Wake up. See this. What do? - Part 2: Raise the Flag (comment driven story)

by RazortheAwesome

Biggest.... Understatement.... Ever...

Completely unrelated author's note:
I had Megadeth playing when I wrote this chapter and it was awesome. Go listen to Megadeth cause they are awesome. Don't ask questions just do it.

And now back to our regularly scheduled program

I would really like to give the crew of one of the ships exploding spider robots to work with because of a conversation over steam with a friend that ended with jihadist suicide camel spiders. All in favor, write in some suicide camel spiders at some point.

Meanwhile on the Roof of Roseluck's House, that she shares with Daisy and Lily...
Roseluck: Wait, you want me to WHAT?!
DXIV (sitting in a lawn chair on the roof): Look, he wants some exploding camel spiders so why not give it to them?
Roseluck: Exploding Spiders... ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR CELESTIA DAMNED MIND?!
DXIV: Is that a rhetorical question?
Roseluck: EXPLODING SPIDERS! EXPLODING SPIDERS! You mean to tell me that because some commenter on the story wants exploding spiders, you are willing to give them something that they WANT!
DXIV: Yes.
Roseluck: Are you trying to help the villain and buck the entire heroic side story campaign in the plot or not?
DXIV: Roseluck, put two and two together and you will get muffins. Exploding camel spiders inside of a tiny metal box floating casually in space plus panicked starfleet officers, Daleks, and God knows what else equals muffins.
Roseluck: Muffins?
DXIV: One great big muffin of warp core meltdown and thermonuclear explosion in the upper atmosphere.
Roseluck: Isn't there some other option to royally buck the side characters over without having me carry large crates full of squirming and exploding camel spiders onto the ships?
DXIV: Come to think of it, I do remember the exact coordinates of the USG Ishimura and the exact holding bay of the Marker...
Roseluck: Just get me the damn crates.

"Wait, you want me to WHAT!?" Roseluck practically shouted loud enough for the whole world to hear at Daedaltheus, who was laying back in a lawn chair that he got from costco looking up at the night sky.

"Look," Daedaltheus replied as he set his drink down. "He wants some exploding spider robots. So why not give him some?"

"Exploding.... Robot.... Spiders...." Roseluck said as her eye began twitching uncontrollably. "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR CELESTIA DAMN MIND!?"

"Is that a rhetorical question?" Daedaltheus asked without even changing his facial expression.

"EXPLODING SPIDERS! EXPLODING SPIDERS!!! YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT BECAUSE BRP WANTS EXPLODING SPIDERS, YOU'RE WILLING TO GIVE HIM SOMETHING HE ACTUALLY WANTS!?"

"Yes."

"Aren't you trying to help the villain in this story buck the entire side story campaign thing in the plot or something!?" Roseluck screamed at him. At that, Daedaltheus just let out a very audible sigh and turned to look at her.

"Roseluck," he began in the calm, collected voice that he aways had. "Put two and two together and you get muffins. Exploding robot spiders inside of a tiny metal box floating casually in space, plus panicked starfleet officers, daleks, and God knows what else equals muffins."

"Muffins?" Roseluck replied after a long silence, during which her actual eye may have started twitching.

"One great big muffin of warp core meltdown and thermonuclear explosion in the upper atmosphere." Daedaltheus replied with a completely straight face. Roseluck could only let out a loud sigh and bring a hoof to her face as she felt the inevitable throbbing headache begin to set in.

"Isn't there some other way to royally buck them over without me having me carry large crates full of squirming and exploding robot spiders onto their ships?" Roseluck asked. Daedaltheus put his hand to his chin in though at that, then suddenly got an evil grin on his face.

"Come to think of it," he said as his grin grew even wider. "I do remember the exact coordinates of USG Ishimura, and the exact holding bay of the Marker."

"Just tell me where I can get the damn crates," Roseluck said as she brought both hooves to her face. Her previous little headache had become a full on migraine.

(So yeah.... you all might be getting crates filled with exploding robot spiders at some point. Use them wisely.)

