The worst type of person alive, a bank teller. (and also not a brony)
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Dimitri was an average gopnik who had emerged from the remains of the Soviet Army. Then he got transported to Equestria by Celestia. She told him to go make friends in Ponyville. She also destroyed all his vodka, calling it poison. He swears revenge.
Short one-shot in honor of the founding of the Red Army this year that I forgot about.
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9016638
This guy knows what’s up
К чёрту с тобою..
9018281
Why?
9018311
История совсем из бардака.
9018319
Eh. It’s supposed to be that terrible anyway. It doesn’t hurt anyone. It’s supposed to be funny. A joke.
This story was so bad, it's good. How much vodka did you drink before writing this?
9018335
None. It was originally intended to be serious but I kinda gave up and replaced the concept. It was originally about ponies reading about Russian history but I didn’t have the time. So I kinda give up.
I Have No Words.
9018300 3/10 needs more Nikita Khrushchev
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9018533
2/10 needs more Leonid Brezhnev
This cyka my blyats
One question: ЧТО ЭТО БЫЛО?! Это настолько плохо, что даже хорошо.
9018554
It is a joke :)
It is not supposed to offend.
9018558
Yeah, I got it. Also, thanks for the good mood. Today was not a ver good day for me and nice portion of good thrash is just what doctor ordered :)
9018582
Thanks!
What the fuck did I just read?
9018661
You don’t want to know
I don't even know...
9018673
What?
9018674
Exactly)
Top quality content as always.
7/8 Vodka shots
Vodka is for women and tossers. Men drink whiskey.
Not enough blyats and swearing for gopno speak. Here, I improved it.
Now Dmitri sound like a true Russian gopnik.
9018959
It’s an American!
9019099
Thanks.
I’ve never really talked to a gopnik, so thanks.
What. Da. Fuck.
That's some guud umpf material thare.
9018959
Whiksey is for rednecks, moonshine for hillbilles, vodka for russians.
9020236
And
beerbier for Germans:| ?????????????
9020247
Beer is more global than that.
9020975
I know. Beer is. But not bier
7/10. A jolly good romp from start to finish, although it is brought down a bit by its over-reliance on purple prose. The common reader might find it hard to get through this story without a dictionary! I was originally going to rate this an 8 because of that, but I realized I actually can't read, so I went with a more conservative rating.
/k/ommando proud.
if mecca was destroyed all the muslims would start spinning on their praying mats like broken compasses
My thoughts after reading this chapter-
"i am going to firebomb moscow
red square will burn
ST BASIL'S WILL FALL
I WILL LEVEL THE KREMLIN
IN THE NAME OF PONES
you touch the pones
we break your bones
you stab best pone with a broken vodka bottle
i wipe the capital of your country off the face of the Earth"
A flawless masterpiece
What the fuck?
9239357
you do not want to know
O kurwa
What in Holy Jan Pawel did I of justings readings
O nie rosja
9300509
:)
What the fuck did i read and give me your drugs now
9326404
dr0g iz mein
9326596
Nah mine now cyka APYR IS now mine
I think stalin would approve of this true son of the motherlands action
I think the same guy just added this to every category of "Absolutely Disgusting" lol
This is really, really low. This is hardly a story. A lot of expletives in the titles and the text. Extremely low word count. Extra-annoying if you speak Russian.
When action or drama fails, we can at least laugh at it. When a bad comedy fails.... You get the idea.