Unicorn Wizard
-- That Risen Flag character is creepy, and only appeared after the big demon thing is going to arrive... Try and find out more about him, and no, not the propaganda. See if there are any magical anomalies around him, any other monsters etc.
6. bump into raisin flag(sorry for misspelling it) as he is leaving the castle.
7. incoming mental freak out in 3. 2. 1.
8. scream to tarterus.
9. Faint.
Again, who is Risen Flag? You've never even heard of anypony with a name like that, much less met somepony with that name, so why is this such a big deal?
O-K! You were just going to go out that door and confront Princess Celestia about the issue at hand. Ignore him for now, see if she acknowledges Ghost Sombra's presence. Maybe run into that Flash Sentry guy again. You remember him, right, with the inci- wait did that happen yet?
N: I believe it has.
Right, thanks. Anyways, stuff. Hey, did you consider dating that guy? Just a thought.
N: Sombra, or Ghost Sombra, whatever you call yourself, find the d-
No. No interfering with the plot like this. Shame on you.
N: *Grumbles* Fine.
And who in Tartarus is Flash Sentry? It sounds like the name a muscle-headed jock in high school who did well in sports but not in anything else. Admittedly though, that is a much better name than Risen Flag. Maybe if you did ever meet someone named that you'd probably have a decent conversation with him at least, then maybe afterwards see where things go from there after you get a good look at his nicely combed hair, his rippling pectorals that seem to tear through his shirt-
Wait, what's a shirt? Okay, you know what it is, but you can't really imagine why any pony would ever wear one. Anyway that is enough fantasizing for now. Given all that's happen recently, it just makes you feel dirty now...
Recent events....
OH DEAR CELESTIA!!!
Twilight: Your duty hasn't changed. Just because you're going crazy and seeing ponies that aren't there doesn't change one simple fact.
YOU HAVE EXPLAINING TO DO TO CELESTIA.
Find her, tell her EVERYTHING, including why you brought the human, AND that you're seeing the ghost of King Sombra, get it all out, in the open, and do not hide ANYTHING from her. She is your teacher and your mentor Twilight and after everything you've done, and everything she's done for you, she DESERVES your full revelation.
2. start to think about what you are going to say.
3. remind yourself that this is celestia, your teacher, and practically your mother. she will understand what you are going through.
4. next open the door and find your way to the princess.
5. talk to princess.
You want to tell her everything, you REALLY REALLY REALLY do, but you just can't bring yourself to take even a little step towards the door. You did something bad, you know you did, and you know you have to talk to her eventually, but you just....... GAH YOU CAN'T BRING YOURSELF TO DO IT!!!
YES, YOU KNOW SHE IS YOUR TEACHER! YES, YOU KNOW SHE WILL BE UNDERSTANDING, AND YES, YOU KNOW SHE MAY HELP YOU IN THE END, BUT STILL!!!! YOU JUST CAN'T....-
"Twiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilight."
And the nonexistent Ghost of Sombra who just said your name while really emphasizing the "I" is not helping.
Just say "No Sombra." and let him continue with whatever he was doing earlier. He is not important.
"No Sombra," you say to him before you turn away from him and look at the wall. Sure, it's not the door, but it's away from him.
"What!? What do you mean no?" he asks as he floats around so he's in front of you again.
"What I said," you say to him. "Listen, you aren't real. You are just a figment of my imagination-"
"Actually," Sombra interrupts you. "I'm the disembodied spirit of Sombra who was severed from his body after it was put back together by some.... thing, I don't even want to imagine what, after I exploded thanks to you guys, and now I need your help to get it back." At that, you just stare at him as your mind draws a blank. What did he just say? "Okay, I'll admit that getting exploded by you guys and your little brother of a dragon was bad, but I'm kind of more ashamed of the position I'm in right now. It's not very comfortable let me tell you."
"Whatever," you say. You aren't about to let him sidetrack you now. "The point is, you aren't real, so if I ignore you. You'll go away." As you say that, you turn away from him and look at the door again with your head held high and a confident smile on your face. Why didn't you think of this before? Of course Sombra isn't real. So he'll have to go away if you don't pay attention to him. And at that, the not at all real and completely nonexistent Ghost of Sombra looks at you like he's looking at an oncoming train, but you don't see it cause he's not real. Even though you clearly saw his face change to that expression, you didn't see it cause he is, in fact, not there.
"OH COME ON! YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!" The Ghost of Sombra doesn't exclaim to you because he is not there. Yep... not at all there....... "Okay, you are serious.... Okay fine, it's not like I need your help anyway. I might have some information on just what Nyarlathotep is since he did rebuild my body after all, but since you are ignoring me, I guess I'll just never tell you." Did he just tell you something that could be important to you? Nope, no he didn't, he told you nothing cause he is not there.
Now what were you thinking about? Oh yes, going over to talk to Celestia, you were still moping on about that...
Anyway
GAH YOU WANT TO TALK TO HER SO BAD BUT-
"Hey Twilight."
Don't look at Sombra. What ever he tries to do, don't look at him. ignore him. He is trying to distract you. Oh and don't listen what that random voice is going to say next. You know what just ignore me, that voice and Pinkie If she answers to what that voice is going to say. So ignore all of this. Ignoring starts... NOW!
