This is a completely random rant of a story, that wouldn't likely make any sense at all to a sane person.
It is comprised of the following: narcotics fueled chaos, historical jokes that usually end up promoting certain ideologies that many people perceive as evil.
The only plot you will find in this story will likely break down and reset after a few sentences, any longer and my story might actually make sense.
And before you ask: Yes, I am insane, and yes I do need help.
Due to this story's continuation being halted by a moderator for being non-story, if you want to continue reading, you can find it at https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13474464/1/Help-Equestria, although, due to having basically nobody left interested in reading it, there probably won't be much more, if you want it to continue, you can contact me, if there's at least one person interested in it, in my eyes, it'll be worth writing more.
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To be fair, this is more along the lines of shitposting than actual trolling.
No sense to a sane person? If that's the case, then I'm on board. This sounds like my kind of story. I'm insane, but it's benign and I rather enjoy it. I tried being sane once, but it felt too constricting and thus not for me. Also, you were referring to President Donald Trump's hands when you mentioned white baby hands spewing out of the rift in place of the Manehattan World Trade Centers, yes? HA!
Someone else besides me finally called Obama out on ruining America! Lastly, I love this. It's hilarious.
Nice
construct battlecruiser then lol
Looking at this cover art makes me think that either Equestria needs help from the British Speedfreak himself, or Twilight has gone completely batshit.
Now this is epic what a great story honestly that was hilarious
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Yes, another person that legitimately enjoys this!
This story is the right blend of history, my little pony and downright crack induced wackyness.
This masterpiece of a drug-induced dream put to paper
This is fantastic, don't worry, someone got the EaW references
IM GONNA SAY THE TRUTH, THAT DESPITE MAKING UP ONLY 13% OF THE POPULATION, BLACKS
This is a batshit retarded rant that i fucking love
This makes my braincells commit suicide but like, their diein in just the best fucking way possible
dont stop making this
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I inhaled the Gospel Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, maybe that has something to do with it.
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That's what I always try to achieve, the speed at which I create this story usually isn't limited by creativity or think of chaotic ideas, but rather putting my super ADHD thoughts onto the computer screen.
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Please continue, as an avid National-Bolshevik, I would like to hear more.
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I don't think I'll ever stop for a while now, by far this is my most popular story, although that's probably due to being on 2 sities.
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Nice to see a fellow nazbol in this community
Ok
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you got me here
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Ha.
That is all I needed to see, have an upvote!
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Fair.
my booty thik
with vodka
no plastik only vodka
CAAARRLLL!!
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