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// The End? 
// Story: oi blyat 
// by Russian Bank Teller 
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“Blyat” Dimitri swore as he realized he just killed the entire pony population by stabbing Princess Celestia and cutting off Best Princess’s horn. He proceeded to the balcony of CanterBurrow castle. 

“CITIZENS OF CANTERCHINA, I AM YOUR NEW RULER!” 

Of course no one heard him because he didn’t have the Royal CanterLotsofPone voice. Oh well. A man can try at least. 

Then Everyone Died


Meanwhile on Earth

Adolphus Hitler (better known as Todd Howard) made fallout 5.
And Jesus H. Christ (better known as Gabe Newell made Half Life 2.5
Everyone cried

Oh, and Transdniestria became internationally recognized by every country in the world except Moldova. Because fuck Moldova. 







THE END QUESTION MARK QUESTION MARK??