//------------------------------// // Party Hard WITH A VENGEANCE!!!! // Story: Wake up. See this. What do? - Part 2: Raise the Flag (comment driven story) // by RazortheAwesome //------------------------------// -Shortly before Jason arrived, but not too shortly- Outside of Sugar Cube Corner: Roseluck: I don't want to go. Lily: Come on, it's a party, a Pinkie Pie Party. Daisy: How can you deny a Three P, Roseluck?! RL: She throws these things, what four times a week on average and it all kind of gets to be the same. DY: Yes but this one is The BIGGEST ONE YET! RL: You said that about the last one. DY: Yes but this time I mean it. LY: Come on, Roseluck, you never come to the parties anymore and spend your evenings locked in your room playing with.... RL: LA LA LA LA LA NOT LISTENING! DY: Perhaps you'll find a stallion to scratch that itch. RL: GODS DAMMIT DAISY!!! LY: Come on, when was the last time you went to a Three P? RL: The one where you snorted pegasus dust from the kitchen sink with Pinkie Pie. LY: I'm not complaining and besides, it makes the world all the better with a little sugar in the snout. DY: Roseluck, grin and bear it and just try to have fun for a few minutes, at least. RL: Fine. (Enters the door) Pinkie Pie: Surpr... RL: Hello, Pinkie. (keeps walking) DY and LY: Ignore her, she's being a real sourpuss tonight. PP: Maybe she needs some lovin' to change that attitude. LY: I know, right. Just outside of Sugarcube Corner, around the time of 7:25 and 47 seconds in the P.M., two ponies, Lily and Daisy were just approaching the entrance with their beige roommate Roseluck in tow. "I don't want to go," Roseluck said in the most monotone voice she could manage to Lily and Daisy. "Come on, Roseluck," Lily said to try and cheer her friend and roommate up. "It's a party. A Pinkie Pie party." "Exactly," Daisy interjected. "How can you deny a Three P, Roseluck?" "She throws these things, what three, maybe four times a week on average, and it all kind of gets to be the same," Roseluck replied. Her voice still as monotone as before. "Maybe," Daisy said, still as chipper as ever. "But this one is the BIGGEST ONE YET!" She emphasized her point by throwing her hooves out into the air as she said that. "You said that about the last one," Roseluck said. "Yes," Daisy replied, her voice loosing none of it's chipperness. "But this time I mean it." "Come on, Roseluck," Lily said as she scooted a little closer to her downer beige friend. "You never come to parties anymore, and you spend your evenings locked in your room playing with your-" "LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA NOT LISTENING!!!!" Roseluck screamed at the top her lungs as she slapped both her forehooves over her ears while somehow still walking forward. Not an easy feat for a pony. Lily and Daisy couldn't help but exchange looks at this. -Flashback: An unspecified amount of time earlier- "Sooooooooo what are we looking for again?" Lily asked Daisy as she opened Roseluck's closet. "Anything that'll tell us exactly what Roseluck gets up to when she's not here," Daisy said as she began looking through Roseluck's bed. "Seriosuly, she disappears for days at a time and when she comes back she's a lot grumpier than she was before for some reason. Seriously, what's up with that?" "So...." Lily said as she stopped what she was doing and turned to look at Daisy. "We're basically raiding her cupboards without her permission?" "Eeyep," Daisy replied as she tore the sheets off or Roseluck's bed, only to find nothing. Lily just kept staring at her for a moment. "Suck my ass you old mare," she said to Daisy before looking back in Roseluck's closet. She had a surprising amount of clothes for a pony that never wore any. Daisy ignored her for a moment before she lifted up the mattress to Roseluck's bed.... and found a red book the same color as Roseluck's hair. "Well you can suck my ass," Daisy replied as she took the book out and let the mattress fall back down. "Cause I found her diary." 'Roseluck keeps a diary?' is what Lily WANTED to say, but instead, the words that came out of her mouth as she pulled down a shoebox from the very top shelf were, "Oh yeah, well look what I found-" The moment she started to open the shoebox, the entire thing started vibrating in her hooves. "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" was the only thing she let out as she closed it immediately. Unfortunately, her outburst made Daisy stop looking at Roseluck's diary and turn her attention to her. The absolutely mortified look on her face was priceless. "Call my therapist," Lily said to Daisy after a few long minutes of silence. "Tell her she's a rich mare." Suddenly, as if on cue, the box in her hooves started vibrating again, only at several times the frequency it was at before. "IT HAS A MIND OF IT'S OWN!!!!!!!" Lily screamed as she tried in vain to hold the shoebox as far away from her as possible. -End Flashback- "Perhaps you'll find a stallion to scratch that itch," Daisy said while seeming to look away from her still screaming friend. Apparently the sky was very interesting tonight. "CELESTIA DAMNIT DAISY!!!" Roseluck screamed again. Apparently the hooves still over her ears did nothing. "Come on," Lily interjected. "When was the last time you went to a Three P?" At that, Roseluck just gave her a deadpan look and dropped her hooves from her ears. "The one where you snorted pegasus dust off the kitchen sink," Roseluck replied in her former deadpan voice. "I'm not complaining," Lily said as if what Roseluck just said meant absolutely nothing. "And besides, it makes the world all the better with a little sugar in the snout." "Look, Roseluck," Daisy said as she walked over to her friend right as they reached the entrance to Sugarcube Corner and put a hoof around her friend's neck. "Just grin, bear with it, and try to have fun for a least a few minutes, okay. For us." At that, Daisy just gave her friend the best pleading smile she could, which wasn't the best pleading smile in the world if Lily was to be believed, but still, she was trying. After a few moments though, Roseluck just let out a loud groan. "Fine," Roseluck replied. "Great!" Daisy said, suddenly happier than before. Even though she didn't say anything, Lily was a bit happier to hear that too. At that, the three of them walked through the doors of Sugarcube Corner, only to get jumped by Pinkie Pie who suddenly appeared out of nowhere. "SURPR-" "Hello, Pinkie," Roseluck just said to her in her monotone voice as she walked right past her. Pinkie just watched her with a mega confused look on her face. "Oh, ignore her," Daisy said as she walked right up to Pinkie. "She's just being a real sourpuss tonight." "Really?" Pinkie Pie said as she turned her head back around to look at Daisy. "Hmmm............." she let out as she brought a hoof to her chin as she went into deep though. After a few moments, a metaphorical lightbulb went off in her head. "Maybe she needs some good, hard lovin' to change that attitude." "I know, right?" Daisy replied with a smile on her face. -And back to the presesnt- RL: (standing in the corner) Stupid party, why the hell did I even