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// This just gets more aggravating, doesn’t it? 
// Story: oi blyat 
// by Russian Bank Teller 
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“I’m glad we could work out an agreement.” Stated Celestia as she calmly had tea with Dimitri’s burning corpse. I think my rage might’ve been a little too much thought Celestia as she saw the burning ruins of Canterlot. 

“Oh well. Luna! Fetch me some more tea!” 

“Yes s-sister.” Best Princess said fearfully as she jumped out a window and flew away.

“Darn. I’m going to have to get another replacement Luna, aren’t I.”

“PRINCESS! AH’M ‘FAIR UR UNDER ARREST FOR THE MURDER OF 1 HUMAN AND 69 THOUSAND PONIES!”

“Oh hello! Nice to see you bearers of the Elements of KO. Can you go banish Luna again? She didn’t get me tea like she said.”

“Princess, ah’m ‘fraid I’m going to have to put these here hoof cuffs on your leg.”

“No.” Then everything burned.