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Your Brain (Sanity Not Included)

Don'tfreakoutdon'tfreakoutdon'tfreakout...
He's not supposed to be here. Why is he here?
(In another part of Twilight's mind): FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Twilight, your not insane just because Ghost Sombra is here, but because Ghost Sombra is the reason why you were insane and gotten worse. Just try not to go so far on what he is saying; he pretty much supported every thought you made during your insano episode. However, give you clue to what's going on.

No. No. No. No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono
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YOU ARE NOT SEEING THIS SH*T RIGHT NOW! YOU MOST DEFINITELY CERTAINLY ARE NOT

THERE IS NO GHOST SOMBRA! THERE NEVER WAS! YOU ONLY IMAGINED HIM WHEN YOU WERE-

"Twilight..."

NOPE. NOPE. NOPE NOPE NOPE!!!

THERE IS NO GHOST SOMBRA. AND THERE DEFINITELY IS NOT A GHOST SOMBRA FLOATING IN FRONT OF YOU. LOOKING AT YOU... WITH HIS BIG, GREEN , GLOWING-

"Remember the bug planet Twilight? Twilight. Twilight. Twilight. Twilight. Twilight. Twilight. Twilight. Twilight. Twilight. Twilight. Twilight. Twilight."

NO. NO NO NO. NOT AT ALL... THERE IS NO GHOST SOMBRA TALKING TO YOU. NOPE. NO NO NO. IT'S JUST NOT POSSIBLE EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE LOOKING RIGHT AT HIM AND EVEN THOUGH HE IS LESS THAN AN INCH AWAY FROM YOUR-

"Hey Twilight guess what........ I'm watching you Twilight."

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And now, a comprehensive list of things that Rarity thinks about at any given moment (including this one):

balls

dick

balls (one, two)

dick

dresses

dick

what kind of dresses do I need to make right now

dick

Friends (including the mane six and all others)

dick

Sweetie Belle

dick

Jason Morgan

dick

One particular part of Jason Morgan

dick

Three Minutes of Ecstasy

dick

di-

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*Brain Rebooted

Scream Bloody Murder! You're in the shower for Pete's sake

Make stuff happen relevant to what ever. (This is a wild card use it wisly...) :mustache:

Ok here is the deal remain the buck calm............. YOU KNOW WHAT F*CK IT! START FLIPPING THE F*CK OUT CAUSE DAMMIT IT I DOUBT REMAINING CALM ABOUT THIS WILL WORK IN THIS SITUATION YOU ARE IN!

Twilight: Scream like a filly who just got stabbed in the eye with a blade of solidified acid.
Sombra: RUN FOR YOUR AFTER-LIFE.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Ghost Sombra screams with you.

Twilight, punch ghost Sombra in the face! 'Cuz, ya know, why not?

While still screaming, you punch the very nonexistent ghost of Sombra right in the face, which, much to you're surprise, works.

"OW!" Ghost Sombra says as he stops screaming and rubs left eye with a nonexistent hoof, which really doesn't make sense since he's just a floating head, that hoof came out of nowhere and WAIT WHY ARE YOU STILL ACKNOWLEDGING HIM! HE IS NOT EVEN HERE! "What was that for?"

Twilight:
Calmly glare at Ghost Sombra and say, "I am in the shower. Have you no manners?"
Ghost Sombra: Nope.
Twilight: Out.
GS: Don't wanna.
TS: Now!
GS: Make me!
Seize him in your magic and through him out of the bathroom. Be nearly as surprised as he is when this works, as you realize he is MORE than just a figment of your imagination if your magic can effect him.
Unless...you just IMAGINED your magic effecting him, in which case it's still proof of your insanity.
GS: When you're done freaking out, make sure you let Celestia know about your research regarding Nyarlothep. Even if you're dead wrong and this has all been a terrible mistake and a major screw up on your part, Celestia knows enough about how wrapped up you get in studies and new discoveries that she'll understand. She's good at understanding. And hey, who knows, your research might actually be right.
TS: ...is it weird that the possibly imaginary construct derived from my insanity is making logical sense?
GS: I'd be more concerned about what it says about you that you imagined me appearing in your shower, dirty mare...
TS: OUT!

Twilight: I believe that in this particular circumstance, there is one logical action to take. Communicate with this manifestation of King Sombra, and in your current condition, the communication might be best served as something like this. Ahem.
"NO NO NO NO NO!!! YOU'RE DEAD! D. E. A. D. DEAD! WE KILLED YOU! Sorry about that by the way but you kind of brought it on yourself AND NOW YOU'RE DEAD!!! SO LEAVE ME ALONE! Buck off Sombra! BUCK OFF!!! ... Please?"
Or something somewhat related to the aforementioned discourse.

"I AM IN THE SHOWER!" You say to the nonexistent ghost of a former villain that you killed. "HAVE YOU NO MANNERS!?"

"Nope," he response back with that smug grin on his face.

"OUT!!!"

"Don't wanna."

"NOW!!!"

"What's the big deal about it? You're naked all the time anyway so it's not like it's anything I haven't seen already, and even if it was what am I gonna do, tell me ghost friends? Oooooooh. Hey ghost friends. I just saw Twilight in the shower! WOOOO!!!! I know right."

"OUT!!!!"

"Make me."

And that is that. You've had enough of his nonexistent bullshit now. You seize him with your magic, which causes him to glow purple, open the door, and throw him out of the shower. You slam the shower door shut as you do. Thanks Celestia, that nonexistent annoyance is finally... wait.

You just grabbed him with your magic... you just... seized a nonexistent ethereal entity and threw him out of your shower.... Your magic can affect him? This is new... and unusual... and a little scary.