Go home with Lyra and Bon Bon.
1. If you do get attacked again, a house has more easy escape options than a hospital room.
2. If you don't get attacked, better beds and better food at Lyra and Bon Bon's house.
3. If you're alone in a house, you're more likely to get a random Dues ex Machina visitor.
4. If you start talking to Ghost Pinkie in the hospital, you're never getting out.

Jason, go home. Then eat. Once again, using epic magic powers burns hella calories when Stephen King's creations are involved. (I point you to Insomnia.)

1 : go home
2 : ask lyra if she thinks the trauma means that you could acquire medicinal grade marijuana
3 : delve into your mind and begin tripping on life and the horror you witnessed in the fight as you walk
or
4 : sing don't worry be happy now

What's the point in staying in the hospital when you're feeling fine?
Go home with Lyra and Bon Bon, the clown might expect you to be at the hospital since it wounded you.
In fact, catch up with the rest of the girls before they leave. I mean you just showed them a friggin demon clown and how it almost devoured you, try to stick together and get word to the Princess for guards or something. Hell, you should get Rainbow Dash scouring the skies looking for the hind, Your Great Grandfather is still out there.
Also, give the girls more forewarning about the clown, tell them to stick together and not wander off alone and to avoid Balloons at all cost (Cue Sad Pinkie )

Well, you'd best look at the pros and cons. Pros: The hospital food is not that bad, Pinkie is bringing cupcakes tomorrow, everyone is feeling sorry for you, and you are being pampered. Cons: No weed. No clothes. No freedom of movement. No meat.
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You have to leave. And then go hunting. YOu NEED MEAT! AND BACON! SIZZLING ANIMAL FLESH. YOU WANT IT! YOU NEED IT!

Hmmmm lets see one one hand delicious hospital food, wonderful nursing staff, and a comfy bed. On the other Lyra and Bon Bon, marijuana, and possibly cookies to eat after getting high... Go home with Lyra Jason, weed trumps all.

You should go home with Lyra. While, under normal circumstances, I'd recommend staying at the hospital, these certainly aren't normal circumstances. You don't know if that pony Pennywise will return, and attack you- or even worse, your friends. Heck, it might even have allies- like that Slenderman... pony... You never know. After what happened yesterday, anything is possible... It's best for you to leave the hospital, since you don't seem to have any more serious injuries. I doubt the hospital would be able to secure your safety from anything like that. You should be with your friends- both to protect them, and be protected BY them. Also, you should try to comfort your friends as soon as possible. You just showed them all some pretty brutal stuff- they're probably in shock from the horrible stuff they saw. Once the shock wears off, they'll all probably be freaking out. Best calm them down if that happens.

Main Story: You must go home! With that clown thingy on the run, and from how much damage it can deal, action MUST be taken. Besides, you don't want innocent little foals going missing, especially when you have the POWER to prevent that.

Yes. Go home with Lyra.
Also, meat? You're in a land of sapient ponies, conform to their values damnit!
Besides, from the looks of things most animals here are at least semi-sapient as well.

Tell Lyra that you feel safer in her hooves, and decide to go home. Also learn that ponies not only have movies, but also video game, and get confused by Equestria's inconsistent technology.

Go home and eat something.

Jason, you almost died. Be sensible for once in your life. Go home, get some fucking sleep, then wake up, get high, walk the dinosaur, narrowly avoid some sort of catastrophe (including cats) and above all DON'T EAT ANY PONY SHAPED OBJECTS! This is incredibly important for some ethereal reason.

Go home and rest. You're recovering fine and it'll be nice to relax at Lyra and Bon Bon's again.

Well, at this point it would see that the vote is unanimous (well except for maybe one). Even though you have no idea which vote you are thinking about. Hell, now that you are thinking about it. What vote? You literally just heard what Lyra said and there was only one clear answer to you. So what voting was going on?

Meh, that's not important now.