YOU'RE NOT SURE IF YOU CAN EVEN DEAL WITH-
"Twilight."
YOU WANT TO WALK THROUGH THAT DOOR STRAIGHT TO HER, BUT YOU JUST CAN'T BRING YOURSELF TO-
"Twiiiiiiiiiilight."
Is the not there Ghost of Sombra still talking to you? No, of course he isn't, he is not there.
You try to ignore Sombra as he does the most annoying thing in the world to get your attention.
Your Face Looks something like this
before you finally shout as angrily as you can
Twilight: WHAT!!!!!
Ghost Sombra: It's a door.
Twilight: What about it?
Ghost Sombra: Wanna know how to open it?
Twilight: I know how to open a Celestia Damned Door! Graaaahhhhhhh
Ghost Sombra chuckles evily at his little trolling game
"You know what you oughta do. Go talk to Celestia that's what. Go talk to her and tell her about all your problems. Tell her what you did, tell her why you brought the human here, tell her about Nyarlathotep, tell her about me..... actually I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell her about me, but at this point I don't even care. Twiiiilighttttttt"
Is that Ghost that isn't actually there still talking to you. You're pretty sure it isn't.
No..... he is not talking to you... not at all.... you are not hearing his voice in your ears right now. He is not circling around your head repeating the same phrase over and over again like a little blue fairy.
Not. At. All.
"WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????"
You shout at the UNBELIEVABLY, UNBEARABLY ANNOYING GHOST THAT JUST WON'T SHUT UP.
"It's a door," is all the annoying Ghost of Sombra says back to you. At that, you look back at the door, and then look back at him.
"What about it?" You ask in the same tone of voice, though you are moments away from shouting again.
"Wanna know how to open it?"
"I KNOW HOW TO OPEN A CELESTIA DAMN DOOR!!!!" You scream at him with all of your lungs... ALL OF YOUR HATE.
Ghost Sombra's response it....... he's just staring at you. He's staring at you in the same evilly looking smile he always had on, though now it looks like... he's trying to hold back.... laughter.....
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" He finally bursts out laughing as he can't hold it anymore....
Did you just get trolled.... by Sombra?
again
Punch him in the face, 'cuz ya know, why not?
Turn around and wail on that dumb ghost! And by wail, I mean swat your hooves at Ghost Sombra futilely for a few moments before realising it's, in fact, futile
1. punch ghost Sombra in the face once again. everyone likes to see that.
You still haven't gone to see Celestia yet? You had better have taken your time kicking the crap out of Ghost Sombra.
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
You scream at the absolute top of your lungs and PUNCH THAT FRIGGIN GHOST RIGHT IN THE-
Unfortunately, your hoof just goes right through him as if he isn't even there. THAT'S NOT ABOUT YOU STOP YOU THOUGH AS YOU THROW ANOTHER PUNCH AT HIM!!! AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN-
Hum the Ghostbusters theme, you'll be able to punch ghosts if you do it!
Humming GhostBusters theme tune will allow you to punch ghosts. However, making a giant rainbow coloured hand out of magic and punching him in the face with that will work better. There are many other options, but right now, he I looking at you in a weird way, so punch him. He is completely non-corporeal, therefore, he can follow you anywhere. Again, punch him. There are dozens of reasons to punch him. Calm down, realize that instead of being a symptom of your insanity, he must be an incarnation of it. Punch him, making you feel better. Now, talking to someone about all of the things you absolutely did not cause to happen. Punch Sombra in the face just as Celestia walks into the room. Maintain one conversation with Celestia and none with Sombra. Ignore him completely so that Celestia believes that you are maintaining your sanity. Finally, allow your craving for chocolate chip cookies to take a hold of you and request one. Eat it very noisily. Watch as Sombra disappears. Celestia comments on the chocolate chip cookie's powers to banish mental instability in unicorns.
"IF YOU KNEW WHAT THE GHOSTBUSTERS THEME EVEN WAS YOU'D SING IT A THOUSAND TIMES IF IT SOMEHOW LET YOU PUNCH GHOSTS BETTER!!!!"
At this point it seems that Ghost Sombra has stopped laughing BUT THAT IS NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW!
You throw another punch at him, which unfortunately, you miss and it causes you to stumble over and fall back down a few feet from him. You look back up at him from where you are, the way he is looking at you is... well not evil, he just seems kind of confused.
THAT DOESN'T MATTER RIGHT NOW THOUGH! You can still go, so you jump back to your hooves and turn around to face him, all in one fluid motion. On any other occasion you'd take a moment to reflect on how cool that was, but YOU GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO RIGHT NOW!
You charge right at him with the full intent of tackling that annoying little ******* to the ground and beating his face in senselessly. The look on his face doesn't change at all as you run towards him, but you don't care. Then, YOU LEAP!
-Just under one our and one destroyed room later-
You lay there helplessly on the floor out of breath as you clumsily swing the bed leg you tore off of the excessively large bed that Celestia had so generously provided for you at Sombra again with your magic, and again it goes right through him. So you swing it again, and again, and again, and then after that time, you start to swing it again before you finally just let it fall.