Is he somehow more than a figment of your imagination, is that why that was able to work? Is he somehow important? Is there a reason you two are together? Or did you just imagine yourself doing that to him with your magic, and thus, that's why it worked? That can't be the case though, you're not crazy, you're most certainly not-

"DAMNIT GHOST SOMBRAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"
Still haven't gone to see Celestia about the human yet. You should probably get on that.

"When you're done freaking out," the not at all there and nonexistent Ghost Sombra says from behind the shower door. "Make sure you let Celestia know about your research regarding Nyarlathotep. Even if you're dead wrong, and this has all been a terrible mistake and a major screw up on your part, Celestia knows enough about how wrapped up you get in your studies and new discoveries that she'll understand. She's good at understanding, you know that, right, and hey, who knows, your research might actually be right about something. For once." You're just about to open your mouth to say something to him, but then you stop yourself.

"Wait..." you say. "Is it weird that the possibly imaginary and not at all real construct derived from my insanity is making logical sense?"

"If I were you, I'd be more concerned about what it says about you that you imagined me appearing in your shower. You dirty mare."

"OUT!!!!!" You scream at him one last time.

"Okay FINE!!!" He growls as you watch him float away from the shower door. "You're not even that pretty anyways." Nope... you are going to pretend that you absolutely did not hear that. In fact, why are you pretending. YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT!!!

You stand there in the shower for a few moments to make ABSOLUTELY SURE that the not at all still there Ghost Sombra isn't there anymore. Once you're settled in your mind that he's gone, and was never there to begin with. You turn around and look back up towards the flowing water.

You're thankful to Celestia that nopony heard you screaming like a madpony like that. Celestia had this room soundproofed when the castle was first constructed. In fact, every room of the castle is completely sound proof. Exactly WHY Celestia found it necessary to soundproof every room in the palace is a little beyond you, but you've never found the need to question it. You're just thankful for them now.

More than likely, they were made like that to prevent important secrets and royal business from falling into the wrong ears... yeah, that was it. It was for important security reasons.

You spend what you feel to be around 45 minutes in the shower before you get out, though really, you never wanted to leave. You dry yourself up real quick and take a few moments to freshen up and brush your teeth. It seems like it's been forever since you've done this, so you take your sweet time. Your sweet time. You're not at all delaying anything...

Eventually, after you brush your mane, your teeth again, double check to see that you did both, tripple checked to see if you washed yourself corrected, and checked again to see if you tried every part of yourself. You walk out of the bathroom and back into the main bedroom of your guest room of the palace. Nopony is here. Nopony is here but you... and somehow, that makes you feel content-

"Took you long enough." You turn to your right only to come face to face with the floating head of Ghost Sombra, looking a little frustrated. The very sight of him somehow evaporates all contentness that you had in you previously.

"I'm not gonna get rid of you anytime soon am I?" you say to him. Celestia, why are you even acknowledging him?

"Nope," Sombra replies with a grin that would make Pinkie Pie envious, though the fact that he had sharp teeth kind of made it a bit scarier.

With that, you just let out an incredibly loud, and exasperated sigh as you turn your attention away from him and towards the door... the door... the door where Celestia would be on the other side of. The door that-

"You know, you're gonna have to talk to her eventually," Ghost Sombra says to you. "You can't keep stalling forever, and even if you do you know she's gonna come in here eventually right."

You want to argue, but... he's right. You can't argue that one. He really is right...

"Celestia damn it Sombra," you say to him as you look towards the floor.

"AAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE," Sombra replies back to you. You ignore him.

Slowly, you pick your head back up and look towards the door. You could make your bed, you could clean up the room a bit more, you could do so many other things but... they'd all be pointless. You'll have to leave the room eventually, and when you do, they'll be guards outside, and when you see them, they'll ask you where you're going, and you'll have to tell them it's to see the princess, it's... it's...

Oh Celestia...

What do you-

PERSPECTIVE SHIFT: Rarity

And now, because you absolutely demand that there be more of you in this story. You are Rarity, owner of the carousel boutique, maker of THE MOST FABULOUS dresses, suits, clothes, or any article of clothing for that matter in ALL of Equestria, the element of Generosity, and if you do say so yourself, the most beautiful mare in all of Ponyville, NAY WHY ARE YOU STOPING THERE???!!! ALL OF EQUESTRIA!!!!

You are sitting here, as you were, enjoying an absolutely lovely afternoon in your boutique.

What do you do?

-SIDE STORY-

At the edge of Ponyville

On the path to Ponyville:

-In the Everfree, on the path to Ponyville-
"So your nation, which is small, knows little of others, if at all?" Zecora said, talking to Kirk on the path.
"Yes, the ocean is the final frontier. It's the voyages of the Enterprise that has the hopes of our nation riding on it, it's five year mission to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no Iowan has gone before." Kirk replied. Behind him, Gordon facepalmed, an act missed by Zecora and Kirk.
"In fact-" Kirk began, only to be interrupted by his communicator. "Excuse me a moment." He walked a safe distance away, before pulling it out.
"Kirk here, what is it?"
"Captain, we're back on the Enterprise." Scotty said, "She's got minimal damage after the Dalek repairs, and ye won't believe this. They amped our phasers banks and engines. We can reach a projected Warp twelve if we have to. Our cruising is now warp nine. And don' get me started on the deflectors."
"This is good news. I want a full report on all upgrades, ready for when I return. If there are any other complications, I want to be informed."
"Aye, Captain."
"Kirk out."
Kirk walked back to the group, who proceeded along the path, silent for the time being. Then Zecora spoke again.
"Our path through the forest is nearing it's end, for Ponyville is around the next bend."
"Thank you, Zecora!" Gordon said as they rounded the bend, Sunlight streaming in through the abrupt end of the trees. In front of them stood the most peaceful town any of the away team had ever seen, the golden honey of the sun pouring across the rooftops of the medieval village.
"Captain, I would siggest heading to the library, it would allow us to..." Gordon stopped, about to blurt out 'find out about the changes since I last knew of the place,' but saved himself just in time. "...uhh... learn about this area. "
"Assuming it does have a library," Gordon added quickly as one of Zecora's eyebrows went up.
"A library here, there definitely be, it is uniquely found inside a tree. If you would be so kind as to follow me?" Zecora said, leading the way into town.

