-Side Story-
-The Everfree Forest-
Outside Zecora's Hut
*Kirk, Spock, McCoy, and Gordon Freebrony are all sitting around a fire that's close enough to Zecora's hut for them to feel safe, but far enough away so that it's in no danger of burning it down. Even though it's getting late, none of them can bring themselves to sleep just yet. Kirk still looks pissed as all hell for whatever reason and he can't take his eyes off of Gordon Freebrony, who is sitting directly across from him looking down at the fire.*
Kirk: Okay, I think I've waited long enough.
*Kirk pulls out his phaser and points it at Gordon Freebrony, who looks up from the fire at him. McCoy jumps a bit at this and Spock just turns his head.
McCoy: Jim, what are you doing?
K: Relax, Bones, it's on stun.
Spock: Captain, might I-
K: Not now Spock. We're long overdue for answers and I think it's about time Mr. Freebrony here gave us them.
Gordon Freebrony: *nervous* I... I've told you everything.
K: I don't think you have.
M: Jim-
K: Shut up Bones. *looks back at GF* First the manticore, then Zecora, the library, the scream. It seems like you know about what's here before we do.
GF: I...
K: No more beating around the bush *raises his arm* I want you to tell me the truth this time. Where are you from? How did you know about this place? How did you know how to get us here? How did know about the things on this planet?
S: ....
M: ....
GF: ....
*Sudden look of realization hit's Kirk's face.
K: You've been here before, haven't you?
*Gordon just stares back at him. In the window of the hut, Zecora is just barely peeking out of one of her windows so they don't see her watching them. She sees all of this.*
-The Enterprise-
The Bridge
*Scotty walked back on to the bridge, wiping the slightly grease-stained hands on his pants.*
Scotty: Assuming command. Sulu return to your post. Our sensors and equipment should be fixed now. That EM field was a right pain to deal with.
*The bridge crew was running scans of the planet. An alert comes up.*
Chekov: SIR! A nuclear blast has been detected. It's... sir, they've detonated a bomb, sir!
S: That's not possible. They should be lightyears away from that level of tech, and the data the Daleks gave us says that there would never be a need for such weapons here.
C: Sir, scans indicate at least one more operational device, and tons of radiation too. We won't be able to beam it through all of that. I can barely get a fix on it.
S: Get me a line to the Allies, including the AIA. I want a group conference on screen. And inform the ca-
*Gets cut off by the sounds of very loud static as all of the monitors in the ship go haywire.*
S: Mother of god....
-The Dalek Flagship, The Caesar-
*The Hacking AI and NANA are still playing Starcraft 2, all the hackers, Registered Anonymous, BRP, Swimming Dalek and Grey Rebl are all watching when suddenly lights start flashing and an alarm goes off as the entire ship gets put on alert. One lone Dalek goes up to Swimming Dalek.*
Dalek 1: Commander, immense levels of radiation detected on the planet's surface. Scans indicate that a nuclear device has been detonated.
Swimming Dalek: WHAT!?
BRP: WHAT!?
Registered Anonymous: WHAT!?
Hacker 1: WHAT!?
All the other hackers: WHAT!?
Hacking AI: WHAT!?
Nana: What?
Grey Rebl: What?
*Starcraft immediately stops as the screens return to their normal functions. The Hacking AI and Nana work like mad to analyze the new data they are receiving while all the hackers get back to work.*
Hacking AI: Analyzing... It's confirmed. An atomic bomb has been detonated on Equis!
BRP: *adjusts his wrist armor a little bit* Time to get back to Equis.
RA: *Punches one fist into the other and cracks his neck* Seconded!
Grey Rebl: What's going on up there!?
Nana: I do not understand these readings I am getting? What is-
*Suddenly, Nana's voice gets cut off by the sound of incredibly loud static as all of the computer screens go haywire and static appears on all of them.*
GR: I didn't get that. Repeat! What is going-
*Grey Rebl's video feed gets cut off completely as all the computer monitors in the room go completely static. All they are showing is static.*
*Suddenly, the static stops and this image appears on all the screens.*
*Stares at them for a few moments, everyone stares back. Suddenly, a deep, demonic sounding voice comes out of nowhere.*
???: ŚHU̵T IT ̶DO̸WN͟!̛ ŞH́U̷T͘ ̶IT͝ ̴D̵O̶WN̵ ͝FO͠REVER̷!!̴!
