammunition.
Me: We should bake some more cookies. Those were awesome. They held up well too, even while traveling at supersonic speeds.
Excluding the medical purposes, she must've run a mafia with the animals. Angel Bunny must be the godfather. You should probably ask Rarity to give him a boss fedora one day, it would be so adorable when he gets relaxed! Since weed is legal in Equestria, there is no worry for arrest, but highly demanded. Highly demanded ones are usually sent by animal critters or by Fluttershy if demand is small.
Think about bunny fires. And then Dragon fires. And then Hellfires. If at all possible, compare Pinkie's Gypsy to Witchcraft, and wonder why she asks for random, weird drugs from you.
Also, Harry (or is it Barry?) is wearing sunglasses. Why? Because it would allow him to watch over the critters at the cottage while your away, so no animal would run in fright from his gaze when he directly looks at them. It kind looks good on him though. The bear feels self-conscious about it.
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*In the Dalek ship control room*
Hacker AI 2: See this? You got nothin' to match this!
Crewmember: Dude, I wish I can do that.
Crewmember 2: Man the way he does that makes it cool, even though it's messed up.
*Out in the middle of the room, was a lonely console.*
Nana: Hmmph. I can be cool too...
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*In the middle of a train ride (and since this is what I get for making the pacing go too fast).*
Brauburn and Little Strongheart finally settle to playing a few games of chess. Every now and then, Brauburn would flirt the oblivious Strongheart. Every now and then, Strongheart would interrupt small talk by finishing a game with a checkmate. Every now and then, they both would take a glance at the small envelope.
B: ...And then the gall was all–
LS: Checkmate.
B: Bah. Ya always win. Can we play somethin' else?
LS: You know, you would have had a chance if you stop getting distracted with small talk.
B: Mah head can't handle all this fancy stuff! Ah need somethin' simpler.
LS: We're lucky enough that one of the workers left a chess board and the pieces to keep our minds off of the depressing trenches. What? You want us to stare at the beautiful sunset for the few hours?
B: Heh, ah would like that. (LS glares at him) Uh, 1 out of 56? If that's how the rematch saying works...
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*At AIA Headquarters/Magitech Facility.*
*Grey Rebl left the server room. A normal human would ask how servers could explode just by having an overload of data. How can you expect taming electricity with magic running against each other, which is how you spark fires, by using arcane gems safe?
*There were a few reasons why he needed the data from the Daleks. One reason, is that with the data, they could easily keep track of all of Equestria with surveillance from space. It makes watching over the once peaceful land a whole lot easier. Although they already have eyes on the surface, which is more detailed in the underground works, sometimes having messenger pegsi to send info isn't fast enough.
*Grey Rebl was going to return to office, but he had one stop before he does. During his time in the facility, development of MagiTech had been slow, which leads to another use for the data: Concepts. Although they agreed to not to introduce technologies, they can borrow mechanics and convert their use for magic theory purposes. Which is how Nana was made– a blend of data and magic, making her the first AI of her kind. Her raw ability to manipulate machines and electricity is scary though. She could combine an iPhone and a potato and make it into a tazer! Whatever an iPhone is. The aquired data quickly pushed their second Magitech project to production phase. The first being computers along with AI producing.
*On his way, Grey Rebl asked a nearby operative to increase security and spread the word. If Swimming felt as though security over the facility was needed, then he should think so for the inside, too. Grey had a certain trust for him.
*Grey Rebl reached his stop. In the room he was in was the labotory. On one side of the room was a long table with various chemicals and enchanted metals with computers wired to some of them. On the other side, there was an enchanted glass wall seperating spectators from the testing chamber. Inside the testing chamber was an armored cowpony and the lab ponies assembling him. Looks like they're testing the MagiTech. He approached the project's organizer he was fairly acquainted with, who was a brown-maned, yellow-coated mare with a clipboard.*
GR: Hello. How is the MagiTech Gear suit? It looks like you are already testing.