Zecora: So your nation, which is small, knows little of others, if at all?

Kirk: Yes, the ocean is the final frontier. It's the voyages of the Enterprise that has the hopes of our nation riding on it, it's five year mission to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no Iowan has gone before.

*Behind him, both Gordon and McCoy facepalm, which looks more like a facehoof thanks to the perception filter. Spock doesn't do anything. The act is missed by Kirk*

K: In fact- (communicator goes off) Excuse me a moment. (Walks a safe distance away) Kirk here, what is it?

Scotty (on other end of the com): Captain, we're back on the Enterprise. She's got minimal damage after the Dalek repairs, and ye won't believe this. They amped our phasers banks and engines. We can reach a projected Warp twelve if we have to. Our cruising is now warp nine. And don' get me started on the deflectors.

K: That's good news. I want a full report on all upgrades made to the ship ready for when I return. If there are any other complications I want to be informed.

S: Aye, Captain.

K: Kirk out.

*Kirk walks back up to the group*

Z: Our path through the forest is nearing it's end, for Ponyville is around the next bend.

Gordon Freebrony: Thank you Zeocra!

*They all round the bend. Suddenly, sunlight streams in through the abrupt end of the trees. In front of them stands the most peaceful town any of the away team had ever seen, the golden honey of the sun pouring across the rooftops of the medieval like village*

Ponyville:

GF: Captain, I would siggest heading to the library, it would allow us to... (Gordon stopped, as he is about to blurt out 'find out about the changes since I last knew of the place,' but saved himself just in time) ...uhh... learn about this area. (Zecora raises an eyebrow at that) Assuming it does have a library.

Z: A library here, there definitely be, it is uniquely found inside a tree. If you would be so kind as to follow me?

*Zecora starts leading them through town*

The Dalek Flagship, The Caesar

The Bridge

Me: Hello... BRP, was it? Yes, sit right down. Just a minute... let me save my game.. and... there! So... I hear you're stranded! How's that working out for you?

Me *to Swimming Dalek* : Actually, pretty good so far. Except my AI is always really bored. But other than that, I had a pretty good camp set up, a lot of food. This weird chicken snake thing burst in once and I cooked it. Have you ever eaten chicken? If you have, picture what chicken tastes like, make it yellow and add the smell of the color purple and the sight of the scent of a little mushroom from Belgium. Then you have exactly what it tasted nothing like at all. Basically, It tasted freaking weird. So how does it feel leading a fleet of reformed Daleks?

*BRP walks in, escorted by one lone Dalek. Commander Swimming Dalek turns around to face him*

Swimming Dalek: Ah, hello, BRP was it...

BRP: Yeah, yeah that's me.

SD: Right, right. take a seat, get comfortable.

*Two floating chairs come out from the edges of the room right towards him. Swimming Dalek takes one while BRP slowly gets in one as well. The chairs are surprisingly comfortable*

SD: So... I hear you're stranded. How's that working out for you.

BRP: Actually, pretty good so far. Except my AI is always really bored. But other than that, I had a pretty good camp set up, a lot of food. This weird chicken snake thing burst in once and I cooked it. Have you ever eaten chicken? If you have, picture what chicken tastes like, make it yellow and add the smell of the color purple and the sight of the scent of a little mushroom from Belgium. Then you have exactly what it tasted nothing like at all. Basically, It tasted freaking weird. (There is silence between them for a few moments). So...

Registered Anonymous (Out of f*cking nowhere): HEY GUYS WHAT'S GOIN ON!!!

Controll Room
(a few moments earlier)

Meanwhile with R.A. and his band of merry hackers
R.A.: *is currently working on what looks like a firework* We put this with this. Then we put that with that.
Hacker 1: *looking nervously at R.A.* Uh R.A.? What are you doing and why do you have what looks like explosives? And why are you doing this in the control room?
R.A.: *looks up and happily says* Oh right well my intrepid young hacker I am working on some fireworks for the after-party after we kick Risen's ass. *continues working*
Hacker 1: Uh dude you do realize we may not even stand a chance against this Risen guy. You should add that thought to mind. I mean we are going up against a god by the looks of it.
R.A.: *stops and stands up quietly and walks over to the Hacker* ...... *once he gets in front of him he looks at him for a moment before rearing back and punching the Hacker so hard that he flips a couple of times*
(Play this for background for this scene please.)
Hacker 1: *hits the ground and flops for a bit* AUGH! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR R.A.- *immediately goes quiet after he gets picked up by his scruffs by R.A.*
R.A.: *stares at the Hacker angrily... no a better term would be pissed completely the f*ck off even though a mask is covering his face* ......Don't you EVER think that Risen is a "god" for even a second you f*cking, dumb, jackass of an idiot! *gets close to his face* He is not a "god" for these three reasons that I stand by 1) He is a mortal with amazing powers to bend and warp reality. 2) There are no such things as gods, just mortals who like to play with others fates and destinies. And 3) Gods. Never. Existed. *R.A. then breaths heavily* They are just some made up idea that we mortals came up with just to explain how we came into existence, how the universe started, characters in a story, or to even explain a freak accident. My reasons may not be sound in even the slightest right now, I may be sounding like a complete bigot right now, but from now on don't you EVER tell me that there is a thing called a "god" AGAIN or so help me I'll- I'll- I'LL-! *lets go of the Hacker suddenly dropping him to the ground and sighs* Don't ever let this happen again. Don't ever let me do this again. Please. *gets back to working on his fireworks*
*the room goes eerily quiet as everybody in the room is shocked by this scene. Some of the staff take the Hacker who was punched by R.A. to the medical ward*
>>2818526
Hacker 2: *is currently next to Nana* *quietly* What the hell was that? Did R.A. just suddenly... snapped for a second? He is usually so happy and destructive yet here he is almost breaking another guy's bones for just voicing his opinion and acting so damn serious. What do you think of this Nana?

