“Finally, blyat!” After leaving the train, stabbed at least 10 ponies, blowing up a Royal Guard station and putting a landmine in the mane of a certain Best Princesss, Dimitri finally made it to CanterMount Castle. He quickly made his way up to the Throne Room after a liberal application of pencil to a couple of guards’ hearts.
“Hello SunAss!” Dimitri yelled as he ran to Celestia.
“What? I thought you were in Ponyville! How did you get here?”
“It’s called a liberal application of glass and high explosives, suka.”
“If you so much as hurt a hair on any of my little ponies I will-“
“I stabbed Twilight Sparkle, the suka.”
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” A resounding scream of fear and rage rippled throughout Canterabury as Celestia heard the news of her prized pupil’s death.
“Blah blah blah gimme vodka or the blue one dies, blyat.”
“You... you monster!”
“BLYAT! Give me vodka or the blue one dies, blyat.”
Princess Celestia’s response was to scream in rage and attack Dimitri with all her might.
My thoughts after reading this chapter-
"i am going to firebomb moscow
red square will burn
ST BASIL'S WILL FALL
I WILL LEVEL THE KREMLIN
IN THE NAME OF PONES
you touch the pones
we break your bones
you stab best pone with a broken vodka bottle
i wipe the capital of your country off the face of the Earth"
I think stalin would approve of this true son of the motherlands action
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nah. You'd get shot before you could even enact step one of your plan.
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Once I tried setting Moscow on fire, but the fire froze, so I suppose that's not possible.
The fire just lasted long enough for the French to retreat.