bother showing up to this thing? I could be out there doing something else. ???: Relax, darling, you'll have a better time of it if you do. RL: (Turns to face a tan pegasus sitting next to her, one she noticed but never bothered to talk to when she took her spot there, wearing a vest and black tie with a well-groomed mane. She looked down at his cutie mark, two crossed corinthian columns and a drafting pencil down the center) ???: Have some fun, darling, won't you? RL: (looking into the red-wine eyes of the stallion) Even though the surprises for both Jason and the newcomers had been made and the party was already in full swing. Roseluck had not cheered up at all in the last bit since she walked through the door as she stood in a corner of the room watching everypony dance and visit. She didn't even have a drink in her hooves. "Stupid party," she said to herself as her hoof moved to kick something that wasn't there. "Why the tartarus did I even bother showing up to this thing? I could be out there doing something else?" "Relax, darling," another, smooth, deeper voice suddenly said out of nowhere. "You'll have a better time if you do." Roseluck looked to her right only to face a tan pegasus with a black, well groomed mane standing right next to her. One she noticed but really never bothered to talk to before. He was wearing a best and a black tie that went well with his well groomed mane. His cutie mark, which were of two crossed corinthian columns and a drafting pencil down the center of them. "Have some fun, darling, won't you?" the stallion said to her. The moment those words hit her ears, Roseluck's attention was immediately drawn back to his red-wine colored eyes. After what seemed like forever staring into them. She couldn't help but squee. +Ponyville, Sugarcube corner+ Little Strongheart: One of those THOSE guys are down here?! I thought the AIA had first contacted. Braeburn: Ah know this doesn't make, but hey, this is Ponyville we are talking about. Little Strongheart: But about the CIA? If what you said earlier is true, then what had THEY been hiding all this time? Equestria had made first contact with our knowing. Braeburn: Maybe they did tell. Remember the Director? He had been actin' mighty sour when it came to bringin' us our assignment. Especially when he told us about Risen. Little Strongheart: Okay, we know that the Head of the AIA is hiding something. How about we ask about it to that human later? Right now, though, we need to focus on a delivery of ours. *They popped up their sunglasses, and upon wearing them, their vision altered completely. A heads-up-display came to view, and the world turned green. Outlines of ponies became more coherent. The buffalo pulled out a picture of the Doctor, uttered a command, and the glasses scanned the image. It downloaded, and now they can start their search.* LS: Look around, we already know every pony in town is in this party. BB: Ah hope we could get this over with. This had been one big chase all day. LS: Let's split up and move. These aren't X-rays anyways. BB: 'Kay. *And so, the split* Elsewhere in the party, Braeburn and Little Strongheart were still standing where they were, both absolutely gobsmacked at the fact that they just saw another human at this party. Of all the things they expected to find here, this was not one of them. After a few moments, Little Strongheart finally broke the silence. "One of THOSE guys are down here!? I thought the AIA had first contact." "So did Ah," Braeburn replied. After a few moments, he shook his head out to clear up his thoughts a bit before he turned back to Strongheart. "Okay. Ah know this don't make much sense, but hey, this IS Ponyville we're talkin' about." "But what about the CIA?" Little Strongheart replied, suddenly curious. "If what you said earlier is true, then what have they been hiding from us all this time? Equestria has made first contact without us knowing." "Maybe they did tell," Braeburn replied as he brought a hoof to his chin. "Remember the Director? He'd been actin' mighty sour when it came to bringin' us our assignment. Especially when he told us about that Risen Flagg fella." Little Strongheart thought about that for a moment, then took a deep breath and got herself calm again. "Okay," she said. "We know the head of the AIA is hiding something. We know that the CIA is probably hiding something too. So how about we ask that human about it later? Right now, we need to focus on this delivery of ours." At that, Little Strongheart reached into her bag and pulled out a pair of sunglasses. Braeburn just let out a smirk at her before he reached under his hat and pulled out a pair of his own. As they covered his eyes, his vision changed completely. A heads up display came into view in his vision as the world seemingly changed to green and the outlines of the ponies became more coherent. "Look around," Little Strongheart said to Braeburn, now back in mission mode. "We already know that everypony in this town is at this party." "Ah hope we can get this over with," Braeburn said as she scratched his head. "This has been one big chase all day." "Lets split up and move then," Strongheart replied. "These aren't X-rays after all." "Kay," was all Braeburn could reply to her. Then at that, the two of them split up and made their way into the crowd of ponies. After all, they did still have a mission to accomplish. Kirk: *at the party, nursing a black eye and explaining what happened.* So anyway, there I was trying to understand what it is that has Spock not blowing a gasket at these ponies when we pass by that buffalo over there, Little Strongheart, and I say: " Elsewhere, on the other side of the party, more towards the front door, four humans from Starfleet disguised as ponies with the aid of perception filters and one Zebra were looking at situation they now found themselves in. "Fascinating," Spock said as he looked around at what these ponies had managed to put together. This was a society of equines and while still primitive compared to what they had, it was amazing to him that they could throw together something like this. Bones on the other hand.... hoof, couldn't help but roll his eyes at that. "So......" Gordron Freebrony, the orange pony with the crowbar cutie mark said to Captain James Tiberius Kirk, the yellow pony. "You were saying?" "Right," Kirk said as she rubbed a hoof against his head, as if it hurt, which it did. "So anyway, where I was trying to understand what it is that has Spock not blowing a gasket at these ponies when we pass by this buffalo and I say-" -Just a little over an hour earlier, but not too much- *initiate Flashback* Kirk: Or what about this... buffalo? Alright, how do you explain a buffalo standing right here in a town populated by ponies, huh? Strongheart: EXCUSE me? Kirk: *Mistaking Spock for saying that somehow* That one walking over to us! How do you explain an animal such as that to be walking and, seemingly talking to other ponies? "Or what about this... buffalo?" James T. Kirk said to Spock as the two of them were walking towards Sugarcube Corner. "Alright, how do you explain a buffalo standing right here in a town populated by ponies, huh?" "EXCUSE ME!?" Little Strongheart exclaimed, apparently she heard that. "That one walking over to us," Kirk continued, apparently under the impression that Spock had said that somehow. "How do you explain an animal such as that walking and.... seemingly talking to other ponies?" Sidestory: *flash back* Braeburn: Er, Little Strongheart? Are we goin' in or not? Little Strongheart: That stallion just called me an "animal"! Braeburn: Ah'm sure he is one of those ponies from remote places who know nothin'. He prob' didn't meant it. Little Strongheart: Oh I'm sure your sure, but I'm going to teach him some MANNERS. *In a blink of an eye, she ran up to him and jumped, contract her hind legs, and extend her kicking leg as she twisted in mid-air. It was spot on as her hoof sunk deep into Kirk's eye. Deep. He FLEW. The stallion skid through the ground a few feet. The pain didn't come to him, but he laid there wondering what just happened.