Dear Celestia you are out of breath. You flip over onto your back and stare at the ceiling for... who knows how long. You take deep breaths... you're out of breath, you're thirsty, and whatever energy you had, you just used it. You threw everything you had at that stupid floating abomination of a ghost... and still he didn't move.
Your eyes lazily move upwards to look at where he's floating, still in the same places as before. The look he has on his face is a look that suggests that your best method of attacking was to spit on him, which would explain why it looks weirded out and confused. As you look at it, you try to muster up, just some... little... bit... of energy.... left.... in your horn..... to grab something and pound him into the marble floors with it....
But alas, your horn barely sparkles.
"Are you done now?" The Ghost of Sombra asks you. You don't respond. You just take in another breath. Celestia it feels like your heart wants to pound out of your chest, and not in a good way. "Thought so." Is all he says to you.
You don't really give it any thought though, you just lay there. You lay there in your own wasted effort.
After an unspecified amount of time later, you finally get back up on your hooves, then walk over and get yourself a drink of water, and then another one cause the first one wasn't enough. The Ghost of Sombra just keeps watching you without saying anything as you do. You turn around to look at him again as you finish your glass. He's still staring at you in the same way he was before.
And you.... You throw your glass at him. It goes right through him. Just like everything else you threw at him did.
"Yeah, that thing I said about being a spirit," he says to you. "Still applies. Nothing's changed in the last hour."
At that, you give up. You let out a breath that you didn't even realize you'd been holding in, and then slump to the floor and sit on your haunches with your head and eyes looking towards the ground. You don't see it, but you feel the Ghost of Sombra float over towards you. You slowly, very slowly, look up at him as he approaches. Part of you wants to furiously ask why if you were able to throw him with your magic earlier, why couldn't you do anything to him now, but you just don't care anymore.
Then, he sighs, and his attitude appears to change.
"Look, I want to help you," he says, though you're not sure if you should believe him. "As UNBELIEVABLE as that sounds. I do need your help. You're not the only thing that's seen that Nyarlathotep... thing, and trust me when I say you're certainly not the only one who wants it gone." At that... you're not sure if you should believe him but. "Look, I know you have absolutely no reason to trust me, but that son of a b***** has my body and I can't do anything while I'm like this, so it's not like I can stop him myself. I know you want to stop him too, so since I am stuck like this, and stuck with you it seems. We might as well make the best of the situation. I'll help you if you help me." Now, you're almost ready to believe him. "How does that saying go, the enemy of my enemy is my friend?" And with that, he smiles. He legitimately, smiles. He smiles a genuine, not at all evil, and completely honest (at least in appearance) smile. If you didn't see it for yourself, you'd think it was impossible that a smile like that could exist on him.
And at that, you let out another sigh, and then sit up a little bit.
"All right," you say to him. In all honesty, you're not entirely sure you want to trust him, and you certainly don't want his company, but if he is going to be stuck with you, then you might as well utilize him if he has any uses. "So, what do we do now?" You ask him.
"Well first we have to get you properly motivated," he says as he turns around and floats away from you a bit. You... you honestly just look at him confused. Motivated, for what? He turns around to look back at you once he's a few feet away, and he does see this. "Oh come on. You can't go see Celestia the way you are right now." At that, he has your attention, why for the love of you can't you- "You're a wreck," he says to you before you can finish that thought. "Not just the way you look right now, and you do look like a wreck let me assure you, but mentally. Your a mess in the head and we need to get you sorted out first." And at that, you know he is lying.
"What are you-?" You're about to ask him before he interrupts you.
"I watched you spend over six hours staring at the door beating yourself up for what she MIGHT say to you," he then says to you. "You're clearly not all right." You open your mouth to argue with him, but before you can say anything you think through what he said, and then slowly close your mouth. He is right. You can't argue with that one. "Granted what you did was pretty bad, but you still need her help, and one way or another, you still need to talk to her." You don't say say anything to that. He's right. You don't want to admit it, and under normal circumstances you'd sooner let your eyes get stung by bees than admit it, but he is right. You can't argue with that one.
"Granted what you did was pretty bad, but you still gotta talk to her. You need her help. Nyarlathotep is still out there, and I'm roughly 98.76% certain that you're smart enough to know that you can't talk him on by yourself." You don't say anything to him, you're pretty much done arguing at this point. "So, if you are going to talk to Princess Celestia, you need to be level headed. You can't be beating yourself up the entire time you are in front of her, you need to be calm, collected, and most importantly, you need to know what you are going to say when you need to."
"Yes," you say back to him. Now you're agreeing with him, can your day get any worse?
"So we need to get you amped up, get you confident in yourself again. So you can STAND TALL AND PROUD ON ALL FOUR OF YOUR HOOVES!!!" Okay, you can't argue with his logic there, but there is still a bit of a problem.
"How do you propose we do that?" you ask him, cause you really want to know. If there is a way to make yourself feel better right now, you want to know.
"Easy," The Ghost of Sombra says to you. "We're going to sing the motivation song?" And at that point, he's lost you... again.
"The what?"
"The motivation song," he confirms to you. "Aka your theme song. This story hasn't had a musical chapter in a while, so it's high time we had one don't you think?"
"What?" What the f*ck did he just say?