If it's really okay for you to leave, then you don't see a reason why you shouldn't. That, and for some reason, you don't feel exactly safe here. Sure, Lyra and Bon Bon's house might not have been that much safer (considering that you've nearly been caught there twice), but you just feel more comfortable there. Maybe it's because of strength in numbers, or maybe it's just cause you feel safer around your friends, but in any case, you for certain don't wanna stay here.

Plus, their couch is more comfortable than this bed, and they have better food over there. Sure, the eggs you got weren't that bad, but you've had better. Plus they also have the other stuff.... Though given what you've just seen. Getting high is really the last thing you want to do right now.

Think about it. You just witnessed something that was the stuff of nightmares. Why would you wanna get intoxicated after that? Plus, if what it told you was any indication, it would be coming back.

Also you're really hungry. God you could really go for a bacon cheeseburger right now.... Or something with meat..... God you miss meat.... Alas, in a world full of herbivores, that's not gonna happen. Oh well, at least they have cupcakes.... and pies.

From the look on Lyra's face, you're guessing that she feels the same way.

"Well..." you begin. "If I can leave. I'd like to." The moment you say that, Lyra suddenly smiles. Seems like she wanted you to come home too. "I don't want to stay here if I don't have to."

"Great," Lyra says. You think you can see a tear fall from her eye as she says that.

"All right, if that's what you want." You suddenly hear the doctor say as he comes around to your left. "We'll need you to sign this release first before you can go, if that's okay."

"All right," you reply as he floats a clipboard with some kind of hospital form on it towards you as well as a pen with his magic. You take the pen with your left hand and sign the form as best you can. Since it's your left hand, it's kind of awkward for you, but you manage.

"Okay," the doctor says as he takes the clipboard away from you. Seeming satisfied. "There are still a few more things we need to do before we can let you go, mostly just some more paperwork, but it shouldn't take more than a few minutes."

"That's all right," you say as you turn your attention back to Lyra. After a moment the doctor leaves. Once he's out, Lyra wraps her hooves around you one more time and hugs you.... gently this time. You return the hug as best you can with your one arm.

The two of you stay there for only a moment before you let go and she has to leave. She doesn't say anything as she walks out of the room, but you can tell she's happy. You'd be happy too.

And with that, there's no one else in the room. You're alone. No one to talk to, no one to bother you.... it's kind of nice actually. Kind of.... peaceful.

And then all that peacefulness is shattered by what sounds like a high pitched fangirl squeal as you suddenly feel something press itself against your left cheek. You look over to see.... of all ponies, Ghost Pinkie Pie, who, for an apparent lack of hooves or appendages of any kind, is attempting to hug you by pressing her face up against yours. Also she's still doing that high pitch squeal.... It's kind of annoying.

"Oh Jason!" She says after she finally stops squealing. "I'm so SO SO SO SO SO SO SOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSO GLAD THAT YOU ARE OKAY!!!" Then after that, she pulls her face away from yours. "I'm sorry I didn't say anything earlier, but I couldn't because the real Pinkie Pie was here and I can't be here if the real Pinkie Pie was here because if I was here when the real Pinkie Pie was here then there'd be too many Pinkie Pies in the room and if there are too many Pinkie Pie's in the room than it'd be absolute chaos and if it'd be absolute chaos than the whole of reality would unfold in on itself and in the whole of reality unfolded in on itself than OOOOOOOHHHH WHATEVERI'MJUSTGLADYOU'REOKAY!!!!" And with that, she shoves her face back into yours. If she had hooves. She'd probably throw them around you too.

"Me too," is all you can say to her. "Me too...."

After about 15 minutes of waiting, the doctor and one of the other nurses came back. The nurse, brandishing a pair of scissors, carefully cut off all of your bandages. Though since there were a lot it took a while. The more she cut off though, the more you saw that all of your wounds had completely healed, as if they were never even there.

Ordinarily, this would be a total shock to you, but....

'Signantes vulnera,' that was what your great-grandfather said to you before he fought that demonic clown... thing. If you understood it right. It means "sealing wounds" or something to that effect. Your great-grandfather healed you. That had to be it. It's the only reason you're still alive. No way you could have healed from wounds like that so quickly.

