oi blyat

by Russian Bank Teller

I really need to condense this into one chapter

“Okay, I’m going to stop fucking around and reset time. This simply isn’t funny anymore!” Said Discord as he snapped his claws.

Then, everything went back to when Dimitri met Twilight.

“-Twilight Sparkle. Princess Celestial tasked me with taking care of you and making sure you made friends.”

“Alright then, blyat.”

“Okay. Now I would like you to answerallmyquestionsIwanttoknoweverything.“

“No. Suka.”

“n-no?”

“Yeah, blyat. Do you not fucking understand?”

“THEN I WILL STRAP YOU DOWN TO A TABLE AND DISSECT YOU”

“Fuck you, suka”

“YOU DARE INSULT YOUR QUEEN?!” said ‘Twilight’ as she turned into a black locust.

“Oh hey! Dinner. Blyattt!”

“Wait what”

*STABSTABSTABSTAB*

“Lmao you suck. Anyway, time to eat!”

*omnomnom*

“Eww it tastes like bleach. wait”

*DED*

And that kids is why Changelings are made of bleach.

“Dang. This keeps happening” said Discord as he repeated time again

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