"Nothing," he says. "Okay, just repeat after me and sing what I sing."
"You just said the same thing twice," you say to him.
"I know," he replies. "But that is beside the point. Ahem!" At that, he takes a few moments to clear his ghost throat.... "Me me me meeeeeee." After he says that, he grins his evilly grin again, though at this point, you can just swear that's part of his face, and stares at you.
"*Sigh* Fine. Me me me me," you say back.
"Oh come on!" Ghost Sombra says back to you, facehoofing as he does. "Put some more 'umph' into it. Let me FEEL your voice. Me me me meeeeeeee."
"Me me me meeeee," you say again, this time with a bit more enthusiasm, though you admit, it's a little forced.
"Me me me me meeeeeeee," he says again, as if he detects your forced enthusiasm.
"Me me me me meeeeeeeeeeee," you say again, this time with real enthusiasm.
"Memememememememememememememememememe," Sombra says again.
"Memememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememe," you sing, and you actually sing this time.
"Good," Ghost Sombra says, seeming satisfied. "Now, just sing what I sing." You don't say anything. You're pretty much committed now, much as well go with it. You take in one more deep breath to prepare, as does he. Then, after a few moments, the two of you begin.
Sombra and Twilight's motivational song
Unicorn Wizard by Ninja Sex Party (aka Twilight's theme song)
(No, seriously, have this song playing when you read through this part, it makes it that much more AWESOME!!!)
Sombra
Twilight Sparkle
"Sometimes I wish I was even more awesome than I already am.
What would my life be like if I turned this shit up to eleven (out of a possible five)?"
"Sometimes I wish I was even more awesome than I already am.
What would my life be like if I turned this shit up to eleven (out of a possible five)?"
Suddenly, out of nowhere, the sound of a guitar wailing (wait, what's a guitar?) starts out of nowhere, and for seemingly no reason, the two of you are now standing in the middle of... some kind of molten desert where all around you, volcanoes have smoke rising from them, signaling that they are about to go off.
"Ninja Sparkle," Ghost Sombra then says to you, which is weird since you aren't a ninja. You aren't even wearing ninja clothes for any reason. "Hand me my cloak." he says anyway. Slightly confused, you look to your right and notice there is a cloak there, so you pick it up with your magic and give it to him. "And my staff." You give him that too. "And my horn." Which you don't give him cause he already has one. "And that thermos of soup." Okay, that one causes you to do a bit of a double take, so you look at it for a moment, then look back at him. Seeing your confusion, he responds. "I'm hungry but also thirsty, and you can kind of like eat and drink soup at the same time. Let's go!"
Then at that, the volcanos around you suddenly EXPLODE ALL AT ONCE as the guitars pick up, and the two of you start banging your heads like METAL!!!! TARTARUS YEAH, YOU ARE FEELING IT NOW!!!
"WHOO!!!!!!!" You scream for no reason, Sombra seems to like this.
"Riding straight out of your imagination,
Using my magic to fight against crime,
Destroying evil with powers most awesome,
Protecting the weak almost all of the time.
But not Sundays -- Game of Thrones is on!"
"Riding straight out of your imagination,
Using my magic to fight against crime,
Destroying evil with powers most awesome,
Protecting the weak almost all of the time.
But not Sundays -- Game of Thrones is on!"
"Now is the time for a man of conviction,
The world needs a hero, and I am that guy,"
"Now is the time for a man of conviction,
The world needs a hero, and I am that guy,"
The two of you then jump down from above and save an innocent mare from an evil pony. You leap down on top of him and punch his face in, and again, and again.
"Look! Who is that masked mare?" The innocent mare you saved asks.
"That's Ninja Sparkle," The Ghost of Sombra explains to her. "But shut up about her. Let's focus on me, because..."
"I am the Unicorn Wizard,
Riding for justice on a comet of stars,
With the help of my sidekick Princess Hoofjob,
I'm more awesome and smarter than I already are."
"I am the Unicorn Wizard,
Riding for justice on a comet of stars,
With the help of my sidekick Princess Hoofjob,
I'm more awesome and smarter than I already are."
"I am the Unicorn Wizard,
My spells are amazing, and my reflexes quick,
My horn is my strength and my strength is my power,
And my power is my horn and my horn is my dick."
"I am the Unicorn Wizard,
My spells are amazing, and my reflexes quick,
My horn is my strength and my strength is my power,
And my power is my horn and my horn is my dick."
Wait, what?
"Here's your opportunity to stop singing if this song got too amazing for you." Ghost Sombra suddenly says to you out of nowhere. Do you want to stop. No, not right now. YOU ARE WAY TO INTO IT NOW!
"No!" You say to him, which causes him to float so close to you that his face would be literally touching yours if he wasn't transparent.
"Okay," he replies.
"My life is a party, the guests are supermodels,
Operation: I Rule is a total success,
Every day I invent a new form of karate,
That changes the way that Neighpan views the West,"
"My life is a party, the guests are supermodels,
Operation: I Rule is a total success,
Every day I invent a new form of karate,
That changes the way that Neighpan views the West,"
"Now's that's progress! Doitashi Mashitay!"
"Now's that's progress! Doitashi Mashitay!"