Eventually, with the help of the nurse, you get all the bandages off, and they bring your clothes back to you, which they washed and, with the help of Rarity, repaired for you. According to them, she stayed up all night fixing them when she found out what happened. Which was strange since she seemed just fine when you saw her a moment ago.... well... apart from being worried out of her mind, but that was beside the point.

Anyway. You get your clothes and shoes back on and slide yourself out of the bed. Your feet hurt a little bit as they touch the ground, and your legs and knees feel a little stiff. You also notice that you're having a little bit of trouble closing your right hand, like it's also stiff.

"You might feel a little sore," the doctor said to you. "But otherwise, you should be just fine. If anything happens, let us know. You're always welcome to come back."

"Thanks," you say to him as you slowly make your way towards the door. It hurts to walk a little, but not that much. Eventually, you reach the waiting room, where you find Lyra and Bon Bon waiting for you. The looks on their faces instantly brighten up the moment they see you. Seems as if everyone else has gone home.

So with that, the three of you say your goodbyes to the hospital and walk out the door. After you take a few steps though, you almost fall for a moment but stop yourself.

"Woah easy, easy," Bon Bon says as she catches you, but doesn't really need to.

"I'm fine," you say to her.

"Um, if you want..." she says. "You can lean on me, and I'll help you-"

"No, it's all right," you say to her. Part of you really wants to get back there on your own for some reason. Bon Bon looks like she really wants to say something, to protest, but she holds her tongue and doesn't say anything. You just get back to your feet and get moving again, albeit slowly. Lyra and Bon Bon walk slowly with you at both your sides in case anything happens.

"You know..." you say to them once you're a good distance away from the hospital. "Now that I think about it, we should have asked if we could have gotten some medical grade stuff from them." You say with a smirk. It takes them a moment to get it, but once they do, they both just giggle aloud.

"They get their stuff from Fluttershy too," Lyra says to you after she's done giggling. "So it's all the same stuff."

"Oh," is all you say. Just then it occurs to you that in a place like this, Fluttershy probably doesn't have the knowledge, the equipment, or the know how to make variations of her plants, much less stronger or not as strong ones. After all, all the ones you've been smoking are all pretty much the same. Still. It is good stuff.

"Besides," Bon Bon says with a wink. "We have some at home." Well, that's reassuring. You guess.

4 : sing don't worry be happy now.

As the three of you walk, you strangely feel the urge to whistle a little bit, so you do. You don't know why, but you do.

As you start whistling, you suddenly notice Ghost Pinkie Pie start singing.

"Do doo do. Do doo do. Do doo do." She just keeps doing that.

This continues between the two of you for a moment. At least, until you start singing.

"Here's a little song I wrote,
You might want to sing it note for note,
Don't worry, be happy,"

You start singing as Lyra and Bon Bon start whistling with you. Apparently they're enjoying the tune.

Before the three of you can even reach the next verse however, you get close to the center of town, and you have to stop as you notice something.

"That wasn't there earlier," Lyra says, confused as the three of you look towards the center of town.

There was a carriage parked in the middle of the town square surrounded by a massive crowd of ponies that just seemed to drop whatever it was they were doing to go see what was going on, though there were four royal guard ponies preventing any of them from getting close to the carriage.

"That's a royal carriage," Bon Bon says. Apparently she and Lyra are just as surprised as you were to see that. Suddenly, a thought dawns on you.

"Did any of you guys send any kind of message to Celestia after I ended up in the hospital?"

"Not that I know of," Lyra responds. "I didn't, and I don't think any of the others did. None of them said anything about it." Okay, that clears that up, sort of. You can't see inside the carriage, but if it's not Princess Celestia....

But for the love of God, do not just shrug this off, be on your guard and start making a plan right now, who knows what else is in Equestria with your Grandfather on patrol

Enter Risen Flag
I Want It All / We Will Rock You [Mash-Up] by Queen (feat. Armageddon)

Suddenly, the carriage door opens, and a dark brown unicorn stallion with black hair and a suit steps out, shortly followed by a light blue unicorn mare wearing a similar suit, though it was grey, and a white, earth pony stallion with a dark brown, nicely combed mane wearing a different kind of suit.