* LS: Racist! At that, Little Strongheart looked as if she had blown a fuse. Probably because she had. She looked so angry that she could probably destroy all of Ponyville right now if she wanted to. "Er, Little Strongheart," Braeburn said kind of nervously to her partner. "Are we goin' in or not?" "That stallion just called me an animal!" Strongheart yelled back at Braeburn. "Ah'm sure he's just one of those ponies from remote places who know nothin'." Braeburn said to Strongheart, still a bit nervous. "He probably didn't mean it." "Oh, I'm sure you're sure," Little Strongheart said, not at all sounding like she was getting any calmer. "But I'm going to teach him some MANNERS!!!" Then, suddenly, in what seemed like the blink of an eye, Little Strongheart ran up to James T. Kirk, jumped, contracted her hind legs, and extended her kicking leg as she twisted in mid air. She hit Kirk spot on with her hoof to his face, and he FLEW. Kirk flew so far he skidded through the ground a few feet. The pain didn't come to him immediately, but he just lay there on the ground wondering what just happened. "Racist!" Little Strongheart shouted at Kirk. PONY KOMBAT - James Tiberius Kirk vs Braeburn and Little Strongheart Drunken Lullabies by Flogging Molly (Author's note: Originally I was going to type this all out, but I decided not to because really, I wasn't going to change it at all anyway. So to save me the trouble of writing this all out again and you the trouble of reading it twice, I'm just going to leave it as is and let you read it as presented. They fought the whole fight through anyway, so it's not like I need to do anything to it at this point. Good job gentlemen.) Kirk: *sits for a minute on the ground* Ow.... * a moment further* Right, my turn. *attempts to double fist punch her, but Breaburn rams him to the side.* Breaburn: That's MAH girl! Keep your hooves of her. Spock: Captain, it is illogical to continue this. I suggest ceasing immediately. Kirk: Aw, hell no. *races to attack them again* (There will only be a few superficial injuries above Kirk's bruised eye, keep that in mind) Braeburn: Ya really had to do that Strongheart?! Now we are both in trouble. Little Strongheart: Appaloosa before didn't treat us right before and even then they had good reasons, but THIS isn't acceptable! BB: But— LS: He's coming! *Strongheart side step Kirk's charge and attempt to jab him in the head, but he is ready this time. He block the hoof and push it aside, following it up with a punch toward the face. She lean and step backwards and let it pass to the side of her head. Right when the hoof retract away, she jabbed Kirks forehead, flinching him, and hop to the side to prepare to power slam him with her fore hooves.* You love action? I do. Spock: CAPTAIN! I highly suggest you desist in your- *Kirk ignores Spock, running back into the fray. It pretty much dissolves into one of those cartoony dust clouds with hooves or a head sometimes sticking out* *A moment later the cloud settles and it shows LS and BB above Kirk* Kirk: Look, as much as I am into the ladies, I ask for at least a nice date before we get to this point. LS *disgusted and blushing*: Why you.... LS: You are SO dead! *Braeburn pulled her back by her tail before she could continue* BB: Shhrong Hearf, fhis fright ish over! LS: No way! He's not going to get away with it! ???: Braeburn? BB: *Looks to the side and his jaw loosen in surprise* AJ?! *With Braeburn distracted at that moment, Strongheart rush back in. Kirk stood at a fighting stance, ready. And, beginning round two, the angry buffalo did the first punch.* LS: You racist little scum! You've insulted my heritage, and now you tell me THAT?! She was fast and furious. It was hard for Kirk to counter and block without leaving himself open, even then, her strikes overpowered his attempts to protect himself. He was nicked several times on the face, and his arms are getting tired from the blows, eventually though, he saw an opportunity and he took it.* BB: Strongheart! *Kirk smirked smugly when he made a solid hit, but it was wiped from his face and turned into a grimace as Strongheart endured it and did an upper cut to the jaw. She followed a second hit with a chop to the head. It connect. Kirk held up his arms to his side to block the third, but Strongheart saw this in foresight and jinxed him, moving her hoof away and kept his eyes on it all the while keeping her momentum. She used her other hoof on his blindside and aimed for the growing black eye on his swollen face. When it connect, she sticked to it and DRIVED her strength into it. The spaceman practically turned around and almost fell to the ground as his legs were staggering. She rectified this by performing a curb stomp on to the back of his head, eager to dig him to the ground. She stood their with her hooves still on him for minute* LS: NOW do you get that you don't get all high and mighty over us buffalo?!?! Kirk: Ugghhh.... *bucks LS off of him, before staggering to his feet* LS:*smacks Kirk to the ground, getting ready to pummel him some more* Spock: *Sighs, walks over and Vulcan neck pinches LS. She promptly collapses* Captain, it's best we leave now. It seems your 'charms,' as you call them, did not work. Kirk: Yeah, you're right. *they walk away* *cue end flashback, which was written previously* LS: Grr... Why can't I move? BB: Woah! How did he— AJ: Mind explainin' ta me what's just happened? LS: THAT stallion who just left called me an animal! *Her eyes tears up in frustration AJ: *in a soft, sympathetic voice* Ah get you were upset about you insecurities, being outside of ya tribe, but ya should know better than to not cause commotion. C'mon, there's a party from Pinkie about to start, Ahm sure it'll make ya feel a little better. BB: 'Sides, I hear Pinkies parties are the best! LS: *sigh* Okay... But I need a little help, I can't move for some reason. BB: Ah think he pulled a pressure point on your spinal cord. Scary thing, it is. Help me carry her other side, AJ. AJ: Okay. *end of flash back* -And fast forward to present.... again- -Pinkie's Party- Kirk: ... and so I 'learned' the lesson of speciesism from a talking, fighting buffalo. GF: That's deep bro. *a few moments of silence* I