Ask "What the buck is going on!?" and proceed to chase after Jason.
Start asking from the doctors how bad Jasons condition is.
He has lost really much blood so you should ask if he needs blood transfusion and if he needs then ask if your blood would go with his.
(Oh oh. HI Razor. I'm Back. except you don't really care but, i'm still saying it. Been long time since I last put something in here. Well nothing more, nothing less. Bye)
Well seeing as how serious things are better ask the doctors the ultimate question: "How bad is it doc?"
They're taking him to the back! You only see him for a second before the doors close, but you still see him. Without stopping for little more than a second, you make a mad dash for the door. Right before you reach it though, two ponies in doctor outfits come out of nowhere (really, they were only a few feet to the side of you, but you didn't bother to notice them for obvious reasons) and block your path. You try to run right through them, but they manage to grab ahold of you and stop you, though you do notice it takes quite a bit of effort from them to do so.
"Hey, hey. Slow down," One of them says as they both push you off of them. "Sorry but you can't go through here."
"WELL, WHY THE BUCK NOT!?" You yell back at them.
"Medical personnel only are allowed beyond this point," the other one says to you. "Look, I'm sorry, but you're not a doctor, I can tell, so you'll just get in the way." At that, you grit your teeth and let out a very audible growl. You're not about to let them talk to you like that, or stop you, not while Jason's in there all because of y-
Right before you can open your mouth to speak though, you feel another hoof touch your shoulder. As quickly as a firefly, you turn to look right into the face of your older brother Big Macintosh. The look on his face is the same it always is, and his mane is still a bit red from Jason's blood, but all he does..... all he does...
All he does is close his eyes and shake his head.
Suddenly, every ounce of adrenaline you were running to get here seems to evaporate. You've never really understood what kind of effect Big Macintosh has on you, but he's always made you feel better when you get stressed out like this. It's happened before.... Celestia knows that if it wasn't for him, there are times when you would have torn the whole town to the ground.
You could fight back, you could rush right past these two doctors and run straight towards Jason, they aren't that much bigger than you, you could take them, but no... It wouldn't be the right thing to do. You know that. You weren't even thinking about it before but....
With no more reason to fight back, you just let yourself deflate and let your head slump towards the ground. Even though the tiles in the floor don't reflect much, you can almost feel them staring back at you.
"I'm really sorry," the first doctor says to you. "I know how you must feel?" At that, you start to lift your gaze back up towards him. "But you did what you had to. You brought him here. He's in good hooves now. Everything's going to be all right." He wore the kindest smile you've seen from a hospital worker as he says that to you.
"How bad is it?" you still can't help but ask. "Is he gonna be okay?" At this, both of the hospital workers in front of you looked at each other for a moment, then back at you. They seemed... a bit confused.
"He's going to be fine," the second one says to you, though you can tell it's a lie. Element of honesty. You better be able to tell a lie when you hear one. "We're not gonna let him die on our watch. You can hold us to that." Now that you can believe, but still. It doesn't make you feel that much better.
Still, you aren't gonna get any more accomplished here. So with that in mind, you let out a rather loud sigh, and then walk slowly over towards one of the chairs in the waiting room. Big Macintosh follows close behind you.
Get Jason a fairy in a bottle, stat!
If you had a fairy in a bottle to give to Jason you would. Not that you had one or even knew what it would do, but if there was EVEN THE SLIGHTEST HOPE that a fairy in a bottle would do anything right now, you'd give it to him without a second thought. Alas, you do not have a fairy in a bottle, or anything in a bottle right now for that matter, so this was a wasted thought.
Once that thought ends though, you find a seat in the waiting room and just fall down into it. Normally you try to sit up straight or at the very least hold yourself together, but now... it seems like not even a single thing is holding you together right now, so you sit in the chair and slump down like you're made of jello, or more accurately jam. This is all your fault... why did you leave him alone with them? He didn't even want to go with them in the first place, the only reason he went was just to be nice. Yeah, he insisted on it once the deed was done, but still... you could have said no. You could have insisted that Applebloom and the others try something other than Lumberjacking... You could have done.... anything.