The moment they all stepped out of the carriage, all the ponies around them fell silent as they separated, as if on command, as the three of them walked right through them straight towards Town Hall. The four royal guard ponies on all sides of them. The brown unicorn nodded, waved, and acknowledged the ponies around him as he walked. You even saw a few mares swoon at the sight of him. The light blue unicorn seemed to be trying to ignore this.

Still.... these three.... they seemed.... familiar.

Then suddenly, despite the distance between you and the amount of ponies in between the two of you, the brown unicorn looks like at you. Well, he looks in your direction, but you can feel it. He's looking right at you. His red eyes are locked right on to you. Then, suddenly. It hits you.

You have seen this pony before.

Risen Flagg.

It was that pony senator that you met in Canterlot when you first arrived at the castle. He seemed polite enough but... something didn't sit right with him, and now that you see him again. Something still doesn't. You recognize the mare too. She was there too. You're guessing she was some kind of personal assistant to him. You don't recognize the white earth pony though. You've never seen him before. He just seems to be ignoring everyone as he walks through them.

But Risen Flagg though.

His eyes never leave yours. Though it's only for a moment, it feels like forever to you. As he looks right at you. Even from where you are. You watch the expression on his face change from the pleasant one he had before... to one that might as well have screamed at you "I will end you."

Then, as quickly as it happened. It's over. He looks back where he going and at the crowd around him and continues towards Town Hall.

Risen Flagg....

Risen Flagg is in Ponyville.

What do you do?

Sweet Apple Acres

LS: C'mon, Brauburn, let's investigate.
BB: Aren't we gonna wait for AJ?
LS: We aren't gonna LEAVE per se, we are just gonna take a look at the orchard.
BB: Oh I get it, somethin' spooked the foals, and has to be pretty close for them to look for AJ first.
LS: So, let's go.
BB: We'll be right back Granny!
GS: Alright!

(As it happens)

The Engine Room

-On the Enterprise-
Scotty: I repeat! This is Acting Captain Scott of the USS Enterprise. If you can hear me, please respond.
Chekov: Sir, is there a way to boost the signal?
Scotty: Perhaps. You said it uses radio waves as a means of communication, right? Similar to how we use the multi-phasic photon waves for intersystem communication?
Chekov: Yes, Sir.
Scotty: If I can crosswire the communication array into the deflector dish I might be able amplify the intensity and send the waves farther. But that would require more power than we have...
...

(As it were up to this point)

The Corridors

Meanwhile, in the corridors

Dalek Drones to the others: Halt! We were given orders to escort you!

*whilst carrying RA, to Steve* So, when we're at the Enterprise, wanna hit the holodecks for a bit?
Steve: You can't be serious. We're in the middle of fighting an eldritch horror, we're running out of oxygen, we're carrying a FUCKING PSYCHOPATH-
RA: Eyyyyyy!
Steve: -and you suggest ENTERTAINMENT???
Me: Yeah, pretty much.
*Steve just stares*
Me: It's better than panicking and screaming like morons.

R.A.: *Is still slightly perturbed that his hackers have names*

*suddenly Scott's voice starts coming from BRP's communicator*

R.A.: *grabs BRP's communicator watch and says* Hello this is the Fuck You Fat Guy Crew how can we be of assistance?

Steve: ... Why? Just why? *bows his head in shame*

Nana: Uhh... This is Artificial Intelligence NANA with present company the dalek crew, hackers, RA, BRP, and Artificial Intelligence John Hugh. We are currently in a haste towards your location. We'll be exiting through the bays, I repeat, we'll be exiting through bays. I suggest that you get your oxygen up and running for some of us. We are losing air and have too little tine to compensate. >> Bronze Statue, Steve! Stop wasting your air on topics about cookies!

BRP: Oh shit guys, just forgot about this.

Steve (hacker 1): What?