just noticed, isn't that the human that we came down to help in the first place? *points to Jason* Spock: Him being the only human in the vicinity marks him as the logical choice. GF: LET'S GO TALK TO HM! *walks off towards Jason* McCoy: This won't end well. Gordon! Get back here. *the rest of the away team follow Gordon* "And so I 'learned' the lesson of speciesism from a talking, fighting buffalo," Kirk ended his tale as he kept his hoof on his head to nurse the throbbing headache he still had. Thankfully, any and all injuries he had sustained during his encounter had pretty much healed, so he looked pretty much fine. That could have been mostly the fault of the perception filter, but for the most part he looked fine. "That's deep bro," Gordon said, but none of them responded to him. They all stood there for a few moments in silence as they looked out into the crowd of ponies before them. Suddenly, Gordon saw him first, a human standing amongst the ponies. "Captain." "Yes," Kirk replied to acknowledge him. "Isn't that the human we came down here to help in the first place?" Gordon asked as he pointed a hoof towards the only human at the party, Jason Morgan. "Him being the only human in the vicinity marks him as the logical choice," Spock said in his usual manner as he noticed Jason as well. "Well lets go talk to him then!" Gordon shouted as he took off and ran through the sea of Technicolor ponies towards Jason. Bones, again, could only let out the loudest sigh he possibly could. "This won't end well," he said to himself before he took off too. "Gordon! Get back here!" -Kirk's encounter of the feminine kind- Kirk:*finishes his story and walks away as GF and the rest wander off into the party* *as he's walking he hears a conversation contining between a tan earth pony stallion wearing one of those Safari hats and an elegant white mare with a purple, extravagantly styled mane, both seemed to be tipsy. Rarity: Let's Go somewhere... Safari Hat Guy (SHG): Yeah. It is a bit noisy. There's a lovely little cafe around the corner... Rarity: I was thinking Madahoovesar SHG: Is that a new club on Dean Street? Rarity: No, no. It's a country... off the shore of Equestria. SHG: Oh. That Madahoovesar. Right *removes hat* Let's go! *Waits for a second* By Celestia's teeth, you're serious! Rarity: *Nods* SHG: Well...that's...an extraordinary proposition. But...I can't just up and go. What about my job? Rarity: Quit. We can always find a new one when get back. SHG: I can't just...what about my house? Who would feed my dog? Rarity: Bring him with. SHG: He's a Griffonian Shephard. He'd feel all out of place in Madahoovesar. Rarity: *scowls* Kirk: *snags a drink, chugs it, then walks over with another one in his hand* You don't want to go to Madahoovesar. I'm James Kirk. Captain of the Enterprise. Of course, you probably didn't know that. I'm here to explore the galaxy. Wanna see my spaceship? Rarity: *swoons, getting up and walking off with Kirk* SHG: *holding hat in hooves* but I was gonna say yes.... *walks off morose* -Meanwhile, with the characters people actually care about- SHG:I HEARD THAT! *crowbar appears out of thin air and whacks SHG hard enough that he gets knocked under a table and into unconsciousness. No one notices* -Ahem- Rarity: That must have been one of the lamest, most out there pick up lines I have ever heard. Kirk: And that's the only thing that's lame with me... *eyebrow wiggle* Rarity: *giggles* I do hope so. You're certainly a forward one. I assume that's why you've got such a rough look right now. Kirk: Oh, but the ladies like it rough. Rarity: Oh stop, Mr. Kirk. Kirk: You won't be saying that in a few minutes. *Intermission where Razor can take over from here, since I'm the LAST person on the planet to be expected to write anything close to good flirting. The best I can do is fall just short of the lowest acceptable level. Cheesy* Kirk was about to go and follow Gordon, Bones, and the rest of his team through the party towards Jason, when suddenly he couldn't help but overhear a conversation between two nearby ponies. He turned and looked to see that one was a tan colored earth pony stallion wearing one of those safari hats, and his cutie mark was.... of a towel...... That wasn't important though. What WAS important, was that the other pony he was talking to was elegant white mare with a purple, extravagantly styled mane, with three diamonds on her rump. "Lets go somewhere," Rarity said to the safari hat pony in a rather suggestive tone. "Yeah. It is a bit noisy," the safari hat pony replied to Rarity in a British accent. "There's a lovely little cafe around the corner..." "I was thinking Madahoovesar," Rarity said right as he finished that sentence. "Is that a new club on Dean Street?" The safari hat pony asked, as if confused. "No," Rarity replied seeming more intrigued now, "No. It's a country... off the shore of Equestria." "Oh. That Madahoovesar," the safari hat pony replied, suddenly understanding. "Right," he said as he took off his safari hat, spun it around, and then put it back on his head. "Let's go!" The two of them stood there for a few moments in relative silence. Neither one of them said anything. "By Celestia's teeth, you're serious." The safari hat pony said when he realized that she was, in fact, serious. Rarity nodded to confirm her seriousness. "Well...that's...an extraordinary proposition," the safari hat pony then said, sounding more than a little nervous. "But...I can't just up and go. What about my job?" "Quit," Rarity replied straight up. "We can always find a new one when get back." "I can't just...what about my house? Who would feed my dog?" The safari hat pony then said. "Bring him with," Rarity said. "He's a Griffonian Shephard. He'd feel all out of place in Madahoovesar." The safari hat pony then said. Rarity couldn't help but scowl at that. This pony was being a bit more difficult than she though he'd be. Kirk on the other hand... hoof, just smirked to himself and made his way over to the two ponies, or to be more specific, towards the one pony that was a mare. "You don't want to go to Madahoovesar," he said in his smoothest voice possible, which made Rarity tear her attention away from the safari hat pony and towards him. "Hi. I'm James Kirk. Captain of the Enterprise," he said to her. "Of course, you probably didn't know that. I'm here to explore the galaxy. Wanna see my spaceship?" Rarity looked this strange, new, stallion that she had never seen before up and down for a moment. However, after a few moments, she suddenly swooned, and started walking away from the safari hat pony and with Kirk through the crowd of ponies. "But I was gonna say..... yes...." the safari hat pony shouted at Rarity. She ignored him. "That must have been one of the lamest, most out there pick up lines I have ever heard." Rarity said as she made her way through the party with James Tiberius Kirk. "And that's the only thing that's lame with me..." Kirk replied to her, wiggling his eyebrows as he did. Rarity couldn't help but giggle at that. "I do hope so," Rarity said, seeming more and more intrigued by the minute with this strange, new, stallion. "You are certainly a forward one. I assume that's why you've got such a rough look right now." "Oh, but the ladies like it rough." Kirk replied with the same look on his face that he always carried. "Oh stop, Mr. Kirk," Rarity replied to him with a wave of her hoof and a bit of a blush on her cheeks. "You won't be saying that in a few minutes," Kirk said. At that, the blush on Rarity's face seemed to go from a simple little flame to a RAGING INFERNO! 