You feel a shadow loom over you for a moment. Upon moving your eyes to look upward, you see Big Macintosh looking down at you with the same look he always has on his face. How can he remain so strong in a time like this?
Suddenly, you feel something on your right rear hoof. As you look down, you notice Applebloom leaning up on it looking up at you.
Ask the Crusaders exactly what happened out there. They went out lumberjacking with Jason and now he's all bloody.
Make sure that the girl's didn't do anything stupid (well stupider than normal) that lead to Jason being hurt.Try to clean the blood out of Big Mac's mane since you are all in the waiting room with nothing else to do, and try to calm down Rarity.
If Spike Shows up, have him calm Rarity down and send a letter to Twilight and the Princesses.
No. Instead, you must ascertain the situation. Find out how bad Jason's injuries are, call Twilight because her magical abilities may help, and Applebloom precisely what happened then proceed to
Applejack: Okay, check in with the medical staff, get situated, you'll probably wind up in a waiting room. While there, comfort Applebloom and ask her carefully what happened, everything she remembers... And let Big Macintosh comfort you if you need it.
"Wha... what's going on?" You hear Spike ask... you didn't even realize he was there until you heard him speak. Probably heard Rarity scream, that's why he came here.
"It's Jason...." Rarity finally says to him. You think she's looking at the door where Jason just went, but you aren't sure. You aren't looking at any of them. "Jason he...."
"He what, what's wrong Rarity?" Spike asks worriedly. Everyone else is worried, so he must be getting the picture now.
"He......" is all Rarity says.
"He what? What happened Rarity?" Spike asks again, now even more worried this time, but the only response he gets is Rarity suddenly breaking into a sob and falling onto him. You're pretty sure she fell onto him, you heard him catch her.
"Oooaaaaawwwwwhhhhhhhh did anypony get the number on that-" you hear what sounds like Fluttershy's. When did she get here?
"FLUTTERSHY!" You hear Rainbow Dash yell. Yep, definitely her, yet for some reason, you don't feel compelled enough to look.
"Rainbow Dash," you hear her say. "What's going..........."
"Fluttershy?" Rainbow Dash says back to her, sounding a little confused. There is a stone silence between them. For at least a few seconds.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" At this point you guess that Fluttershy must have seen the blood in Rainbow Dash's mane.
"Wait! Fluttershy, it's not what it looks like!" Yep, definitely that.
"Applebloom," you say to your little sister while all the other commotion is going on. She doesn't say anything to you, but you can feel her paying attention to you right now. You just can. "I want yah to tell me one more time. What happened?"
"Ah don't know!" she responds rather quickly, and in a panicked manner. "We led Jason to tha tree we were gonna cut down, but then he said it was too big for us to cut down so we tried to find a smaller tree an we ran ahead back to the clubhouse where we stopped to wait for 'im but when he came back he was all bleedin and then he fell over once we saw 'im. It's the truth sis, Ah swear!" Now she sounds even more worried.
"Don't worry, Ah believe yah," you say back to her. In truth, you do, you really do. You know Applebloom didn't do anything. There's no way she could have done something like that to him. No, this was something else.
Above you, Big Macintosh was still looking down at you. How... just how... can he stay as calm as he can in a situation like this?
"Um...." you hear someone else say that doesn't sound like any of your friends. You look back up to see Nurse Redheart standing in the room with you, she's looking at Big Mac. "There's a washroom down the hall. I don't know if the two of you would like to-"
"That's mighty kind of you. Thank you," Big Macintosh says as he leaves the waiting room. Rainbow Dash goes with him.............
AH TO TARTARUS! You're going too. You're gonna do no good sitting in here anyway. You got a little bit of blood on you too anyway. Big Macintosh wasn't carrying him the whole way after all. You started before he took over.
-PERSPECTIVE SHIFT: Nurse Tenderheart-
You and a team of nurses rushed Jason into one of the surgery rooms as quickly as you could. When you got there, there was already a team of ponies there waiting for him.
"What do we got here?" One of them asked.
"He was attacked," you respond to them quickly. "Some kind of wild animal. Probably a timberwolf."