BRP *closes lower part of helmet visor. Is no longer using oxygen from the rest of the ship*

Steve: YOU MEAN YOU COULD HAVE DONE THAT THE WHOLE TIME!?

BRP *his voice is being projected by speakers*: I guess. As I said, I forgot. I guess I panicked a little at the thought of asphyxiation.

Steve: So you forgot the only way to guarantee that you yourself could save yourself from asphyxiation?

BRP: Yup, funny how that works.

*Everyone is still running to try and get to the Enterprise.*

Dalek Drones 1 and 2: Halt! We were given orders to escort you!

Steve: Well then escort us. Hurry up!

Registered Anomymous: *mumbles something unintelligible. Apparently he's kind of perturbed that his hackers have names.*

Bronze Statue: So, when we're at the Enterprise, wanna hit the holodecks for a bit?

Steve: You can't be serious. We're in the middle of fighting an eldritch horror, we're running out of oxygen, we're carrying a FUCKING PSYCHOPATH-

RA: Eyyyyyy!

Steve: -and you suggest ENTERTAINMENT???

BS: Yeah, pretty much.

*Steve just stares at him.*

BS: It's better than panicking and screaming like morons.

*Suddenly, Scotty's voice comes through BRP's wrist computer. Registered Anonymous, suddenly no longer unconscious or drugged out, grabs BRP's wrist and talks into it.

RA: Hello this is the Fuck You Fat Guy Crew how can we be of assistance?

Steve: WHY!? JUST WHY!? *bows head in shame*

*Suddenly, the avatar of RazortheAwesome shows up*

???: Oops, sorry, one moment.

*Suddenly snaps his fingers, and Registered Anonymous disappears in a puff of smoke.*

Steve, BS, and all the hackers one by one: What th-!

???: Oh he'll be fine. I've sent him somewhere where he won't bother you and he can have fun at the same time. In the meantime though, I suggest you all get to the Enterprise as fast as you can. Also, you're all gonna temporarily forget that Registered Anonymous existed until he comes back. Oh, and you're not gonna remember this conversation either. So yeah, bye.

*He suddenly disappears.*

Steve: Okay....

BS: Weren't we carrying someone?

Steve: I'm not sure.

Nana: We hear you, Captain. This is Artificial Intelligence NANA with present company, some of the dalek crew, the hackers, RA, BRP, and Artificial Intelligence Hugh Jackman. We are currently making our way towards your location. We'll be exiting through the bays, I repeat, we'll be exiting through bays. I suggest that you get your oxygen up and running for some of us. We are losing air and have too little time to compensate. Also if you have any way for us to pass the gap between the bay door and your ship, tell us, cause we need it. We have no way to cross on our own at the moment.

BRP: Oh shit guys! I forgot about this.

*BRP closes the lower part of his helmet visor. He is now using his own oxygen and not the oxygen from the ship.*

Steve: YOU MEAN YOU COULD HAVE DONE THAT THE WHOLE TIME!?

BRP *his voice is being projected by speakers*: I guess. Like I said, I forgot. I guess I panicked a little at the thought of asphyxiation.

Steve: So you forgot the only way to guarantee that you yourself could save yourself from asphyxiation?

BRP: Yup, funny how that works.

Somewhere else on the ship

Me: *I fall onto the floor of the auxiliary room and reform into snake form* Hmph… I can smell you, Slender… HEY! There's where I put my Usain Bolt DNA! *grab small vial of blood on a table, and put it into my squeedlyspooch, and NO that does not mean anus… more like a small mouth-thing on my stomach area* There we go… *turn into Usain Bolt* Now… let's play tag… you're it! *Dash away extremely fast*

Slender: … *begins warping after me*

My head: Wow, I'm really glad I got Usain Bolt at his prime! Any other time and I'd be dead now!

Me on the outside: COME AT ME, BRO! *looks over shoulder, he's right behind me* IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?

*dashes even faster*

*Swimming Dalek flies out from one of the air ducts as dust and falls to the floor, where he returns to his normal, snake form and looks around.*

Swimming Dalek: Where are you? ..... *silence* I know you're out there Slender.... I can smell you.