'Oh my,' she couldn't help but think to herself. 'You certainly aren't like other ponies, are you Mr. Kirk.' Time seemed to slow to a crawl for the two of them for a couple moments. It looked as if something was about to happen. Rarity seemed to like it, Kirk DEFINITELY seemed to like it, but before it could, a deus ex machina got in the way. "HiremembermeI'mPinkiePieIknowthatitwouldbeneattoseethishappenbutthisisateenstoryandwecan'thavesomethinglikethishappeninastorylikethisandweneedRaritylatersohowabouttryingdsomecakeandsomepunchohandyouabsolutelyhavetomeetLittleStronghearthere!?" Pinkie Pie said as she in what seemed like all in one move, appeared, handed Kirk some cake and punch, and pulled over Little Strongheart, who seemed to be in the middle of something. Kirk on the other hoof, was still busy trying to figure out what the hell just happened. At one look at him, Little Strongheart lifted up her shades, saw Kirk's face, and then squinted her eyes as far as she could. "You...." she said in the most deadly voice she possibly could. "Little Strongheart," Rarity said, as if delighted to meet and old friend. "Darling, it's been ages. You know this pony?" She asked as she turned back to Kirk. "Captain," Bones suddenly said as she snuck up behind Kirk. "Will you excuse me for a moment ladies," Kirk suddenly said as he slid (quite literally in fact), away from seemingly certain death to talk to Bones. "What?" Kirk whispered to him rather angrily. "Sir, what the hell are you doing?" Bones asked Kirk, sounding not at all too pleased with what he might have just seen. "What I always do, what's wrong with that?" Kirk responded as if nothing was wrong, all the while still holding the cake in his hands... hooves. "With her?" Bones asked again, his eyes on Rarity. "Maybe, what are you getting at Bones?" Kirk asked, not sounding to happy himself. He and Bones just stared at each other for a few moments before Bones spoke again. "Sir. I know it's not my place," Bones began. "But all the women you usually sleep with are humanoid, or at least humanoid in appearance." "What's your point Bones?" Kirk asked, seeming impatient. "God damnit she's a pony Jim. An equine. Not remotely humanoid in any way." Kirk didn't do anything but stare at Bones at this. "Technically that's still bestiality." Kirk didn't say anything at that for several moments. Bones didn't say anything else after that either, as if hoping what he just said would sink in. "Weren't you doing something else, Bones?" Kirk finally asked after what seemed like forever. Bones just let out a loud groan and walked away from Kirk, leaving him there. Kirk just keep looking at where he was, then at the cake and punch in his hands... hooves, then at the spot where Bones was, then at the cake and punch, then at the spot.... and then he wasn't sure what he was looking at anymore. -AND NOW back to Jason's perspective- MY OC DEEJAYS. (Having a suggestion with my OC worked last time...) Now that that was out of the way, the party had moved from silently waiting to into full swing. Something was still off about those five that just walked in to you. Not the zebra though, for whatever reason you think she's normal enough, which is odd since you've never seen a zebra in this world before..... then again, you've never seen a buffalo in this world before, so maybe- "Fillies and Gentlecolts!" a random seeming voice suddenly blares from speakers you didn't even realize were there as music suddenly starts playing. You turn to look towards the back of Sugarcube Corner, where the DJ Table was last time. There is a DJ table this time too, but something was different, namely that the DJ this time was a different pony. It was a light red, pegasus stallion with a purple mane, and his cutie mark looked like some kind of tornado... or a twister, from what you could tell. He was wearing Vinyl Scratch's sunglasses though, so that was still the same. "Get ready to party your faces off! Because I'm about to throw down some fresh beats!" And then at that, suddenly the real music starts playing. Pinkie Pie Party (Three P) Round 2 Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO Which sounded EXACTLY LIKE the Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO. Okay, first it was Lyra and Bon Bon singing Stand By Me, then it was The Dinosaur (a song which already did exist in this world before you invented that dance, which reminds you, you're at a party. Time to walk SOME DINOSAURS AGAIN!!!! Not right now though, the party's just started. Save that for later.), and now this. How the hell does this world have nigh identical music to your own? You make a mental note to look into this at some point. Either way, at the sound of the music, a bunch of multicolored lights come on in sequence, and all the ponies that are already on the dance floor start actually dancing. Well try to get on with the party, maybe it's for the best if that guy doesn't show up. You swear you've seen Applejack's cousin before. Ask him if he's the one that rode in on the motorcycle when Pinkie had you tied up. When talking to the stallions with the Zebra you can't help but notice that they seem to have a look of recognition on their faces, like they've seen a human before and are familiar with it. Also, you swear you've heard their voices before, even the one with the crowbar cutie mark. Before your mind can wander onto ANYTHING ELSE though, a realization suddenly hits you like a bullet to the face, and no it's not that Risen Flagg still hasn't shown up yet, though that does make you a little nervous to be honest. No, it's the fact that you have seen Applejack's cousin Braeburn before. If you remember correctly, he was the stallion that crashed through the wall on the motorcycle when Pinkie Pie had you tied down to that table (in this very room no less), which was.... kind of the only reason you could escape. You're not 100% sure about it though, you didn't get a very good look at him, mostly cause you got the hell out of there as quickly as you could when that happened. Plus, it seemed like it was forever ago now. BUT STILL!!!! He's right here. You turn around to ask him about it and...... he's gone. Both he and his buffalo friend (as well as Applejack you've just noticed) seem to have disappeared from where they were before. "Crap," you silently curse to yourself at that. You actually did kind of want to know about that now that your mind was on it. "Hi!" You suddenly hear a voice from behind you say. You turn back around only to come face to face with...... the orange pony with the crowbar on his flank that you saw walk in the door. The one this party was supposedly for other than you. Well, him and his four friends. "You're are a human