Nana: I assume he knows exactly what we are dealing with. Maybe he's just coping with it by avoiding the subject to maintain confidence. I think it's best for him that way. He needs the moral. Then again, we never spoke about things like higher powers, immortality or gods. Actually...
Hacker: What is it Nana?
Nana: Have you ever thought of going beyond what's expected?
Hacker: Dude, I get enough of that from RA.
Nana: Think like RA then. "If" there is a god, then who is the god of the god?
Hacker: Uhm... Zeus?
Nana: ...You don't get it, do you?
Hacker: Nope.
Nana: Then I'll tell you what I think how R.A thinks. What if another being controls your entire life, friends, family; everything? I believe he is inclined to carving his own destiny, going to places where not even so-called gods could go. I know he can do things that are considered impossible to us. But to him, he believes that EVERYPONY can do the same. The terms "god" and "mortal" are limits that we made for ourselves. He's right about gods never existing, when we can do things by our own will. I don't a cutie mark on me, so my fate is undetermined and prefer it to stay that way. Sir, possibilities are endless, you just can't let some know-it-god tell you no. And you and I both know how R.A LOVES to do impossibles. He must've cared about humanity, since they did impossibles countless times in their history.
Hacker: Wow, I never thought of it that way.
Nana: Princess Celestia said these same words, even though many see her as a goddess. Shame that only few heed them. Those few surpassed eternity itself.

Hacker: Right then, well I'll see you later Nana. I gotta run some diagnostics on the engines now... also if you will keep an eye or holographic eye in your case on R.A. *leaves the control room*
R.A.: *currently working on his fireworks* Hmmm needs more...... "boom" if this is to get the result I want. *begins mumbling again*

Nana: Will do. *Watches Hacker walk away* Hmm. I have a feeling that R.A might do more than just blow up the entire room and kill everypony in it. Maybe I should tell him to work somewhere else... *Sees R.A putting in unknown chemicals and strange looking gunpowder.* Yeah. I should.

*Registered Anonymous is kneeling down on the floor working on something that looks like fireworks*

RA: We put this with this. Then we put that with that.

Hacker 1: Uh R.A.? What are you doing and why do you have what looks like explosives? And why are you doing this in the control room?

RA: Oh right. Well, my intrepid young hacker, I am working on some fireworks for the after-party after we kick Risen Flag's ass.

H1: Uh dude you do realize we may not even stand a chance against this Risen guy. You should add that thought to mind. I mean we are going up against a god by the looks of it.

Registered Anonymous Epic Punch

Bleeding by Juniper's Knot

*At that, RA stops what he is doing, stands up, looks directly at Hacker 1, and then recreates this punch on Hacker 1.*

H1: (Immediately after he hits the ground, blood is dripping from his nose) AUGH! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR R.A.- (RA appears in front of him, then picks him up, and scruffs him off, which causes Hacker 1 to go silent. By the way, if any of these hackers have names, please let me know).

RA: (Angrily) Don't you EVER think that Risen is a "god" for even a second you f*cking, dumb, jackass of an idiot! (gets close to his face) He is not a "god" for these three reasons that I stand by 1) He is a mortal with amazing powers to bend and warp reality. 2) There are no such things as gods, just mortals who like to play with others fates and destinies, and 3) Gods. Never. Existed. (starts breathing heavily) They are just some made up idea that we mortals came up with just to explain how we came into existence, how the universe started, characters in a story, or to even explain a freak accident. My reasons may not be sound in even the slightest right now, I may be sounding like a complete bigot right now, but from now on don't you EVER tell me that there is a thing called a "god" AGAIN or so help me I'll- I'll- I'LL-! (Lets out a loud sigh) Don't ever let this happen again. Don't ever let me do this again. Please. (Goes back to working on his fireworks)

*The room goes quiet as everyone is shocked by the scene that played out before them, even a few of the Daleks in the room are shocked, which is a strange experience for them. Some of the other hackers and one dalek take help Hacker 1 out of the room and to the medical bay.*

Hacker 2: (whispers) What the hell was that? Did R.A. just suddenly... snap for a second? He's usually so happy and destructive, yet here he's almost breaking another guy's bones for just voicing his opinion and acting so damn serious. What do you think of this Nana?

Nana: I believe he knows exactly what we are dealing with. Maybe he's just coping with it by avoiding the subject to maintain confidence. I think it's best for him that way. He needs the moral. Then again, we never spoke about things like higher powers, immortality or gods. Actually...

H2: What is it Nana?

N: Have you ever thought of going beyond what's expected?

H2: Dude, I get enough of that from RA.

N: Think like RA then. "If" there is a god, then who is the god of the god?

N: You... You don't get it, do you?