"All right," the doctor said right as he put his mask on. "All right, we need to-" Right before he could even finish his sentence though. You see something impossible.... the human's eyes suddenly snap open.
"AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!" The human suddenly screams as he starts thrashing around. Quickly, you and the other doctors leap on him to try and hold him down.
"He's still conscious! How!?" One of the other doctors asks.
"We need some kind of anesthetic now!" The head doctor yells, prompting another mare to run out and go get it.
"Listen, it's all right," you try to tell the human. "You just need to-"
"Mori!" he suddenly shouts as he tries to throw his hand towards the ceiling. "Revertere tu de abysso! Ad nihilum!"
"What is he saying!?" one of the other doctors ask. You wish you had an answer.
"Necabo! Vastabo te! Avo!" He keeps screaming. Suddenly, the other mare comes back with a unicorn doctor, who promptly uses a sleep spell on him. It seems to work.
"All right, we need to operate on this guy right now!" the head doctor says as he begins to work. The other doctors follow him. You... you just stand back.
"What was that?" one of the other nurses asks you. "It sounded like some kind of ancient Roanan." You wish you had an answer for her.
-PERSPECTIVE SHIFT: Twilight Spar-
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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PERSPECTIVE SHIFT: Twili-
"RAZOR!!!!!!!!!"
*sigh* Do you want a chapter Pinkie?
"YES! You gave everypony else a chapter! Why can't I get one!?"
Well because-
"Because why!?" *starts tapping her hoof on the ground at a speed The Flash would envy*
How do I know that this is gonna have ANYTHING to do with the story?
"Because I AM part of the story. DUH!!! Even if I bake cookies it'll still contribute SOMETHING to the story!" *starts tapping even faster now... if that is somehow possible.*
With the others I can be sure of that... but you're....
"I'm what?"
You... basically.
"..."
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*SIGH* ALL RIGHT FINE I'LL GIVE YOU A CHAPTER!!!
"YES! *Starts bouncing up and down like a maniac... in my house* Don't worry Razor Bazer I won't let you down! I'll have the best chapter this story's ever had! And then I'll-"
Right.... Okay, so where are you?
"Where? *stops bouncing* I'm right here."
No, I mean where are you in the story? Like what were you doing before all this started happening?
"Well, I was...."
Was what?
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You have no idea do you?
"Maybe."
*SIGH!!!!!!!* How am I supposed to have a chapter with you if you don't even know where you are!?
"Does it matter?"
*opens mouth to respond, but stops* You know, now that I think about it....... Ah f*ck it. Let's just get this over with.
"YAY!!!!! *Hugs* Don't worry Razor! I'll bake you a nice, HUGE, DELICIOUS Cinnamon roll after this is all over!"
*SIGH!!!!!!!* Remind me why I can't get rid of you?
"*Giggles* Well because-"
[The rest of this conversation has been cut by the Spacetime management (which is headed by Pinkie Pie herself strangely enough)]
PERSPECTIVE SHIFT: Pinkie Pie
You are Pinkie Pie. The Element of Laughter. And you have absolutely no idea where you are or what you are doing right now?
What do you do?
-SIDE STORY-
-Ponyville-
Golden Oaks Library
*Kirk, Spock, McCoy, and Gordon Freebrony are all still sitting around a table reading various books and scrolls. Zecora is no longer reading, having since given up on any attempt to locate the country of Iowa. Kirk, while reading from a book, looks over it up at Gordon, his gaze more than a little suspicious. Gordon however, is still lost in his book.*
Kirk: We're leaving.
*Kirk stands up, all eyes except for Spock's are on him*
McCoy: What?
K: I think we've seen all that we need to. We're leaving now.
*Kirk leaves through the front door. Zecora just stares in the direction he went. Something about the way he worded that doesn't sit right with her. McCoy and Gordon get up immediately and follow him out.
M: (under his breath) God dammit Jim. (heads out the door)
*Gordon follows McCoy out the door, Zecora is right behind them, but Spock stops her just by speaking. Not to her, just by speaking.*
Spock: Fascinating
*Zecora turns to look at him from the door.