aren't you?" That... seemed kind of like an obvious question at this point to you. Still, the way he said it... "Yes," you reply to him. "Yes, I'm a human." "Awesome," he replied back to you. It was weird, his voice sounded kind of familiar to you, which was weird since you've never heard his voice before. "Listen, there's something we need to talk to you about so-" "My my my..." A second voice suddenly says as the zebra walks up next to him. "A creature of your kind, I do not believe I have ever seen. So tall, so fit, and very lean." Did this zebra just compliment you? Compliment you.... while rhyming. "Thank you," you politely reply in any case. "Likewise, I don't think I've ever seen a zebra around here before." Not like you're gonna hold it against her, oh no. Before you can say anything else though, you hold out your hand. "Jason Morgan," you say to them. "It's nice to meet you." "Zecora is my name," the zebra replies to you as she takes your hand and shakes it while also taking a few moments to inspect it. Not an uncommon thing that's happened since you've been here. "And from here I am not, from across the plains is where I came." So... she's a foreigner in this land.... kind of like you are... in a sense.... Oh who are you kidding. The other one though... he shook your hand too, but he didn't give you his name. "How do you know about humans?" you ask him. "Did you study them too?" It's not an impossible question. If Lyra could study humans, then surely there could have been others. At that question though, he returns you with a look you can't quite place. It looks as if you asked him an obvious question. Or as if he's somehow dumbfounded by what you said. "Yes..." he finally says after a few minutes. "But that's not important right now," he suddenly blurts out. "There's something that we need to discuss with you and-" "Excuse me for one moment," another voice suddenly says as the one of the blue ponies steps out in front of the orange one. The tall one, the one with black hair. "I apologize for my rudeness," he says to you in a very monotone voice. "But may I please have a word with my associate?" That....... was weird. You would think he wouldn't need to ask you for that. "Sure..." is all you say in response as you walk away from the three of them. You get the feeling that whatever they want to talk about, they don't want you to hear about it. You're starting to become a little bit more suspicious of them, and that's not a good thing. Jason: Well, it's your time to relax. You know what to do. 1) acquire door. 2) open door. 3)get on floor. 4)WALK THE DINOSAUR (serious comment) Still, you try not to let it bother you, even though it does a little. Sure you could do many things right now to find out what they're talking about, but you're gonna let it go for now. You don't know why, but somehow you can feel as if they don't necessarily have bad intentions for you, and your inner Doctor seems to be backing you up on this. Well, que sera sera, whatever happens, you'll be ready for it. As the music keeps playing you feeling a MIGHTY NEED to walk the dinosaur right now. But no.... you'll wait. Good things come to those who wait. Still, that does bring up one thing. You look back to the DJ. He seems to be having fun, but seriously... where did he come from? For whatever reason, you wanna know. "Pinkie Pie," you say, even though she's not right next to you. "Yes, Jason," Pinkie Pie suddenly says as she suddenly appears right next to you. You're.... actually kind of surprised to see that that actually worked. Oh well. "What happened to the other DJ?" you ask her. "Doesn't she live here in Ponyville too?" "Oh, you mean Vinyl?" Pinkie Pie responds in her usual, bubbly voice. "She unfortunately has a show in Vanhoover this week, so she couldn't make it to the party. So Twister over there asked if he could DJ for us and I was like 'Okay sure, go nuts,' and then he said 'Thank you Pinkie Pie,' and then I was like 'Oh no problem woblem Twister, just make sure you throw down some fresh beats,' and he was like 'Okay I will. Well I gotta go get ready, see you at the party Pinkie Pie,' and then I was like 'Bye Bye Twister, see you at the party,' and here we are." You............. you actually did manage to follow that entire bit of dialogue that Pinkie Pie just said. "Okay............." you say. "So Vinyl had a show in another town?" "Another city?" Pinkie Pie replied. "She's really popular you know. Famous Equestria wide." "Really...." is all you can say to that. "Wow.... Um...." Now you feel a bit bad about taking her sunglasses back at that other party. Speaking of which, you still have them.... Unfortunately, they're back at Lyra and Bon Bon's house. Then again, the new DJ, Twister here, seems to be wearing the same sunglasses, so you suppose they're pretty common. Wait... now that Pinkie Pie is right here. "Hey, Pinkie," you say to her. "Yes, Jason," she replies as chipper as ever as she looks up at you. "Um... The meeting we had earlier," you begin. "Did any of them tell you-" "Oh, that," Pinkie Pie replied before you could even finish your sentence with a wave of a hoof. "Don't you worry your super powered head about that Jason. Applejack and Rarity told me everything so I'm up to speed. Which is funny because I also had to be up to speed on the party as well as the DJing and the dancing and the other things so really I'm up to speed on a lot of things, but yes, to answer your question, Applejack and Rarity got me all caught up. So don't worry about that." "Really," you reply. "Eeyup," Pinkie Pie replies, still chipper. "They told you everything?" you ask. "Yep," Pinkie Pie replies. "Everything." "Even the-" "Yes, even that." Pinkie Pie replies before you even get a chance to say a third word. "And you.... understood everything?" you ask her. "Et intellexi," Pinkie Pie responds. "Is that good enough for you Jason?" You..... okay your jaw is on the floor right now.... but for some reason you immediately forget about that and just go along with what she said. "All right then," you say to her. "Say um, where's the punch bowl?" you ask her since she's here. "Oh, over there." she points to the other end of the room at a nearby table. Over at that table, you see a pegasus over there... a grey pegasus over there with a blue mane, talking with another pegasus over there that was black, or at least a very dark grey in color, and had a red-orangish mane. Also her cutie mark was of a thundercloud shooting lighting. Also she was wearing a jacket for some reason. The other pegasus over there, the grey one, who was a stallion, was not. "Do not do this," the black pegasus said to the grey pegasus over there. Why you could hear the two of them from this distance when you couldn't hear anything else that was going on though was beyond you. "Are you kidding me!?" The grey pegasus over there responded while holding up a tray of assorted cheeses. "LOOK AT THE VARIETY!" "This is some bullshit," the black pegasus said in a monotone voice. "You know how I get when I'm around assorted cheeses," The grey pegasus over there said. "HELP ME!" "The only way to help you is to eat all the cheeses before you