“Okay, I’m going to stop fucking around and reset time. This simply isn’t funny anymore!” Said Discord as he snapped his claws.
Then, everything went back to when Dimitri met Twilight.
“-Twilight Sparkle. Princess Celestial tasked me with taking care of you and making sure you made friends.”
“Alright then, blyat.”
“Okay. Now I would like you to answerallmyquestionsIwanttoknoweverything.“
“No. Suka.”
“n-no?”
“Yeah, blyat. Do you not fucking understand?”
“THEN I WILL STRAP YOU DOWN TO A TABLE AND DISSECT YOU”
“Fuck you, suka”
“YOU DARE INSULT YOUR QUEEN?!” said ‘Twilight’ as she turned into a black locust.
“Oh hey! Dinner. Blyattt!”
“Wait what”
*STABSTABSTABSTAB*
“Lmao you suck. Anyway, time to eat!”
*omnomnom*
“Eww it tastes like bleach. wait”
*DED*
And that kids is why Changelings are made of bleach.
“Dang. This keeps happening” said Discord as he repeated time again