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// That’s right. Every time skip is a new chapter! 
// Story: oi blyat 
// by Russian Bank Teller 
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“Finally, blyat!” After leaving the train, stabbed at least 10 ponies, blowing up a Royal Guard station and putting a landmine in the mane of a certain Best Princesss, Dimitri finally made it to CanterMount Castle. He quickly made his way up to the Throne Room after a liberal application of pencil to a couple of guards’ hearts. 

“Hello SunAss!” Dimitri yelled as he ran to Celestia.

“What? I thought you were in Ponyville! How did you get here?”

“It’s called a liberal application of glass and high explosives, suka.”

“If you so much as hurt a hair on any of my little ponies I will-“

“I stabbed Twilight Sparkle, the suka.”

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” A resounding scream of fear and rage rippled throughout Canterabury as Celestia heard the news of her prized pupil’s death. 

“Blah blah blah gimme vodka or the blue one dies, blyat.”

“You... you monster!”

“BLYAT! Give me vodka or the blue one dies, blyat.”

Princess Celestia’s response was to scream in rage and attack Dimitri with all her might.