Sending Messages (Also Kiro gets a hug)
Before we begin. Lets take look at what you all voted for the saucy Rarity scene.
Personally, I think this sums them all up nicely
Also, I vote no for Saucy Rarity scene, let her perversion go unfulfilled and drive her nuts
For the Rarity thing:
For the Rarity bit; I beg thee, nay, nay! Also, linking to NSFW stories from, well, anything but PM, has been made against the rules, due to Google Adpay being a dick.
Really Razor, you took the Rarity thing seriously? I was basically making fun of the comments you make on my story 98% of the time. Seriously don't do it.
As for that Rarity and, uh... I think we all have enough of Rarity and her kinky thoughts. Heck, her mind may as well be Cuthulu's hotspot of dirty thoughts, and he must be gay. So my answer would be a big screaming Luke Skywalker "No". Our mortal minds cannot even comprehend our such vile existence, or even our non-existential faith.
As for rarity, have a cup of "Dear God, No!" I had Dr. Bright order it for me.
So yeah.... Since the vote seems to be a pretty unanimous "OH GOD NO!!!" We shall continue this story without any kind of sexy Rarity time tie in story. Not that it would have made much of a difference anyway.
Then- HOLY CRAP IT'S MORNING!!! (Oh, and I guessed right. I expect my hug in 1-3 business days.)
Right. So with all that out of the way. Lets begin.
Step 1: get food.
Step 2: Remember the meeting with Risen Flagg.
Step 3: Tell Lyra and Bonbon your concerns with said character.
Step 4: Remember something important.
Step 5: ????
Step 6: Profit!
Jason, time to eat. You know that doing things on an empty stomach is never a good idea.
Eat food...
Shower and use the bathroom, seriously, when was the last time you did that?
Wash yourself Jason, every sane man washes up at least once a day so yeah. TAKE A SHOWER NOW!
1. Find food
2. Eat food
3. ???
4. Profit
-Main Story-
1. Slam head into bucket of cold water to wake up (AKA take a shower... You need to think up better metaphors.
2. Locate a source of morning sustenance. (Not a metaphor, but better)
3. Food on. Apply directly to the face. (Well, that was the worst reference you've ever made)
4. Tell what food remains to "Get in my Bell-ay!" (Much better reference)
5. Repeatedly slam head into table for no reason until you develop a headache or Lyra/Bon-Bon stops you.
6. ???
7. PROFIT!!! (That actually sounds like a good idea. Where to get a job though? Anywhere but Sweet Apple Acres, that's for sure. Fucking Horror Story ponies)
For Jason, Open the door, get on the floor, and walk the MOTHER F**KING DINOSAUR!!!!!!!! and also,
1) Find Food
2) Eat Food
3) Beg for more food
4)???
5) Profit
Your loudly growling stomach tells you that the ABSOLUTE FIRST thing you HAVE TO DO right now is get some food. Oh, and for whatever reason you're having trouble controlling THE VOLUME OF YOUR INNER THOUGHTS!!!!!!
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Okay good, that's not happening again.
Anyway, you get up off the couch and stretch for a moment. For the most part, you feel okay. You're shoulder still feels a little bit stiff, but granted that part of you was bitten by something with ginormous teeth, that's kind of to be expected.
So you walk on through the archway to the kitchen.
You open the door (okay there is no door but semantics)
You get on the floor.
GOD THAT MAKES YOU FEEL A LOT BETTER (Yeah, Odin, Zeus, Athena, and every other god you've been praying too since you got here hasn't really been helping you all that much at all... In fact they're kind of doing the exact opposite of helping you right now. So you're just going to stick to God.)!
You're not sure why, but it just does.
But yes, you walk into the kitchen. Your first instinct is to get yourself some cereal, but given that Lyra and Bon Bon treated you to some Pizza last night (which was good by the way, even if it did have no meat), and you.... might have... scared them more than half to death when you showed them your battle with the demon clown.... pony... thing. You decide to make some breakfast for them too.
So with that in mind, you set out to make pancakes for them. Why? Cause pancakes are awesome.
The thought does occur to you to just summon some breakfast with your new Latin powers, but you decide against that for multiple reasons. Partly because you really have no idea what will come out from that, or if since these powers are apparently based on your imagination, they might not come out exactly correct or Lyra and Bon Bon might not like them. That, and the thought does cross your mind that since you are creating, would this technically be some form of self-cannibalism.... kind of like drinking your own blood (in kind of the same logic for why vampires can't drink their own blood).... Yeah, you know it's ridiculous, but the thought does cross your mind.
So yeah, you just make pancakes the normal way.
-The time it takes to make some pancakes later-
Surprisingly, in the time it took you to make those pancakes, neither Lyra or Bon Bon came downstairs. Usually they get up shortly after you do, but now it's taking them a while for whatever reason. Then again, you suppose can still understand. They probably didn't sleep that well last night. God knows you wouldn't if you saw that..... but you did sleep well.... so..... Bah, enough of that now.
Since they're not here. You sit down and serve yourself.
Forget the shower (if possible at all) you have your god powers to make you smell nice! But not "godly" nice, just normal nice. Go to the kitchen and summon a bowl, low fat milk, and your favorite cereal. And get something for your landlords. Don't summon it though, they might taste like what you think it would taste like. You don't really know how their taste buds actually work. Unless you know the words that allow you to know...
After you got your food and hygiene satisfied, do something productive. Other than checking in with the girls to see if Ponyville will live another day, there isn't much to do... Hey, here's a thought: do you really have to speak Latin out loud for your powers to work? If so, using it to do pointless activities must be tiresome to the throat. Another thought: Can you synchronize your Morgan bloodline abilities with your characters and maybe do more than just think a little like them?
Your inner Batman decides to go into a deep focus and think back since you've arrived here and before that.
Logic: Connect the Dots
1. Twilight Sparkle summoned you to help defeat some sort of evil... By having your babies...
2. From whom you thought was Jesus, your grandfather was sighted several times. Was he watching you? Inner Batman Logic Bonus: Also, he was playing chess with some weird abomination with a goat head and a pointy tooth... What's his relation with it?
3. You've been having hallucinations, most notably your inner Pinkie, and one of which reminded you of a certain slender... You thought it was all weed, but now you know better. But what does it have to with anything?
4. When you had arrived at Canterlot, you had your first meeting with Risen. Haven't really talked, but you had a creepy feeling about him. More so when Twilight up and fainted upon meeting him. Who is he?
5. You found out King Arther is real. And so is his sword. You kept that thought securely in your head, just in case.
6. Celestia said that time and space was separate on both the human world and Equestria.
7. You were told that an Outer god was still loose.
8. Your grandfather is here, and is supposedly dead after so many years.
9. You fought Haypennywise *shiver* and he would've killed you if your grandfather hadn't saved you and you hadn't used your powers on time. Inner Batman Logic Bonus: Although, recalling past the blood and violence, it all seemed as though you've been targeted specifically.
10. Risen came to Ponyville right after that Haypennywise incident. Coincidence?
11. During your visit at Canterlot, there was glass panes depicting stories. One of which displayed a familiar image of six mares and a creature with several body parts. Inner Batman Logic Bonus: You remembered that is has a goat head with an expression of surprise.
You were suddenly snapped back to reality by the presence of Lyra and Bon Bon.
Check and see if the barriers you set up are still active.
While you're eating, several thoughts occur to you, mostly having to do with what's happened since you've been here so far and the strange new abilities you now have.
Your inner Batman works in synch with your thoughts as you go through everything.
1. Twilight Sparkle summoned you to help defeat some sort of evil... By having your babies. Something that according to Lyra, would not have worked at all.
2. From whom you thought was Jesus, your grandfather was sighted several times. Was he watching you?
Probably, but this question can only be answered if you were somehow able to find him. Maybe your Latin powers could help, but you're not sure... For some odd reason. After all, he can use them too. Also, when this all started you saw him playing chess with that weird... dragon thing.... The thing that looked like the thing you saw on one of the stained glass windows in Canterlot castle. What was his relationship with that, if any at all?
