oi blyat

by Russian Bank Teller

The End?

“Blyat” Dimitri swore as he realized he just killed the entire pony population by stabbing Princess Celestia and cutting off Best Princess’s horn. He proceeded to the balcony of CanterBurrow castle.

“CITIZENS OF CANTERCHINA, I AM YOUR NEW RULER!”

Of course no one heard him because he didn’t have the Royal CanterLotsofPone voice. Oh well. A man can try at least.

Then Everyone Died

Meanwhile on Earth

Adolphus Hitler (better known as Todd Howard) made fallout 5.
And Jesus H. Christ (better known as Gabe Newell made Half Life 2.5
Everyone cried

Oh, and Transdniestria became internationally recognized by every country in the world except Moldova. Because fuck Moldova.

THE END QUESTION MARK QUESTION MARK??

Comments

[kalash93]

К чёрту с тобою..

[Russian Bank Teller]

9018281
Why?

[kalash93]

9018311
История совсем из бардака.

[Russian Bank Teller]

9018319
Eh. It’s supposed to be that terrible anyway. It doesn’t hurt anyone. It’s supposed to be funny. A joke.

[SomeRandomPone]

This story was so bad, it's good. How much vodka did you drink before writing this?

[warpsmith]

[Russian Bank Teller]

9018335
None. It was originally intended to be serious but I kinda gave up and replaced the concept. It was originally about ponies reading about Russian history but I didn’t have the time. So I kinda give up.

[TearingNose24]

I Have No Words.

[moviemaster8510]

9018300 3/10 needs more Nikita Khrushchev

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[Russian Bank Teller]

9018533
2/10 needs more Leonid Brezhnev

[King Leoric]

This cyka my blyats

[Tama_N]

One question: ЧТО ЭТО БЫЛО?! Это настолько плохо, что даже хорошо.

[Russian Bank Teller]

9018554
It is a joke :)
It is not supposed to offend.

[Tama_N]

9018558
Yeah, I got it. Also, thanks for the good mood. Today was not a ver good day for me and nice portion of good thrash is just what doctor ordered :)

[Russian Bank Teller]

9018582
Thanks!

[D48]

What the fuck did I just read?

[Russian Bank Teller]

9018661
You don’t want to know

[Written fluke]

I don't even know...

[Russian Bank Teller]

9018673
What?

[Samellan]

9018674
Exactly)

[Marmo]

Top quality content as always.
7/8 Vodka shots

[DAMN HAMSTER]

Vodka is for women and tossers. Men drink whiskey.

[Russian Bank Teller]

9018959
It’s an American!

[Russian Bank Teller]

9019099
Thanks.

I’ve never really talked to a gopnik, so thanks.

[Centurion Pike-Wall]

What. Da. Fuck.

[LILDASHIEGRINGO]

That's some guud umpf material thare.

[sillers]

9018959
Whiksey is for rednecks, moonshine for hillbilles, vodka for russians.

[Russian Bank Teller]

9020236
And beer bier for Germans

[darktempest]

:| ?????????????

[sillers]

9020247
Beer is more global than that.

[Russian Bank Teller]

9020975
I know. Beer is. But not bier

[Diamond *swag* Tiara]

7/10. A jolly good romp from start to finish, although it is brought down a bit by its over-reliance on purple prose. The common reader might find it hard to get through this story without a dictionary! I was originally going to rate this an 8 because of that, but I realized I actually can't read, so I went with a more conservative rating.

[crossed]

/k/ommando proud.

[none that is holy]

if mecca was destroyed all the muslims would start spinning on their praying mats like broken compasses

[The1templar]

A flawless masterpiece

[Profesionalac]

What the fuck?

[Russian Bank Teller]

9239357
you do not want to know

[Knifepony]

O kurwa
What in Holy Jan Pawel did I of justings readings
O nie rosja

[Russian Bank Teller]

9300509
:)

[RobertLuller_Bass]

What the fuck did i read and give me your drugs now

[Russian Bank Teller]

9326404
dr0g iz mein

[RobertLuller_Bass]

9326596
Nah mine now cyka APYR IS now mine

[Boof Man]

I think the same guy just added this to every category of "Absolutely Disgusting" lol

[quakeSanchez]

This is really, really low. This is hardly a story. A lot of expletives in the titles and the text. Extremely low word count. Extra-annoying if you speak Russian.

When action or drama fails, we can at least laugh at it. When a bad comedy fails.... You get the idea.

[Russian Bank Teller]

9684205
yeah...

I wrote this at 12 midnight in about 40 minutes.

[Titanicgaming360]

9735622
I’m not an idiot. I knew that.

Okay, I am an idiot. But I still knew that.

[ARC-5216]

Opa Is good ending comrade

[MLG Hard]

Make more or I will eat Yoda's Chinese import car whilst eating bread in a French accent as Neighsay slowly dissolves himself in a pit of printers.