*Suddenly, there is a noise that sounds like static, Swimming Dalek turns to see Slenderpony at the end of a long corridor. He slithers as fast as he can towards him, which is pretty damn fast, but by the time he reaches him, he is gone.*

SD: *Looks around. Sees nothing. There isn't even any noise* So that's how you wanna play this? All right... Let's play.

*Transforms into dust again and floats away.*

???

???: This is for saying that you could kick my ass in the last Ask Me Anything blog I did. *Snaps fingers*

*Suddenly, Registered Anonymous is able to move again, his paralysis having been fully restored, and his vision comes back, as if it were never even gone. Cause it wasn't. He's standing in what looks like the Roman Colosseum, only back when it was in it's prime. Instead of people in the audience though, there are bears. There are bears sitting in the colosseum. RA is standing in the middle of the arena with only what he has on him, and looks around. Surrounding him, on all sides. Are ten, very large, very angry, very rabid, and very hungry looking grizzly bears. All armed to the teeth. Some have blades on them. One has what looks like laser cannons strapped to it's back, one is a mutant with tentacles instead of feet and bat wings, and the others are all nice and varied. No two are the same. And they all want of piece of RA.*

RA: *this pretty much sums up his reaction*

AIA headquarters

* Meanwhile, at the AIA HQ.*
GR: *kicks door* Can anypony fix this? I think it's broken!
Secretary: Sir, please refrain from kicking the doors. Do you have any idea how strong your bucks are?

(Happens as is)

Zecora's hut

Gordon Freebrony vs James Tiberius Kirk
The Gorn
(This was the closest thing I could find to the Gorn fight music, but hey, it works.)

*Both Gordon and Kirk get back on their feet. Kirk opens by throwing a punch, which Gordon dodges. Kirk then throws another one, but Gordon blocks it and throws his own. Kirk dodges it and then throws an uppercut, which hits Gordon right in the chin and knocks him back. Kirk then walks over to Gordon and tries to kick him, but Gordon manages to do a sweep kick while he's on the ground and kicks out Kirk's legs. Gordon then gets back up and tries to kick Kirk in the head, but Kirk manages to roll out of the way and back onto his feet. Gordon runs at him and throws a punch, but Kirk dodges it, grabs Gordon, and throws him into a nearby tree that was behind him. Gordon takes a moment to recover, but as he does he sees Kirk coming at him with another punch. He ducks out of the way and makes Kirk punch the tree, which hurts his hand. Gordon then grabs Kirk by the neck, and then knees him in the stomach, which cause Kirk to double back in pain. Gordon then takes this opportunity to punch Kirk in the face, which knocks him back a little. Gordon then throws another punch, which also hits, then throws another, but Kirk dodges this one and punches Gordon right in the gut. Kirk then brings up his right arm and elbows Gordon in the back, knocking him to the ground. Kirk goes to kick him again, but Gordon rolls out of the way. Kirk runs over to him and tries to step on him, but Gordon grabs his foot and throws it back, making Kirk fall on his ass again as Gordon gets back up. Kirk recovers quickly though. The two of them stare each other down for a moment.

Zecora doesn't even know what to think of what she is seeing. She's just standing there, confused, her stick still raised just in case. Spock watches silently, as does McCoy.

Kirk and Gordon then run at each other. Kirk throws a punch, but Gordon grabs his fist. Gordon then throws his own punch, but Kirk grabs it too. They both hold that spot for several moments, looking right into each other's eyes.

Suddenly, before they can do anything else. Spock walks up to them and nerve pinches them both, which causes them to fall to the floor, unconscious. Spock then looks over to Zecora, who still doesn't even know how to comprehend what she had just seen let alone think of anything about it.

McCoy however, says nothing and looks between Spock and Zecora. He then looks past Zecora for a moment and sees this thing staring back at him from behind a tree. It looks at him for only a moment before it ducks back into the bushes, never to be seen again.

McCoy just passes it off as random wildlife and turns his attention back to what is important.