//------------------------------// // Knock Knock. Who’s there? NUCLEAR WEAPONS // Story: oi blyat // by Russian Bank Teller //------------------------------// “And that, my litttle ponies is how Nightmare Shining Armour, YES IT IS SPELLED WITH A “U”, killed Sombra with a pen.” Said Mrs. Cadence as she showed all her little foals a statue of a pony with a pen through his eye. “But what about Spike?” “He was brutallly murdered with a quill.” “Oh.” “Now, we will move on to this huge bomb.” Then everything exploded and the whole class died. But it wasn’t a nuclear weapon.