Organizer: Hello, Director. The new MagiTech Gear has finally been considered worthy of being in the beta phase. And yes, after the testing, we could tweak and work it around until it becomes 100% exactly like our vision. These computers are making the analysis easier. It's a good relief to our eye-magic cordination. Seriously, if we hadn't made MagiTech computers, this would've have taken years! At this rate, we will be done in a few weeks.
GR: (Chuckles) It's the journey that counts. Anyways, have you fixed the "overly-diverse" problem?
O: Fortunately, yes. But we are goin to have a tight budget with the new solution. We know that the big number of enchantments, functions, and properties was too much for the wearer, making the suit misbehave. We've already tried progamming the suit like computer, making the mind and suit seperate, it worked like a charm! But seeing that sentient minds has a certain edge compared to non-sentients and it defeats the purpose of the "combining mind, soul, and body" quota, we decided to make it into another magical AI!
GR: Like Nana? Does it talk? If it does, that's going to be weird; having a talking suit and then wearing it.
O: (giggles) No, nothing like talking or electricution. The suit would just have a mind of it's own. Since we are combining the suit and the user's mind, we figured out a way to tap in both minds together, magically and mentally, and have them both sync in harmony. Though, it has it's disadvantages. If the user's mind has some sort of mental tormoil, it could cause major performance issues. Basically, it runs best on the most calm, harmonic minded and stablely emotional.
GR:(Looks at the assembled volunteer, who had excitement in his eyes, and yet has a calm demeanor as he lets the Lab Ponies put him on the MagiTech Gear suit.) Hmm. Which explains the different volunteer. (Back to the Organizer) So, what about the weapons? Are they in the beta phase as well?
O:(she had a sparkle on her eye for some reason) We're still working on the Gem-powered lazer gun, but the sword is already in the alpha! You should see it! It looked beeaauutifuul! Come on, I'll show you! (The Organizer pretty much dragged Grey Rebl to a table where the blade was being tweaked.) Look at it! So sparkly~!
*The suddenly awed Organizer amused Grey Rebl, and he examined the blade. The blade had a hue of blue from the powerful enchantments and chemicals in the metal, with visible lines that showed the path the magic flowed on. The black handle looked firm, ready to be held with ease despite having hooves, and compared to most swords, it's squared rather than rounded. The hilt, also black, isn't exactly like a normal sword either. It's practically a bar that extends up to 1/4 of the blade, supporting it and avoiding the cutting edges. In the hilt, there was a slim rectangular slot for the enchanted arcane gem and a guard that closes whenever it integrates. For the unfinished product, it looked complete, and it does look beautiful.*
O: You should see it with the gem, but we took it off before we checked the sword for bug fixes.
*Grey Rebl mouthed a silent "Ah" and continued to examine it further. Looking at the rectangular slot, he realized that almost it had the same shape as the chunk of silver he was wearing over his neck. Taking off his momento by the string, he did a double-take.*
GR: Since it could run on any gem, enchanted or not, as long as it could fit in the slot, can it run on enchanted silver? ... Naw.
O: Director? Is there something the matter?
GR: Nothing. It's a stupid idea anyways...
O: Oh, well, the testing is about to start, would you care to join us?
GR: Sure, why not. I'm dying to see what we have.
*Behind the glass wall, the Lab ponies finished assembling the Magi Gear and left the room, leaving the volunteer alone inside. The announcer, who was on a console by the glass, spoke into the microphones.*
Announcer, through the intercoms of the testing chamber: Testing is about to begin. You are to go through a set of obstacles and report us on how you feel afterwards. Volunteer, are you ready?
Volunteer: Eeyup!
A: Testing commencing in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Activate MagiTech Gear suit
*The Volunteer pressed the red gem glowing on the torso piece of his suit, and relaxed his mind. His eyes glowed the same color as the gem as the magic surges though his body, linking the sentient suit to his very mind and body.*
A: Initiate combat mode. Good luck, volunteer.
As for what the Magitech Gear Suit looks like, here's a reference on what I'm getting at. If there is a Solid Snake look alike, then why not a Raiden look alike? Actually, this could be dumb.24.media.tumblr.com/58ab3b099d493541c24c1db0a0345f5f/tumblr_mlxvoiyydh1rriakmo1_500.png
Go over your list of clients so you can get the right amount.