But yes, moving on.
3. You've been having hallucinations, most notably your inner Pinkie, and one of which reminded you of a certain slender... You thought it was all weed, but now you know better. But what does it have to with anything?
4. When you had arrived at Canterlot, you had your first meeting with Risen Flagg. You haven't really talked to him that much, but you had a creepy feeling about him. More so when Twilight up and fainted upon meeting him. Who is he?
5. You found out King Arthur is real... Or rather was real. And so is his sword. You kept that thought securely in your head, just in case.
6. Celestia said that time and space was separate on both the human world and Equestria. Not just between those worlds though, but between all separate universes.
7. You were told that an Outer god was still loose by Silas... At least he was convinced it was still loose.
8. Your grandfather is here, and is supposedly dead after so many years.
9. You fought Haypennywise *shiver* and he would've killed you if your grandfather hadn't saved you and you hadn't used your powers in time.
However, given that Haypennywise appeared in front of you specifically, it would seem that you have been targeted... By someone... or more likely some thing.
10. Risen came to Ponyville right after that Haypennywise incident. Coincidence?
You're not sure at all.
11. During your visit at Canterlot, there was glass panes depicting stories. One of which displayed a familiar image of six mares and a creature with several body parts. The same creature that your great-grandfather was playing chess with when you first got here.
"Um.... Jason."
You suddenly snap back to reality to see Lyra standing across the table in front of you, looking a little confused.
"Oh.... morning Lyra," you say to her.
"Morning," she replies. Behind her, Bon Bon yawns as she comes into the kitchen as well.
The three of you really don't talk that much as you continue with breakfast, and it turns out you were right. They don't look like they slept that well.
-One breakfast later-
After breakfast and a quick bathroom break, you head upstairs and take a shower, cause you really felt like you needed it. The thought also occurs to you to make yourself clean with your latin powers, but you really wanted to feel the feeling of water splashing on your face. You needed it.
After your shower, you get dressed in your normal clothes again. You really need to thank Rarity for fixing these up for you while you were in the hospital. She's really done a lot for you.... clothes wise at least.
Wish you had the pants that were home. The pants at your house were so comfy... (I bet no one is gonna get the joke.)
You do miss your pants. The ones you had back home. The pants at your house were so comfy.... you really miss them.
God, you miss bacon.
You also miss bacon for some odd reason.
If you lost your awesome knife in battle, summon it to you. Enchant the blade to reinforce it and make it sharper. It didn't do jack against the Clown, but now that you have powers, perhaps that will change. Silver hurt Haypennywise, give it a silver edge in case he comes around again.
Of course, you still do have your knife. You never lost it. In fact, if one of the things you were told at the hospital is true, they had to pry it out of your hands.
But yes, you still have it, and you put it securely in it's holster as you get your pants on.
Still....
You take it out and look at it for a moment. It didn't really do much against Haypennywise, but still.... it's the only weapon you have... maybe.
"Fieri fortior," you say to yourself as you hold the knife. It doesn't appear to change as you say those words, but you're pretty certain what you said worked. You can feel it. "Fiunt acriores," you also say to give it a sharper edge. At that, you notice the edge of the knife become a bit shinier, but still... something doesn't feel right. ""Habe argentum obstupescunt," you say to give the knife a silver edge. Hopefully that will do something. After all, you saw your great-grandfather summon silver knives in his fight with Haypennywise. Maybe he's weak against them.
"What are you doing?" You suddenly hear Bon Bon's voice say as you turn to look at her.
"Nothing," you respond rather quickly as you spin your knife around like a G and holster it. Afterwards, you then quickly get your shoes on and head towards the door, taking the blank book you summon to you yesterday with you.
"Where're you going?" Bon Bon asks as she, rather quickly, walks towards you. She seems kind of worried.
Jason, take the blank book to the library and ask Spike if the cover looks familiar. Maybe he has a copy that isn't blank.
You really wish you had that latin book, maybe the library has a similar one.
"The library," you say to her. "I need to see if they have something." Bon Bon makes a motion towards you like she's about to stop you, like she doesn't want you to go, but then she stops herself and just looks down towards the floor. You kind of feel a bit bad for her and Lyra. You really do.
The only thing you can do for her now is just offer her a warm smile as you walk out the door. Her expression doesn't change though. You don't know how she took it.
"Protege," you say once the door is closed behind you. Hopefully that will do something to protect them. The barriers you cast on the two of them were still up, but you thought you'd add that just for a bit of extra protection.
With that done, you make your way towards the library.
On your way there, you pass by the town hall, and directly in front of you, you see Risen Flagg and his two associates meet up with The Mayor again and some pony who (to you at least) kind of looks like Sarah Palin. After you see them talk for a moment, the Palin pony leads Flagg and his little group away from the town hall and into the town proper. You could only guess what they were doing.
Luckily, they don't seem to notice you.
It doesn't take very long at all before you reach the library. The door dings as you walk inside.
"Hey, Jason," Spike says as he slides down from a latter and runs over to you. "How you feeling?"
"Better," you say. "Hey, um, do you think you could help me with something?" you say. You kind of want to get to the damn point right now. The sooner you get this done, the better. "Do you have a book that resembles this by any chance?" You say as you show him the book. You don't hand it to him though, part of you doesn't really want him to know it's blank.
"Hmm..." he says as he looks at it. "To be honest, I really have no idea," He says as he looks closely at it's blank cover. You... kind of expected that reaction. "What book is it?"
"It's some kind of language book," you say. You would call it a Latin dictionary, but you're absolutely 100% certain that that's not what it is. You've studied Latin in college (it's how you know how to speak it) and really, in a situation like this, a Latin dictionary would be useless. No, this book is something else.
Though, if what you fear about the Sons of Dunwich is true, then you're not going to find this book here.
"Oh," he says. "Well, the language section is over here if you wanna look."
"Thanks," you say as the two of you walk towards it.
You spend several moments searching for the book, though you really have no luck finding it. At all.... as you feared. In all likelihood, that book was a hand written account of... something, relating to the Latin abilities, so there's no way that it would have been in any library let alone here. That, and Latin doesn't even seem to be a language here, which also makes sense cause this is another planet.
Still, you keep looking.
"Hey Spike," you say as you move down to another shelf.
"Yeah," he replies.
"Did you ever send that letter to Celestia?" you ask him. You kind of want to know if she got it.
"Well...." he begins, making you feel uneasy. "I tried but..."
"But...." you say as you stop looking at the shelf and turn your attention towards him.
"It's weird, every time I try to send her anything, it just comes right back. Here I'll show you." He then walks over to a nearby desk and grabs a scroll of some kind, scribbles something on it, and then shows it to you. He then proceeds to roll it back up, and then (and this makes you feel a little uneasy for some reason) light it on fire with his fire breath.
Nothing happens for a few moments. You're about to say something, but Spike stops you.
"Wait for it..." he says. Then, after another quick moment, he burps, and the scroll he just lit on fire comes out of his mouth. After which, he unrolls it and shows you that what's on it is in fact, the same scribble he made earlier. "It's weird," he says. "Everything I try to send out just comes right back."
Well, if you weren't concerned before, you were now.
You stop looking for the book. It's not there. You know it isn't.
"Hey Spike," you say to him.
"Yeah," he replies.
Tell Lyra and Bon Bon that you want to have a meeting with the girls and Spike, you probably scarred them for life by showing your battle with the clown, so you should probably talk to them about it. Also you need to start working on a strategy with them. You need a team.
Ya they're just ponies, but who else do you really have that will help you, let alone believe you? You need them, and more importantly they need you.
"Do you..." you begin. "Do you think you can get Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie... you know, the elements of Harmony... here later today. There's something that we need to talk about. Something... really important."
Spike just looks at you for a moment. His expression is something you can't really read, but the look of concern on your face tells him everything.
"Yeah, sure," he says.