S: If only the library attendant was still here. I would love to continue reading this. (Proceeds to close his book on magical theory and walk on out)
*Zecora watches them leave for a second. She feels as if she should say something, but can't find the words.*
-The Dalek Flagship: The Caesar-
The Bridge
Me: *drooling at something on screen*
Dalek Spica: Master, the latest group of hatchlings have been... master? Are you listening? *turns to image on screen* Oh...
*Image removed due to awesomeness*
Me: Razor... Comic-Con... Darkstalkers... *foaming at mouth* brahggahgjgkdlkedlyhkdhtjkht
Spica: MASTER HAS HAD ANOTHER WAIFU ATTACK! PREPARE THE ELECTRIC CURRENT MANIPULATOR!
*Commander Swimming Dalek is staring at something on the screen. He is completely unable to take his eyes away from it and he's drooling somewhat... It's kind of worrying the other Daleks. Dalek Spica goes to try and start a conversation with him.*
Dalek Spica: Master, the latest group of hatchlings have been.... master? Are you listening?
Swimming Dalek: Razor.... Comic Con.... Darkstalkers.... *foaming at the mouth*
Pinkie Pie: Oops. Sorry. 4th wall breach. One moment.
-bzzzzt-
DS: Commander...
SD: Huh... what? What was I looking at?
DS: Looking at sir?
SD: What? (looks back between Dalek Spica and the screen. All the screen shows is empty space). Right.... so anyway, what were you saying?
The Kitchen
Unfortunately, neither Registered Anonymous or BRP have done anything that the author deems canon at this time. In the meantime however, have this picture
The Control Room
HAI: So, this is how you are supposed to do it. *Plays an over the shoulder tutorial video showing humans playing with their fingers.
Nana: How do we do it?
HAI: well, what we do is send the same impulses that would be received from those keystroke to the game and it responds.
Nana: Ok.
HAI: We will start off at normal speed, but you will want to speed it up after a while. It will appear to be a little slow soon.
Nana: Ok.
HAI: are you ready?
Nana: One question.
HAI: Shoot.
Nana: Did you hack this game?
HAI: This is, for you only, an unhacked version of Tetris.
Nana: Thank you.
HAI: Then lets begin.
Nana: (She performed a Triple T-Spin, two four-liners, and an all clear in one go.) Hmm. Simple, yet, productive.
HAI: Your doing good for the first few tries. Most humans wouldn't think of looking at the pieces while placing them. Well, since we are AIs that doesn't exactly apply to us.
Nana: Not having a a focus point for my field of vision and lack of need of buttons helps. But there's one question... What's up with the pictures on the pieces on your side?
*A tidal wave of blue pieces rained down on his screen.*
HAI: Oh, you mean the power-ups? Well, seeing this is your first time, you haven't played enough games to unlock any. A few more plays, and you'll be performing all clears constantly all day, every day. Not to brag, but I played Tetris so much that I unlocked all the power-up! They are all a nice substitute for hacking.
Nana: How often do you play VS. with BRP?
HAI: Whenever he ran out if anime to watch. Let me tell ya, trolling him is hilarious, but he learns how to ignore it after a while. I'm pretty sure your friend R.A is giving him quite a time.
Nana:... Anime?
HAI: Nevermind. (They played in silence for a moment as their audience, the hackers, awed at their insane performance without hacking.)
(Both of these happen, pretty much as described)
*The hackers all stand there absolutely dumbfounded as they watch both the hacking AI and Nana play games of Tetris against each other at speeds that no human can hope to follow. To them, it looks as if the screens are suffering from epileptic seizures.*
Nana: You know. As fun as this game is. I do not think that it provides an accurate demonstration of our abilities.
Hacking AI: What do you mean?
N: Well, we have a reaction time that is measured in picoseconds, and we can process information much faster than any normal-
HAI: I see your point.
*The game is still going on while they are talking*
N: Yes. So even at it's highest speeds with all the powerups, this game would be... how do they say... a piece of cake... for us.
HAI: All right. Well, what do you suggest?
N: Hm.... something with strategy. Something that can more efficiently show which one of us can outwit the other.
HAI: I agree. Unfortunately, I don't have any other games stored on my hard drive. Before BRP went and got stranded, he didn't think to take many games with him. He didn't think we'd be gone this long. Naturally.