do," the black pegasus replied. "Yeah, I know," the grey pegasus over there replied. "Let's make this a f*cking competition." "All right, but you need to control yourself," the black pegasus said. "F*CK YOU I'M ALWAYS IN CONTROL!" The grey pegasus over there shouted before they both dove into the assorted cheeses. You also see Rainbow Dash by the punch bowl. Jason, obviously Risen Flag either isn't attending the party or is already there. Thus, it would be a good idea to enjoy yourself while staying on your guard. Towards that end, make sure to dump a punch bowl over Rainbow Dash as a prank at some point in the party...or just dunk her in it. Probably easier. Rainbow Dash likes pranks, after all. She's just standing there, getting some punch. So defenseless... you could walk over and dunk her head in the punch right now and she wouldn't even notice you... it's perfect. You could- "You're thinking of pulling a prank on Dashie aren't you?" Pinkie Pie suddenly says. You forgot she was right there. "Maybe...." you reply back to her. "Probably not a good idea," she says back to you. "She's still a little mad that you made it rain on her while she was sleeping." "Oh..." you say. Damn, you were so relaxed now you completely forgot about that. You guess she does have a point though. "Wait...." you say as you turn back to Pinkie Pie. "She told you about that?" "Oh yeah," Pinkie Pie replies. "They told me everything remember." Huh... well, you guess they did her everything. You guess you don't have to worry about her being caught up on things. Jason, create a minion to of anything available, and then tell it to hunt down Flagg, while letting you see from its eyes. That way, you know where the guy is at all times. Then suddenly, as if out of nowhere, the music suddenly changes, and suddenly, every pony's attention is drawn to the front door. Enter Risen Flagg I Want It All/We Will Rock You [Mash Up] by Queen (feat. Armageddon) Suddenly, the front door to Sugarcube Corner opens up, as if by itself, as three ponies walk into the corner, and into the party. Three ponies...... that you were expected, yet simultaneously hoped to every god you knew of that you wouldn't see at all here. One of them, the main one, the one that stood in the middle, was none other than Risen Flagg himself. To his right, was none other than the blue mare with the silver hair, Trixie, that was what her name was. To Flagg's left, was the other pony, the white one, the one that was dressed as if he were some kind of butler. Nopony knew his name. Time seemed to freeze for EVERYBODY there in the party, including you, as the three of them walked into the crowd of ponies, which almost seemed to part for the three of them. Flagg just looked around at the ponies staring at him. Trixie just seemed kind of nervous, and the other one... you couldn't read his expression. Then Flagg's eyes met yours, and you watch him smirk at you. You suddenly feel your pulse stop dead in it's tracks at that. "Uh oh," you suddenly hear the DJ say while the music is still going on. "This can't be right." Then, after what sounds like a record scratching, the music returns to what it was before. At that, Risen Flagg's attention is drawn away from you and back seeming towards the music. After that, the party returns to pretty much what it was before. Great, looks like Risen Flagg was going to be coming after all, he just decided to show up a few minutes late. But now he's here. Now..... he is here.... What do you do? -Side Story- -Appaloosa- -The AIA Headquarters- +AIA Heaquearters+ Grey Rebl: One thing is for sure, this bomb hints that whoever we are dealing with is developing this for something big, and that they are getting prepared for it. Secretary: We already done all that we can in a hurry. What should we do with it? GR: Now that you asked, since this thing is so graciously given to us for free, why not use it? S: What?! With all due respect, sir, how in the hay—pardon my language—can we use a large BOMB?! I'm sure none of us isn't going to take your idea into consideration. Ursa: Actually, I'm kinda interested. S: You, too? GR: Well now, my dear secretary, we can do so because this isn't just ANY bomb. This massive energy made from chemicals that CAN be controlled. You heard the expert, 'it's easy to make', ergo it can also be easily modified and be used for a different purpose. Ursa, remember that power source problem you had with the Metal Gear Equine? U: Yep. The colts can't even make the darn crystal core make enough power, and the robot itself isn't energy efficient. So, we can only go as far as making sure the thing is functional. Plus, a black out in the facility. S: Director, you can't seriously mean plugging the bomb into the Metal Gear? GR: Nope, I'm considering making a part of it. Put up a resistant chamber enhanced with magic, a super fail safe, stack up a lot of enchantments and extra rewiring, and we can have the original power source run all of it! 'Sides, I'm already pouring our power lines on the efforts to get communications on with the aliens. S: You're awfully obsessed with that. GR: So what do you say, Ursa? U: Heh, you make sound like the job is simple, but, yeah, we can do that. I'm actually kinda glad we don't have to be stuck with the darn crystal core. It's not even versatile. S: That crystal came courtesy of CIA, and a lot of pulled strings. And it didn't come cheap either. GR: Looks like we are in an agreement– S: I didn't have a say! GR: –So! Why don't we get start— *A random lab pony comes busting in! In his expression is a look of excitement* RLP: Director! We have news! U: Becareful on where you're running, you twit! You could've gotten our equipment busted! RLP: I-I'm sorry... GR: Easy on him. What is it? RLP: It's the aliens! We finally reconnected! *GR went dead silent and stared in disbelief* GR: Are you sure? RLP: Absolutely positive! GR: *He gave a smile, one of relief* Hold the fort, I got business to attend. *GR galloped out along with the random lab pony* S: *looks at Ursa cautiously* You were pulling my tail, right? U: Sorry, but progress has it's own risks. S: You and Grey Rebl are going tog eat us all killed one day... As is. -The Enterprise- -The Bridge- Calvin: *cautiously looks over at R.A.