• Member Since 14th Jan, 2012
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I am no one.


She’s the loyalest of friends and most dependable of ponies; how could anypony not fall in love with Applejack? In fact, so much of the town has found themselves under her seductive spell, they’ve formed a secret society to help each other cope with their unbridled lust. Operating in seclusion, this group has been an unseen staple of Ponyville. Surely, though, nothing good can come of the mare herself discovering the existence of Applejack Anonymous.

Cover pic by the inimitable Mr. Snowpony.

Chapters (8)
Comments ( 801 )

Hmm, this story seems familiar... :p

As for an actual comment, who did the cover art?

This certainly seems interesting, please continue. :derpytongue2:


Reverse Harem time. Applejack is now Tenchi.

I am intrigued! Please, continue. :rainbowderp:

No, really, like, right now. I want more. :rainbowdetermined2:

Next update next Sunday :)

I guess I can wait till then.

No seriously, that's cool, I like having a story to look forward to. I blogged you, just so you know. Hope some more people check you out. :ajsmug:

Hey, Clav! I finally uploaded the image so you can link to it and stuff: [link]

Also, can't wait to reread this story. It's gonna be a hoot!

This was a great start to what promises to be a fantastic story. The premise is unique, the characters are in-character and I didn't notice any egregious spelling or grammar mistakes. Good job :ajsmug:

This is one of the funniest things that I have read in a while. The premise is great, and your writing is fantastic, but it's the little jokes scattered throughout the story that make this so entertaining. My favorite is the "something happens" scene. This style of humor is what I like best about the show. I'd give you three thumbs up if I could; unfortunately, only Pinkie can sprout limbs and digits at will. Plus, the system only lets me thumbs up once.

Do you plan on updating every Sunday or on a more sporadic schedule? Either way, this'll definitely be added to my favorites list.

Awesome. I don't know how people like you manage to write stuff regularly. I've had an idea for a Twilight, Luna, and (indirectly) Rainbow Dash story for a few months now but never got around to writing it. There have been other things and stuff that got in the way - for example, reading other people's fics.

I look forward to reading more about Applejack's Tuesday exploits.

I can't write things regularly either. If I had help I could, but I'm seemingly made of writers block.
It was a cool story and I'm happy it's gonna update regularly. It was one of those stories that actually make you laugh. not just imagine yourself laughin' or blow air out your nose slightly faster. It's wierd how I can read this and see your words make somethnig awesome, and mine just.......:derpytongue2: You know?

I don't even know what this is, but I liked it.

Pfft poor Applejack. Now I wonder if the stallions have the same meetings about Big Mac, there must be something about the apples. Uh oh...what hardships will Applebloom face?

lucky mare! curse you applejack for being so hot! still more of a rainbow dash guy but still......

Yes, finally every mare in Ponyville recognizes the true awesomeness of Best Poni!

Although, I'm still hoping for a straight ship. Seriously, lesbian ponies has been run into the ground so far it's planted roots. :ajbemused:


Why can't this happen to meeeeeee? :fluttercry:

My apples bring all the mares to my orchard...

2068893 You will definitely enjoy this one, my friend :ajsmug:

And woo! Congrats on the feature! :rainbowkiss:

Hahahahaha this is brilliant. As a fellow Applejack lover I heartily approve. I'm a member. :D

I'll be the first to admit, gay shipping is not my thing. But the premise of this story was just to good to pass up.:rainbowlaugh: And after reading the first chapter let me just say that I think I'll follow to see where this goes.

It's kind of funny when i first read the description. I thought 'I'd totally be a part of that!' Then I read that they're all mares and I could only think of the awkwardness if I showed up. (Yes, I am a guy.):ajbemused:

"H-hello, my name is Truth, and I'm in love with Applejack..."

...GO BUCK YOURSELVES!:flutterrage:

Well,this will end really god or really bad.

my over all reaction to this
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Aw, a great start but you kind of spoiled the drama early.
There was such a great possibility for tension and drama but you dispensed with that way too quickly. AJ finds the group, RD/Pinkie figure it out too, then the group tells AJ they know-she-knows, all in one chapter! where's the drama? where's the tension, the slow building up?

It was like getting all my cookies at once. Oh well, I do think it was well written and you might take it places more dramatic than the initial concept, or it could be a very sloppy harem.

It's about time Applejack gets some serious attention. :ajbemused:

2070087 Big Mac Anonymous...
Applebloom Anonymous.
Oh god.
... Granny Smith Anonymous.
And then there's "We all love Braeburn and we don't care." Which is just everyone.

2070815 You... You aren't into same sex shipping?
... And you're a part of this fandom? Where are you getting these stories from exactly?

2071159 You'd be surprised at the amount of talented writers there are in this fandom.:twilightsmile:

2071214 I like to think I'm one of them. I was just pointing out that I have read two stories with m/f primary shipping. Romance Reports, and Diaries of a Madman.

Congratulations, I am now all out of "What the crap?"'s to give.

2071226 I came off as a sarcastic douche didn't I?:facehoof: My bad:twilightblush:

The awkward moment when everyone realizes the ending is a dream.
2071322 Hey. It's okay. In the end, what are we all but sarcastic douches?

I'll give it a go

where can i join this group. i think i need it. :moustache: sorry apple jack :ajsleepy:

Okay...what the "BUY SOME APPLES" did I just read? It's incredibly well written, and I'm pretty sure that bit at the end was a dream, but...what the "BUY SOME APPLES" did I just read?

2071247 I'm out of "What the heck just happened?" to give too. I think we've just been majorly :trollestia:

2071151 Braeburn is awesome...and hilariously random.

2071780 And he gets all the mares. And the colts.

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