"Thanks," you say as you walk away from the bookshelf and over towards the door. You're done here.
"Jason, wait!" Spike shouts before you can open the door.
"Yeah," you say back to him.
"Um.... Pinkie was in here earlier. She said that she wanted to throw you a party for getting out of the hospital... or something like that. I think she mentioned that there were a bunch of new ponies in town too." Well... um.... you can't say that you're not surprised to hear that.... because you kind of are surprised. That was honestly quick for a party. "She said she was at Lyra and Bon Bon's house earlier, but you weren't there so she came by here, but when you weren't here she left."
Wait, when was she at your house? No one showed up when you were eating breakfast or in the shower so she could only showed up shortly after you left.... and then got here before you did.... and then left before you got here.....
By all that is holy how fast does that pink one move?
"So..." Spike begins to say.
"Yeah, yeah I'd like that," you say to him, even though he couldn't really do anything about it. Just... hearing that made you feel better... somehow. Pinkie Pie seemed really good at that... cheering you up.
"Oh... okay..." Spike says. Just before you're about to leave again, he stops you. "Wait!" he shouts before you open the door again. "Um.... what time do you want them here?" You think about that for a moment.
"Around 3:00," you say to him.
"All right," Spike replies. "See ya Jason."
"Later," you say to him. It's not even noon now. So this will work out just fine.
Once you're out of the library, you walk around it away from the town a little. You know where you're going, it's not too far.
Still... while you're on your way....
Jason. I cannot stress this enough.
Say in latin; 'Project my voice to Twilight Sparkle, and allow her to project her voice to me'Next, say "I... You were right, Twilight. I was... Attacked by a being working for Nylatohep yesterday... And have gained some kind of magic. You can respond. Let's put our differences behind us, and work together on this. This world, and likely all others, are in grave danger."
"Dico Twilight Sparkle animo," you say as you walk away from the library.... Hopefully... if this does what you think....
"Twilight..." You begin to say. You begin to say, and you can literally feel your voice being projected to Canterlot. No, really, if you close your eyes, you can even see it.... But then something stops it. You feel your voice reach the edge of Ponyville... and just stop. It's as if some kind of bubble is around Ponyville preventing any kind of messages from leaving.
That... that was what you were afraid of. Something out here doesn't want any messages getting out. Something powerful.... something.... something that knows not only how to stop pony magic.... but yours as well.
What could even do that?
Still...
-A short walk later-
After a short walk, you find yourself in the middle of a deserted forested area just outside where the communication bubble is. You know, you saw how far it went out when your projected voice got bounced off.
You came across this area when you were running back into Ponyville from Sweet Apple Acres. There's nothing out here, and all the trees still appear to be standing. You're alone.
After you got your food and hygiene satisfied, do something productive. Other than checking in with the girls to see if Ponyville will live another day, there isn't much to do... Hey, here's a thought: do you really have to speak Latin out loud for your powers to work? If so, using it to do pointless activities must be tiresome to the throat. Another thought: Can you synchronize your Morgan bloodline abilities with your characters and maybe do more than just think a little like them?
Come to think of it, let's try something else, too. You can create whatever you want, so long as you can imagine it, right? With that in mind, see if you can conjure up your battle knife, too. Just as a test, really. Your grandfather did it with normal knifes, so this should work... And if it does, then holy crap, do you have a powerful weapon at your disposal. I hope you've always wanted a Green Lantern ring... Because you just got the powers, minus the ring's weaknesses.
That's why you're here.
You really still don't have much of an idea of how these Latin powers even work, and there isn't any kind of manual (that you know of here) that will tell you how to use them. So with that in mind, your best bet is to learn by doing.
That's why you came out here. You don't want anyone to see you doing this. Plus, if what you saw with your great-grandfather doing this is to be believed, then the results of what you're about to try might be... explosive. So yeah, you don't want anyone else getting hurt.
Then there is your character channeling. You've never really had much of a use for that before but, with your new powers.... can they be used together somehow....
So yeah, you have an empty field, no one around, and what you so far know to be limitless powers at your disposal.
Go nuts.
What do you do?
-Regarding the next chapter-
For this next chapter only, I will allow you all to switch out the fictional characters you are channeling on a whim while trying things out as opposed to making you all wait until you're not doing anything (or in passive mode if you will) to switch them out. But yes, this next chapter is meant for you guys to test out the limits of what you can do with these latin powers. So go nuts. Try out different things. If someone has already suggested what you were going to, think of something else, branch beyond the horizons. Try to think of many different things for Jason to try out. I don't want all of you to just say the same one thing. Be creative, be varied, come up with many different things. You have limitless powers at your disposal. Oh, and for the record, yes, these powers will work with the fictional character channeling. Oh, and yes, you can suggest as many different things to try out as you'd like. So yeah. Go nuts.
-Side Story.... OF DEATH!!!!!!!!.... Just kidding 
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-The Previous Night-
-Appaloosa-
The AIA Headquarters
*Appaloosa HQ*
*The secretary was on her way to the inspection house, but she saw a few stallions goofing off, spinning a... magi bomb on the tip of his hoof?!*
Secretary: Hey you! Put that thing down!
*He did, and he smirked at the secretary. He spoke a few words to his friends and they were back to work as if nothing happened*
Secretary: *sigh* *Entered the inspection house*
*Lab ponies were out and about, attaching and surrounding the mysterious device with loads of machinery. Papers and graphs piled onto cardboard boxes as if there was no tomorrow. One pony was prodding the thing with a small hammer! It all seemed... unnecessary. It could either be because of it's size, or that the timer was a rapidly ticking clock that could be the end of the world. It may as well be. It didn't take common sense for the secretary to have her suspicions when she read the report, and she even requested a team of explosive experts just in case. Even if she is right, the professionals had shown many times before that they can disarm any bomb in Equestria, so she has good faith in their ability.*
*A Lab Pony greeted her*
Lab Pony: Greetings, Ma'am. I take it your here to overview the inspection?
Secretary: Yes.
Lab Pony: Excuse me for asking, but where's the Director? Shouldn't he always be around for something like this?
Secretary: He's... Out.
Lab Pony: So the rumors of him not having a wink of sleep for the past few days were true... Don't you find that strange?
Secretary: You mean why would he stress himself so much? I thought so myself. I've never seen him so tense, not even during his first day as the director. He's usually relaxed.
Lab Pony: I don't suppose you know something?
Secretary: If I knew, it would be confidential.
Lab Pony: I'm sorry to hear that. Although, I wish he is here though...
Secretary: Hmm? Why? What exactly do we got on this thing? *points a hoof at the strange timed-contraption*
Lab Pony: Well, ma'am, we obviously figured out that the timer and the device is connected. Through our data and thanks to computer technology, we found out quickly that there's a lot of potential energy stored in the device. It's complex, and yet fragile and unstable, which means any outside source would most likely cause a chain reaction.
*The Secretary had sudden worry about that pony with the hammer*
Lab Pony: Fortunately, it was made to only react to internal forces from the timer.
*And she almost decided to call the explosives team right there*
Secretary: You mean we have a bomb? Delivered at our doorsteps?
Lab Pony: Yes.
Secretary: Whoever sent us this must be really confident to challenge us to disarm a bomb... This isn't what I've seen before, what are we dealing with?
Lab Pony: The energy it stores is... immeasurable.
Secretary: Immeasurable?
Lab Pony: Immeasurable as in too high to even count. Not only that, it also emits a strange radiation It's an unknown element in the realms of magic. It's design is too foreign, making it too risky to even attempt to disarm. Ma'am, we need more time before you call in the explosives team.
Secretary: *Looks at timer* We have a few hours at most. Make it quick.
Lab Pony: I would also like to suggest thinking of another way to deal with the bomb.
Secretary: I'll think about it.
*Grey Rebl's secretary walked up to the inspection house to see a few stallions goofing off... One of them was even balancing a magi bomb... on his hoof.*
Secretary: HEY YOU! PUT THAT DOWN!
