Part 2 of the epic story: Wake up. See this. What do? The adventures of the human Jason Morgan continue as he takes on the most dangerous adversary Equestria has ever seen by far, and as always, the question remains. What do you do?
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I see no problem. I myself have already stated, take as much time as you need… hey, where ARE you staying anyways? If you don't have a job or place of your own…
Alright, let's write these two encounters. I mean, what's the worst that can happen?
I shouldn't have said that. I shoul not 'ave said that. Oh dear.
-Kirk's encounter of the feminine kind-
Kirk:*finishes his story and walks away as GF and the rest wander off into the party* *as he's walking he hears a conversation contining between a tan earth pony stallion wearing one of those Safari hats and an elegant white mare with a purple, extravagantly styled mane, both seemed to be tipsy.
Rarity: Let's Go somewhere...
Safari Hat Guy (SHG): Yeah. It is a bit noisy. There's a lovely little cafe around the corner...
Rarity: I was thinking Madahoovesar
SHG: Is that a new club on Dean Street?
Rarity: No, no. It's a country... off the shore of Equestria.
SHG: Oh. That Madahoovesar. Right *removes hat* Let's go!
*Waits for a second*
By Celestia's teeth, you're serious!
Rarity: *Nods*
SHG: Well...that's...an extraordinary proposition. But...I can't just up and go. What about my job?
Rarity: Quit. We can always find a new one when get back.
SHG: I can't just...what about my house? Who would feed my dog?
Rarity: Bring him with.
SHG: He's a Griffonian Shephard. He'd feel all out of place in Madahoovesar.
Rarity: *scowls*
Kirk: *snags a drink, chugs it, then walks over with another one in his hand* You don't want to go to Madahoovesar. I'm James Kirk. Captain of the Enterprise. Of course, you probably didn't know that. I'm here to explore the galaxy. Wanna see my spaceship?
Rarity: *swoons, getting up and walking off with Kirk*
SHG: *holding hat in hooves* but I was gonna say yes.... *walks off morose*
-Meanwhile, with the characters people actually care about-
SHG:I HEARD THAT!
*crowbar appears out of thin air and whacks SHG hard enough that he gets knocked under a table and into unconsciousness. No one notices*
-Ahem-
Rarity: That must have been one of the lamest, most out there pick up lines I have ever heard.
Kirk: And that's the only thing that's lame with me... *eyebrow wiggle*
Rarity: *giggles* I do hope so. You're certainly a forward one. I assume that's why you've got such a rough look right now.
Kirk: Oh, but the ladies like it rough.
Rarity: Oh stop, Mr. Kirk.
Kirk: You won't be saying that in a few minutes.
*Intermission where Razor can take over from here, since I'm the LAST person on the planet to be expected to write anything close to good flirting. The best I can do is fall just short of the lowest acceptable level. Cheesy*
And I've still got no idea what to say to Jason.
Fuck.