N: So we are stuck with Tetris?
HAI: For the moment ye-
Hacker 3: I.... I might have a suggestions
*Everyone turns their attention to him, even the Hacking AI and Nana, even though their games don't stop. Slowly, the hacker reaches behind his back and pulls out a copy of Starcraft 2.*
Ok Pinkie Pie, we have options available. Many options.
1. For the sake of the storyline and plot, you find Jason and heal him fully. Because you're Pinkie Pie.
2. Make sugary sweets, preferably cupcakes.
3. On that note, figure out how to make a cupcake button. Like a muffin button, except with cupcakes.
4. Following the above logic, you could be able to make a party button. One press and bam! Instant party.
5. Something else related to the story. Something small, yet important.
N: Honestly, you should go see Jason in the hospital and be concerned for him.
EI: But where's the fun in that? Sweetie, the story has to be entertaining, you know.
N: *grumbles*
Pinkie, you are at sugercube corner baking cinnamon rolls.
You hear Rarity's scream and decide to investigate.
Burst into the hospital after hearing rarity scream and try to information from your friends. After that, try to convince fluttershy to let you make some 'special' cookies to help calm everyone down, mostly rarity, she's kinda flipping out a little. If she says no, make cookies anyway, cause who didn't like cookies, right? (finally, I have a chance for some input! I've been late every other time. You do great work by the way! Keep it up!)
Pinkie is doing adult things in her basement.
Everyone knows adult things means watching a show that gives tips on how to make parties better.
Pinkie Pie:
You are in Ponyville. You know - somehow, because you're you - that Jason is in trouble, but that there's nothing you can do for him that all the ponies already at the hospital aren't already doing. Therefor, you aren't needed there.
However, Twilight still isn't her old self and could really use a friend. So, being you, pop out of the next object she opens surrounded by confetti shouting "Surprise!" and proceed to try and help her feel better. After making Twilight feel better - as best you can - break into the royal vault and steal that weird sword in the giant rock. Since you can't get it out of the rock, take the rock with you too. You grew up on a rock farm, so you can do that. Since you're Pinkie Pie, you know anything enshrined to that level is of overwhelming plot significance, and Jason's the hero of this story. Ergo, he needs it, so you're going to get it to him, and when he draws it, its magic - any sword like that will obviously have magic - will help him to survive, recover, and win, thus allowing you to help Jason, too.
Say! You actually can help him, can't you?
What's that you say? The Royal Guards won't let you get into the vault? Silly Pinky, that's why you raid Fluttershy's stash first to give your party cannon an 'upgrade'. But bring a gas mask. You're out there enough stone cold sober (assuming you are normally). Even YOU don't want to know what you'll be like stoned.
Break the fourth wall.
Pinkie, you must dance the irish jig whilst holding a mug of frothy cider!
The Gods of randomness demand it!!!
Pinkie Pie: Bake cupcakes... ... Cupcakes are delicious.
Do something near da hospital and hear a loud noise from there. Go investigate. Find out about Jason. Think about getting a Dr. McNinja to help out. ...Wait what. Anyway, try to help and stuff.
YOUR PINKIE SENSE HAS BEEN ACTIVATED!!!
Also throw my mom a birthday party. It's on the 27th. Oh, crap... That's today!
PAAAAARRRRTTTYYYYYYYYYY AT THE HOSPITAL! Jason is there and he is hurt. First you need to find out where you are though. start to speak "Hello stallions, look at your mare, now back to me, now back to your mares, now back to me. Sadly she isn't me, but if they stop using dragon scented body wash and switched to apple spice she could smell like she's me. Look down back up. Where are you? You are on a boat with the mare your mare could smell like. (You are now standing on a boat. It appears to be on an ocean of some sort. Not close enough, keep going) What's in your hoof, back up. I have it. It's an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again. The tickets are now diamonds. Anything can happen when your mare smells like apple spice and not a dragon. I'm on a horse." You are now sitting on Rarity's back.
Rarity: What in the name of lederhosen are you doing on my back and how did you even get there?
Pinkie: Not important, where is Jason?