Lyra and Bon Bon, naturally are at the top of the list, they sure go through a lot. Better add in an extra few pounds for Jason since they're probably sharing.
Also on the list is Filthy Rich, most likely needing to relax since his daughter is a bitch, or maybe he's planning on giving it to her lessen said bitchiness.
Cheerilee needs some since mid-terms are coming up
Derpy needs some for her wandering eye problem
And lastly is you for your own personal stash. You are running a little low
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R.A.: Yeah we need more cookies! Plus this is nothing compared to what my hackers are currently building me! *he then gets up close to BRP's face* They are making me a minigun that shoots COOKIES! Think of the possibilities I could achieve with it. *pauses for a second then screams at BRP* THINK ABOUT THEM DAMMIT!
*meanwhile with the hackers*
Hacker 1: Hey Bob isn't this idea of R.A.'s about building a minigun that shoots cookies a stupid idea... even by R.A.'s standards. *currently looking over schematics for the minigun R.A. wants*
Hacker 2: Why do you ask that Steve. *as he grabs spare parts for said minigun*
Hacker 1: Well I was thinking he would have chosen a minigun that shoots rocket propelled chainsaws that explode three seconds after impact against something... you know I think his stupid is starting to rub off on us.
Hacker 2: You might be right, best not think about it or else we might lose ALL of our sanity.
Harvest the ripe crops and bring them back to your cottage. Then check the list on who gets the next deliveries. Since Nurse Redheart is top on the list grab her order and head to the hospital!
Which is where you see Jason being flown in by a panting Rainbow, followed closely by Big Mac, Applejack, Rarity, and the CMC.
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-In the library-
Rarity's scream is heard by the tea, who immediately jump up to go help. Spike is the first out the door, screaming, "I'm coming Rarity!", closely followed by Zecora. Meanwhile, Gordon waylaid his crewmates.
"Captain, stop. I know that scream. That pony is rather melodramatic. She would scream like that if she stepped in mud. We need to keep reading."
After a moment, the team nodded, filing back into their seats, sans a pony and a dragon.
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-On the Ebterprise-
"Sulu, you have tha bridge. I need to modify 'er engines and power so we can still work with this interference." Scotty said, waving a clipboard in the air.
"Aye, Sir." Sulu said, switching positions while Scotty walked out of the room, heading for the engine room.
Harvest the crops, then put some in a basket for the mysterious thing that comes every night and leaves 5 times the amount of money for that batch.
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Meanwhile, In the forest.
"I need me some weeeedddd hehahe. Aw look at all my blood. It's sooo green.... Those hive-mates are meaaannn man...." Says a bloody mustachioed changeling.
Fluttershy: *harvests her crop(weed) while humming a reassuring tune until she finishes and heads to Lyra's place, when she reaches the square rainbow flies across her field of vision with Jason lying across her back with blood running down his arm and soaking his shirt, as rainbow passes Jason's blood flies across her face and front, looks down shakily at her chest and raises a hoof to her face and lowers it to see her hoof covered(not really but let's roll with it) in blood,* oh, my* faints, falls through the doorway as lyra opens the door and falls inside just as the apple family(-granny smith) and the C.M.C.s stampeid right across the town towards the hospital.*
Lyra: oh sweet celestia! *sprints off so fast that would make rainbow and pinkie jealous trying to catch up with rainbow*
Bon Bon:*speeds into the door way plainly panicking as if ten xenomorphs(alien series) turned up doing river dance while singing the lyrics to a heavy metal song in high pitched squeaky voices(sorry got side tracked)* what? Lyra? Lyra what's going on? *sees fluttershy uncocious with blood still splattered across her face and responds to the situation calmly* well ... Fuck
*reaches down picks up fluttershy and sprints to the hospital hot on the tail of the apple family(-granny smith) and the C.M.C.s*
Head to your CHAMBER OF EXTREME KNITTING!
Collect some of those wonderful plants, and make a batch of tea from some.