Dimitri was an average gopnik who had emerged from the remains of the Soviet Army. Then he got transported to Equestria by Celestia. She told him to go make friends in Ponyville. She also destroyed all his vodka, calling it poison. He swears revenge.

Short one-shot in honor of the founding of the Red Army this year that I forgot about.

Sunset Shimmer makes a beanaroni pizza.

Rainbow Dash visits.

Sunset cries a little.

To my everlasting shame, part of the Beanis Cinematic Universe

Dammit Syeekoh

Warnings: Rich, protein laden continuity

‘Twas the midmost of winter and into the town was a place where laughter, and cheer could be found. Ponies roamed through the streets with smiles on their faces, seeing bakeries, toy stores and other neat places.
But this is the part where the story gets weird, for this year's Hearth's Warming turns out worse than they feared. When Ponyville is introduced to its newest invader, a man dressed in black whose name is Darth Vader.

Written for the Hearth's Warming Eve Hearth's Warming Contest! (2nd Place :D)

WIL_I_ZIN (DRAMATIC READING)

hystericaldominolego reading

Pump It Up reading

Epic Pancake Productions reading

Downunda Thunda reading

PhantomBrony reading

AliCentaurBrony reading

SoraKirin reading

FanFics Anonymous reading (Mature)

Darth Redbeard reading

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The winds were a-howlin'
The dogs were a-barkin'
The night ponies met a man
Called Grand Moff Tarkin.

Inspired by last year's epic Darth's Warming Eve, by Follow Focus.

After a freak accident, Princess Celestia finds herself in a whole new universe. As she seeks a way home, she is captured by none other than Team Rocket.

Welp.

Now on TV Tropes.

Many ponies claim to be the Seventh Element of Love/Honor/Fluffy Kittens/Whatever, all in the name of superficial love and glory. Many seek to fight monsters, to claim famous mares as their lovers, or to just stroke their egos. Enough for the Powers That Be to notice.

Chuck Norris is not happy.

Chuck Norris is going to slap roundhouse kick a filly.

Incredible thanks to Regidar and ThatOneWriter for helping me out by prereading it!

Special thanks to Manes for giving me the inspiration I needed to finish this!

Rarity scrunches her muzzle to its limits.

Twilight goes to Cantertlot to talk to Celestia about a crush she developed on somepony.

This has been nagging me ever since I thought about it. So eventualy I said 'screw it', and decided to write this and post it.

This was just an idea so I don't care if it's good or bad. So have at it with this story hate it or love it. I didn't intend for this to be good or liked, all I wanted to do was write this idea down, post it and be done with it. Also I never tried to make it good all it was was an idea.

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Ponyville is no stranger to people dropping in unannounced, but even the Elements of Harmony probably weren't ready for a four fingered yellow biped to literally fall out of the sky. His name is Homer J Simpson, and his chance arrival will forever alter the course of Equestrian History in ways beyond their imagination...or maybe not.

It's also just as likely he's going to drive somebody (er, somepony) up the wall as he struggles to adapt to a society where clothing is optional, television is nonexistent, and the closest thing to alcohol is apple cider. All the while trying to find a way home. Will he succeed? Will he get back in touch with the man he used to be before twenty nine seasons worth of content turned him into a hollow shell of his former self?

Hell if I know. Should be fun to watch though.

Inspired by the story 'A Homeric Epic in Equestria'

NOTE: Takes place at the end of the Tree house of Horror Episode 'Homer Cubed' as an alternative ending.

1/12/2019 My first one thousand viewers! Thank you all so much

6/19/2020 HOW THE HELL DID I WIND UP ON THE FEATURED LIST?!?

8/13/2020 I finally reached one hundred likes, thank you everyone!

Springfield's dullest and fattest nuclear safety inspector was just watching TV mowing the lawn one day, when a mysterious portal to another world sucked him up and dropped him off in Ponyville. Now Twilight and friends have to barely tolerate help Homer fit in, as Equestria undergoes mysterious changes.

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