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AI's install StarCraft 2 and load it up. To increase the ability, they instantly remaster the maps for unlimited resources and remove the unit cap, making the maps bigger as well.
Nana: are you ready?
HAI: Oh yes. Wait a second.
Nana: What are you-
HAI2: Hi, I have been copied for the duration of the game. My task is to be a commentator for the crew of the ship.
Nana: will you show me how to do that at some point?
HAI: Ok
Screens flicker on, the tactical display at the center of the room shows a scale 3d model of the map. The entire crew of the ship that isn't on the bright gather in the mess hall where HAI2 is currently showing a 3d model of the map using the ceiling as the ground.
Nana(her voice being broadcast throughout the ship): Ready?
HAI: yes. Lets do this.
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BRP sneaks onto the bridge by walking quietly through the main doors. He directly interfaces with the main computer and takes over a screen just over his computer console.
OHAI (due to the ever fluctuating number of HAI copies, this will refer to the original HAI): Are you sure about this?
BRP: Yes, do it.
OHAI: but the game.
BRP: We are recording it as well as the commentary by that HAI copy.
OHAI: but it's better to watch live.
BRP: This is more important.
OHAI: if you say so. *Breaches firewalls and gives BRP access to the vast amounts of unused data processing space.*
BRP: Thank you. You know what to do.
OHAI: Fine, but I still don't know about this.
BRP: It will be fine.
OHAI: Okay then. *Reluctantly uses the space to make another few days worth of anime for BRP to watch*
BRP: See, you are really good at it. There is absolutely nothing to worry about.
OHAI: I suppose. Do you want me to make new seasons for the animes that left off on cliffhangers or other things?
BRP: Go right ahead.
OHAI (Really getting into it): Roger that!
Me: Well, about time we ask... get me the Apploosan Intelligence Agency, I want a report of Risen Flag's recent political movements.
Dalek Aldebaran: Yes, master! Lowering communications barrier!
*fire and burning everywhere*
Me: Sh*t! They're onto us, and they got the AIA! NIKOLA! GET DOWN THERE AND GET THEM TO SAFETY NOW!
Nikola: AFFIRMATIVE!
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20minutes into the game alarms start blaring and "Red Alert!" Starts repeating over all speakers in a very manly voice. Nana comes over the comms
Nana: We have received a report of damage to the AIA headquarters. Unconfirmed source. BRP and RA get to the teleportation room and get down there. Don't forget weapons and equipment. MOVE! Grey Rebl could be in danger.
OHAI: YOU HEARD HER LETS GO! I left a copy of myself to make your anime.
BRP: Anime is important, but not that important, lets move it.
He sprints down to his kit locker and grabs his helmet. He straps it on and grabs his weapons, quickly mag-locking them onto his back.
BRP: *On the way to engineering* When will the teleported be ready?
Nana: ten minutes.
BRP: that's too long. I will head out through the hangar bays. Have a Dalek take one of the hull plates off of my ship.
Nana: why?
BRP: I'm going to jump.
He taps a button on the side of his visor and a grille extends from the sides of his helmet to form an airtight seal over his face. The rest of his armor shifts and extends to enable survival in a vacuum.
The bulky back-piece of his armor begins to heat up as it begins a reacts that recycles the oxygen that he uses and stores the remaining carbon in a super-dense format (his pack creates diamonds) As BRP gets near the hangar bay he speaks to Nana again.
BRP: get this pointed towards the planet and prepare it for explosive decompression. You are going to shoot me towards the AIA base.
Nana: It is highly inadvisable, but for the director, I will do it.
BRP sprints into the hangar bay and grabs the piece of ship hull that the dales removed.
BRP: OPEN THE BAY DOORS NOW!
The bay doors open, the air sucking BRP into space, directed straight at the AIA base.
Tenebris: *krhm*
Pinkie: ...
T: *krhm*
P: ...
T: *KRHM*
P: ...
T: PINKAMINA DIANE PIE!
P: WHAT!
T: *Sigh* Are you still angry that I was away so long? I'm sorry about that but, right now there is more important thing-
P: ...
T: Pinkie. Why are you in canterlot?
P: I don't know.
T: What do you mean you don't know?! How can you not know?!