* Ok so how are we going to keep him under control? Janitor: Hmmm how about we find a upward escalator and push him down it thus putting him in a perpetual case of falling down stairs. Tommy: How about a plan that won't involve making him angrier by the second? Like this! *pulls out a cup with a ball attached to it by a string* Calvin and Janitor: ...I highly doubt that'll work. R.A.: *sees the ball-cup rushes over grabs it from Tommy and begins playing with it* OH HAPPY DAY! I WAS IN THE MOOD FOR A GOOD GAME OF BALL-CUP! Tommy: *has a smug look on his face* You were saying? Calvin: *facepalms* Janitor: I still think my escalator plan would have worked for the best. ~~~ Ramirez and Steve: *tries to get in contact with each of their respective parties* ~~~ Slim: *continues going through the system with relative ease* Well the difficulty in hacking this thing isn't going to be too much of a problem, but the sheer amount of data is just mind boggling. Jim: Yeah! In fact I have already come across multiple folders that were filled with porn already! *looks at Sulu* By accident if I may add! Also you should try wiping most of the porn folders off your hard drive they are eating up a lot of the memory on this computer. -On the bridge- Sulu: I assure you, there are no 'porn files' under record in the main computer. In fact, the only one who is allowed to add to the mainframe, unless during speciala circumstances, is Captain Kirk or Scotty. Scotty:*walking on to the bridge* What's this I hear about porn in my computer? The closest we have to that would be medical files! AND WHY THE HELL ARE THEY AT THE CONTROLS? Explain yourselves! *to RA: Dude, I'll be adding some stuff to this, so don't 'conclude' the bridge encounter. have your gguys explain themselves, and make sure that there is a 'reply' marker to this comment somewhere in yours please.* Slim: *replies without taking her eyes off the computer* Because we are making sure there are no hidden viruses, trojans, or tampered files on you ship's computer that would lead to said ship self destructing itself... any other questions Mister Scotty? Jim: Hmmm medical files eh? So you have nude pictures of all the crew on your hard drive eh? *continues working as well* Steve: Ramirez and I are currently trying to hail both the AIA and your captain who are on the planet. Oh and would you please keep quiet I need my concentration on this stuff or else a single miss click and all hell breaks loose on the ship. Ramirez: You shouldn't be a dick Steve- Steve: Shut up Ramirez. Scotty: *eye twitching* Sulu, did you give them the controls? Sulu: *hesitates* Well, yes, sir. Scotty: *silent for a minute* I'm going to- Random Redshirt #3467: SIR! I have a report from Cargo Bay C, sir! Scotty: *sliding away from Sulu and taking the report* *reads* So, you mean to tell me there are ROBOTIC SPIDERS that have the potential to EXPLODE on my ship?! What else could go wrong?!?!?! RA: Did you say exploding spider robots? *While everyone was busy doing their parts, Calvin, Janitor, and Tommy are cautiously looking over at Registered Anonymous trying to figure out just what the hell to do with him. Calvin: Okay.... So how are we going to keep him under control? Janitor: Hmmm how about we find a upward escalator and push him down it thus putting him in a perpetual case of falling down stairs. Tommy: How about a plan that won't involve making him angrier by the second? Like this! *Suddenly Tommy pulls out a cup with a ball attached to it by a string* Janitor: ...I highly doubt that'll work. R.A.: *sees the ball-cup rushes over grabs it from Tommy and begins playing with it* OH HAPPY DAY! I WAS IN THE MOOD FOR A GOOD GAME OF BALL-CUP! Tommy: *has a smug look on his face* You were saying? Calvin: *facepalms* Janitor: I still think my escalator plan would have worked for the best. *At the two main computers* Slim: *continues going through the system with relative ease* Well the difficulty in hacking this thing isn't going to be too much of a problem, but the sheer amount of data is just mind boggling. Jim: Yeah! In fact I have already come across multiple folders that were filled with porn already! *looks at Sulu* By accident if I may add! Also you should try wiping most of the porn folders off your hard drive they are eating up a lot of the memory on this computer. *There is silence for a few moments before Sulu speaks. Seemingly shocked a bit.* Sulu: I assure you, there are no 'porn files' under record in the main computer. In fact, the only one who is allowed to add to the mainframe, unless during special circumstances, is Captain Kirk or Scotty. Now are you two actually trying to get through that buzzer field? Slim: Yes, keep your pants on boy. We're working on it. Sulu: Then why are you- *Suddenly Scotty walks onto the bridge.* Scotty:What's this I hear about porn in my computer? The closest we have to that would be medical files! AND WHY THE HELL ARE THEY AT THE CONTROLS? Explain yourselves! Slim: *replies without taking her eyes off the computer* Because we are making sure there are no hidden viruses, trojans, or tampered files on you ship's computer that would lead to said ship self destructing itself in the process... any other questions? Jim: Hmmm medical files eh? So you have nude pictures of all the crew on your hard drive eh? *continues working as well* Steve: Ramirez and I are currently trying to hail both the AIA and BRP who are still on the ship. Slim and Jim there are trying VERY hard to get through whatever it is that's blocking communication on the planet so you can hail your captain too. Oh, and would you please keep quiet I need my concentration on this stuff or else a single miss click and all hell breaks loose on the ship. Ramirez: You shouldn't be a dick Steve- Steve: Shut up Ramirez. Slim: But to answer your first question Mr. Sulu, yes we are working on it. Jim: It's not as easy as you might think though. To be completely honest, we've never seen anything like this before. We're doing the best we can, but it's like trying to play a game a Simon where it keeps making up a new color every turn. Scotty: *eye twitching* Sulu, did you give them the controls? Sulu: Well...... Yes, sir. Slim: Look, do you want us to help or not? Scotty: *silent for a minute* When this is over.... I'm going to- *Suddenly a random Redshit appears on the bridge.* Random Redshirt #3467: SIR! I have a report from Cargo Bay C, sir! *Slides away from Sulu for a second and takes the report. He then reads it for a moment.* Scotty: So, you mean to tell me there are ROBOTIC SPIDERS that have the potential to EXPLODE on my ship?! What else could go wrong?!?!?! RA: Did you say exploding spider robots? -The Dalek Flagship, The Caesar- -The Hallways- Hugh, listening to the conversation on the bridge because RA put the ball-cup down on top of the communications console, opening a channel to BRP and BS, lets BRP speak through the channel. BRP: Guys, Hugh can hack anything mechanical. I believe that it would be a good idea if such a thing was attempted on these spiders. You never know when an army of suicide arachnids may come in useful. BS: Suicide Spiders? Save a few for me; I wanna see how they tick! Anyways, onwards and upwards! Bronze Statue: Are we there yet? BRP: No. BS: Are we there yet? BRP: No. BS: Are we there yet? BRP: No. Scotty (through BRP's wrist computer): So, you mean to tell me there are ROBOTIC SPIDERS that have the potential to EXPLODE on my ship?! What else could go wrong?!?!?! RA (through BRP's wrist computer): Did you say exploding spider robots? BRP: NO-..... Wait..... *Looks at wrist computer, sees it's getting a signal.* Guys, Hugh can hack anything mechanical. I believe that it would be a good idea if such a thing was attempted on these spiders. You never know when an army of suicide arachnids may come in useful. *There is silence on the other end for a moment before suddenly they both hear shouting.* Ramirez (through BRP's wrist computer): Guys I got a line to em! BS: Suicide Spiders? Save a few for me. I wanna see how they tick. Anyways, onwards and upwards!