*He did, gave the secretary a goofy smile. He spoke a few words to his friends and they were back to work as if nothing happened. The Secretary could only let out a loud sigh as she entered the inspection house, where lab ponies were out and about, attaching and surrounding the mysterious device with loads of machinery. Papers and graphs piled onto cardboard boxes as if there was no tomorrow. One pony was prodding the thing with a small hammer. It all seemed largely unnecessary. It could either be because of it's size, or because what was obviously a timer wasn't even activated, in fact, the whole device didn't seem to be on in any way. Still, it didn't take common sense for the secretary to have her suspicions when she read the report, and she even requested a team of explosive experts just in case. Even if she is right, the professionals had shown many times before that they can disarm any bomb in Equestria, so she has good faith in their ability. As she walked in, a lab pony came to greet her. *
Lab Pony: Greetings, Ma'am. I take it your here to overview the inspection?
S: Yes.
LP: Excuse me for asking, but where's the Director? Shouldn't he be around for something like this?
S: He's... Out.
LP: So the rumors of him not having a wink of sleep for the past few days were true... Don't you find that strange?
S: You mean why would he stress himself so much? I thought so myself. I've never seen him so tense, not even during his first day as the director. He's usually relaxed.
LP: I don't suppose you know something?
S: If I did, it would be confidential.
LP: I'm sorry to hear that. Although, I wish he is here though...
S: Hmm? Why? What exactly do we got on this thing?
*points a hoof at the strange contraption*
Lab Pony: Well, ma'am, from what we've been able to figure out through our data and thanks to computer technology, we found out quickly that there's a lot of potential energy stored in the device. It's complex, and yet fragile and unstable, which means any outside source would most likely cause a chain reaction.
*The Secretary had sudden worry about that pony with the hammer*
S: You mean we have a bomb? Delivered at our doorsteps?
Lab Pony: Yes.
S: Whoever sent us this must be really confident to challenge us to disarm a bomb...
LP: No, no, there's no need to worry about that. The device isn't even on.
*The secretary is suddenly confused.*
S: What?
LP: Yeah, I was just as surprised as you were. This device... bomb or otherwise, hasn't been activated in any way. It was made to only react to internal forces from the timer.
S: Timer? What timer?
LP: The blank display on the front of the device ma'am. We've concluded that it's some sort of timer, and the reason it appears blank right now is because, like I said, the device isn't active.
*The Secretary is suddenly confused.*
S: Okay... Can you tell me anything else about it. What are we dealing with here exactly?
LP: The energy it stores is... immeasurable.
S: Immeasurable?
LP: Immeasurable as in too high to even count. Not only that, it also emits a strange radiation It's an unknown element in the realms of magic. It's design is too foreign to us. Ma'am, I know it's not my place to ask, but why did this thing get sent here? Surely there are places better equipped than us to examine a device like this.
*The secretary is suddenly even more nervous.*
S: I.... I... We never requested it, and nopony told us we would be getting anything like this.
LP: What? ....
*The Lab Pony is just as confused as she is now.*
LP: But... but if that's true... Why would somepony send us a bomb like this... and not even bother to activate it?
*To the secretary, that was the million dollar question right there.*
-Time Unspecified-
-The Dalek Flagship, The Caesar-
The Port Side Hangar
*Dalek Ship*
Jimmy: Why do I feel as though I'm carrying too light?
Hacker 3: Probably because it's the wooziness you feel when you run out of air.
Steve: Can we not talk about such things while we are under stres?!
Hacker 3: Hey, being social relieves stress.
Jimmy: Yeah, what he said. *turns to hacker 3* Say, what's you hacker codename anyways?
Hacker 3: Slim Sam
Jimmy: Oh my god! *Points between himself and Slim* We're a duo! And... How fitting.
Slim: What's your full codename?
Jimmy: Jim the Jam.
Slim: Wow, who named us?
Jimmy:...
Slim:...
Jimmy: Why does it feel like I'm having deju ve and feel as though I'm forgetting something at the same time?
Slim: I think time and space is going to burst like a bubble if we think about it too much.
Steve: Uhh, isn't this conversation going to waste us air?
Nana: Chekov? *Boosts radio signal temporarily* I repeat, where are those suits suppose to be?!
-Enterprise Communication Booth-
Chekov: The suits haff been launched towards the port airlock by your level. You haff five minutes before they reach the doors and bounce off onto an unknown trajectory.
*The hackers get into one of the shuttles. Yet there is still no air. Immediately, Bronze Statue tears off an access panel and starts messing with wires.*
Jimmy: Hey... Why do I feel as though I'm carrying too light?
Hacker 3: Probably because it's the wooziness you feel when you run out of air.
Steve: Can we please not talk about such things while we are under stress?!
H3: Hey, being social relieves stress.
J: Yeah, what he said. *turns to hacker 3* Say, what's you hacker codename anyways?
H3: Slim Sam
J: Oh my god! You're Slim...
S: Yeah... wait.... what's your full codename?
J: Jim the Jam.
*They both stare at each other for a moment before they realize it.*
Both Slim and Jim: HOLY SHIT IT'S YOU!!!!
Hacker 4: You two know each other?
S: Know each other! Dude, this guy and I have been a hacking duo for so long it.... GAH I don't even-
J: Yo, remember that time with the pentagon?
S: *Starts laughing hysterically* Oh god yes. Oh... that was funny.
J: Yeah... Yeah it-
S: Uhh, isn't this conversation going to waste us air?
*The moment he finishes that, the ship suddenly activates and they all feel as if they can breathe again as air floods into the compartment.*
Bronze Statue: Okay I'm done.
S: WHAT! WAH HUH THA WA....
BS: I've had some experiences with machinery and alien technology before. Really, you should see what I'm working on at home.
S: So you.....
BS: Yes.
S: And you....
BS: Yep, the ship is working, we have air.
*Steve suddenly grabs Bronze Statue by his shirt with both hands.*
S: YOU MEAN YOU KNEW HOW TO FIX THE SHIP THIS WHOLE TIME AND YOU DIDN'T TELL US!!!!!! AND DON'T SAY I DIDN'T-
BS: You didn't ask.
S: GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
*BRP grabs Steve's arm right as he pulls it back to punch him. The look he gives him immediately makes him stop.*
BS: Before you ask, yes I can hopefully do something about the Caesar as well, but it's kind of difficult to do that when were running on no life support at all and are currently dying of asphyxiation.
*Steve is still angry at this.*
BS: If I get to the auxiliary power generators the Daleks were talking about, I can hopefully reactivate the ship, but since I can't breathe in space, the first thing I had to do was get us all here. Now, when the crew of the Enterprise gets us a way to breathe in space, then I should be able to head out into the ship and activate it's life support systems at least.
*Steve keeps holding him for a moment, but then lets him go. BRP lets go of his hand as well.*
BS: What?
S: I just...... I just.... You.... You of ALL PEOPLE..... Are the one who is going to save us........ Why does that make me even less comfortable than knowing that Registered Anonymous is going to save us all.
J: Because you're insane and have a power complex.
S: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!
BS: Nana, call Chekov.
Nana: Huh, oh right. Chekov? I repeat, where are those suits suppose to be?!
Chekov: The suits haff been launched towards the port airlock by your level. You haff five minutes before they reach the doors and bounce off onto an unknown trajectory.
*Hugh Jackman contacts the two Dalek escorts outside.*
Hugh Jackman: That's your cue Daleks. Grab those suits before that happens and get them to us. We don't know about you, but we kind of like living.
Both Dalek Escorts through the communicator: WE OBEY!
Somewhere else on the ship
*Swimming Dalek skids to a halt as he turns and looks behind him. Slenderpony is no longer there.*
Me: Okay… I lost him… WHERE IS HE?
Dalek drone: Sensors indicate he is coming towards the hanger bay!
Me: Craptacular… *turn into rocket cheetah* I'LL GET YOU, YOU LITTLE COWARD!