*Suddenly, every computer screen goes black as the entire ship shuts down. All the computers, all the devices, all the weapons, everything gets shut down. Not only that, but the Enterprise gets shut down too as well as every single Dalek and Orz ship in space. Every single ship orbiting the planet Equis is now shut down completely. They are all just floating in space.*
SD: Well fuck me Ray Bradbury.
-On the Enterprise-
Scotty: What the hell is going on! Get me emergency power! Are the coms still available?
Uhura: No, Sir. Comms are dead.
Random Ensign: life support offline!
(the following is a list of random voices that I won't bother naming)
"Turbo lifts are down"
"Main and Auxiliary power completely offline."
"Orbit is still stable, assuming no change in velocity"
"My stations dead!"
Sulu: Navigation is completely dead sir.
Scotty: I KNOW! EVERYONE SHUT IT! *silence* Right, you take a team and get down to the auxiliary generator. You start a security scan of the whole ship, manually. Sulu, take command I'm going to engineering. Red alert, tell the crew you see.
*A series of "Aye, Sirs" Rang through the bridge while the indicated crewmembers and scotty rushed over to the emergency hatch near the turbolifts and started the long climb to the rest of the ship*
-On the surface-
GF: Alright! Fine. I've been here before.
Bones: His heartrate just jumped. He's lying.
*Kirk ran foreward and picked GF up by the neck, pinnign him to a tree and forcing his phaser into GF's stomach*
Spock: Captain....
Kirk: Stow it, Spock. I'm going as far as I need to get the truth.
GF: ALRIGHT! FINE! Fuck the world and this dimension. If it collapses, oh well. I'm from another dimension. I am a theoretical physicist from 2013 (A/N Yes, I know Half-life was based in 1998, but I had top change the date to make it make sense) Earth history. I was working on trans dimensional teleportation, and an accident flung me into your universe. I thought it was a dream come true! You see, in my dimension, you guys were apart of an entertainment show called 'Star Trek' which followed the Enterpirse on it's five-year mission exploring the stars, completely fictional. IT was broadcast to millions, Gene Roddenberry's fictional dream of the future. I know of the Gorn, the Tribbles, the Klingons! I know it all! As for this place, it's another show on the television, meant for small children, but the perfect world it represented, I just fell in love with it! Friendship was literally magic here, It was wonderful! Anyway, when I joined starfleet I used my knowledge to eventually work my way to your crew, hell, I even saw you in a couple of my classes. You even beat Spock's unbeatable test! It was amazing! And then I saw, or rather, felt that there was danger, and I felt compelled to bring us here! I had some inkling of where it was and what it was, but I wasn't certain. It's like there's this voice in my head making me do things and please don't kill me!!! *the amazingly long dialogue was cut off with a large gasp and then some cholign sobs. It was rather shocking to see GF of all people crying*
Bones: The detector's not giving me any off readings. He's... He's tellinh the truth.
-On the Enterprise-
*bvvtt bvvvtttt*
Scotty: That's it! We've got emergency power! Whatever knocked out the ship certainly did a number on her systems though. Ensign, report!
Random Ensign # I Don't give a fuck no more: Life support is back online, and turbolifts are working sporadically. Coms, weapons, and shields are still offline, as well as most of the computer. It's like an EMP that went through every level of shielding we had. Ship's log and most data has been wiped, though we've been able to piece together some of the fragments.
Scotty: Right. You go work on the coms. It's time I saw to the Enterprise's heart. Hopefully the core is still stable.
Ensign: Aye, Sir.
-Author's Note-
The story is still alive! Whoo!!!
... TCH! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? ALRIGHT, F*CK THE WAITING GAME! WE! MOVE! NOW!
(10 points to the first guy who gets that reference)
R.A.: .......Uh hackers what did that demonic pony do to our ships?
Hacker 1: He uh or she well... deactivated them.
R.A.: Oh... I'M GONNA BREAK HIS LEGS OFF AND STICK THEM ON HIS HEAD THEN I'LL USE HIM AS A PINATA THEN I'LL SET HIM ON FIRE AND THROW HIM OFF A CLIFF! *pulls out his nine iron and begins advancing slowly towards the computers* I'LL RIP HIM OUT OF THE GOD DAMN COMPUTER IF I MUST!
*suddenly a dart hits him in the neck and he collapses in a heap*
R.A.: HEY! WHY CAN'T I MOVE!
Hacker 2: *holding a blow dart* Don't worry its only temporary paralysis, but we can't have you breaking all the computers. We'll try and get them up and running as fast as we can.
R.A.: GOOD! ...Uh can someone scratch my nose it itches.