• Published 1st Jul 2018
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oi blyat - Russian Bank Teller



Angry former army gopnik tries to kill Celestial after she accidentally destroyed his vodka. Hilarity Ensuses

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Knock Knock. Who’s there? NUCLEAR WEAPONS

“And that, my litttle ponies is how Nightmare Shining Armour, YES IT IS SPELLED WITH A “U”, killed Sombra with a pen.”
Said Mrs. Cadence as she showed all her little foals a statue of a pony with a pen through his eye.

“But what about Spike?”

“He was brutallly murdered with a quill.”

“Oh.”

“Now, we will move on to this huge bomb.”

Then everything exploded and the whole class died. But it wasn’t a nuclear weapon.