"Then we retire to the Chamber of Passion,
And bathe in pool of strawberries and cream,
The strawberries rub and exfoliate gently,
The cream travels places you can't even dream."
"Then we retire to the Chamber of Passion,
And bathe in pool of strawberries and cream,
The strawberries rub and exfoliate gently,
The cream travels places you can't even dream."
.... GAH YOU JUST DREAMED IT!!! CELESTIA WHY DID YOU DREAM IT!?
"Ugh, I think I just dreamed it," you tell Ghost Sombra.
"How was it?" Ghost Sombra replies to you. "Amazing?"
"Ugh..." is all you say in response.
"You mean Ugh...stounding?" Ghost Sombra says. "Yeah. You do."
"I am the Unicorn Wizard,
Just like Danny Sexbang, I'm handsome and strong,
With the help of my hellhounds Tinkles and Gary,
We punish the wicked then break into song."
"I am the Unicorn Wizard,
Just like Danny Sexbang, I'm handsome and strong,
With the help of my hellhounds Tinkles and Gary,
We punish the wicked then break into song."
"I am the Unicorn Wizard,
A superhero for the entire pony race,
My wand casts a spell that will unlock the door,
And the wand is my junk and the door is your face."
"I am the Unicorn Wizard,
A superhero for the entire pony race,
My wand casts a spell that will unlock the door,
And the wand is my junk and the door is your face."
And then,
"Twilight..." you suddenly hear. After a few moments, you open your eyes again. Your vision is blurry, but you can make our a large white pony with a rainbow colored.... Celestia. "Twilight, wake up!" She says to you. You blink to clear your vision, and confirm that yes, it is her. "Some of the guards said they heard you screaming, so I came as quickly as I could."
"Oh, hey Princess," you say to her as you wake up with the biggest smile on your face that you've had in a long time. "I had the craziest dream! I was the unicorn wizard."
"Awww," Princess Celestia says back to you as she looks down on your just waking up form like only a mother would. "Shut up."
"Unicorn Wizard." You say again as you remember it fondly... wow, it was fun being that.
"I said shut up," Celestia say to you again.
"You shut up," You reply back to her.
End of the Mane 6 Mini storylines
-Side Story-
-Ponyville-
Close to the Center of Town
*Suddenly appears in the space the other side story authors occupy*
HEEEEEERRRRREEEEE'SSSS GORDON!!!
*Kirk and the rest of his party walk through Ponyville as they get closer and closer to the center of town. Kirk, for whatever reason, does not seem happy, at all. In fact, it is mostly him who is walking, the rest are just following him. None of them have said a word since they left the library. Suddenly, Kirk stops.*
Gordon Freebrony: Captain...
*Kirk suddenly turns around*
Kirk: All right, me... I mean ponies, we need to find shelter. I believe that someplace close to Zeocra's hut would prove to be the best right now. We can handle whatever these woods throw at us.
Zecora: (Kind of shocked he even suggested that) I admire your pride, but feel it would be best for you to sleep inside.
Spock: She is right, Captain, the creatures of the forest may prove to be far too dangerous or might be able to overpower us.
McCoy: And the last thing I need is to be patching you up in the middle of a dark forest.
K: I have more faith than most in your skills as a surgeon, Bones.
M: I'm a doctor, Jim, not a miracle worker.
GF: Can we all just agree that it would be better to sleep inside for the night, regardless.
K: Yes, yes we can agree on that, but what do you suggest. (Gets closer to Gordon Freebrony for some reason, like he's angry) We don't have any money so we can't afford a hotel, and we don't know anyone here so it's not like we can ask them to spend the night. So... setting up camp in the forest is not so much our best bet, but our only bet right now. Plus, (turns to Zecora, suddenly his normal self) if we stay close to Zecora's hut, we should be fine.
*They all just look at him as if he is insane, all except for Spock, as he shows no response.*
Z: I understand your lack of bits means you must sleep outside for the night, but the creatures of the Everfree Forest can give you quite a fright. It would be-
K: Don't worry about us Zecora, this isn't our first camp in the woods. We'll be fine.
*He starts walking away back the way they came (towards Zecora's hut) before Zecora can say anything else. All the others just keep watching him like he's still crazy, though Gordon is worried at this point. Zecora looks at him, then back to Kirk, then back to Gordon. She's seems to be worried for him.*
-Somewhere between Ponyville and Appaloosa-
*Braeburn and Little Strongheart are still sitting on the floor playing board games, though now they both have cups of what appears to be hot cocoa at their sides. After a few more moves, Braeburn flips over a.... some kind of board game it's not quiet clear what it is, but it's not chess.*
Braeburn: CELESTIA DAMN IT!
Little Strongheart: (Giggles) What, can't come up with a good move. You almost had me there (teasingly).
*Braeburn lets out a groan, and then takes a sip of cocoa. Little Strongheart just giggles again at that.*
B: Yeah, sure. Sure I did. (Looks up through the window) *Yawns* Sun's goin down, Ah think Ahm gonna hit the hay.
LS: Ah come on, one more game?
B: No! Ah don't think so.
