"What's up commenters, regular readers, casual readers, readers who want to comment but can't cause they don't have an account, ponies, bronies, and cronies.........."
"Say, I wonder how many words I can rhyme with ponies, I bet I can do at least 23............"
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"I'll work on that later. Anyway, Pinkie Pie here. I'm writing this here to tell you that Razor Bazer unfortunately, is still not here, as he is still in Europe getting some much needed rest and relaxation so that he can make a swift recovery from the manic depression he's been suffering from for the past few months."
"I think he's in Barcelona right now.... Hehe, you know I never really realized before, but Barcelona is a funny word. I wonder how many words I can rhyme with Barcelona? Probably as many as ponies. MAYBE-....... Nah, maybe not as much. It's a longer word."
"BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT anyway, since he still is not here and since Day Dal Theus isn't going to write this story for him, .... Hehe. See what I did there?"
"Anyway, since Razor Bazer isn't here, I decided (just now), that I am going to take over writing this story for now on!!!!!!!"
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"That's right! From now on, I'll be reading all of your comments and writing this story so that together we can STOP THAT BIG MEANIE BEANIE PANTS RISEN FLAGG AND PUT AN END TO HIS NEFARIOUS SCHEMES ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(ALL THE EXCLAMATION POINTS!)"
"*sigh...."
"Now, as my first order of business-"
*Door opens behind her*
Ah, it's good to be home.......
*Throws stuff on the floor and walks in*
F*** man I really needed that. I wonder how-
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"onesies twosies threesies"
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"Hi.... Razor Bazer... ..... ... Welcome ho-"
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"Stillintroublegottagobye-."
*Bing!*