P: Well I might have gone and asked razor to do this and he really wasn't prepared.
T: Pinkie, You're lucky that you aren't in Griffin kingdom or in some dragons cave.
P: I know but, at least i got my own chapter.
T: ...
P: Tenebris? Why is your eye twitching?
T: D-don't mind that. Just go to Ponyville. Jason is in bad condition and he needs everyone there.
P: Okie dokie loki. Lalalalalalla.
T: Confound that Pinkie Pie, She is going to drive me insane.
Just! Just... Actually, I don't know what Pinkie should do. Uh, prepare a party just because?
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In Starcraft 2, an epic war is at hand.
*It was beautiful. It was grand. It was all out war. The audience thought it was just a game, but no, it became serious for real. Never before had they seen such great devestating exchange last for so long, even for a classic strategy.*
Nana: (She is breaking through HAI's base, which is seemingly lightly defended, with her but load of units) I have you now!
HAI:(Devious smile) I wouldn't count on it. *appearing from the fog of war behind Nana's units, was ton and tons of HAI's units. Nana's are surrounded. The audience gasp* Come on, Nana. I thought your better than this. Lost your touch?
Nana: An ambush!? Well, at least I wasn't the only who prepared some units. *And then appeared several powerful units. It became a stalemate!*
HAI: It looks like this will have to go on a little more longer. I must say, your quite good.
Nana: I can say the same to you, too.
*And from hence forth, every witness of this grand battle vowed to listen to their every command if their lives depended on it. Maybe not the Daleks.*
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watch a couple of starcraft 2 videos to get a quick background. It will probably help.
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Nana reveals an army of colossi to counter the marauder/marine medevac drop performed by the HAI. An unseen group of siege tanks sitting on an unrevealed cliff top begin to fire into the densely packed walkers. Nana sends a group of scouts to eliminate the tanks only to be shot down by HAI's vikings. The vikings begin to hit the colossi but are attacked from the side by phoenixes. Meanwhile, hellions are whizzing around, tracking through Nana's zealots, the occasional hit being landed by a zealot as it's charge finishes cooldown. Battlecruisers and carriers engage off to the side and yamato guns fire out of the packed mass of warships to finish off low carriers. A squad of immortals hits the bottom of the ramp towards the cliff with the siege tanks on top. They get up and hit the siege tanks only to get a nuke dropped on them by a nearby ghost.
Now to get the full scale of this battle, take this description. This is the activity of one minute in one small corner of the map. Similar battles are raging over three other bases, one other HAI base and two of Nana's bases. Most of the other battle are happening in the middle of the fields. There are air only battles going on. The terran units are more maneuverable thanks to the vikings and medivacs while Nana's protoss units tend to win for sheer power. The stalemates are happening as each army is almost constantly being resupplied. The apm of each AI is above 7000. Their ability to control several groups of units in several different areas of the map proving too much for the standard apm chart that was being displayed on three of the screens on the bridge. It was also displayed on the wall of the mess along with unit and resource counts. The terran medevac being able to heal biological units, giving the HAI an advantage against Nana's smaller units. Her larger units would generally win fights normally. her problem was that her colossi could be destroyed by air units that she couldn't keep up with. Phoenixes could keep up with vikings, but the vikings would just drop to the ground and start hosing infantry with their miniguns until some more powerful units showed up to help. Nana had observers everywhere that didn't currently have active scans going on and the HAI had ghosts similarly placed. It also had ravens acting as support. Their seeker mines dropping numerous protoss units with each shot. auto turrets were able to drop air and light ground units and when deployed in a staggered formation at high speed, they obliterated colossi. It wasn't one sided. Protoss sentries were shielding, time warping and high Templars were psystorming, hitting many of the HAI's units at once. Void rays were charged and charged void rays were the primary targets of the HAI's vikings.
In short, the battlefield was littered with explosions of nukes and dying units everywhere.
Prepare for a party. A party that falls within the scenario of a "Get Well Soon" Party with a small pinch of "Hope This Traumatic Experience Doesn't Effect You For the Rest of Your Life" party.