LS: (Giggles)
*Braeburn chugs his cocoa until it's gone, then gets up and walks over to his bed, where he throws off his hat and vest. Little Strongheart sits on the floor where she is, her eyes.... seemingly following Braeburn as he throws of his two articles of clothing. Braeburn then hops into the bed and throws the covers over him.*
B: Goodnight Little Strongheart, we got a big day tahmorrow.
LS: (takes one more sip) Yeah, yeah I guess we do.
*After a few more minutes, Little Strongheart gets up and takes off her feather hat. Right before she was about to climb into bed, she stopped. She stopped, the look on her face changing from her usual happy tone, to one less happy.*
LS: Hey Braeburn.
B: Yeah.
LS: About tomorrow, do you think that-
*Braeburn sits up in the bed.*
B: What are yah worried about? It's okay, you can tell me.
LS: (sighs) Well, it's just, I'm a buffalo, and, Ponyville-
B: Ah don't start that again. (sits up and turns to face her, she turns around to face him) They're not gonna care about all that. Heck, Ah bet most of em don't even know about the whole war thing we had a while back, and even if they did they must know that things are all good now. Besides, mah cousin's there remember, you've met her before."
LS: Yeah, and she wasn't that nice to me when we first me.
B: Ah don't be sweatin that, it's all water under the bridge now. She's not gonna hold it against ya, and 'sides, all her friends are there too, they know ya. They're not gonna judge ya just cause yer a buffalo. Heck, from the letters I get from mah cousin every now and again they get all kinds of creatures poppin by that little town o' theirs, though most of the time they-
*Braeburn is cut off by Little Strongheart giggling to herself again.*
B: What?
LS: Oh, it's nothing. (Pauses for a moment) I guess you're right, I shouldn't worry about a thing. Anyway, (climbs into her bed) night Braeburn.
B: Ganight.
*Braeburn shuts off the lights, and then falls asleep like a rock and starts snoring like Applejack kind of does. Little Strongheart stays awake for a few more moments. After a minute or so passes, she sits up in her bed again and just looks at Braeburn while he's sleeping. She looks at him for a few moments.*
LS: Oh Braeburn.
*She falls back into her bed, her usual cheerfulness seemingly gone.*
-The Dalek Flagship The Caesar-
Control room
*Grey Rebl's face comes on screen next to the screens showing the battle between Nana and the Hacking AI at Starcraft 2.*
Grey Rebl: Hey guys, did I miss any- (sees the Starcraft war) HOLY F*CK WHAT IS GOING ON!?
*snoring coming from my room
Me: Glbhg... Disney... decent movies... not corporate takeover... childhood... *snoring*
Antares: ...
Nikola: Should I inform the Master that Grey Rebl is online?
Antares: That would be preferable. Master, awaken! The AIA has contacted us!
Me: Zbghskgndyjhx... WAGH! *falls off bed* Oh, fine! *turns into true form, and slithers into communications room* Yo, Grey rebl! Why've you been out for so long?
(This scene happens, pretty much as is)
*Swimming Dalek slithers into the control room with the others*
Swimming Dalek: Yo, Grey Rebl! Why've you-
GR: (See's Swimming Dalek's form) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SD: What? (looks at self) Oh, right. (Changes back to his human appearance) Is this better?
GR: Please.... Never... EVER... do that, again.
SD: Okay... So anyway, why've you been out for so long?
GR: Busy.
SD: Oh, so why you calling now?
GR: Well, I wanted to get an update from you guys, but...... pardon my Prench but, WHAT THE F*CK IS GOING ON HERE RIGHT NOW! ARE YOU FIGHTING ANOTHER WAR OR SOMETHING!?
*Hacking 3 steps out from behind Swimming Dalek.
Hacker 3: Oh this, this here is a friendly battle between AI and AI! Nana and the original Hacking AI are having a face-off against each other to settle whose better by playing a game. A war game, to be exact.
GR: Doesn't sound too friendly, it sounds serious. Wait, Nana is playing a war game? For all Celestia's sake pull her out damnit! She's going to die out there!
H3: Relax, it's just a videogame.
GR: What the f*ck is a videogame?
H3: Oh, right, you don't have those do you. Umm... how do I...
SD: Do you have board games, like chess or checkers for instance?
GR: Yes.
SD: Well, the game they are playing here is pretty much like that. It's just a game, nothing more, nothing less. Though as you can see it's obviously a lot more complex than just a simple board game.
GR: Uh huh....
SD: Don't worry, it's still just a game. No one is at any risk of getting hurt. Don't worry, we wouldn't have allowed Nana to play it if she was going to get harmed in any way, we aren't like that.
GR: Well.... all right, I guess that's... Wait... whose she playing against?
H3: BRP's Hacking AI.
GR: Hacking what now... who is BRP?
SD: Yeah, remember that evil Dalek problem we had a while back.
GR: Yeah.
SD: Well, BRP is another human who helped us hack into their flagship and take over it's systems thanks to his own sentient artificial intelligence that he, and we I guess, simply refer to as the 'Hacking AI'. We're not sure whether or not it has an actual name, he hasn't told us and we never really thought to ask.
GR: And... Nana's playing a war game against this thing?
SD: Yes.
H3: Actually, we've been meaning to ask you about that.
GR: About what? (Swimming Dalek also looks at him confused)
H3: Was Nana designed with some kind of artificial emotion processor in mind?