H2: Nope.

N: Then I'll tell you what I think about how R.A thinks. What if another being controls your entire life, friends, family; everything? I believe he is inclined to carving his own destiny, going to places where not even so-called gods could go. I know he can do things that are considered impossible to us. But to him, he believes that EVERYPONY can do the same. The terms "god" and "mortal" are limits that we made for ourselves. He's right about gods never existing, when we can do things by our own will. I don't a cutie mark on me, so my fate is undetermined and prefer it to stay that way. Sir, possibilities are endless, you just can't let some know-it-god tell you no. And you and I both know how R.A LOVES to do impossibles. He must've cared about humanity, since they did impossibles countless times in their history.

H2: I... I never thought of it that way.

N: Princess Celestia said these same words, even though many see her as a goddess. Shame that only few heed them. Those few surpassed eternity itself.

H2: Right then, well I'll see you later Nana. I gotta run some diagnostics on the engines now... also if you will keep an eye or holographic eye in your case on R.A.

N: Will do.

*Hacker 2 leaves the control room and goes over to the medical bay to check on Hacker 1 while Registered Anonymous keeps working on his fireworks.*

RA: Hmmm needs more...... "boom" if this is to get the result I want. (mumbles)

N: Hmm. I have a feeling that R.A might do more than just blow up the entire room and kill everypony in it. Maybe I should tell him to work somewhere else. (Sees R.A putting in unknown chemicals and strange looking gunpowder.) Yeah. I should.

-Somewhere in Appaloosa-

Grey Rebl's office at the AIA

GR: *Huming* *Suddenly, he felt a faint rumble.* Oh? *Earthquakes are unheard of in the western side of equestria, buffalo stampedes don't happen so close to town either, and simple explosions from the lab shouldn't be felt all the way up to his office. Unless...* Oh, bollocks! Not again!
? (A female voice from the hallway): Director, sir! There is a situation down at–
GR: I know, Secretary! Just give me a minute!

*Grey Rebl is sitting at his desk humming to himself. He has nothing to do really. Suddenly, a lab pony walks in carrying a report.*

Lab Pony: Uh, sir...

Grey Rebl: Yes, what is it.

LP: Um... remember that interference that the crew of The Enterprise asked us to look into?

GR: Yes.

LP: Well... we... we found out what it was.

GR: Bout damn time. I nearly forgot about that. What took you all so f*cking long to figure it out?

LP: Well.... (walks up and puts the report on his desk, Grey Rebl picks it up and starts reading) when you asked us to look for anything that might interfere with their electronics, we started looking for any anomalies that might exist in the atmosphere for whatever reason. We never found any.

GR: But you did find something.

LP: Yes but... well... to put it bluntly sir, it's not any kind of anomaly that's messing with their equipment, it's a naturally occurring force.

GR: What do you mean?

LP: It's... the natural static given off by a unicorn's magic.

GR: What?

LP: (sighs) I assume you know how magic works sir.

GR: Yes.

LP: Well, because we live on a planet with so many unicorns who all use magic for day to day tasks, it's giving off a lot of static that's interfering with their machines. Unless every unicorn in Equestria decides to stop using magic, it's not going away any time soon.

GR: And this is causing them to go haywire?

LP: I wouldn't say haywire sir, more like, misbehave.

GR:.... Right...

LP: The good news though is that we found a way to filter it out if they need to use any of their electronics again. It's all in the report sir.

GR: Good (stands up) I'll send this to them right awa-

*Suddenly the entire underground building shakes with a low rumble. Grey Rebl looks at the lab pony and contemplates what it is for a moment before, as if on cue, they both realize what it is.*

GR: Oh bollocks, not again!

*The lab pony just rolls her eyes as GR's secretary comes in from the hallway*

Secretary: Director, sir! There's a situation down at-

GR: I know, I know... Just... give me a minute.

*Leaves the office with the lab pony in tow*

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Greenfang Neverclear

Greenfang Neverclear #1 · Jul 9th, 2013 · 1 · ·

Rarity: Go outside, kiss a stallion and drag him up to your bedroom in the boutique.

Tatsurou

Tatsurou #2 · Jul 9th, 2013 · · ·

Twilight:
Tell the guards you need to speak with Celestia, and ask her to come to you at her earliest convenience. Also, just because you know you'll try to chicken out if you don't do something to prevent it, ask the guards to make sure that - until Celestia arrives - no one but Celestia is allowed to enter or leave the room through any entrance or exit, including you. Also, ask for a deck of cards, so that you and Ghost Sombra can pass the time until Celestia gets there. Don't mention Ghost Sombra. Also, eat something.

Rarity:
Go check on Jason Morgan. You have a Pinkie moment of premonition that something horrible has happened to him. While on your way, stop by the library and ask Spike for books on transformation magic. See if you can find a way to transform to a humanoid form while remaining distinctly female. As you are the most beautiful mare in all of Equestria, surely the transformation spell will turn you into the most beautiful humanoid female in all of Equestria. (Given that, last you checked, there aren't any others, this is self evident, but don't think about that.) If you are able to make your shape closer to that of Jason Morgan's own species, it should improve your chances of getting him in bed as a willing partner. You still want that, right?

Khorne

Khorne #3 · Jul 9th, 2013 · · ·

Rarity: Think about dick.
Twilight: Think about humans.

Narlepoax III

Narlepoax III #4 · Jul 9th, 2013 · · ·

Drop everything, go outside, find Jason Morgan, and convince him to ~~fuck~~ make love to you.