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*Suddenly on the computer screen a line of text says "Registered Anonymous has entered the game"*
*five seconds later another line of text appears "EAT MY ARCHON TOILETS BITCHES!!!!111!"*
*suddenly a series of archon toilets start appearing in both HAI and Nana's bases*
Hacker 1: ......How the hell did R.A. get a hold of a computer?
Hacker 2: I think he maybe using one of ours.
Hacker 1: ....God dammit.
"It's investigation time! Stop or I'll pop a cap in ya!"
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HAI doesn't miss a beat. RA's console flares up with static only to be followed by the screen turning off. A copy of the HAI sits inside the console, the main console cuts off the access from RA's console. All of his units disappear from the battlefield.
The HAI in RA's console displays a message onto his screen.
HAI: It is on!
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HAI: That buffoon can actually hack? And archon toilets. Really.
Nana: What can I say. That's R.A. for you. We should stop him, for the sake of the poor Hacker's "borrowed" computer.
HAI: Don't you mean "stolen"?
Nana: R.A wouldn't like it if you put it that way.
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In the train that leads to Ponyville.
It was getting close to dusk, and the two agents are bored. On the floor, is Brauburn and Little Strongheart laying on their backs with their legs up in the air. Their expressions are comparable to a goat that just chews grass... soullessly. A board, chess pieces, and a flipped table littered with them.
Braeburn: Ah knew you would break soon enough.
Strongheart: Well what do you expect? It has already been over 500 games!
Braeburn: Ya bothered to count? Ah'd rather count sheep! And good timing that night is about to come; sleepin' kills time and we will arrive by morning. Ya tired?
LS: We had barely done anything, and yet I am. Why does the wait has to be so painful?
Braeburn: And now ya understand why Ah hate trains. Here, time slows. Not a place for a pony like me. Ya know, Ah wonder how home base is faring. Probably some random explosions that we all know and love. Think they're gonna go above "Class D of Damage"?
LS: Your teasing to make me feel like I should regret taking this mission, aren't you?
Brauburn: Hey, you're already feelin' it.
LS: Figures.
What's the point of the side story. I actually couldn't figure it out some one please explain.
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Don't let BRP mislead you.
The characters in the side-story would have a role in some fight against the Plush at some point. It is heavily implied. For example: In the first chapters of this second-of-the-series, one would see the picture of Slender. After the Morgan Granddad vs Haypennywise fight, my character is being targeted.
As said from a chapter concerning DaedaltheusXIV, creator of the Plush team (guys in the cover art), he and Razor are the chess players of the board; god vs god, team vs team. Apparently, Daedaltheus made his team near unbeatable because he is just good at what he does. So, we, the drivers of the side-story, aid Razor to victory as champions. Commenters un-related to the side plot help by supplying him concepts. Who will win: we don't know. The main character, Jason Morgan, is a wild card in this case.
Other then that, and like BRP said, we pretty much mess around for fun. But make no mistake: We are not irresponsible buffoons. We make things serious if we are pushed to it.
Well you are somewhere in Ponyville, let's say in a chimney storing eyepatches and balls and other miscellaneous things in case those emergencies ever come up.
After storing those and thinking about how you can possibly make a cuckoo clock even more hilarious than it already is, you realize that your knee has been Pinchy for awhile. That means something scary has been happening for a good 30 minutes, but what is it?
You decide to ask everypony in your sight if they've seen anything scary recently, except for those ponies exiting Twilight's House with Zecora. Your right eye begins twitching, meaning that their destiny lies elsewhere, best not to bother them.
If you get directed to the hospital by somepony (Don't ask Razor, because that would be cheating), make haste to it.
Also be able to understand Latin for the sake of plot convenience.
Thanks for the info also I had created several characters that are OP but only one can be nerfed. But I just don't want to introduce them just yet.....but I might pretty soon.
Decipher Jason's code.
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If you want to be let in, you do actually have to tell us your character. Its better to be let in early and ready to actually join when you want, than to be denied only when you are ready to enter.
2949839 well only one of the characters can be in it but like I said before they were never introduced. So what I ment was I never wrote a story at all and they were never put in a story also I'm still trying to get them drawn. I may never write a story though that has them in it.