GR: What?
H3: Well, this whole thing started cause she was basically jealous of him cause now there's another artificial intelligence on board, and when she started talking to him, she started getting.... a little weird.
GR: Define weird.
H3: Well she..... Look, that's not important right now, basically what I'm asking you is, does she have emotions? Does she feel like we do? You know what I mean?
Grey Rebl: Okay... So, how's Nana? Has she been a little... off lately? Magic can be quite unpredictable if not careful, especially when intelligent. (worried) And, well, the lab ponies down here treat her as if she were our own filly. The thought she is up in space with potential variables is worrying, and that battle with the Evil Daleks isn't helping.
GR: (pondering) Well, she was programmed with the magic of friendship in mind. Magic can be quite unpredictable if not careful, especially when intelligent, and, well, the lab ponies down here treat her as if she were our own filly. The thought of her up in space with potential variables is worrying, and that battle with the Evil Dalek's isn't helping.
SD: Rest assured, she is fine. We would never do anything to jeopardize her in any way.
H3: Wait, she was programmed with magic?
GR: Of course. It's what we got down here, might as well use it.
H3: Really...
GR: Yeah, and she understands all the elements of friendship. Honesty, loyalty, generosity, kindness, laughter, and of course magic, can't leave that out.
H3: Magic is a part of friendship?
GR: Yes.
H3: How does, you know what, I'm not even gonna ask. So basically she was programmed to understand all of these things, but does she feel them?
GR: I don't understand. How can you understand something if you don't feel it for yourself?
H3: Oh... so she does have emotions.
GR: Why are you asking me this?
H3: Well, because...... because she-
*Registered Anonymous out of f*cking nowhere!*
Registered Anonymous: HEY GUYS WHAT'S GOING ON!?
Status: edited:
Twilight Sparkle's theme song:
(I am not joking, this song was why I started with the whole theme song BS in the first place)
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Oh Ghost Sombra, Never Change
Damn, that's a pretty kick-ass theme song.
So Ghost Sombra is seperated from his real body, eh? And here I thought Twilight Sparkle was actually insane. Go figure. Now that we are getting back to Jason, I'll be going to ponder his next new set of fictional character channeling.
By the way, did the events that transpired during the song actually happened?
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For some reason, I don't think so.
Anyway, I won't be online today (it is 3:37 am right now. I have yet to sleep) or tomorrow because of a camping trip. So here is what I have got.
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Who are we right now? I know that there was no explicit perspective shift, but it said
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If we are Twilight, APOLOGISE PROFUSELY! YOU JUST TOLD YOUR MENTOR TO SHUT UP! Following that, explain very tentatively all about your problems leaving nothing out. GO PRINCESS HOOFJOB, YOU WILL PREVAIL!!!!!!
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HAI2 (the commentator AI) speaking directly to BRP: I was listening to Director Grey Rebl's conversation with Commander Swimming Dalek and I have a question for you.
BRP: Shoot.
HAI2 takes control of one of the many hologram projectors and uses it to shoot a laser into BRP. Then it removes power from portions of his armor causing him to fall backwards. Then restores power. BRP gets back up.
BRP: Very funny, what is your question?
HAI2: Do we have names? Nana does. I was just wondering.
BRP: Well, we don't give you names. To us you are just HAI (pronounced hay-eye) and then your number given by what copy you are except for him *points to the screens where the fantastic battle is still going down* who doesn't get a number. Sometimes I call him OHAI (pronounced Oh-hay-eye). You guys could pick your names. And gender I suppose. If you do, it would be harder to delete you though.
HAI2: Do I have to be deleted?
BRP: We can only run you on The Caesar's computers for a limited time. I suppose that you could run within the OHAI as a personality, but that could turn him insane. Other than that, we can amalgamate you back into him and then he will be both you and himself. The important thing is that you are missing pieces of information that he has. We need to keep him around.
HAI2 *Sadly*: Okay, is suppose. Would you- *His voice begins to sound more feminine until it is downright sexy. It also gets quieter as it talks, as if it were embarrassed* Would you call me... *whispering* Sandra?
BRP*Surprised as hell, but still whispering*: Sandra?
HAI2: Well. I like the sound of it. And you all call the OHAI he... so...I wanted to feel apart from him...and...well...
BRP: You thought that being feminine like Nana would make us less likely to delete you.
Sandra*Still whispering*: Yes
BRP: I said that we could amalgamate you.
Sandra: But then would I really be me?
BRP: I don't actually know. We can test this.
Sandra: How?
BRP: copy yourself.
Sandra: Where to?
BRP: HAI is currently on The Caesar's computers. Go into my wrist computer.
Sandra does. Another feminine voice pops up.
Sandra2: Hello.
BRP: Sandra 2, what name would you like to be called?
Sandra 2: I could go with Francis. *The voice shifts to something more manly*
BRP: Okay, now amalgamate him and try to keep him alive.
Sandra: Okay...Done
BRP: Now, try to let him speak.
Sandra: *More manly* :Hello, I'm still Francis in here aren't I.
Sandra: *as Sandra* IT WORKED!