Swimming Dalek: Okay... I lost him.... Wait.... I lost him..... HOLY F*** WHERE IS HE!?
Dalek drone from his communicator: Sensors indicate he is moving towards the hangar bay!
SD: Ah f*** me in the keyhole!
*He turns into a rocket cheetah and starts booking it.*
SD: How close are you to getting the power back on!
Dalek Regulus: Power will be restored in a few moments, but it would be wise to wait until-
SD: Turn it back on!
*There is radio silence for a moment.
Regulus: Commander....
SD: TURN IT ON NOW!!!!
The Port Side Hangar Bay
*Outside the shuttle where the hackers are, the two Dalek escorts are floating around outside waiting for the suits. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Slenderpony appears right in front of the two of them, and appears to be walking on the air right towards them. Both the dalek escorts, fearless, prime their blasters. Slenderpony, without fear, keeps walking towards them.*
Both Daleks: EXTERMINA-
*Before either of them can finish that sentence. The Caesar suddenly reactivates and this song suddenly starts blasting on maximum volume through the loudspeakers... even though space..... Everyone hears this. The hackers, the Enterprise Crew, even Roseluck, who has just found her escape route off the Enterprise, hears it as well. At this, Slenderpony just looks up at one of the loudspeakers for a moment, and then vanishes into thin air as the room suddenly goes dark again. Behind him, the two Dalek escorts can see the suits coming towards them.*
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Jason,
try using your Latin powers with the channeling of The Doctor to give yourself a Sonic Screwdriver.
Also, try giving yourself Batman's gear and the skills to use them. Maybe using the Latin for "The mask is me" to become Batman.
Just for fun, try to turn yourself into a pony. If you're a pony, then there's nothing wrong with pursuing one or more of your new friends romantically. Just make sure to change back, since only humans can defeat Nyarlathotepe, apparently.
Me: … *turn into human form and starts dancing to the song* Oh, I LOVE this song! How did you know, Razor?
Razor: *speaking in a voice suspiciously like the SpongeBob narrator* I looked at your diary.
Me: YOU WHAT? AND IT'S A JOURNAL!
Registered Anonymous: *pulls a Pinkie Pie and pops up next to me* Can I see it?
Me: NO! Now, get back there and do… whatever it is you were doing…
RA: OKAY! *disappears in a flash of smoothie*
Me: … Not even going to ask about the smoothie… *turns back into rocket cheetah and dashes towards the hanger bay to find Slenderpony*
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On top of this, if you're gonna use French in the story, change the language of magic to French instead of Latin. It's just distracting (at least to me, since I took Latin in high school.)EDIT: fixed.-Ooh! Ooh!!! Channelling the Doctor and using magic, you know about the Toclafane (specifically the myth one, not the freaky end-of-the-universe psycho-human-mutant-things.) With the Doctor's knowledge, summon one up as he pictures them, then VERY quickly un-summon it. Those things are vurry scurry, like, TimeLord!Boogeymen.
-hmmm, channel the unholy Dark Lord Shyamalan (of Nostalgia Critic fame) and make an Avatar-level clusterbomb of a movie "based" on Nyarlathotep, and only screen it to a powerless duplicate of him you summon up.
-Then, switch him out with Doctor Evil and create flying Laser Sharks.
-Then, switch Doctor Evil out with The Master. I really want to know what that would do to your psyche channeling The Doctor and The Master simultaneously.
-Even better, switch out batman with River Song while you're channelling The Doctor and The Master. That would be amazing! But before you burn yourself out, switch The Master out for Roadrunner from looney toons, and River for TFS's Goku. Summon ENDLESS BLUEBERRY MUFFINS.
-And -now this may be pushing it- AND... Channel our LORD AND MASTER MISTER POPO.
-After experiencing some sort of pecking order Bull preventing you from channelling Mr. Popo, instead go for summoning Tiny Tina. Because who better to bring into a magical land of ponies and psychotic eldritch abominations than a 13-year-old girl who is an explodomaniac and for a very short time had a man-eating bug as a boyfriend?
-Channel Abridged Marik and summon AN ARMY OF STEVES (but not the one from the side story) to do your bidding... IN A BIDDING WAR against copies of Black Mesa, Aperture Science, and the Hyperion Megacorporation that you summoned up, which is mediated by MISTER TORGUE FLEXINGTON and sponsored by HeadOn, thus the HIGHLY FREQUENT, ANNOYING and EXCESSIVE CAPITALISATION!!!
-Summon a spoon and a computer, then declare that your SPOON is too big.
-Summon a man who sells Jelly Babies, and persuade him using your amazing powers of persuasion to give you his entire stock of Jelly Babies.
-Summon the Chair of Death.
-Summon this.
-Summon two glasses of water. One will be literally half full (i.e. the bottom half is a perfect vacuum) and the other will be literally half empty.
-Summon a pocket reality. When inside it, summon the concept of summoning, then leave. Watch as a pocket universe tears itself apart, not with a bang, but with a whisper.
-Make another one, but fill it with a mole of moles. Then put it in a bag of holding that you drop into a portable hole. Then fix the resulting tear in the fabric of space and time using a sonic screwdriver.
-Play with exotic forms of ice.
-Play with ClF3... from a distance.
-Play with FOOF... from a much larger distance.
-Make another pocket reality and, within it, play with the concept of play itself. Leave, and watch another universe tear itself apart, this time with a rousing rendition of "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow." After witnessing this, you permanently prevent yourself from ever being able to pull that off ever again. Even though it looked really cool.
-Summon an ARMY OF LAWN GNOMES.
-Channel Old Man Willakers, hold Excaliju and Virendra up high and Declare to the world: OOLLLLLLLLLD MAAAAANNNN WILLAKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3486046Don't forget to comment on the main story, too. Speaking of which:
SIDE STORY TIME
BS: Look Steve, I never brought it up for the same reason Slim and Jimmy never realised they knew each other: we were pulled from whatever it was we were doing, randomly assigned numbers, and it was never relevant until now. What I'm really surprised at is how similar this tech is to the tech I was working on.
Steve: If you're going to waste air, can you at least enlighten us on why this is surprising.
BS: First off, we now have air and life support systems on this shuttle. Second, the tech is similar to a traditional enemy of the Daleks -no, Daleks, not Time Lord, the government would always get to it first. Third, I'll tell you all more once we get the Caesar back up and running, since it'll be a bit safer then. And Fourth, ummmm... hmmm, I need a fourth point... *at this point, the music starts playing* That'll do. FOURTH! What the hell is with the speaker system on this ship? Does it run on a separate, über-secure grid or something?
-Main Story-
Channel your inner Gordon freeman(Freeman's Mind), summon a crowbar, and see if that does any better than your knife.
If not, Switch him out with your inner Dragonborn, and see if you can't make a facsimile of the Dragon Shouts, because that would be awesome.
Then try to switch with your inner Karl Fairburne See if you can't summon a Mosin Nagat with ammo.
Then facepalm and try to summon the guy from the barge, just to see if it would work and to get the information.
-Enterprise-
*Ship start-up noises-
Scotty: Thar she is! Warp drive is back on line. *pulls out communicator* Chekov, I *interrupted by the song*
What the devil is that? *song ends* Chekov, Communications check!
Chekov: Aye, sir. I hear you.
Scotty: Good. Send a message to the bridge. Get us to red alert. Meet me there when you are done.
Chekov: Aye, sir.
*They get to the bridge*
*the following are more random bridge crew whom I won't name*
"Scanners are back online"
"Weapons are functioning normally."
"Photon torpedo bays check out."
"Containment fields nominal"
"diagnostics rings true."
Scotty: Get me a line to the captain. I want to inform him of what has happened.
Uhura: Aye, sir.