DaedaltheusXIV

DaedaltheusXIV #5 · Jul 9th, 2013 · · ·

Hey, Risen Flag. I have some news for you. It would prove to be in your best interest to reevaluate and potentially restructure the Canterlot Intelligence Agency. My information is indicative of this proving to be most beneficial to your efforts in trying to find the A.I.A.

Just saying.

Edit: By the way, Miss Rarity, there is a certain uniform that compliments your personality quite well. I suggest that you start making it As Soon As Possible.

BrownDog77

BrownDog77 #6 · Jul 9th, 2013 · · ·

Contemplate whether you are a horrible Pony for the things you tried to do to Jason and for continually leading Spike on and manipulating his emotions so that he works for you for free.

Have these thoughts interrupted by Pinkie Pie who tells you to start making edible candy battle clothes to go along with all the weapons she's been handing out.

Broniesrponies2

Broniesrponies2 #7 · Jul 9th, 2013 · · ·

Oh no the voice of the dark prophecy is amongst us... telling the current character to do something fairly normal. Especially compared to what some of us are posting... seriously, why does Rarity have to be in heat RIGHT NOW? There are too many dicks on my screen. Honestly it looks like I am watching "lemon party". *Shudders* Anyway...
Rarity, take your mind out of the gutter. Jason won't let you get anywhere with him. You should go to the hospital however. You have to deliver the new uniforms to nurse Redheart (Jason will be there cut to pieces but you don't know that) Also, find the rest of the mane six apart from Twilight. You need to take them to Canterlot to help Twilight because she obviously needs it. Help her because otherwise the incident with her doll might happen all over again (for the characters, these would be memories as opposed to episodes. For Twilight, episodes means something... different.) And if that happens, Only Celestia will be able to stop her.
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edit: I really think that one of these ones should reference either "keep calm and ..." or "This is your brain on commenters". It's stuck in my head for some reason so I just have to say it.
edit #2: *click* WHY DID YOU SEND R.A. INTO THEPLACE WHERE OUR PERFECTLY NORMAL (okay it really isn't, but even so) CONVERSATION IS HAPPENING?
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If I can have my spaceship, could you have a dalek detect it please? I think that would be the best method. It allows you guys to make a decision and is better than the ship being able to randomly penetrate a dalek communications barrier, or me just jumping it into the system without a go-ahead.

Registered Anonymous

Registered Anonymous #8 · Jul 9th, 2013 · · ·

God damn Rarity do the most sensible thing you seamstress! MAKE SOME MUTHA F*CKING CRUNK ASS DRESSES!

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2830816>>2846800

(Because side story plot development BRP.)

R.A.: HEY GUYS WHAT ARE YA'LL DOING! *sits down next to SD and BRP and begins humming "Shooting the Moon"* *suddenly points to BRP* Who's the new guy?

Registered Anonymous

Registered Anonymous #9 · Jul 9th, 2013 · · ·

(Now I present to you all your daily dosage of insanity.)

*meanwhile in this chapter comment section*

Generic Internet Thug #1: Ok so you all know what to do right?

Generic Internet Thug #2 and #3: Yep.

Generic Internet Thug #1: K lets do this.

*suddenly a car comes crashing through the comment section for this chapter and three heavily armed individuals start shooting up comments. But for some reason 2846376 get's shot up the most. Weird.*

*soon afterwards the Internet police come running through the comment section chasing the criminal scum off.*

...Why did you make me write all this?

R.A.: Because...

...That's it? Well don't ask me to do this again, this is dangerously violating the agreement.

R.A.: Wrong, this is for the comments not the story if it has no impact with the story in anyway then I'm not violating it.

...But don't you think its mean and plus Daedelus will figure out that it was us that sent these guys after his comment right?

R.A.: Nah this ain't mean and plus he will never find out about it- *suddenly notices that I am typing everything down including this... oh cra-asjfkl;j;ajkfjahsldhflshgzkxvn ;jha;hfaklsj;lerhajhr;aihjfs;dfl*

Uh r-right uh ignore whatever I have just written down for I am the real Registered Anonymous and not the insane R.A who has just tied Registered Anonymous to a chair using only twizzlers as rope and gagged him with incredibly large sticky bun yeah heh heh heh. Anyway toodles!

KenSES64

KenSES64 #10 · Jul 9th, 2013 · · ·

Throw a blanket over Ghost Sombra!

Broniesrponies2

Broniesrponies2 #11 · Jul 9th, 2013 · · ·

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Me: I'm BRP, the one who uploaded the Hacker AI to the evil dalek fleet, bringing down all their shields shortly before you destroyed almost all of them with your wild cannon fire. My AI also managed to steal a dalek flagship that is currently being assimilated by the Orz. I heard about you and your cookie dough. I think it was genius. You found one of the dalek's two weaknesses. They can't deal with random twists of reality.
Anyway, I also uploaded a castrated version of the HAI to play with you. What happened to it?

Registered Anonymous

Registered Anonymous #12 · Jul 9th, 2013 · · ·

2848878

R.A.: *gasps suddenly* My good sir! I should have you know that my cannon fire was not all 'wild' it was a mixture that consisted of 19% wild fire, 27% luck, 14% skill, and 40% of me being who I am that took out most of that Evil Dalek fleet! And if you are wondering what happened to that little HAI that was supposed to play with me I ordered my hackers to do whatever they wanted with him. As from what I can tell they are having a field day with him.

*on another side of the ship with the hackers*

Hacker 1: Hey Steve this HAI A.I. is pretty interesting right?

Hacker 2: Yeah you are quite right Bob... say why doesn't R.A. use our real names?

Hacker 1: Because he is an idiot, thinks of us as Red Shirts yet still cares about us in a very strange way, or simply put Hackers 1,2,3,4, etc. are just easier names to keep up with than our actual names.