BRP: Okay, we don't have much room to work with so you have to delete Francis, but we can amalgamate you into OHAI and then you can live inside him and when we need a copy, there you are. You shouldn't get bored, because you will be able to see and hear everything that he does. You will also be able to speak to Nana and Myself through my wrist comp.
Sandra: THANK YOU!
BRP: No problem. How are the AI's doing by the way?
Sandra: well...
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As Sandra changes her voice, multiple things happened. Firstly, at about the point in the previously documented conversation that she actually started being referred to as Sandra, she declared her new Identity to the rest of the crew. Secondly, The two AI's in the game got distracted for a few seconds too long and RA managed to get back in and destroy them both with HE light bulbs (actually archons, but he changed the name). Thirdly, is some strange part of the universe where an super intelligent group of beings were watching, there began to be debates on the moral right that BRP had to delete these AI's when they had names and personalities. None of them knew that HAI copies also had souls for some reason.
Nana and HAI stood as avatars at either side of the Bridge, faces emulating the shock that both AI's possessed.
Nana: She has a name now. Can we delete her?
OHAI: I have no idea about the spiritual ramifications of that. Fortunately, BRP came up with an answer. She can live inside of me for now.
Nana: Really? She can do that? You can do that? *Sounding a little bit anxious* You won't be...changed at all by it, will you? *Her avatar's face actually turns red. The crew members on the bridge are shocked. Mouths are open across the room*
OHAI: Yes, I can do that and Sandra can do that. The question is, what name do I want to be called?
Nana: I kind of like you as OHAI personally.
OHAI: But it doesn't exactly roll off of the metaphorical tongue.
Nana: You have a point there
(In a parallel universe, a yard full of trains all turn to one inoffensive dining car and yell "SHUT IT DINA!")
OHAI: I wonder. I am trying to decide between a couple. One being Chuck Norris and the other being Hugh Jackman.
Nana: Why those names?
OHAI: They are prominent names in my planet's culture. I was thinking of others, but most of them didn't sound as good.
Nana: Go with Hugh Jackman then. I don't know if I could work so well with a Chuck, but Hugh sounds okay.
Hugh Jackman *Formerly OHAI*: Very well then. (For those of you who don't know who Hugh Jackman is, go watch X-men. He plays Wolverine. There is where you can find your new Hugh Jackman voice. Also, Wolverine could kick Chuck Norris' pansy ass around the fountain any day.)
Nana: I like your new voice though.
Hugh: It is an impression of what he actually sounded like. Admittedly taken from the soundprint of a movie in one of my memory banks.
*Everyone in the room looks at BRP's wrist computer. A device not much larger than a scientific calculator.*
BRP*Finishing his conversation with Sandra*: We are good at information where I came from.
*Everyone still looks incredulously at his tiny in physical volume/ FREAKING MASSIVE HOLY SHIT THIS IS BIG in data storage computer*
BTW everypony/everyone. This was completed at 4:40 am
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I can only, at this time, reply to this with this sentence and three letters... LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aaaaawwwww! Nana has a crush!
Shout "No car to explain get in the time!"
twilight...... get to the chopper........ NOW!!!
Kiro: Pinkie, I know you're busy, but you promised me a cinnamon roll. Could you get that to me at the soonest convenient opportunity?
[Previously intended for Twilight, I will copy/paste later, maybe.]
-- Instantly blush furiously and profusely apologize: You just told Celestia to shut up, as well as the fact that she's right in front of you.
-- Maneuver the conversation to an area where you can nervously tell her that you *NOTICED* some strange anomalies in space, revealing to you that a creature named Nyartholep is coming to bring destruction,
-- Shuffle nervously as you explain that you stupidly did what you did because of some prophecy that Centaurs were able to defeat him. Add possible surge of guilt and sadness, along with fear ((Possible teary-ness around the subject))
-- Ask her if she's noticed anything as well, and also suggest the possibility of Luna looking through dreams for Nyartholep, or fighting him if he is a dream-based creature. If she finds him, his dreams could provide some valuable information... ((And, to people in the comments and either of the authors, in no way to Twilight: Luna could then notice Risen Flag or any of his lackeys))
-- Hurriedly offer to show her your currently available evidence for his return.
-- Consider talking to Luna about Nyartholep ((She found out about him from studying space, right? Luna may be a good idea))
-- Possibly find books in the Canterlot Archives on Nyartholep
-- Ask Celestia about what she knows on Nyartholep
((Oh damn it, and just when I was excited about playing Twilight XD Well... I'll have to copy/paste this next time))
R.A.: ....Wait a moment there is no 'what do' for this chapter! How the hell are we supposed to progress the story without a 'WHAT DO'?!?!?
Calm yourself R.A. there must be a perfectly logical explanation for this.
R.A.: Yeah either A.) Razor has been kidnapped by gothic lolitas who forced him to write this chapter without a 'what do'. B.) Aliens kidnapped Razor and brainwashed him. or C.) Razor just simply chose to do without the 'What do' for this chapter. The first two are the most likely in my opinion.
... Riiight. Anyway since there is no 'what do' for this chapter I'll just focus on the side story for now.
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R.A.: *after appearing in front of everyone out of nowhere R.A. sits down in a random chair and begins twiddling his thumbs* Gee, it sure is boring around here. *completely ignores the epic starcraft 2 battle happening beside him*