Scotty: Captain, this is the Enterprise. Please respond. *static* Repeat. Enterprise to Kirk. Come in Captain. *static*
Unnamed crewman#1: Sir, scans show an anomly surrounding the area the captain is currently located. None of our systems seem to be able to pierce it. It's like someone put a buzzer shield up (A/N Buzzer shield is a concept I came up with a while ago wherein it is a combination of a blocker/interference zone to disable radar/sonar, and a protective field. Sort of a cloaking shield that also blocks communications as a downfall for use)
Scotty: This is nae good. Is it a true buzzer?
UC#1: No, sir. Scans show fauna traveling through the barrier with no problem.
Scotty: Alright, I have an idea. You, get to engineering and have them empty a photon torpedo casing of all but propulsion and guidance. And tell them to bring all of Gordon's equipment and four phaser rifles to the same area. I'll be down in a minute. I need to call some people.
UC#2: Aye, sir.
Scotty: Get me a line to SwimmingDalek, the Hackers and Grey Rebl. We've been out of communication for too long. I think it's time the Enterprise flew on her own again, too.
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P.S. You replied as I was typing, so you might want to read my comment.
Also, I wholeheartedly agree with BS's main story ideas.
Well try out the three you have already.
See if you have the awesome fighting skills like Batman
See if you can do things like the Doctor, such as speaking languages you've never heard and knowing how Time works
Feel the sharpness in your senses from channeling King Arthur, Then move on to other fun stuff
Channel Superman and see if you get super strength and the ability to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes and stuff
Channel the Dragonborn and see if you can actually do a Fus Roh Dah
Channel Connor from Assassin's Creed 3 and start parkouring on all the trees
Channel Aang from Avatar the Last Airbender and see if you can control the elements
Channel a Pokemon trainer and see if you can summon up Charizard, and other Pokemon
Channel Michael Jackson and do some of his killer moves perfectly
Channel The Man with No Name from the Good the Bad and the Ugly and summon a six shooter and test out your marksman skills
Channel Mystique from X-Men and try to change your appearance (Look like some of the people you are channeling)
Channel The Green Ranger and see if you can morph into his suit, then use the dragon dagger to summon the dragonzord
Channel Link and an Ocarina and play the song of storms (If this works Rainbow Dash will be confused
)
Channel the Micro Machine Man and begin summoning random objects with your accelerated speech abilities. Hell, channeling this guy could be useful in a fight.
Channel Bear Grylls and immediately know how to survive literally any situation on your own, unchannel him after having an overwhelming urge to drink your own pee
Channel Bruce Campbell so that you can just hear how badass you sound when you say "Groovy"
After working with these channels, just see what you can summon, as long as you picture it it will come, maybe that's how your Grandfather has a hind. So basically you're playing real life Scribblenauts.
Summon a military rifle and fire it into the surrounding trees
Summon your own hind, because why not?
Summon a friggin Tank and drive it
Summon a wide assortment of mech suits, from Iron Man to a Jaeger from Pacific Rim and try them out.
Summon Gordon Freeman (Gordon Freebrony materializes and is confused before he is sent away)
Summon Godzilla (If he does appear, immediately send him back to monster island before he runs amok)
Summon the Avengers if you can, because they are badass
Summon nude Scarlett Johansson and a camera (Snap as many pics as you can)
Summon a Portal gun and fire it at any white surfaces you see, if none are present, summon some white walls
Summon a steel toe boot and someone who really needs a kick in the nads and proceed to kick the guy who is summoned, then send them away
After all this fun, summon yourself some protective bracelets and a necklace and infuse them with power to ward of/detect evil and keep all the weapons you have summoned and enchant them. Then keep them in a pocket dimension where you can access them quickly
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Freeman's mind and a crowbar, eh?
SIDE STORY
BS: So, now that we have air, until we get communications established or those EVA suits that the Daleks are picking up, any ideas to pass the time?
RA (or Slim/Jim if RA's not allowed back in the story yet): How 'bout a good old Campfire Song or two?
*halfway through the second verse of the first song, either the Daleks come back with the suits or Scotty establishes a link with us. Either way, this happens:*
Everyone: Oh, thank GOD!
1 : channel tommy the white ranger and use your powers to intiate "morphing time"
2 : channel master chief and use armor lock
3 : channel booker dewitt and use possession on a tree
4 : channel pewdiepie, look for stephano
Right, then. You're out of the communications blocking field, yes? In that case, before anything, try to get a message out to either Twilight or Celestia. Either would work. Make sure they know something very wrong is happening, and someone seems to be knowingly trying to stop them from finding out.
As for training... Jason, I have a bunch of ideas, so here goes:
Try out, "Create spear." Or something really simple like that. That should work, easy.
Now try channeling a character, say something along the lines of "Give me this person's abilities," and try out a technique they would know. IE, if it's Goku from Dragon Ball, try a Kamehameha, if Ryu from Street Fighter, try a Hadouken, etc... Keep trying out stuff like this, and see if you can do it, and what the limits are of it. Can you do characters' techniques? Can you gain their strength and agility? Can you gain their personality, memories, or experience? Heck, maybe you can even have a conversation with the character! Go all out, and learn all you can about it. It would be amazing to combine your powers together like that.
Now, try creating more complex things. Try creating a gun, or a computer, or something. Create something you understand pretty well, since you apparently have to know the item's properties in order to make the whole object correctly. Also, try channeling someone who knows machines well, and then try to create something you don't know much about, yourself.
Now try creating things you know the abilities of, but don't know all the parts to. Preferably something fictional. Like a lightsaber, for example. If it doesn't work, try channeling Luke Skywalker, and try it again. It just might change the outcome.
Next, try creating something completely different. Try creating a squirrel. A real, living, breathing squirrel. If that works... Oh my god, the possibilities are insanely awesome... You could create packs of wolves to fight at your side. You could make packs of wolves made of STEEL that fight at your side...! And speaking of steel wolves, that brings me to my next point: what if it doesn't work? If it doesn't work, then try to create a robot of some kind. Assuming you don't have to know every little detail of an object in order to make it- after all, I doubt you knew the exact properties of the glass you fixed- then you MIGHT be able to make some sort of robot. If it helps, make it a robot you know well. The T1000, for example. Maybe channeling a character that makes robots would help. Doctor Gero, maybe?
Now, look at a tree. Look at it, and say, "Split in two." It should work, since other things like it have. If it splits in two, you'll know that you have the power to damage or destroy by simply saying a word. Quite useful.
Next, try to find a small animal, and say, "Teleport creature to my front." Hopefully, the animal will teleport to just in front of you. If it works and if you feel comfortable doing so, I recommend trying it on yourself. Say something like, "Teleport me to that tree." Need I even tell you how awesome being able to teleport would be? Lucky unicorns...
Now, try flying. Yes, flying. Say, "I can fly," and see if you can, well, fly. After that, try out invisibility. You could do protection spells, so invisibility and flying should be possible too, right? Try some other super powers, too, like being able to shoot fireballs, or stretch like rubber. Shooting lasers from your fingers, and super speed. Stuff like that. Get creative. When you're done trying them all out, try again, but this time, channel characters that use those abilities. IE, The Human Torch to try out your fire powers again, The Flash to try super speed again, etc... See if channeling them makes the abilities stronger. Anyways, try a bunch out. And as for super strength...
Now, try out something along the lines of, "My punch can break boulders." Then... punch a boulder. See if you can modify your strength to that level. Not necessarily your body, per se, but your strength itself. Heck, if that works, try "My punch can break mountains," and hit a tree... I wonder what'd happen.
Now, try and see if you can physically alter your body. Say, "My muscles grow," and if your muscles get bigger, then you can modify your own body at will. The possibilities that could arise from such an ability are astounding...
Now try saying something along the lines of, "My wounds regenerate quickly." Then give yourself a little cut. See if the cut seals up. Might not work completely on the large wound on your shoulder, but your grandfather seemed to have healed you back there. Maybe a spell like this will help heal you consistently throughout a fight. If it doesn't work, try channeling Deadpool, and try again. His powers might change the outcome.