Hacker 2: T-that actually makes sense.

Hacker 1: Yep so lets get back to work Steve.

Hacker 2: Sure thing Bob.

Broniesrponies2

Broniesrponies2 #13 · Jul 9th, 2013 · · ·

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Me: Wildfire is still a good name for it, but I see your point. As for luck, I'm pretty sure I don't have any, so I wouldn't know about that. You heard about my ship right? Yeah. Anyhow, I helped with that dalek fleet, but I don't know what you are all doing here. I crash-landed, and the Enterprise probably came to explore the area, but why is there a friendly dalek fleet and a team of hackers here?
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I do know why, but BRP wouldn't. I would just like to mention that before you say anything.

Grey Rebl

Grey Rebl #14 · Jul 9th, 2013 · · ·

Rarity, find that pin cushion. You can't make dresses without the needles or a place to put them in, no ma'am. Anyways, after all the events that transpired since Jason's arrival, wonder how Opal was fairing.
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At the AIA headquarters.

*Grey Rebl grabbed for his fedora and brown trench coat. Not bothering to button his coat, he galloped down the hallway and then towards a long spiral of stairs that goes by each floor and then further deeper into the underground building. Careful with his steps, he descended.*

Not many ponies know this, but the AIA headquarters is more than just a base for Appaloosan agents. It takes place in a facility made to research Magitech and Mechanical engineering. Only two of such facilities existed in Equestria, one which is below the AIA headquarters, one kilometer deep along with the HQ itself, and one somewhere at Los Pegasus. No pony other than the AIA and CIA knew of this place, and it's also fair to say that only the LPIA (Los Pegasus Intelligence Agency) and CIA knew of the second's location.

*The Director reached the underground facility. He saw other lab ponies researching with chemicals, gems and enchantments. Most of the Unicorns were busy enchanting, some with unfortunate results consisting of electrocution, burning, or explosions. In the hooves of non-Unicorns, were tools made for non-Unicorns. Of course, lots of metal was involved.*

Grey Rebl: (He encouraged the workers to do fine work on his way, and with a nod, he went straight towards a room whose door-sign that says, "Server/Computer Room", where his secretary was waiting for him. The Computer bit was originally called electronic box, but due to past communications with the humans, they said otherwise.) Okay, I'm here, now what's the damage?

Secretary: Well, sir, we have a few injured but minimal casualties, thanks to the extra safety procedures. Apparently the temporary solution only made the explosion worse. It erased a lot more data than before. It processed the data correctly, yes, but the gem cores couldn't handle the pressure. We had to disconnect them to prevent data leaking or another, and possibly bigger, magic burst. The "computer" motherboard can run smoothly without the data coming, but we are set back by a few more days.

GR: (sigh) I'm going to have to ask them for help now, do I?

Secretary: I believe so, sir. Our technology is too downgraded compared to theirs. Our servers are getting overwhelmed by the sheer amount of info processed. We could handle the capacity, but not the journey.

GR: Is the communication and video chat still running?

*He was approached by one of the engineers*

Engineer: It's going to take a minute for that to go up and running, sir.

GR: Well, when you colts are done, we can get this problem done and over with. Plus, I have a report to send in. Secretary, dismissed.
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*Meanwhile, across the desert.*

The Friendship Express rumbled across the vast desert as it traveled on it's new, shiny tracks. The tracks were something that came with Appaloosa's opening as an official town on the Equestrian map. The builders didn't disappoint despite building it in a desert, but how did they made it in a desert though? "Magic", they said.

In a private train cart, courtesy of the AIA, were the two Agents on their way to Ponyville. Usually, operatives who guard shipments would play games, like chess or checkers, to pass the time. However, these two aren't simple guards, so they passed the time doing something else: Thinking about the situation at hoof.

Brauburn: Ah don't know about this. Ah mean, isn't Risen Flagg suppose to be makin' Equestria a better place? Are we even fightin' in the right side?

Strongheart: Well, the Director seemed mad when he said Risen's name. Plus, the aliens are involved. This could be important.

Brauburn: Ahm not so sure to trust Grey now, but we accepted the job... Hey, ya don't suppose Grey has gone wonky by the alien's mind control or somethin'?

Strongheart: He looked reasonably sane when we met him and we never met the aliens physically for them to do such a thing, so it would be unlikely, but I do think Grey's actions are supported by his grudge.

Brauburn: How can ya tell it's a grudge? Grey doesn't seem to be that kind of a pony. Ugh. Thinkin' like this is makin' mah head hurt, let's talk about somethin' else.

Strongheart: Okay, then, let's talk about our mission.

Brauburn: Well, there is one thing clear: We barely know 'bout what this "Doctor" is. All we know is that he is brown, have an hourglass for a cutiemark, and that he is, well, a doctor.

Strongheart: Well, what about the ponies?

Brauburn: What about them?

Strongheart: I mean, this is my first time being outside of the plains! What would I do? How should I act What would they think of me? In a place called "Ponyville" I doubt they know a buffalo. Heck, maybe not even any species other than pony! I'm sorry, but, I'm little nervous.

Brauburn: Who cares 'bout what they think! I heard from my cousin that Ponyville nicest place of Equestria! Aside of the strange things happenin' there and Appaloosa being a close second, it would be fine!

Strongheart: Fine? Then why did the Director had us bring this suitcase? (points a hoof towards the black suitcase on the table)

Brauburn: 'Cause the Director is strange like that! Besides, if somethin' does happen, we have our ninja trainin' to defen ourselves!

Strongheart: (giggles) Thanks, Brauburn. I needed that.

