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// I really need to condense this into one chapter 
// Story: oi blyat 
// by Russian Bank Teller 
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“Okay, I’m going to stop fucking around and reset time. This simply isn’t funny anymore!” Said Discord as he snapped his claws. 


Then, everything went back to when Dimitri met Twilight. 



“-Twilight Sparkle. Princess Celestial tasked me with taking care of you and making sure you made friends.”

“Alright then, blyat.”

“Okay. Now I would like you to answerallmyquestionsIwanttoknoweverything.“

“No. Suka.”

“n-no?”

“Yeah, blyat. Do you not fucking understand?”

“THEN I WILL STRAP YOU DOWN TO A TABLE AND DISSECT YOU”

“Fuck you, suka”

“YOU DARE INSULT YOUR QUEEN?!” said ‘Twilight’ as she turned into a black locust.

“Oh hey! Dinner. Blyattt!”

“Wait what”

*STABSTABSTABSTAB*

“Lmao you suck. Anyway, time to eat!”

*omnomnom*

“Eww it tastes like bleach. wait”

*DED*

And that kids is why Changelings are made of bleach.






“Dang. This keeps happening” said Discord as he repeated time again