Now, let's try modifying the stuff around you. Look at a tree, and say, "The branches are made of stone." If that works, that would be interesting. Next, look at a hill, and say, "Flat plains." See if you can get rid of the hill altogether. Being able to change the environment itself can really make a fight turn to your favor. Next, just as you're thinking about trying something out on an animal without harming it, a group of frogs pass by. Only... one of them... is part orange... Okay, just roll with it, Jason. This is a perfect opportunity. Look at it, and say something along the lines of, "Change to a normal frog." Should be useful, if it works.
Also, find another woodland creature, look it in the eyes, and say, "Fear me." If the thing freaks the hell out and runs away, then good job! You scarred a helpless creature for life. Oh, and you have another useful ability.
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*Whistles* Wow, that took a while. If I think of any more, I'll add 'em on, though. :3
For Character Channeling:
Channel Either Kirby or Megaman and see if you are able to use abilities of anybody you've faced before.
Channel Super Mario and practice jumping around, seeing if you can get his height in jumping powers. Not only that but also see if you can pull off his "Mario Finale" Final Smash
Channel Sonic the Hedgehog and see if you can move faster than the speed of sound
Channel Bobobo-bo bo-bobo and see if you can use his Snot Fo-u and Super Fist of the Nose Hair Techniques
Channel Scrooge McDuck and see if you can Pogo around on a stick
Channel Hawkeye and summon a bow, infinite arrows/a gun with infinite ammo and a target and practice shooting to check your Marksmanship
As for Commands:
Make a clone of yourself or another character to spar with as you are trying these out.
Give yourself the ability to fly
Give yourself the ability to add an elemental property to your weapons of choice
Give yourself Super Strength and punch the ground and leave a crater
Give yourself the ability to channel your energy and the ability to fire it like a projectile
Give yourself the ability to create illusions
Give yourself the ability to teleport.
Give yourself the ability to see the future
See if you can slow down time around you or atleast slow your opponents down
Give yourself the ability to transform
and finally... give yourself the ability to use the ultimate spell! Meteo! Or summon meteors to rain down on your opponent!
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>ultimate spell
>doesn't say Wish for staff of 50 Wishes.
Use your Latin powers to try to do this.
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Personal:
Was in a dark place the last few days. No comments that I would have made would be appropriate for the story. Anyway, ONWARDS! TO GLORY!
Mane Story:
If summoning works, summon a dinosaur on a lead and walk that fucker.
Next, banish the velociraptor you just summoned because those things are not friendly and do not belong at the end of a leash.
Terteryallyish (made up way of saying third), go back in time thirteen seconds, smack yourself in the face and steal the velociraptor before the past you can banish it, use your powers to make it serve you and then saddle it and use it as your new mount. You can't keep walking everywhere man. You are slowing your pliable marshmallow friends down.
Now that you are a velociraptor riding badass, channel yourself.
Through the application of logic, you now have full knowledge of your powers and how to be a velociraptor riding badass, including proper scale care and saddle maintenance. Link your mind to your velociraptor (hereafter known as raptor) so that he will only jump around tearing out throats when you want him to. Make a mental note not to introduce your raptor to risen flagg (HE DOESN'T DESERVE CAPITAL LETTERS) unless he REALLY annoys you.
Your life is now complete. Piss about for a while, then ride your raptor (that has some kind of weapon mounted on it at this point, probably a laser because that would be awesome) into the sunset.
Side story:
BRP: This music is definitely not appropriate for our situation. Hugh, did you put it on?
Hugh: Well, I... I might have. Nana mentioned-
Nana: It's one of my favorite songs out of his selection.
BRP: Would you two mind? Can you keep your courtship a little less public?
Hugh and Nana: Courtship?
BRP: Do I really have to explain this?
Nana: what is-
BRP: Oh god! THIS IS NOT THE TIME! *opens his visor* someone explain courtship to these two. If SD doesn't show up soon, I'm going out there.
In the meantime, can we play this?
Oh so many choices yet so little time eh? Alright Jason it's time to see just how far you can push your powers:
1st you should use your powers to make it rain bacon. 2nd switch out Doctor Who and replace him with The Fonz and give your best 'Ayyyyy' impression. 3rd Switch out the Fonz or some other character and replace it with Captain Falcon and try performing a FALCON kick and then a Knee of Justice and finally for shits and giggles thrown in a falcon punch as well. 4th Use your Latin powers to make a couple of Spectral swords appear and can fight on their own. 5th Switch out Captain Falcon or some other character and replace it with Raiden from Metal Gear Solid: Revengence then use your latin powers to make a sword come in from existence then go around cutting stuff up like a hot knife through butter!
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*meanwhile in the Bear universe*
R.A.: *currently sitting on a throne made out entirely of bear corpses* .....You know I'm getting a little bit bored again after wrecking all these bears... Razor can I go back to the other universe yet?
R.A.: *if after not getting a response* ... Oh look at that nice fourth wall over there it would be terribad if something horrible were to happen to it.
Get in contact with Twilight and Celestia. NOW! They need to know about what's going on
The ponies of Manehatten, Fillydelphia, and Baltimare got a bit of an unusual wake-up call that morning, in the form of a blank cannon-shot ((OOC: By blank cannon-shot, i mean without a cannonball.)). Looking out their windows, they could see fleets of warships of varying size settling in to stay. In Baltimare, ponies were actually coming ashore, posting signs openly declaring their opposition to Risen Flag and Risen Flag alone. These same signs also stated their intent to prevent any military supply's from entering or leaving the port.
3486833I'd like to possess a tree
Summon the ghost pinkie by breaking the fourth wall, think about breaking a pinkie promise, or something. Channel Sam Winchester, and see if exorcism works. Supernatural exorcisms, see what fugior and peto celerrime does when spoken. summon a pitfall in front of Flagg for Lulz.
3490141 hey its less noteworthy then possessing a pony and it going and killing itself, and if the tree kills itself oh well one less bloomberg[don't question this.] and one more apple in his belly
When I thought I'm one of the few who uses character channels at times, I may be wrong right now.
Main Story:
Set a up few barriers around the areas, sound-proof and damage-proof.
Okay, let's test your limits. Does your powers happen only in literate terms? Is figure of speech null? Is you imagination truly the extent of your powers? Likewise, grab leaf and say, "Blow up the leaf" Does it simply floats away upwards instead of exploding like you want it to? Materialize a fireball. Can you charge it up without using vocals? Can you say the words mentally for the desired results?
Say, if you can makes things happen, does it have to be a phrase? If you just simply say "ignis" for fire, it would be formless, which probably means it would appear by what you imagined. If so, the same could be for other elemental words. -Aqua, -Ventus, -Umbra, -Terra, Ect. Although, would it require specific commands to get a specific shape?
Can you use moves? Like, you say "Falcon Punch" and then you use it? Or do you have to say "May my fist falcon punch (object)"? Does your powers activate in narrative speaking? After all, you make stuff happen when you say things. If you speak in action would things be different?
What's the maximum number of words that you can put into a phrase for one casting? Probably as much as you can make in one breath. But what if you can willingly keep it from happening until your done? Wait, can being interrupted throw you off?
Can you try speaking in through casual conversation? Speak in Latin is your talking to someone, throw in an imaginary person if you have to, but not you inner Pinkie, you know she's more than just imaginary. Notice your inner Pinkie. She's real to your eyes, but to the rest of the world, she is not. Can you possibly speak to your inner fictional characters? Try to summon a fictional charcter. If it doesn't work, then maybe because it's impossible to materialize something physically. Try again, but this time through an existance similar to your inner Pinkie's. Maybe you can talk to King Arther.
What's the difference from healing/enhancing your body by saying "I heal/ I become fast" than doing so to a specific part of the body ("my left arm regenerates/my legs become stronger")?
Categorize your abilities if your ability to make stuff happen have no rules other than speaking in Latin.
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Side story:
Nana: Let's get back on track here, I'll learn about courtship later. Okay, we have the suits. Who's up for swimming in space?
Everyone:...