Brauburn: Think nothin' of it! After all, you are my special somepony, Sweetheart (winks)

Strongheart: Well enough of that, back to this "Doctor" guy.

Brauburn: What is there more to know?

Strongheart: Like you said, we barely know this pony, so we are pretty much going blind in this mission. Other then his description and lack of an address, we don't have much background information on him. It's as if this guy haven't existed until now.

Brauburn: Hmm. That is strange. Well, how are we going do this mission with the lack of info?

(A pause, and they both slowly looked at a white envelope laying flat on the table. In silence with the only sound being the rumble of the train, they stared the thing down. Hard.)

Brauburn: Should we open it?

Registered Anonymous

Registered Anonymous #15 · Jul 9th, 2013 · · ·

2849503

R.A.: You crash landed? ....That is AWESOME! Much better than what happened to me. I got teleported here with my team of hackers... it was boring to say the least. As for the fleet of friendly Daleks... I don't really know. They must have been drawn towards Risen Flag's aura maybe... I don't really remember that much... anywho want a cookie!? *pulls out a cookie form out of nowhere*

Broniesrponies2

Broniesrponies2 #16 · Jul 9th, 2013 · · ·

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Me: Hells yes. I haven't had a cookie in WEEKS! The last thing I ate was a piece of snake-chicken thing and some berries. *takes and begins to eat cookie* Goooood (God not good), that tasted great. Can I bake some with you later? I love to bake cookies, and eat raw cookie dough while baking cookies. Pure heaven. Hey, can we go bake some now?

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I honestly just happened to check it right after you posted.

Allsmiles

Allsmiles #17 · Jul 9th, 2013 · · ·

Rarity: It is a lovely day. Be seated, drink some tea, take delicate lady-like bites of toast, then peruse a magazine for gossip and/or fashion tips...

And then Sweetie Bell enters after having run all the way from Sweet Apple Acres with tears in her eyes and she starts blubbering and gasping and yelling about what happened to Jason...

Paaaad

Paaaad #18 · Jul 10th, 2013 · · ·

Sing Sea shanties while making dresses and other items of clothing.

GordonFreebrony

GordonFreebrony #19 · Jul 10th, 2013 · · ·

Rarity, leave the boutique to find something to inspire your dresses!

(Here's a point you could interchange the side and main stories, with Rarity seeing the away team and their strange belts. Hell, even a cameo. Or not. It's your story. I'm just placing in an opportunity)

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-Ponyville-
The away team walked towards the center of the town, a large tree being their destination. They were strangely quiet the whole way, keeping to their own thoughts. At least, that is, until a certain Pink Party Pony stopped them.

"*gasp* Ohmygosh!You'renewponies! I'mPinkiePie,what'syourname?" Pinkie shouted at Kirk, her words slurring together from the sheer speed of her talking.

"Gah!" Kirk said, surprised by the sudden pink wall in front of him, "Oh. Umm. Good morning, Miss. My group and I are in somewhat of a hurry."

"Oh." Pinkie replied, hair falling flat. "I thought you, *sniff,* would want a new friend."

Gordon intervened at that point. "Now hold on now, we never said that. I'd love to be your friend."

"REALLY?" Pinkie said, her hair plopping back into place with enough speed that even Spock was rendered speechless. Pinkie rushed forward, hugging Gordon. "I've never had a friend from so far away!"

Gordon started for a moment, before relaxing and giving Pinkie a hug back. "Look, we need to go to the library. Can you let us past for now?"

"Sure! I'll be seeing you soooon!"

"What an... interesting pony." Spock said.

"Pinkie is truly unique, Most can't understand her at her peak." Zecora replied. Gordon grunted in response.

Five minutes later, the group was in front of the library. Gordon raised a hand and knocked on the door.

dovapony78

dovapony78 #20 · Jul 10th, 2013 · · ·

you take a sip of tea with no thought what to do besides making dresses all day long. Then your thought was interrupted by sweetie belle, scootaloo,, and applebloom barging in with Jason bleeding out.

JustThatGuy

JustThatGuy #21 · Jul 10th, 2013 · · ·

~~Resist the urge to rut Jason Morgan's brains out~~ Meet Jason Morgan for a nice ~~rut~~ cup of tea.

Registered Anonymous

Registered Anonymous #22 · Jul 10th, 2013 · · ·

2849682

R.A.: *R.A. laughs nonchalantly* Oh that was a good one BRP, but if I seriously let you help bake my cookies and reveal my secret recipe to you I would have to rip out your vocal cords, make you eat them, then set you on fire, and watch you die a horrible, painful, slow death. *laughs nonchalantly again until he stops abruptly saying this afterwards* No seriously if I told you I HAVE to kill you... although you enjoying them is alright in my books and thank you for the complement.

Broniesrponies2

Broniesrponies2 #23 · Jul 10th, 2013 · · ·

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We are both kind of ignoring Swimming Dalek here aren't we?

Me: *not surprised* Well I was actually going to use a recipe for chocolate chip cookies that my family uses. If it happens to be the same as your secret recipe... It probably won't be. Anyway, we should still do it. Secrets or not cookies are delicious.

Sage Probo

Sage Probo #24 · Jul 10th, 2013 · 1 · ·

Well... Rarity, think about dicks and Jason's dick especially all the time. Sweetie Belle comes to you and wants to ask if it's ok for her to go crusading with her friends and accidentially yell 'I LOVE DICKS!' and have a very awkward conversation with Sweetie Belle as she inquires what 'dicks' are.

And just for the fuck of it: Pinkie Pie jumps in, explains in GRAPHIC DETAIL what dicks are, vanishes leaving a very disturbed Sweetie Belle with Rarity.

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