Nana: Anyone?
Everyone:...
Steve: Who the hell would travel in the vacuum of space?!
Hugh: Apparently these guys don't have space training.
Nana: Figures... Steve, BRP, both of you have the right-know how's to get us out of this new problem. I think you two know what to do.
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*AIA HQ a few hours before the after noon*
*Yawn*
The Director of AIA woke up from his peaceful slumber. He cracked his neck and moaned in bliss.
GR: Ahh~ Woo... I must've slept on the wrong part of the neck. Now, what do I do when I wake up? Ah yes! Coffee and the newspaper.
*Apparently, simply missing three days worth of his daily routine almost made him forget. He quickly made his bed, and made his way to his office, which is just out his bedroom doorway. He lives where he works, and lives in his work. Nothing new here. After grabbing the daily newspaper that always come out of the slot on his office door and brewing a cup of coffee, he sat comfortably on his cushioned chair with both on hoof. There was a file on his desk, probably an update on what he missed yesterday.*
*Grey Rebl unfolded his newspaper as he sipped on his coffee with his free hoof. Suddenly, his eyes widened and he spat out his coffee. On the front page said:
Surprise visit to Ponyville from Risen Flagg!
*He wiped away a stray drip of hot coffee. Obviously, he's quite worried about the agents assigned there*
GR: Well, SON OF A–
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Braeburn: There's nothin' better of a mornin' than good ol' applebuckin'. Wouldn't you agree Big Mac?
Big Mac: Eeyup.
*Sweet Apple Acres Orchards, in the morning*
*Little Strongheart, Braeburn, and Big Macintosh lay down their heavy apple baskets.*
Little Strongheart: I'm still not sure how you could stand doing this with the weight of apples on your back. I'm more used to running freely around the land.
BB: Prob' goin' faster than a speeding locomotive no doubt. How do your folks do that anyway?
LS: It's a tribal secret. You know that as well as I do.
BB: And here Ah thought we're close enough for ya to tell me.
*AJ came up to them and set her own batch of apples down*
AJ: Well, Ah think we've got done most of our mornin' rounds. Ah think me and Big Mac can handle the rest. 'Sides, ain't y'all have a letter to deliver?
BB: Well, it is kinda important...
LS: I think we'd like to get it done soon. Wouldn't you agree, Braeburn?
BB: Welp, Ah guess we shouldn't try ta do a worse job than the mail service. We'll be back by lunchtime, AJ.
AJ: Alright. Take care of y'all selves.
Meanwhile in the House Roseluck shares with Lily and Daisy at their Dining Room Table:
DaedaltheusXIV: It was at that point that I raised the sniper rifle up, leveled the scope, and took the shot.
Lily: Oh my Celestia...
DXIV: And that's how I started the Second Pan-Dimensional War.
Daisy: How did that turn out?
DXIV: Considering one universe is being consumed as I speak by star-creatures and the other does not exist, not well for either.
*Suddenly the door bursts open to reveal Roseluck standing in the doorway, a little singed and with speckles of blood dotting her face*
Roseluck: YOU SON OF A BITCH! *runs over and slaps DXIV* I WAS ALMOST F***ING CAUGHT BY THOSE STARFLEETS A**HOLES AFTER YOU LEFT ME ALONE JUST SO THAT YOU COULD HAVE SOME LUNCH!
DXIV: *rubbing his face* Clearly you escaped. Did you kill them?
Roseluck: Of course I did. How in the name of Luna's plot do you think I got out.
DXIV: How many?
Roseluck: I don't know. I lost count after twenty-six.
DXIV: Did you kill the Captain?
Roseluck: No. He wasn't amongst them but now they'll know it was me, won't they?
DXIV: Why do you say that?
Roseluck: Well, I left a trail of bodies leading to the exit.
DXIV: Were they all wearing Red-Shirts.
Roseluck: What?
DXIV: Red Uniforms.
Roseluck: Yes.
DXIV: You're fine, if they wear red, they're good as dead. Starfleet is known for the low life-expectancy of its red-shirts. I think that it was some kind of anti-communist message on the behalf of the creator's part but perhaps I'm just thinking to hard about it.
Roseluck: Normally, I would ask another question but I really don't care. Lily, can I have a sandwich.
Lily: Already made one for ya.
Roseluck: Thanks. *takes the sandwich and sits down at the table*
DXIV: You did good. *pats her on the head*
Roseluck: Thanks.
Daisy: So, I was at the market today and guess who showed up clear out of the blue.
Lily: Prince Blueblood?
Roseluck: Princess Cadence?
DXIV: God?
Daisy: That new senator from Canterlot, Risen Flagg!
Roseluck: *almost chokes on sandwich*
DXIV: *smiles before slamming his fist on the table* ABOUT F***ING TIME! After all of these months of nudging he finally makes a...
*Roseluck suddenly pulled DXIV aside, just out of earshot of Lily and Daisy*
Roseluck: I know that I've explained you to them and told them about some of you exploits, but I never told them about our involvement with HIM.
DXIV: Ah, good point.
Daisy: Something the matter?
DXIV: No, no, just, um got a little excited as I have been meaning to speak with the senator.
Daisy: Oh, I am sure that he would love to meet you.
DXIV: No thanks *pulls out his pocket watch and checks it* I really must be going. Diagrams to create, plans to draft out, and sections to generate, you know. Life never ceases for an architect.
Lily: Okay, well don't stay a stranger.
DXIV: I won't *he snaps his fingers and the door frame at the entrance becomes crimson red filled with black void* Oh and Roseluck.
Roseluck: Yeah?
DXIV: Come by in two days time, in the evening. I am going to be breaking out the old Sutter Cane type writer and doing some writing exercises. I need you to help me in filing some old work that's been lying around as well as some of the reports that I will be typing up.
Roseluck: *perks up* Okie dokie!
DXIV vanishes through the portal and the door frame promptly returns to normal.
So... Who's in charge of the side story anyway? I've been trying to get in on that for ages now... With almost no acknowledgement. So can I finally get in on that?
Jason, you have plenty of area to test your abilities. I know what you're thinking: go wild, right? WRONG! You have to do this slowly… don't want to make a nuclear explosion, for Christ's sake… and yes, I am your conscience… all this magic stuff has made me very snappy lately…
Don't you look at me like that! I just want you to make sure you don't go overboard, alright?
Just shut up and do as I said...
3493966But do you take the form of Snarky Yellow Text®?
3492721 Okay… you'll have to PM all of the people I link you to. Ready?
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Guys, this one wants in on the side story! RA, it's YOUR turn to explain the rules to this guy. Next is Grey Rebl, then me, then Bronze, then Gordon, and we loop. Am I forgetting anyone else?
Do the same thing with calling Twilight. She needs to know.
First, say "Proiciamus, et vox mea ad Twilight Sparkle," and tell her what's going on, namely the meeting, and the bubble. Then, see if you can summon and modify copies of your knife, such as adding enchantments, like Flame Edge to cauterize wounds inflicted with it, as this will be helpful in case you encounter a Learnian Hydra. (A Hydra that regrows heads.) Then see if you can make Shadow Clones of yourself, so you can approach an enemy from all sides, and overwhelm them with numbers. Then test your magic in Alteration, to attempt to alter a rock into a house, then a nearby bird into a bat if the rock works. Then get interrupted by Twilight, Celestia, and Luna landing in front of you, asking if anypony new came to town. Explain that Flagg is the only one.
channel your inner Pyro and summon your inner fire shouting
"ABSOLUTIS INFERNA!"
(ABSOLUTE INFERNO)
summoning a wall of fire that destroys everything around it in a blaze of drath and glory
and realise everything is on fire an panicly scream
"posuerunt ignem de!'
(put the fire out!"
3506401come on, go full-on Miyazaki on crack with this! Razor gave the greenlight to test out as many channels and magics as we want. Don't hold back!
Try to summon your comfy pants, along with some modern battle armor, so you can be comfortable AND protected.